I do not deny that the consequences were certainly unpleasant for

Phœbus, who had now eaten nothing for three days, and sat in the

chimney-corner, yawning and stretching his arms to such an amazing

extent, first in one direction, and then in another, that he looked like

the castle of St. Angelo when the fireworks are being let off on Easter

Day. A miserable hen, which sat motionless, not daring to attract

attention to itself, and a cat which seemed to have nothing more to wish

for in this life, having now reached the very utmost degree of leanness,

and lay curled up, with half-closed eyes, on the dead ashes of the

hearth, were the only creatures not audibly complaining in the

melancholy darkness of the hut, which covered so much misery. It seemed

as though they were meditating on the infinite vanity of things. But not

so Phœbus’s wife, nor Vittorino, his little son; for the one, by

continual whimpering, and the other with her reproaches, added notes of

sickening despair to the symphony of those sonorous, expansive, and

well-nourished yawns of the blind man. Yet the wife had not the

slightest reason for envying the cat; she was dry and thin as though she

had nothing left for hunger and grief to gnaw at;—she was near her

confinement, poor soul, and, with her face the colour of sodden dead

leaves, and her black eyes, greedy, feverishly bright, and sunken in

their sockets, she was a very different person from the comely young

Rosalinda whom Phœbus had married when he returned from serving in the

_Bersaglieri_. That was six months before the accident at the quarries;

and now she was more like one of the thirsty, dropsical wretches in

Dante’s “Malebolge.”

[Illustration]

“Go to Sor Vincenzino,” said Phœbus.

His wife did not reply.

“Go to the doctor.”

“Don’t you know that a hundred poor sinners might die before either of

_them_ would stir a finger? Don’t you know that the doctor keeps on

asking me for a franc for that tooth he pulled out last year?”

Phœbus moved his jaws for a little while, like an animal chewing the

cud; then he gave seven or eight more yawns, and rubbed his hands as if

he had just concluded a good stroke of business.

“Go to Nannone—go to the chaplain, to the archdeacon, to Lisetta—only go

to some one!”

“I went to Nannone this morning—he was not at home. I went to the

chaplain yesterday, and he gave me that bread. I went to Lisetta the day

before yesterday, and she gave me that _polenta_. And who’s going to the

archdeacon’s, with that vixen of a Modesta there? Not I!”

“Then, you ugly slug, you cannot be hungry, and must just eat your own

talk!”

The wife rose, sobbing and muttering curses, and went out, dragging the

water-jar with her as usual, as an excuse for knocking at people’s

doors. When they opened, however, it was something more than permission

to draw water at the well that she wanted—her errand was more serious

than that.

To-day she did not find them disposed to listen to tales of misery, for

it was the last day of the carnival, and the weather was bright and

clear. A cold wind kept the sky cloudless, and the sun, going down in

the west, seemed to embrace the whole sky and earth with its rays, and

smiled among the shadows and on the peaks of the snowy Apennines, which

gradually faded away into the distance on the last clear rim of the

horizon. But the village, all but the great ruined tower on the little

piazza, the upper part of which was still in light, began to grow dark;

and it was already dusk in the ancient, narrow streets, black as if

after a conflagration, filled with crowds of country folk, among which

the red shawls of the jolly peasant women made bright points here and

there, and noisy with cymbals and other instruments, laughter, and

shouting.

This, then, was not a propitious moment. In fact, Rosalinda was not long

in returning, with her pitcher and her hands both empty. The people,

nearly all poor, were tired of her continual requests, and by this time

the pitcher trick was becoming stale.

“Eh!” said her husband, rubbing his hands as usual. “I suppose they

would not open their doors to you, because it is winter, and they are

afraid of the cold coming in?”

“Be quiet!” screamed Rosalinda to the child. “Be quiet, or I’ll make an

end of you!”

“Be quiet, Vittorino,” repeated Phœbus. “This evening we shall have

twenty loaves and some roast meat! Wife! you be quiet too, and give me

those things that ought to be in the box!”

The things were a heap of rags, on the top of which lay a worn-out tall

hat, very old, but seeming still to remember its former owner; for to

those who had never seen him in any other hat for years and years it was

impossible not to be instantly reminded of that wrinkled, benevolent,

patient face, whose serious sadness was rather added to than diminished

by the somewhat long chin and Dantesque nose. The other things—a

waistcoat, knee-breeches, and a very long black overcoat—had very

evidently belonged to an extremely poor and unfortunate priest.

