CHAPTER XII.

PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY.

And this may well be a fitting place wherein to record the origin,

progress, and after long years the full completion of what is manifestly

my chief authorial work in life, "Proverbial Philosophy." To ensure

accuracy, and not leave all the details to oftentimes unfaithful memory,

I will give a few extracts from "a brief account" of the book, set down

in 1838, at the beginning of Volume I. of "My Literary Heirloom," now

grown to many volumes, containing newspaper cuttings, anecdotes, and

letters and scraps of all sorts relating to my numerous works.

"In the year 1828, when under Mr. Holt's roof at Albury (anno ætatis meæ

18), I bethought myself, for the special use and behoof of my cousin

Isabella, who seven years after became my wife, that I would transcribe

my notions on the holy estate of matrimony; a letter was too light, and

a formal essay too heavy, and I didn't care to versify my thoughts, so I

resolved to convey them in the manner of Solomon's Proverbs or the

'Wisdom' of Jesus the Son of Sirach: and I did so,--successively, in the

Articles first on Marriage, then Love, then Friendship, and fourthly on

Education: several other pieces growing afterwards. Whilst at Albury, my

cousin showed some of these to our rector, Hugh M'Neile, who warmly

praised them, and recommended their publication; but, regarding them as

private and personal, I would not hear of it, and in fact it was nine

years before they saw print; thus literally, though I meant it not then,

exemplifying the Horatian advice, 'nonumque premantur in annum.'

However, one day in August 1838, Mr. Stebbing, whose chapel, in the

Hampstead Road I used to attend when living at Gothic Cottage, Regent's

Park, in my first years of marriage, visiting me and urging me to write

something for the _Athenæum_, which he was then editing, I was induced

to show him these earliest essays; but I declined to _give_ them to him,

whereat he was angered; perhaps the rather in that I objected to

piecemeal publication, possibly also casting some reproach (as the

fashion of the day then was) upon magazine and journalistic literature

generally. That I made an enemy of him was evidenced by a spiteful

little notice in the _Athenæum_ of April 21st (three months after my

first series was published) stating that it was 'a book not likely to

please beyond the circle of a few minds as eccentric as the author's.'

The same false friend excluded me altogether from any notice in the

_Examiner_ wherein he had some literary influence." To this day these

reviews have been my foes, which I regret.

"Still, Mr. Stebbing did me substantial good; he praised the idea as

'new, because a resuscitation of what was very old,'--and as of my own

origination in these latter days, and as a good vehicle for thoughts on

many matters: and he promised his valuable assistance to a young

author's fame,--performing as above. So, after a last interview with him

at his house, wherein I conclusively refused him, I wrote my Preface at

once, jotting down (as I recollect at the street corner post opposite

Hampstead Road Chapel) on the back of an old letter my opening

paragraph,--

"'Thoughts that have tarried in my mind, and peopled its inner

chambers,' &c., &c.

"In ten weeks from that day I had my first series ready,--supposing it

then all I should ever write;--the same assurance of a final end having

been my delusion at the close of each of my four series. My first

publisher was Rickerby of Abchurch Lane, who produced a beautifully

printed small folio volume with ornamental initials, and now very

scarce: it came to a second edition, but brought me no money,--and the

third edition failing to sell, it was in great part sent to America;

where N.P. Willis finding a copy, fancied the book that of some

forgotten author of the Elizabethan era, and quoted it week after week

in a periodical of his, _The Home Journal_, as such: years afterwards,

when he met me in London, he was scared to find that one whom he had

thought dead three hundred years was still alive and juvenile and ruddy.

