“What a filthy lot they are!” exclaims her husband (who observes the

good old custom of taking a bath every Saturday night whether he needs

it or not), as we ride through a Yucatecan village in which most of the

Indian inhabitants scrub from head to foot and put on clean clothes

every day.

“I wouldn’t trust one of them with a cent,” declares some one else, who

has in his office three Mexican clerks to whom he implicitly intrusts

the handling of thousands of dollars.

“I look upon them just as I look upon niggers,” says a Southerner--who

not only doesn’t, but who is gratified by the pleasant position he has

achieved for himself in local, native society. And as such comments are

made with neither malicious intent nor with the “feeling” that would

accompany them were they final deductions from a long series of painful

experiences, one marvels at the phonographic monotony with which they

are endlessly reproduced. Almost always purely verbal, there is behind

them neither thought nor emotion, and they are irritating in much the

same way that checks are irritating when carelessly made out and signed

by persons who have nothing in the bank. They are, I fancy, connected

with a sense of patriotism that has grown habitual and perfunctory, and

I mention them merely by way of illustrating half of my assertion to the

effect that one absorbs something of Mexico both unconsciously and with

deliberateness. A young Englishman of my acquaintance may well supply

the other half.

It is not generally realized that the male inhabitants of Great Britain

do not make a practice of wearing drawers, although such is the strange,

dissembled fact. Now, while the possession of underclothes is not

necessarily indicative of birth and wealth, I have always assumed,

although perhaps with a certain apathy, that the possession of wealth

and birth presupposed underclothes. This, in England at least, does not

seem to be the case, for my young friend, whose name is ancient and

whose purse is well filled, announced to me in Mexico not long ago, with

the naïveté that so often astonishes one in thoroughly sophisticated

persons of his race: “I’ve knocked about a good bit and I’ve come to the

conclusion that there’s usually something to be said for the peculiar

habits of different peoples even if you don’t know exactly what it is.

Since I’ve been in this country I’ve noticed that everybody seems to

wear drawers--even the peons. There must be some reason for

it--connected with the climate very likely--and I’ve taken to wearing

them myself. I don’t particularly care for the things,” he hastened

apologetically to add, “and I dare say they’re all rot, but I’m going to

give them a try. Why don’t you!”

It is natural and agreeable in Mexico to have one’s house in what we

call “the retail district,” for one soon learns to appreciate the

Mexican’s combined love of seclusion and publicity. A dwelling

sandwiched in between the town’s most popular drug and grocery shops is

ideally situated. The nature of its construction--the Moors imposed it

upon Spain and Spain passed it on--insures a fortresslike privacy, while

the site insures the constant movement and color, the manifold, trivial,

human and animal interests without which the life of a Mexican household

would be somewhat empty. Those odd moments consumed by us with magazines

and the book of the week, Mexicans devote to looking out of their sala

windows, with a rarely misplaced confidence in their street’s

potentialities. It never strikes me as strange that _I_ can pass so

many hours in peering at sights so foreign to my race, if not any longer

to my experience, but it is one of the pleasantly surprising traits of

the inhabitants that _their_ interest is just as fresh and perhaps more

insatiable. To me the love affair across the way--carried on as it is

with much holding of hands in the excessive broadness of Mexican

daylight, by a young woman of thirty-eight behind a barred window, and a

young man of forty-two on the narrow sidewalk outside--to me, this

public display of an emotion, ordinarily regarded as rather private, is

most exciting; but even so, I am inclined to believe that after

commenting on such a courtship every afternoon and evening for three and

a half years it would begin to pall. On Mexicans it never seems to. They

do not precisely stare at the spectacle, as a careful unawareness under

the circumstances is considered the proper line to take. But their blind

spots are not situated in the tails of their eyes. However, it does not

necessitate such absorbing matters as affairs of the heart to retain

their attention. They never weary at certain hours of the day of peering

through the bars or leaning over the balconies in contemplation of just

the street’s multifarious but always leisurely movement. It is not often

a noisy movement. The collective Mexican voice--the voice of a group or

even a crowd is musical, and the click of donkey’s hoofs on cobblestones

is a dainty, a positively prim form of commotion.

