Illustration: THE END OF AN IMPERFECT DAY.
"ONE OF THOSE TINS OF SALMON, PLEASE."
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Another Sex-Problem.
"SALE OF LIVE AND DEAD FARM STOCK.
6 Steers in milk and in Calf."
_Local Paper._
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"In the second part of the programme Miss ---- was associated with
Mr. ---- in 'It was a Lover and His Last.'"--_Australian Paper._
Let us hope she will remain so.
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"Rejoicing in a measure of freedom after the harassing restrictions
of the war, Scotsmen are not eager to thrust their necks into the
nose again."--_Daily Paper._
They prefer, we imagine, to thrust the nose of the bottle into their
necks.
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"Every British voter on the sea coast is at heart a sailor."--_Daily
Chronicle._
At heart, no doubt. But how many have found to their cost that it is in
fact another organ which affords the ultimate test of sailorship.
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