"It might be thought indelicate in me to quote at length the many

pleasant greetings of the press to my first odd volumes; suffice it to

say, that the kind critics were with few exceptions unanimous in

commendation; and some great names, as Heraud, Leigh Hunt, and St. John

particularly favoured me,--the latter prophesying a tenth edition: but I

must still condescend to pick out at the end of this paper a few of the

plums of praise wherewith my early publication was indulged, if only to

please the numerous admirers of my chief 'lifework.' One comfort is that

no one of my reviewers all my life through has ever been bought or

rewarded. As to the less fulsome style of criticism, I was supposed by

the _Spectator_ to have 'written in hexameters,'--as if David or Solomon

had ever imitated Homer or some more ancient predecessor of his; and the

_Sun_ fancied that I had 'culled from Erasmus, Bacon, Franklin, and

Saavedra,' whereas I was totally ignorant of their wisdoms: Saavedra I

have since learned is Cervantes. The _Sunday Times_ finds 'Proverbial

Philosophy' 'very like Dodsley's "Economy of Human Life,"' but I may say

I never saw that neat little book of maxims till my brother Dan gave it

to me fourteen years after my Philosophy was public property; I am also

by this critic supposed to have 'imitated the Gulistan or Bostan of

Saadi,'--whereof I need not profess my total ignorance: however, the

writer kindly says of me, 'if he fail to make himself heard, the fault

will be rather in the public than in him.' The _Metropolitan_ propounds

that 'a book like this would make a man's fortune in the East, but we

are afraid that philosophy in proverbs has no great chance in the West:

we should recommend the author to get it translated into Arabic.'" [I

have since heard that some of it has been.] Let this be enough as to

those first fruits of criticism, which might be extended to satiety; but

I decline to become "inebriated with the exuberance of my own

verbosity," as Beaconsfield has it about Gladstone.

To carry on the story of my old book, its second series was due to

Harrison Ainsworth, at all events instrumentally. For, just as he was

establishing his special magazine, he asked me to help him with a

contribution in the style of that then new popularity, my Proverbs. This

I sturdily declined; for in my young days, it was thought

ungentlemanlike to write in magazines, though dukes, archbishops, and

premiers do so now: even authorship for money was thought vulgar: but,

when there greeted me at home a parcel of well-bound books as a gift

from the author, being all that were then extant of Ainsworth's, I was

so taken aback by his kindly munificence that I somewhat penitentially

responded thereto by an impromptu chapter on "Gifts," wherewith I made

the quarrel up and he was delighted: one or two others following.

However, I was too quick and too impatient to wait for piecemeal

publication month by month,--seeing I soon had my second series ready:

and so, leaving Rickerby as an unfruitful publisher (though, as will

soon appear, he produced other books for me) I went to Hatchards; with

whom I had a long and prosperous career--receiving annually from £500 to

£800 a year, and in the aggregate having benefited both them and

myself--for we shared equally--by something like, £10,000 a piece. But

in the course of time, the old grandfather and the father of the house,

excellent men both, went severally to the Better Land, and I had

published other books elsewhere, as will be seen, anon: and, amongst

other things, Mr. Bertrand Payne, who represented the respectable poetic

house of Moxon, desired to include me in his Beauties of the Poets, and

in order to that, having previously obtained license both from me and

Messrs. Hall & Virtue to select specimens of my lyrics for his volume,

asked me to let him add a few bits of Proverbial; to this I willingly

assented, but found myself repulsed by the temporary chief at

Hatchards'--lately a subordinate--with a direct refusal to permit any

portion of my book, of which they had a three years' lease then nearly

out, to be included in the specimen volume until, the whole remainder

copies were sold off. Mr. Payne on that immediately bought all they had,

writing a cheque of £900 in payment down,--whereof I got one-half, as I

should have done if sold at Hatchards'. I then of course went equitably

over to Moxon's,--and not long after published my third series with that

house, at Mr. Payne's suggestion and solicitation: it was not a

financial success, any more than others in that quarter; but I was paid

by having my later thoughts on topics of the day so handsomely published

at no cost of mine. The house of Moxon having its reverses,--and a

fourth and final series of "Proverbial Philosophy" having grown up

meanwhile, I concluded to go to Ward & Lock, that my four series might

for wider circulation be all included in one cheap volume, beautifully

got up, and with them I have since had some small success: for though

the royalty is only about a penny a volume, the numbers licensed have

been an edition of 20,000 succeeded in the course of years by another of

30,000; and I still leave the book with them so far as that cheap issue

is concerned.

