Bluebottles and Wopses

We had just gone into the front line. Two of us had not been there

before.

During a conversation with a Cockney comrade, an old hand, we told him

of our dislike of bombs. He tried to re-assure us something like this:

"Nah, don't let them worry you. You treat 'em just like blue-bottles,

only different. With a blue-bottle you watch where it settles an' 'it

it, but with bombs, you watch where they're goin' to settle and 'op it.

It's quite simple."

A short time after a small German bomb came over and knocked out our

adviser. My friend and I picked him up and tried to help him. He was

seriously hurt. As we lifted him up my friend said to him, "You didn't

get your blue-bottle that time, did you?" He smiled back as he replied:

"'Twasn't a blue-bottle, mate; must 'ave been a blinkin' wopse."--_C.

Booth, 5 Creighton Road, N.W.6._

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