Pity the Poor Ducks

We were in the Passchendaele sector in 1917, and all who were there

know there were no trenches--just shell-holes half-filled with water.

Jerry had been strafing us for two days without a stop and of our

platoon of twenty-three men only seven came out alive. As we were

coming down the duckboard track after being relieved Jerry started to

put over a barrage. We had to dive for the best cover we could get.

Three of us jumped into a large shell-hole, up to our necks in water.

As the shells dropped around us we kept ducking our heads under the

water.

Bert Norton, one of us--a Cockney--said: "Strike, we're like the little

ducks in 'Yde Park--keep going under."

After another shell had burst and we had just come up to breathe Bert

chimed in again with: "Blimey, mustn't it be awful to have to get your

living by ducking?"--_J. A. Wood, 185 Dalston Lane, E.8._

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