As, however, I desired to meet the wish of many friends and others of

the public who often asked for a handsomer form, suggesting a

reproduction of Hatchards' quarto, with additional illustrations for the

new matter, I applied to Cassell, and made arrangements to have the

whole four series issued piecemeal in weekly or monthly parts, so as to

meet (as Cassell's manager suggested) a certain demand from the middle

and artisan class; seeing that the aristocracy and gentry had bought the

whole volume so freely, but sixpenny parts in a wider field might bring

on a new sale. I did not then know that Cassell's had numerous serials

already on hand, and that many of them were unremunerative; and so I

was a little surprised and vexed to find that my book was after all to

appear as a whole and not in numbers, and that at a higher price,

half-a-guinea, in these cheap times quite prohibitive, I protested

vainly as to this; as I did also at the unsatisfactory character of the

illustrations to the third and fourth series, promised to be equal to

Hatchards' first and second, which had cost £2000: but Cassell's

additions were cheaply and insufficiently supplied by old German plates,

adapted as much as might be to my words for illustration. This manifest

inferiority of the last half of the volume, as well as its too great

price, stopped the sale,--and after a time with a high hand all the

copies were sold off by auction, to the loss of both publisher and

author. As I had supplied gratis the plates of Hatchards' edition,

buying up the half not mine and giving the other, I found myself thus

mulcted in a large sum, for which I have only to show in return about a

hundredweight of wood-blocks and stereotypes:--which may be bought by

any publisher at bargain price. Altogether the whole affair was

unsatisfactory and disappointing. Individuals may be genial, honest, and

considerate, but a company or a partnership simply looks to the hardest

bargain in the shrewdest way. Of all this I'll complain, vainly enough,

no more.

In their several places, many anecdotes about "Proverbial Philosophy"

shall duly appear: I may mention one or two now, as timely. When that

good old man, Grandfather Hatchard, more than an octogenarian, first saw

me, he placed his hand on my dark hair and said with tears in his eyes,

"You will thank God for this book when your head comes to be as white as

mine." Let me gratefully acknowledge that he was a true prophet. When I

was writing the concluding essay of the first series, my father (not

quite such a prophet as old Hatchard) exhorted me to burn it, as his

ambition was to make a lawyer of me, the Church idea having failed from

my stammering, and he had very little confidence, as a man of the world,

in poetry bringing fortune. However, it did not get burnt, though I had

some difficulty in persuading him to let me get it printed instead. The

dear good man lived to bless me for it, especially for my essay on

Immortality, which I know affected him seriously, and he gave me £2000

as a gift in consequence.

As I may have been only too faithfully frank in mentioning this curious

literary anecdote,--which, as known to others, I could scarcely have

suppressed,--it is only fair to the memory of my dear and honoured

father that I should here produce one of his very few letters to me,

just found among my archives and bearing upon this same subject. It was

written to me at Brighton, and is dated Laura House, Southampton,

October 16, 1842:--

"My dearest Martin,--Anything that I could say, or any

praise that I could give respecting your last volume would, in my

estimation, fall very far short indeed of its merits. I shall

therefore merely say that I look upon your chapter upon

Immortality, not only as a most exquisite specimen of fine, sound,

and learned composition, but as combating in the most satisfactory

manner the _wisdom_ of infidelity, almost perfect. I only hope that

you may receive the just tribute of the literary community: your

own feelings as the author of that chapter must be very enviable.

God bless you, dearest, dearest Martin.--Believe me, ever your

affectionate father and sincere friend,

Martin Tupper."

I need not say that these are "_ipsissima verba_," and that I here

insert the letter in full, as the warmest and most honourable palinode I

could have received from a man so usually reserved and reticent as was

my revered and excellent father.

* * * * *

The brother of my friend Benjamin Nightingale (to be more spoken of

hereafter) was so fascinated with the book that he copied it all out in

his own handwriting, word for word, and was jocularly accused of

pretending to its authorship. I once met an enthusiast who knew both the

two first series by heart,--and certainly he went on wherever I tried to

pose him from the open volume,--my own memory being far less faithful.

Similarly my more recent friend William Hawkes claims to have read the

whole book sixty times; whereof this impromptu of mine is a sort of half

proof:--

_Impromptu_.

"Sixty times, you tell me, friend,

You've read my books from end to end.

Perhaps not all my myriad rhymes,

But all my rhythmics sixty times.