But Vittorino began to laugh and dance when he saw his father put on not

only this Court suit, as it seemed to him, which his wife handed him,

grumbling and crying at the same time, but a pair of huge horse-hair

whiskers and an enormous paper collar, the points of which reached

nearly to the tip of his nose.

Not only this, but a wave of merriment ran through the whole village,

like the ripple which a puff of wind makes in the surface of the lagoon,

when Phœbus issued from his door thus dressed, with a huge book

containing the whole series of ancient medical prescriptions under his

arm. Some people insisted on recognising in his icy smile, in those

remedies so learnedly prescribed in his slow, pompous manner, in that

awkward, straddling walk, Doctor Ambrogio, the village physician for

forty years, who was also surgeon, veterinary surgeon, and dentist. As

dentist his renown had attracted people from the remotest villages; and

for the expense and trouble he had undergone to acquire it he expected

compensation even from the poor, though in justice it must be said (and

this shows Doctor Ambrogio’s fair-mindedness), much less than from the

rich.

Other masks made a cheerful variation in the crowd—_stenterelli_,[19]

with painted faces and pigtails curled up like a point of interrogation,

harlequins, Turks, madmen, wizards, and big, bearded creatures got up as

nurses, and carrying turkeys swathed up in baby-clothes; which birds,

pushing their red-wattled heads out from among the bandages, never

imagined—though they seemed astonished and confused enough already—the

slaughter which was to befall them later on. The women, with bright eyes

and laughing lips, hung over each other’s shoulders, in the windows and

on the balconies, to get a sight of Phœbus. Only when he began to give

utterance to certain jokes at which no girl—and not even a married

woman—can very well laugh in public, then they knitted their brows,

while the men, looking at them, laughed fit to kill themselves. Then his

popularity grew; then it seemed as though Plenty thought fit to empty

her cornucopia over Phœbus; then the public liberality knew no limits,

and down were showered steaks, and bread, and sausages, and

_polpette_,[20] and _maritozzi_,[21] and _ballotte_,[22] and

_strozza-prete_,[23] and apples, and _schiacciatunta_,[24] and rosemary

cake, and millet puddings—all poured on the devoted head of Phœbus, who,

without putting the smallest morsel into his mouth, stuffed the whole

into the front of his waistcoat, into his hat, and into all the pockets

of his overcoat and trousers.

Yet none the less did he continue to look like Famine, or Lent

personified, come to play the fool in the midst of all that courteous

and kindly merriment. The clumsy black spectacles—with the glasses

broken and mended with black sealing-wax—with which he covered the

horrible sight presented by his burnt eyes, seemed of themselves to

darken him, and take away every touch of life and mobility from his worn

face, white as old wax, which might have been taken for that of an old

man or one far gone in consumption, if it had not been for the intensely

black hair, and the figure, which, though below the middle height, was

broad in the chest, and all muscles and sinews. If his hair had been

white he would not have moved people’s compassion so much as he did when

they saw him still fresh and robust; for thus his lot appeared

peculiarly unjust and cruel, paralysing his strong arms, and robbing him

of so many years of ease gained by hard labour, and reducing him instead

to the necessity of asking alms, which were so limited, and not always

kindly given. Nevertheless, on account of that habit he had of smiling

and rubbing his hands when speaking, many people thought him a merry and

light-hearted man who was fond of his joke.

The shouting crowd hustled him out on the little square, where rises the

gloomy tower—at that moment lit up by the last rays of the sun, with the

hawks wheeling, in the blue sky, round the top.

Doctor Ambrogio, standing at the door of the chemist’s shop, looked like

Æsculapius himself, with his ruddy, well-nourished face, full of severe

learning, and his long white beard, under which appeared, wound several

times round his neck, a heavy scarlet woollen scarf. If this physician,

who was great at blood-letting and cupping, had remained a little behind

the times, the chemist had by no means done so; and in this instance the

old and the new generation joined hands. For the chemist, emulous of his

city colleagues, had sold to a Florentine dealer in antiquities the

phials and vases of glazed terra-cotta and the dried Nile crocodile,

which, hanging with widely-opened jaws from the middle of the ceiling,

had formerly given an uncanny idea of medical science and the

apothecary’s art, as though they had been devouring monsters. Moreover,

he had decorated his shop with all the latest improvements—gilt boxes

and ornamental stoppers, chalybeate water, and purgative syrups enclosed

in cut-glass bottles; and he never sold an ounce of cream of tartar or

bitter salts without doing it up in a little bag of glazed paper. All

this elegance certainly raised the price of his commodities; but only

consider how much it added to the efficiency of the drugs!