But should they wish to escape from even these sometimes distinctly

soothing sounds, there is always the patio and the tranquil rooms around

it. They are of all sizes, of all degrees of misery and splendor and of

most shapes, these universal patios, but in the meanest of them there is

an expressed yearning for color and adornment that, even when ill cared

for and squalid, has been at least expressed. It takes the form, most

fortunately, of flowers, with often a fountain in a circular basin of

blue and white tiles. A Mexican patio, in fact, is considerably more

than a courtyard. It is a flower garden surrounded by a house.

In Northern climates the most delightful hour of the day has always been

that in which one comes in from the frosty dusk, lights the lamps,

smashes a smoldering lump of coal into a bright, sudden blaze, draws the

curtain and, in an atmosphere thick with warmth and quiet, sits down to

read or write or rest. In tropical countries one often longs in vain for

this hour. Its impossibility is, I think, a chief cause of homesickness,

and it is long before one accepts with anything like the same sense--a

sense of physical and mental well-being immune from gazes and

intrusions--the Southern equivalent. The Southern equivalent is the hour

in which the sun shines brightest and fiercest, when instead of seeking

warmth one eludes it, half undressed, in dim, bare rooms, under awnings

and behind light, thin screens.

Even when a street for the time being comparatively lacks moving figures

there is for the foreigner a constant amusement in reading the signs

over the doors of shops and more especially those that decorate the

outer walls of pulque joints and cantinas. Their mere perusal, indeed,

may throw a truer, more valuable light upon certain phases of the native

humors and habits of thought than do many works less spontaneous and

more profound. “Jack O’Grady, Sample Room,” or, “Otto Baumholzer,

Saloon,” may or may not make an appeal. But even when it does it is not

an appeal to the intellect and the imagination. In Mexico the proprietor

of a saloon likes to advertise his wares, not so much with his name as

with a sentiment, an allusion--a word or a phrase that poetically

connotes. There are of course a great many serviceable designations of

no particular relevance like the patriotic “Cinco de Mayo,” the

inevitable “Estrella de Oro,” and the frequently met with and rather

meaningless “Cometa de 1843.” They show respectively only a taste for

the national, the brilliant, the surprising. The gift of fancy is not,

after all, to everyone. Even when a foul little corner drunkery,

calcimined sky-blue--with a life-sized lady reposing in a green bower,

painted on its finger-marked exterior--is entitled “El Nido de Amor,” or

when a pink hole in the wall that can be seen for a block and smelled

for two, is named “Las Flores de Abril”--even then one does not

appreciate quite to the full some of the quaint possibilities of just

the ordinary Mexican mind. But a saloon called “El Destino,” another

frankly advertising itself as “La Isla de Sacrificios,” still another

with painted above its door “El Infiernito” (the little hell), a fourth

that calls itself “Al Delirio”--there is in such names food, as one

strolls about any Mexican community, for meditation. Less grim, but as

suggestive and as apt, is “La Seductora.” “La Media Noche” and “Las Aves

de la Noche” (the night birds) always strike a sympathetic chord, while

“El Renacimiento,” “El Valor,” and “El Mensajero de los Dioses” (the

messenger of the gods) gracefully hoist the whole matter into the realm

of the ideal. The subtlest of them, and the one that never fails to

make me laugh as I pass it, is “La Idea!” I regret now that the

opportunity of entering and making the proprietor’s acquaintance has

gone. A man who would name his saloon “La Idea!” ought to be worth

knowing. The thing can be apperceived in so many ways and spoken in so

many different tones of voice, starting, as at once suggests itself,

with the intonation generally imparted to, “Why, the idea!”

One source of dissatisfaction to travelers for whom foreign travel has

always meant Europe, is that there are so few “sights” in Mexican towns.