Yes, friend, for I have heard you quote

My old Proverbials by rote

Page after page, and anywhere

Have heard you spout them then and there,

Though I myself had quite forgot

What I had writ, and you had not.

"Well, author surely never more

Was complimented so before;

For though I knew in years long past

An amiable enthusiast,

Who copied out in his MS.

My whole Proverbial, as for press,

Until he half believed that he

Was the real Simon M.F.T.,--

Yet thou, my worthy William Hawkes,

Hast beaten Nightingale by chalks,--

And, years ago, your friends for fame

Have given you Martin Tapper's name,

Because you constantly were heard

Quoting Proverbial word for word!

So then, by heart, as by the pen,

'I live upon the mouths of men,'

Ev'n as Ennius lived of old,

A life worth more than gems or gold."

Two more strange anecdotes may here find their place (others will occur

elsewhere in this volume hereafter) respecting "Proverbial Philosophy."

Joseph Durham, the sculptor, a great friend of mine, had been known to

me for some years, and one day he gave me a curious little book, very

ancient and dingy-looking, entitled "Politeuphuia, Wits' Commonwealth:

London, 1667;" with this explanation, that he had picked it up at an old

bookstall, and, finding it was written somewhat in proverbs gave it to

me, adding, in his shrewd way, the humorous fancy that (until he had

read it and couldn't discover a line or thought of exact similarity)

possibly he might have checkmated me by showing me the mine from which I

had dug my wisdoms! As I have before me a memorandum pasted into the

booklet itself (it is a minute duodecimo) I will here quote exactly what

I wrote in it at the time: the date being Albury House, May 24, 1865:--

"This little book has just been given to me by Durham; it is very

scarce, so much so that the British Museum, he says, does not possess a

copy; probably there are not six in the world. I never saw it, nor

heard of it till now; just twenty-nine years after the publication of

my Proverbial Philosophy. It is a curious coincidence that the headings

of this Wits' Miscellany are similar to my own; as Of so and so

throughout; I first wrote On so and so; but did not like the sound, and

remembering it would be De in Latin, altered it to Of. The treatment

also of the subjects has some apparent similitude; but in looking all

through the book, it is strange that not one line, not one phrase, is

the same as any of mine. Travelling on the same road, and in somewhat of

the same proverbial rhythm, this is very curious; whilst it certainly

acquits me of even unintended and unconscious plagiarism. The headings

begin of God, of Heaven, of Angels, &c.,--and then of vertue, of peace,

of truth, &c., and afterwards of love, of jealousie, of hate, of beauty,

of flattery, &c., &c.,--all being aphoristic quotations from ancient

authors. As before stated, the whole was unseen by me until nearly

thirty years after I had published my independent essays on the same

theses much in a similar key."

This is a parallel case to the recent statement in a printed book with

characteristic illustrations respecting the non-originality of Bunyan's

Pilgrim's Progress; and Milton's Paradise Lost has been similarly

disparaged, Mr. Plummer Ward having written and shown to me a pamphlet

by himself to prove that some Italian poem seen by Milton in youth

preceded him on the same lines;--while Mr. Geikie quotes from the

Anglo-Saxon Cædmon papers nearly identical with some in Paradise Lost.

But there is no end to assertions of this sort, impugning authorial

honesty and originality: when authors write on the same topics and with

much the same stock of words and ideas both religious and educational,

it is only a marvel that the thoughts and writings of men do not oftener

collide, and seem to be plagiaristic reproductions. I have spoken of all

this at length, that if any one hereafter finds this "Politeuphuia" in

the British Museum (which is welcome to have my copy if it lacks one),

and years hence accuses my innocence of having stolen from it, he may

know that I have thus taken the bull by the horns and twisted him over.

The last anecdote I shall now inflict upon my reader in this connection

is as follows:--

One James Orton, an American gentleman whom I have never seen that I

know of (unless by possibility in some one of the crowds met

anonymously, before whom I may have read in public) was kind enough many

years ago to publish a beautifully printed and illustrated volume "The

Proverbialist and the Poet," whereof he sent me two copies; but lacking

his address, probably with the delicate object of preventing an

acknowledgment; and I am almost ashamed to state that his whole book in

different inks combines the threefold wisdoms of King Solomon, William

Shakespeare, and Martin Tupper; the title-page being decorated in

colours with views of the Temple, Stratford-on-Avon, and Albury House!