Here, right in front of this luxurious establishment, Phœbus stood

still, in the midst of the crowd, opened his book, turned over the

pages, and after discoursing for some time, concluded by prescribing Dr.

Ambrogio, who was still standing in the doorway, and who suffered from

sciatica, _a decoction of asinine cucumber_.

Dr. Ambrogio turned his back, closed the glass door, and said to Sor

Vincenzino, who was seated on the sofa reading the paper: “This blind

man is a public nuisance, and I cannot think why you don’t get him out

of the way. If I were syndic....”

“If you were syndic you would know what red-tape and difficulties and

formalities are! Last year I tried to send him to the hospital for the

blind at ..., and they sent him back because he was not a native of the

place.”

“Yes, I remember. I gave him as full a certificate as I could to get him

away from here. Good heavens! If this town is not a nest of

wretchedness, I don’t know what is.”

The chaplain, who was also in the shop waiting for the chemist, seemed

touched to the quick, and said—

“It is the fault of the rich. If the rich were to think more about

giving work——”

But the doctor interrupted him.

“Here we are with the rich again! Can’t you understand, sir, that the

rich have too many taxes?” The syndic nodded approvingly. “It’s the

Government that’s in fault,” said the doctor. “Here’s the dilemma, and

there’s no getting out of it:—Either they ought to take off the

income-tax, or they, and not we, should see to the feeding of these

starving wretches.”

“Very true! Just the thing I have so often thought,” answered the

syndic. “Because if they were to take off the income-tax, that sum would

remain in the treasury; but it cannot remain there, because the funds

have to be turned to account; and for doing this labour is needed, and

labour being needed it has to be paid for, and being paid for, why,

there you are. Then people have something to eat! Why, that’s quite

clear, gentlemen! No difficulty in understanding that!”

“There was no need for your explanation,” returned the chaplain,

shrugging his shoulders with a slightly vexed look as he rose from the

sofa, stretching out his legs, which appeared, long and thin as those of

a blackbird, under the skirts of his wretched coat. “Even the poor

countess paid income-tax; yet at the end of the year she had spent a

pretty large sum in good works. But her heirs have inherited her money

and not her merciful heart.”

“That is just the sort of speech you might be expected to make,

belonging as you do to the _Misericordia_,” said the doctor, with a

quietly contemptuous smile.

“And a ruined man into the bargain!” whispered Sor Vincenzino into the

doctor’s ear. “Later on, some time, I’ll tell you a little story about

his niece.”

“Throwing away one’s own money in that fashion,” the doctor went on,

with a solemn air of wisdom, “is not charity; it is merely carrying out

the whims of hysteria; and the countess was hysterical from the tip of

her great toe to the ends of her hair. It’s a question of organisation.

You’re far behind the times, chaplain!”

“You had better take care. I may be in advance of you!”

“Everything _may_ be; but that there ought to be methods and limits even

in charity, for otherwise even great fortunes would fall into ruin, this

indisputable and precious axiom of economic science, I am afraid—excuse

me—you are not acquainted with. And with interest, you know, there is no

joking.”

Sor Vincenzino concluded his approving nods by one of final and

comprehensive assent; and wishing to convey clearly to the chaplain

that, in short, he thought nothing of him, he turned his back on him,

and set himself, with a diplomatic countenance, to meditate over his

newspaper. The chaplain understood that, and with his simple face full

of grave sadness, and his white hair curling over his temples, remained

standing, waiting patiently for the medicine for his poor, pretty niece,

who was ill. The doctor kept looking out of the window, and saying to

himself, “I should like to know what has become of the police! They

ought to make an example and dismiss them both! If I saw one of them I’d

tell him to make that rascal hold his tongue!”

“To-day I cure every one for nothing!” Doctor Phœbus was shouting in the

midst of the crowd. “To-morrow it will be too late! Yes, it will be too

late, unhappy people! If you have not enough to live upon—if you do not

pay me a proper fee for every visit—if you don’t want to pay a high

price for medicines, and buy them here of my good friend the chemist,

who is the only man who sells good ones—why then, unhappy wretches, you

can be no patients of mine! Then you will have to go to the hospital—our

hospital!—where he who goes in never comes out any more! What with

fasting, and poultices, and gruel without salt, mallow-water and

cuppings, in a week you will either be cured or gone where you want no

more curing.”

