Almost Self-inflicted

The London (47th) Division, after a strenuous time on the Somme in

September 1916, were sent to Ypres for a quiet (?) spell, the depleted

ranks being made up by reserves from home who joined us _en route_.

The 18th Battalion (London Irish), were informed on taking the line

that their opponents were men of the very same German regiment as they

had opposed and vanquished at High Wood.

Soon after "stand down" the following morning Rifleman S---- mounted

the fire-step and, cupping his hands to his mouth, shouted, "Compree

'Igh Wood, Fritz?"

The words had hardly left his lips when _zip_, a sniper's bullet

knocked his tin hat off his head and Rifleman S---- found himself lying

on the duckboards with blood running down his face.

Picking himself up, he calmly gathered his souvenirs together and said

as he made his way out, "Cheerio, boys, I've got a Blighty one, but

don't tell the colonel it was self-inflicted."--_A. C. B., Ilford,

Essex._

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