If I ventured to quote the Preface, it would beat even this as the

climax of fulsome flattery, and I think that my friends of the Comic

Press who have done me so much service by keeping up my shuttlecock with

their battledores, and so much honour by placing me prominently among

the defamed worthies of the world, would in their charity (for they have

some) pity the victim of such excruciating praise, if he failed hereby

to repudiate it.

Not but that poor human nature delights in adulation. I well remember

the joy wherewith I first greeted the following from a Cincinnati paper;

so hearty too, and generous, and obviously sincere.

"The author of this book will rank, we are free to say, with the very

first spirits of the British world. It will live, in our judgment, as

long as the English language, and be a text-book of wisdom to the young

of all generations of America and England both. We would rather be the

author of it, than hold any civil or ecclesiastical office in the globe.

We would rather leave it as a legacy to our children, than the richest

estate ever owned by man. From our heart we thank the young author for

this precious gift, and, could our voice reach him, would pronounce a

shower of heartfelt blessings on his soul. When we began to read it with

our editorial pencil in hand, we undertook to mark its beautiful

passages, should we find any worthy of distinction; but, having read to

our satisfaction--indeed to our amazement--we throw down the pencil,

and, had we as much space as admiration, we would quote the whole of it.

It is one solid, sparkling, priceless gem."

I may as well add a few more such extracts, as strictly within the text

of "My Lifework."

"The author of 'Proverbial Philosophy' is a writer in whom beautiful

extremes meet,--the richness of the Orient, and the strength of the

Occident--the stern virtue of the North and the passion of the South. At

times his genius seems to possess creative power, and to open to our

gaze things new and glorious, of which we have never dreamed; then again

it seems like sunlight, its province not to create, but to vivify and

glorify what before was within and around us. Aspirations, fancies,

beliefs we have long folded in our hearts as dear and sacred things,

yet never had the power or the courage to reveal, bloom out as naturally

in his pages as wild flowers when the blossoming time is come. We are

not so much struck by the grandeur of his conceptions, or fascinated by

the elegance of his diction, as warmed, ennobled, and delighted by the

glow of his enthusiasm, the purity of his principles, and the continuous

gushing forth of his tenderness. His words form an electric chain, along

which he sends his own soul, thrilling around the wide circle of his

readers."--N.P. Willis's _Home Journal_.

"Perhaps no writer has attracted a greater degree of public attention,

or received a larger share of public praise, during the last few years,

than Martin F. Tupper,--a man of whom England may well be proud, and

whose name will eventually be one of the very noblest on the scroll of

fame."--_American Courier_.

"Everybody knows the 'Proverbial Philosophy' of Martin Tupper; a million

and a half of copies--so, publishers say--have been sold in

America."--_New York World_.

"Full of genius, rich in thought, admirable in its religious tone and

beautiful language."--_Cincinnati Atlas_.

"'Apples of gold set in pictures of silver' is the most apposite

apophthegm we can apply to the entire work. We have rarely met a volume

so grateful to the taste in all its parts, so rich in its simplicity, so

unique in its arrangements, and so perfect in all that constitutes the

perfection of style, as the volume before us. It must live like immortal

seed, to produce a continual harvest of profitable

reflection."--(_Philadelphian_) _Episcopal Recorder_.

"No one can glance at this work without perceiving that it is produced

by the inspiration of genius. It is full of glorious thoughts, each of

which might be expanded into a treatise."--_Albany Atlas_.

"We cannot express the intense interest and delight with which we have

perused 'Proverbial Philosophy.'"--_Oberlin's Evangelist_.

"The 'Proverbial Philosophy' has struck with almost miraculous force and

effect upon the minds and hearts of a large class of American readers,

and has at once rendered its author's name and character famous and

familiar in our country. It abounds in gems and apt allusions, which

display without an effort the deep practical views and the æsthetical

culture of the author."--_Southern Literary Messenger_.