At this point the last glimmer of the fiery sunset, the sound of the

great church bell, and the rattle of a drum which was going round

announcing the “Last Wonderful Comedy of the Burattini,” distracted the

audience. A man slipped out of the Caffé del Giappone, in the dusk, with

baking-pan full of pastry, just out of the oven, and hastened to carry

it to the Casino for the evening’s festivity. It was duly evident from

all the going and coming that there were great things in the air. Not

only at the Casino, but there was to be dancing at Sora Carmelinda’s and

at Sor Gregorio’s; there was to be dancing at the taverns, in the space

between the wine-casks, and in the hay-lofts at the farms; for all which

occasions there had been secretly stored up in every house masks and

half-masks and _papier-mâché_ noses, in which one could be perfectly

certain of not being recognised. Time was pressing; the drum had ceased

to beat and the bell to ring, and instead one could hear stray

barrel-organs, to whose sound little companies of peasants came trooping

in along the dark lanes; and here and there, scattered through the

streets of the merry little town, the shouting and laughter which had

previously been all concentrated in the square. Then Phœbus found that

he had been left alone, in a deeper darkness than before. He stretched

out his numbed hands in order to give them a joyful rub; but the long

tight overcoat, now stuffed out with the bounty showered on him, got in

his way; he tried to stoop and to raise his arms, but this too was a

failure. He was impatient to get home quickly, and instead of being able

to do so he was forced to grope his way slowly along those noisy

streets, where he could scarcely find room to set his stick down.

“Wife! Vittorino! help! I can get no farther! Wife! Come and help me

unload the casks full of presents my patients have given me!” he began

to shout when he was a few paces from the house.

His wife and Vittorino hurried to meet him, and relieved him of his load

in a twinkling; and having entered the house, all three ate like wolves,

finding, moreover, here and there among the spoils, a piece of cod’s

head or a rotten apple, flung for a joke, which were thankfully received

by the cat and the hen, now awakened; so provident is Nature.

Then, unluckily, Phœbus said to his wife, “This evening, at least, dear,

you are not going to complain!” Alas! it was like putting the match to

the powder-magazine. She had been quiet; but the words seemed to set her

going afresh, and she began again—shrieks, tears, and lamentations; how

much reason she had for complaining, and how much for thinking of the

next day, and how much better it would have been if she had always

remained single.

Then Phœbus began, in good earnest, to blaspheme like a heretic, in the

brutal Tuscan way. Yet, being quick-witted and kind-hearted beyond the

average, he understood that such a burst of temper, after all anxiety

had been removed by so abundant a supper, could only have been caused by

the state of her health; and he resisted the temptation of bringing her

to her senses by a good beating. Instead of that, he shuddered, pitied

her, and sat down comfortably in the chimney-corner without saying

another word.

But poor little Vittorino, cheered by the unaccustomed supper, began to

sing and jump about in that gloomy den, just like a bird which has seen

the sun rise. Only the poor woman felt as if her nerves were being torn

to pieces by the noise; and she thought the child, young as he was,

ought to have understood that there was cause rather for crying than

laughing. Then he began to cry; but that, also, would not do; he was to

be quiet and not let himself be heard in any way. The child obeyed with

a sigh, and the mother then took him in her arms, soothing, petting, and

kissing him. But these caresses of his mother’s, who was sobbing after

having beaten him (the blind man was singing to himself the whole time),

could not draw a smile from him; tired out and very serious, he fell

asleep in her arms, and she laid him down on the ghastly mattress and

stretched herself beside him. And after that there was nothing more to

be seen or heard in the room....

They were all asleep, even Phœbus, who loved sleep because it gave him

back his liberty. By day, when he was awake, there was always a cloud

surrounding him, and he fancied that he had to bore his way through it,

as a mole bores through the ground, to find the sun he had lost. But

that dark path went on and on, and never came to an end; it was only in

the darkness of night that he could even see the sun again, when he

slept and dreamed that he was no longer blind, but could move about

freely as before, with his eyes open and seeing. Then he saw them all

again—not his little Vittorino, for the child had been born since his

misfortune, and the father had never looked on his bright eyes and

pretty features; but his wife, and his parents, and his mates, and

sometimes lovely distant landscapes that he had never seen before.... He

had never had such beautiful dreams before he became blind....

But that night he did not sleep sound, for a hand shook him roughly as

he sat in the dark corner of the hearth, and recalled him to the reality

of things—namely, to the belfry tower to ring the bells, according to

orders received from the archdeacon, from eleven o’clock to midnight, in

order to announce the beginning of Lent, and warn people against

breaking in on the fast and vigil.

