Paid with a Mills

During severe fighting in Delville Wood in August 1916 our regiment

(the East Surreys) was cut off for about three days and was reduced to

a mere handful of men, but still we kept up our joking and spirits.

A young Cockney, who was an adept at rhyming slang, rolled over, dead

as I thought, for blood was streaming from his neck and head. But he

sat up again and, wiping his hand across his forehead, exclaimed:

"Strike me pink! One on the top of my loaf of bread (head), and one

in the bushel and peck (neck)." Then, slinging over a Mills bomb, he

shouted: "'Ere, Fritz, my thanks for a Blighty ticket."--_A. Dennis, 9

Somers Road, Brixton Hill, S.W.2._

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