TWO WAYS OF PUTTING IT.

The Sultan awoke with a stifled scream:

His nerves were shocked by a fearful dream:

An omen of terrible import and doubt--

His teeth in one moment all fell out.

His wisemen assembled at break of day,

And stood by the throne in solemn array.

And when the terrible dream was told,

Each felt a shudder, his blood ran cold,

And all stood silent, in fear and dread,

And wondering what was best to be said.

At length an old soothsayer, wrinkled and gray,

Cried, "Pardon, my lord, what I have to say;

"'Tis an omen of sorrow sent from on high:

Thou shalt see all thy kindred die."

Wroth was the Sultan; he gnashed his teeth,

And his very words seemed to hiss and seethe,

As he ordered the Wiseman bound with chains,

And gave him a hundred stripes for his pains.

The wisemen shook as the Sultan's eye

Swept round to see who next would try;

But one of them, stepping before the throne,

Exclaimed, in a loud and joyous tone:

"Exult, O head of a happy state!

Rejoice, O heir of a glorious fate!

"For this is the favor thou shalt win,

O Sultan--to outlive all thy kin!"

Pleased was the Sultan, and called a slave,

And a hundred crowns to the wiseman gave.

But the courtiers they nod, with grave, sly winks,

And each one whispers what each one thinks,

"Well can the Sultan reward and blame:

Didn't both of the wisemen foretell the same?"

Quoth the crafty old Vizier, shaking his head,

"So much may depend on the way a thing's said!"

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_To our Young Friends:_

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through wild regions where now the steam-engine whirls along with its

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were written or stamped on the outside of the letter to denote the cost

of transportation. In those times it often took weeks to send a letter

to places where now only a day is required.

Do any of you know the name of the man who first thought of the great

benefit cheap postage would be to the world, and can you tell something

about the great work he accomplished in that direction, and when and

where he died?

Our Post-office Box is now open for your contributions, which we trust

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[Illustration: THE ORPHANS.]

[Illustration: FUN]

A Boy who is not fond of fun and frolic may possibly make a tolerable

man, but he is an intolerable boy.

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An Irish lover remarked that it is a great pleasure to be alone,

"especially whin yer swateheart is wid ye."

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If a man's horses should lose their tails, why should he sell them

wholesale?--Because he can't retail them.

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"I'd just like to see you," said a blind man to a policeman who told him

he would lock him up if he didn't move on.

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A little girl of four years was recently called as a witness in a police

court, and in answer to the question what became of little girls who

told lies, innocently replied that they were sent to bed.

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When a certain King of England visited Scotland, many years ago, the

following conversation took place between two countrymen:

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