By “sights” I mean the galleries of sculpture and painting, the palaces

and the castles, the frescoes, the architectural fragments, the tombs,

the relics, and the interminable museums crammed with a dead world’s

junk, over which the conscientious may exhaust their necks and backs.

European cities even as comparatively small as Stockholm and Copenhagen

possess museums where, guidebook in hand, people remain for whole days

examining ugly, labeled little implements fashioned in the stone age,

the bronze age, the iron age, and every city has among other treasures a

few miles of minute, Dutch masters before which to trudge, too weary to

appreciate their marvelous skill or to realize their beauty. But in

Mexican towns there are none of these things, and the traveler whose

days have not been mapped out for him and who is not in the habit of

strolling, of sitting in churches, of shamelessly idling in parks and

plazas, is likely to complain of a lack of occupation. It is difficult

for him to accept the fact that the most notable sight in Mexico is

simply Mexico.

It is difficult, too, for him to reconcile the general outward

conditions of the towns and cities with his preconceived ideas of them,

which is always annoying. Instead of giving an impression of dirt and

neglect, of the repulsive indifference to appearances, and general

“shiftlessness” we are so accustomed to in the small communities of

States like, for instance, Arkansas and Indiana, their best quarters

always, and their more modest districts very often, are perpetually

swept and sprinkled, dazzling with new calcimine and, for thoroughfares

so aged, incredibly neat and gay. About drainage and water works--the

invisible and important--there is still much to deplore, much to hope

for, although improvement is everywhere on the way. But municipal

“appearances” are rigidly maintained; maintained in some instances at

the cost, unfortunately, of qualities that share the secret of the

country’s charm. There is at the present time, for example, a rage--a

madness rather--for renovating, for “doing over” the exteriors of

churches, and in the last four years some of the most impressive

examples of Spanish colonial church architecture have been scraped,

punctured with pointed windows, supplied with gargoyles and porticoes

and then whitewashed. To remember the cathedral at Jalapa as it was, and

to see it now, a jaunty horror half clad in cheap, Gothic clothes that

don’t fit, brings a lump to one’s throat.

The order and security that everywhere appear to reign both by day and

by night are also bewildering in a country popularly supposed to be the

modern fountain-head of lawlessness and melodrama. Besides the small but

businesslike policemen with large, visible revolvers who seem to be on

every corner and who materialize in swarms at the slightest infringement

of the code, the highways are patrolled by that picturesque body of men

known as rurales, of whom there are between four and five thousand.

After the fall of Santa Anna, the organized troop of ranchmen (known as

“cuerados” from the leather clothes they wore) became bandits and gained

for themselves the name of “plateados,” it being their dashing custom

heavily to ornament their garments with silver. In the time of Comonfort

they were turned from their evil ways (no doubt on the theory of its

taking a thief to catch a thief) and transformed into rurales. Under

President Diaz they have attained a high degree of efficiency, and while

their practically limitless powers in isolated and inaccessible parts of

the country are no doubt sometimes abused, their reputation for

fearlessness, supplemented by a revolver, a carbine, and a saber, has a

most chastening influence. One realizes something of the number of

policemen at night, when they deposit their lighted lanterns in the

middle of the streets and there is until dawn a ceaseless concert of

their wailing whistles. You may become as drunk as you wish to in a

cantina and, even with the doors open, talk as loud and as long as you

are able, for cantinas were made to get drunk and talk loud in. But you

must walk quite steadily when you come out--unless your wife or daughter

is laughingly leading you home--or you will be arrested before you reel

ten yards. Even chaperoned by your wife and unmistakably homeward bound,

you will be escorted kindly, almost gently (when you show no

resistance), to the police station if the city happens to need your

services. The combination of quick temper and quicker drink is

responsible for much violence in Mexico, but one rarely sees it. One

rarely sees any form of disorder, and over vice is draped a cloak of

complete invisibility. In most places women of the town are not even

permitted to appear on the streets except at certain hours and in a

capacity sincerely unprofessional. The facility and dispatch with which

one is arrested is conducive to a constant appearance of decorum. Only

in a paternal despotism is such law and order possible. One evening I

myself was arrested for an exceedingly slight and innocent misdemeanor.