Let all this suffice for America: a few from this side of the Atlantic

may be added:--

"Were we to say all we think of the nobleness of the thoughts, of the

beauty and virtuousness of the sentiments contained in this volume, we

should be constrained to write a lengthened eulogium on it."--_Morning

Post_.

"Martin Farquhar Tupper has won for himself the vacant throne waiting

for him amidst the immortals, and after a long and glorious term of

popularity among those who know when their hearts are touched, without

being able to justify their taste to their intellect, has been adopted

by the suffrage of mankind and the final decree of publishers into the

same rank with Wordsworth, Tennyson, and Browning."--_Spectator_.

"It is a book easily understood, and repaying the reader on every page

with sentiments true to experience, and expressed often with surprising

beauty."--_Presbyterian_.

"One of the most thoughtful, brilliant, and finished productions of the

age."--_Banner of the Cross_.

"For poetic imagery, for brightness of thought, for clear and striking

views of all the interests and conditions of man, this work has been

pronounced by the English and American press as unequalled."--_Literary

Messenger_.

"The principal work of Martin Farquhar Tupper, 'Proverbial Philosophy,'

is instinct with the spirit of genial hopeful love: and to this mainly

should be attributed the vast amount of sympathetic admiration it has

attracted, not only in this country, but also in the United

States."--_English Review_.

"We congratulate ourselves, for the sake of our land's language, on this

noble addition to her stock of what Dr. Johnson justly esteems 'the

highest order of learning.' If Mr. Tupper be not the high priest of his

profession, he is at least no undignified minister of the altar. The

spirit of a noble hope animates the exercise of his high

function."--_Parthenon_.

"We know not whether Mr. Tupper, when he was pouring forth the contents

of these glorious volumes, intended to write prose or poetry; but if his

object was the former, his end has not been accomplished. 'Proverbial

Philosophy' is poetry assuredly; poetry exquisite, almost beyond the

bounds of fancy to conceive, brimmed with noble thoughts, and studded

with heavenward aspirations."--_Church of England Journal_.

"The 'Proverbial Philosophy,' which first established Mr. Tupper's

reputation, is a work of standard excellence. It has met with

unprecedented success, and many large editions of it have been sold. It

led to the author's being elected a Fellow of the Royal Society; and the

King of Prussia, in token of his Majesty's high approbation of the

work, sent him the gold medal for science and literature."--_Glasgow

Examiner_.

"This book is like a collection of miniature paintings on ivory, small,

beautiful, highly finished, and heterogeneous: in style something

between prose and verse; not so rigid as to fetter the thought, not so

free as to exclude absolute distinctness, with the turn and phrase of

poetry."--_Christian Remembrancer_.

"There is more novelty in the sentiments, a greater sweep of subjects,

and a finer sense of moral beauty displayed by Mr. Tupper, than we

remember to have seen in any work of its class, excepting of course the

'Proverbs of Solomon.' We also discover in his 'Philosophy' the stores

of extensive reading, and the indisputable proofs of habitual and devout

reflection, as well as the workings of an elegant mind."--_Monthly

Review_.

"Have we not now done enough to show that a poet of power and of

promise,--a poet and philosopher both--is amongst us to delight and

instruct, to elevate and to guide."--_Conservative Journal_.

"This work glows and glitters all over with the effluence and lustre of

a fine imagination, and is steeped in the rich hues and pervading beauty

of a mild wisdom, and a genial and kindly morality."--_Scots Times_.

"The 'Proverbial Philosophy' contains much sound reflection, moral and

religious maxims of the highest importance, elegant figures and

allusions, sound and serious observations of life,--all expressed in

most appropriate and well-selected language."--_Gentleman's Magazine_.

"One of the most original and curious productions of our

time."--_Atlas_.

"A book as full of sweetness as a honeycomb, of gentleness as woman's

heart; in its wisdom worthy the disciple of a Solomon, in its genius

the child of a Milton. Every page, nay almost every line, teems with

evidences of profound thinking and various reading, and the pictures it

often presents to our mind are the most imaginative and beautiful that

can possibly be conceived."--_Court Journal_.

"If men delight to read Tupper both in England and America, why should

they not study him both in the nineteenth century and in the twentieth?

