A Very Human Concertina

In March 1918, when Jerry was making his last great attack, I was in

the neighbourhood of Petit Barisis when three enemy bombing planes

appeared overhead and gave us their load. After all was clear I

overheard this dialogue between two diminutive privates of the 7th

Battalion, the London Regiment ("Shiny Seventh"), who were on guard

duty at the Q.M. Stores:

"You all right, Bill?"

"Yes, George!"

"Where'd you get to, Bill, when he dropped his eggs?"

"Made a blooming concertina of meself and got underneaf me blinkin' tin

'at!"--_F. A. Newman, 8 Levett Gardens, Ilford, Ex-Q.M.S., 8th London

(Post Office Rifles)._

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