“But why do you arrest me? Why don’t you arrest everybody else? I’m not

the only one,” I protested to the policeman with a lightness I was

beginning not to feel.

“You are a foreigner and a gentleman and you ought to set an example to

the ignorant lower classes,” he replied without a smile. It was some

time before I could induce him to let me go.

The frequency of the policemen is equaled (or exceeded, one sometimes

feels) only by the frequency of the churches. And, as if there were not

already thousands more than the souls of any people could possibly need,

new ones are always being built. I was told not long ago of a wealthy

man who, on recently acquiring a vast area of land which he contemplated

turning into a sugar hacienda, began the construction of his “plant”

with a thirty-thousand-dollar church. Their number and the manner in

which they monopolize all the most conspicuous sites, as well as render

conspicuous most of the others, now and then enables even a Roman

Catholic to regard the Laws of Reform with a slightly less bilious eye.

The countryside is dotted with them--the towns and cities crowded by

them. It seems at times as if the streets were but so many convenient

lanes through which to approach them--the shops and houses merely so

many modest dependencies. Pictorially considered, they imbue the

dreariest, most impersonal of landscapes, especially just after sunset,

with a mild and lovely atmosphere of human pathos that one might journey

far without seeing again. But even in Mexico the pictorial sense is

subject to periods of suspended animation during which one’s attitude

toward the churches, or perhaps I should say the Church, is curiously

ill-defined. It is discomposing, on the one hand, to learn of a powerful

bishop whose “wife” and large family of sons and daughters are

complacently taken for granted by his entire diocese--to be warned by a

devout Catholic never under any circumstances to allow one’s American

maid servants to converse with a priest or to enter his house on any

pretext whatever--to appreciate the extreme poverty of the people and

to realize that the entire gigantic corporation is kept running chiefly

by the hard-earned mites with which they hope to save their souls. In

the church of San Miguel (not a particularly large church) at Orizaba, I

once had the curiosity to count the various devices by which the

faithful are hypnotized into leaving their money behind them, and as I

made notes of the little alms boxes in front of all the chapels, at the

doors, and scattered along the nave, many of them with a placard

explaining the use to which the funds were supposed to be put, I could

not but admire the unerring instinct with which the emotions of the race

had been gauged. The system, assisted as it is by a fantastically

dressed lay figure at every placarded box, has for the population of

Orizaba (an excessively religious town) much the same fascination that

is exercised upon me by a penny arcade. There were boxes for “The

Monthly Mass of Jesus,” “For the Marble Cross,” “For the Sick,” “For the

Sick of S. Vincent and S. Paul,” “For Mary Conceived without Sin,” “For

Our Father Jesus Carrying the Cross,” “For Saint Michael,” “For the

Blessed Souls,” “For the Blessed Virgin,” “For Our Lady of Carmen,” and

then, as if the ground had not been tolerably well covered, there were

two boxes, “For the Work of this Parish.” But these were literally less

than half the total number. In addition to the twelve whose uses were

revealed, there were _eighteen others_ whose uses were not, or thirty in

all.