The judgment of persons who are more or less free from insular

prejudices is said in some degree to anticipate that which is admitted

to be the conclusive verdict of posterity."--_Saturday Review_.

"The popularity of the 'Proverbial Philosophy' of Martin Tupper is a

gratifying and healthy symptom of the present taste in literature, the

book being full of lessons of wisdom and piety, conveyed in a style

startling at first by its novelty, but irresistibly pleasing by its

earnestness and eloquence."--_Literary Gazette_.

"Mr. Mill, Mr. Herbert Spencer, Mr. Browning, Mr. Morris, Mr.

Rossetti--all these writers have a wider audience in America than in

England. So too has Mr. Tupper. The imagination staggers in attempting

to realise the number of copies of his works which have been published

abroad. Unlike most of his contemporaries, further, he has conquered

popularity in both hemispheres. He has won the suffrages of two great

nations. He may now disregard criticism."--_Daily News_.

* * * * *

This sonnet, written and published in 1837, nearly half a century ago,

explains itself and may fairly come in here as a protest and prophecy by

a then young author. And, _nota bene_, if hyper-criticism objects that

a sonnet must always be a fourteen-liner (this being one only of twelve)

I reply that it is sometimes of sixteen, as in the one by Dante to

Madonna, which I have translated in my "Modern Pyramid:" and there are

instances of twelve, as one at least of Shakespeare's in his Passionate

Pilgrim. But this is a small technicality.

_To my Book "Proverbial Philosophy," before Publication._

"My soul's own son, dear image of my mind,

I would not without blessing send thee forth

Into the bleak wide world, whose voice unkind

Perchance will mock at thee as nothing worth;

For the cold critic's jealous eye may find

In all thy purposed good little but ill,

May taunt thy simple garb as quaintly wrought,

And praise thee for no more than the small skill

Of masquing as thine own another's thought:

What then? count envious sneers as less than nought:

Fair is thine aim,--and having done thy best,

So, thus I bless thee; yea, thou shalt be blest!"

There were also two others afterward, in the jubilate vein; but I spare

my reader, albeit they are curiously prophetic of the wide good-doing

since accomplished.

To the above numerous commendations which indeed might be indefinitely

extended, it is only fair to add that "Proverbial Philosophy" has run

the gauntlet of both hemispheres also in the way of parody, ridicule,

plagiaristic imitation, and in some instances of envious and malignant

condemnation. It has won on each side both praise from the good and

censure from the bad: our comic papers have amused us with its

travesties--as Church Liturgies and Holy Writ have been similarly

parodied,--and some of the modern writers who are unfriendly to

Christian influences have done their small endeavour to damage both the

book and its author through adverse criticism. But their efforts are

vain. They have availed only to advance--from first to last now for some

forty-five years--the world-wide success of "Proverbial Philosophy."

If it is expected, as a matter of impartiality, that I should here print

adverse criticisms as well as those which are favourable, I simply

decline to be so foolish: a caricature impresses where a portrait is

forgotten: the _litera scripta_ in printer's ink remains and is quotable

for ever, and I do not think it worth while deliberately to traduce

myself and my book children by adopting the opinions of dyspeptic

scribes who will find how well I think of them in my Proverbial Essay

"Zoilism;" which, by the way, I read at St. Andrews, before some chiefs

of that university, with A.K.H.B. in the chair.

* * * * *

Accordingly, I prefer now to appear one-sided, as a piece of common

sense; quite indifferent to the charge of vain-gloriousness; all the

good verdicts quoted are genuine, absolutely unpaid and unrewarded, and

are matters of sincere and skilled opinion; so being such I prize them:

the opposing judgments--much fewer, and far less hearty, as "willing to

wound and yet afraid to strike"--may as well perish out of memory by

being ignored and neglected. Here is a social anecdote to illustrate

what I mean. I once knew a foolish young nobleman of the highest rank

who--to spite his younger brother as he fancied--posted him up in his

club for having called him "a maggot;" and all he got for his pains in

this exposure was that the name stuck to himself for life! so it is not

necessary to borrow fame's trumpet to proclaim one's few dispraises.

