On the Kaiser's Birthday

In the Brickstacks at Givenchy, 1916. The Germans were celebrating the

Kaiser's birthday by putting a steady succession of "Minnies" into and

around our front line trench.

Just when the strain was beginning to tell and nerves were getting

jumpy, a little Cockney corporal jumped on the fire-step and, shaking

his fist at the Germans forty yards away, bawled, "You wait till it's

_my_ ruddy birthday!"

Fritz didn't wait two seconds, but the little corporal had got his

laugh and wasn't taking a curtain.--_"Bison" (late R.W.F.)._

"Chuck us yer Name Plate!"

In June 1917 we were ordered to lay a line to the front line at "Plug

Street". Fritz started to bombard us with whizz-bangs, and my pal and

I took cover behind a heap of sandbags, noticing at the same time that

all the infantrymen were getting away from the spot.

When things quietened down we heard a Cockney voice shouting, "Hi,

mate! Chuck us yer name plate (identification disc). Y're sitting up

against our bomb store."--_S. Doust (late Signal Section, "F" Battery,

R.H.A.), 53 Wendover Road, Well Hall, Eltham, S.E.9._

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