On the other hand, I cannot linger in Mexican churches day after day, as

I have done, watching the Indians glide in, remove the leather bands

from their foreheads, let their chitas slip gently to the pavement, and

then, with straight backs and crossed hands, kneel in reverent ecstasy

before their favorite images, without rejoicing that a profound human

want can be so filled to overflowing. And I cannot but doubt that it

could by any other way we know be filled at all. Three men in Indian

white, who are returning from market to their homes in some distant

village, stop to kneel for fully half an hour without moving before the

chapel of St. Michael. St. Michael happens to be an almost life-sized

female doll with pink silk socks, the stiff skirts of a ballet-dancer

(actually), a pink satin bolero jacket, an imitation diamond necklace, a

blond wig with long curls, and a tin helmet. The two women who accompany

them pray before the figure of Mary Conceived without Sin--whose costume

I prefer not to invite the accusation of sacrilege by recording. The

men are straight-backed, motionless, enthralled. One of the women

suddenly extends her arms with an all-embracing gesture, and rigidly

holds them there--her hands palm upward, as if she expected to receive

the stigmata. What are they all thinking about? But what earthly

difference does it make--if there be a difference so heavenly? No doubt

they are thinking of nothing; thought is not essential to bliss. Then

they get up, and after dropping money in the little slot machines of

Michael, and Mary Conceived without Sin, they proceed on their way,

leaving me glad that for fully half an hour some one in the world has

been happy. For beyond the possibility of a doubt they have been happy,

and have deepened my conviction that the desire to undermine their faith

in Michael and in Mary Conceived without Sin is at best misguided, and

at worst, wicked. “Idolatry and superstition!” one hears groaned from

end to end of Mexico. But why not? They appear to be very comforting,

exalting things. It happens that personally I could derive no spiritual

refreshment from remaining on my knees for half an hour in front of

these dreadful dolls. But there is a statue or two in the Louvre, and

several pictures in Florence, to whom--had I been brought up to believe

them capable of performing miracles--I should find it most agreeable and

beneficial to say my prayers.

So one’s attitude toward the Church in Mexico becomes at the last

curiously ill-defined. The Church is corrupt, grasping, resentful; but

it unquestionably gives millions of people something without which they

would be far more unhappy than they are--something that no other church

could give them.

There are city parks and squares in other countries, but in none do they

play the same intimate and important part in the national domestic life

that they do in Mexico. To one accustomed to associate the “breathing

spaces” with red-nosed tramps and collarless, unemployed men dejectedly

reading wilted newspapers on shabby benches, it would be impossible to

give an idea of what the plaza means to the people of Mexico--of how it

is used by them. It strikes me always as a kind of open-air

drawing-room, not only, as are our own public squares, free to all, but,

unlike them, frequented by all. It is not easy to imagine one’s

acquaintances in the United States putting on their best clothes for the

purpose of strolling around and around the public square of even one of

the smaller cities, to the efforts of a brass band, however good; but

in Mexico one’s acquaintances take an indescribable amount of innocent

pleasure in doing just this on three evenings a week and on Sunday

afternoons as well. And with a simplicity--a democracy--that is a

strange contradiction in a people who have inherited so much

punctilio--such pride of position, they do it together with all the

servants and laborers in town. In the smaller places the men at these

concerts promenade in one direction, while the women, and the women

accompanied by men, revolve in the other; a convenient arrangement that

permits the men to apperceive the charms of the women, and the women to

apperceive the charms of the men without effort or boldness on the part

of either. And everyone is socially so at ease! There is among the rich

and well dressed not the slightest trace of that “certain condescension”

observable, I feel sure, when the duke and the duchess graciously pair

off with the housekeeper and the butler, and among the lower

classes--the maid and men servants, the stone-masons and carpenters, the

cargadores, the clerks, the small shopkeepers--there is neither the

aggressive sense of an equality that does not exist nor a suggestion of

servility. The sons of, say, the governor of the state, and their

companions, will stroll away the evening between two groups of sandaled

Indians with blankets on their shoulders--his daughters in the midst of

a phalanx of laundresses and cooks; the proximity being carried off with

an engaging naturalness, an apparent unawareness of difference on the

part of everyone that is the perfection of good manners. When such

contacts happen with us it is invariably an experiment, never a matter

of course. Our upper classes self-consciously regard themselves as doing

something rather quaint--experiencing a new sensation, while the lower

classes eye them with mixed emotions I have never been able

satisfactorily to analyze.

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