Moreover, I have thought it only just to the many unseen lovers of

"Proverbial Philosophy" to show them how heartily their good opinions

have been countersigned and sanctioned all over the English-speaking

world by critics of many schools and almost all denominations. It is not

then from personal vanity that so much laudation is exhibited [God wot,

I have reason to denounce and renounce self-seeking]--but rather to

gratify and corroborate innumerable book friends.

* * * * *

If there had been International Copyright in the more halcyon days of my

"Proverbial" popularity, when, as reported (see the _New York World_ on

p. 124), a million and a half copies of my book were consumed in

America, I should have been materially rewarded by a royalty of

something like a hundred thousand pounds: but the bare fact is that all

I have ever received from my Transatlantic booksellers in the way of

money has been some £80 (three thousand dollars) which Herman Hooker of

Philadelphia gave me for the exclusive privilege--so far as I could

grant it--of being my publisher. For aught else, I have nothing to

complain of in the way of praise, however profitless, of kindliness,

however well appreciated, and of boundless hospitality, however fairly

reimbursed at the time by the valuable presence of a foreign celebrity.

No doubt the public are benefited by the cheapness of books unprotected

by copyright, and the author, if he wins no royalty, gains by fame and

pleasure; but the absence of a copyright law is a great mistake,--as

well as an injustice to the authorship of both nations, by starving the

literature of each other, American publishers will not sufficiently pay

their own native bookwrights when they can appropriate their

neighbours' works for nothing; and ours in England probably enriched

themselves as vastly and cheaply by Mrs. Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's

Cabin" as many among the thirty-three States by "Proverbial Philosophy."

* * * * *

As my handsome quarto "Proverbial" has been for two generations a common

gift-book for weddings, and has more than once appeared among the gifts

at royal marriages, it is small wonder that I have often been greeted by

old--and young--married couples as having been a sort of spiritual Cupid

on such occasions. Frequently at my readings and elsewhere ladies

thitherto unknown have claimed me as their unseen friend, and some have

feelingly acknowledged that my Love and Marriage (both written in my

teens) were the turning-points of their lives and causes of their

happiness. These lines will meet the eyes of some who will acknowledge

their truth, and possibly if they like it may write and tell me so: some

of my warmest friendships have originated in grateful letters of a

similar character.

* * * * *

It may also be worthy of mention that on this side of the Atlantic as

well as on the other (see especially the case of N.P. Willis) it has

often been taken for granted that the author of "Proverbial Philosophy"

has been dead for generations. No doubt this is due both to the antique

style of the book and to the retiring habits of its author:

comparatively few of my readers know me by sight. I could mention many

proofs of this belief in my non-existence: here is one; a daughter of

mine is asked lately by an eminent person if she is a descendant of the

celebrated Elizabethan author? and when that individual in passing round

the room came near to the Professor, and was introduced to him as her

father, the man could scarcely be brought to believe that his

long-departed book friend was positively alive before him. The Professor

looked as if he had seen a ghost.

* * * * *

Throughout this volume I wish my courteous readers to bear in mind that

the writer excludes from it as much as possible the strictly private and

personal element; it is intended to be mainly authorial or on matters

therewith connected. Moreover, if they will considerately take into

account that as a youth and until middle age I was, from the

speech-impediment since overcome, isolated from the gaieties of society,

as also that I religiously abstained from theatricals at a time before

Macready, who has since purified them into a very fair school of

morals,--to say less of having been engaged in marriage from seventeen

to twenty-five,--I can have (for example) no love adventures to offer

for amusement, nor any dramatic anecdotes such as Ruskin might supply.

The autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini is full of entertaining and

highly coloured incidents which could not be possible to one rather of

the Huguenot stamp than that of the Cavalier, and so I cannot compete

therewith as to any of the spicier records of hot youth: for which

indeed let me be thankful.

If then my reader finds me less lively than he had--shall I say

uncharitably?--hoped for, let him take into account that, to quote the

splendid but sensuous phrase of Swinburne, I have always been stupidly

prone to prefer "the lilies and languors of virtue" to "the roses and

raptures of vice."

I will now proceed with the self-imposed duty of recording my authorial

performances.

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