At the command, then, of Phœbus, still masquerading as the doctor, two

beggars, acting as his subordinates, who had already entered the tower

and seized the bell-ropes, began bending their backs and rising again to

the swing of the bells—a “double” so loud and eloquent in the gloomy

silence as to reach even the most distant cabins, where some ancient

oaks marked the boundary of the parish. But for a great many the bells

tolled in vain. Nay, some masks even went and stood under the

archdeacon’s windows, making unseemly noises, howling and whistling with

the intention of annoying him. And in some hay-lofts the young men,

laughing at the remonstrances of the old and the continued tolling of

the bells, kept up the dancing till daybreak, amid the smoke of the

pipes and the sawing of the violins. The girls, it is true, were

somewhat recalcitrant; but with a few scruples of conscience and a

little remorse, they let themselves be whirled away, after a while,

willingly enough.

After ringing for an hour, Phœbus, hearing the archdeacon’s maid-servant

call him from a window, entered, with his companion, the corridor of

that dignitary’s house, and having cautiously knocked at a door, was

told to come in. They entered a large room lit by an old-fashioned brass

lamp. Facing the door, at a little round table, smoking and sipping

punch, after having finished their game at chess, sat the good

archdeacon, a jolly man of portly presence, verging upon seventy;

Cavalier Vincenzino, the syndic, with bye-laws and civic enactments

clearly written on the folds of his brow and the curves of his mouth;

and the preaching friar, an elderly and hypocritical Franciscan, with

red hair and a round face, who had arrived that very day to preach the

Lenten sermons. When Phœbus and his companions entered, the friar hid

his modest little pipe in his wide sleeve, and produced instead a

snuff-box,[25] from which he immediately offered a pinch to the syndic

and the archdeacon, who readily accepted. The archdeacon, seeing Phœbus

appear before him in that burlesque costume, and with that crushed and

battered chimney-pot hat, threw back the tassel of his black skull-cap,

which was dangling close to his left ear, and nearly choked himself with

laughter. Modesta, the maid, who made a glorious entry, carrying a large

dish of steaming meat-dumplings, hastened to set them down on the other

table, which was ready laid in the middle of the room, so that she might

scratch her head and laugh, like her master—or even louder and longer.

This pleased neither the preaching friar nor the syndic, and they

whispered together, looking deeply scandalised.

“_Persicomele!_”[26] exclaimed the archdeacon, “are you going about

masked after the stroke of twelve? And what sort of a costume might this

be?”

“It is the costume of a doctor of medicine!”

“Dear archdeacon, my dear sir!” said the Franciscan, pointing at Phœbus,

“this suit of clothes has belonged to a priest; do you not see the black

stockings, the knee-breeches, the waistcoat? Archdeacon, it is not the

proper thing to let the clothes of the clergy be seen in a masquerade.”

“_Persicomele!_” exclaimed the archdeacon, looking more closely, as he

passed his hand over his knees, as if dusting his breeches. “Who gave

you these clothes?”

“The chaplain!”

“Good! very good!” exclaimed the syndic, chuckling with delight, but he

immediately resumed the calm, severe, and munificent aspect of the

person who has to sign municipal edicts.

“It seems impossible that, at the present day, certain priests should

have so little respect for their cloth!” said the Franciscan

indignantly. “Fatal effects, my dear sir!...” And he took an enormous

pinch of snuff, with both hands.

“You must not believe, reverend father,” replied the syndic, with some

heat, “that the chaplain gives the law to our commune; he is a——”

“Sir!” exclaimed the archdeacon.

“But you don’t know——”

“I don’t want to know. The chaplain is a priest, and that’s enough! Find

me another who for 260 francs will take the services of the

_Misericordia_ the whole year round, who will go ten or twelve miles on

foot, in the depth of winter, or in the dog-days, to attend a funeral,

and that with seventy years on his back! And then he has all his

brother’s family to keep—seven persons! But you were only joking,

Cavalier!—so never mind, let it pass.... And as for you, you blind

rascal, I must speak to you again about this. You had no business to go

masquerading in these clothes, which were given you in charity.

To-morrow, I shall tell the chaplain to take them away from you again!”

“What a pity!” thought Doctor Phœbus to himself; “I was going to make

the overcoat into a nice jacket to wear only on feast-days!”

“But, to make a short story of it,” resumed the archdeacon after some

moments of anxious silence, “what did you come here for—eh?”

“We came to see whether it is time for the _polpette_.”

“The _polpette_ are on the table; sit down, therefore, and eat.”

“Fair and softly,” exclaimed one of the guests a little later, giving

Phœbus a tremendous nudge with his elbow.

“Blind man, you’re going too fast!” cried the archdeacon, looking at

him.

“May I lose my sight if I have eaten more than two!”

“Two!—you’ve eaten a dozen!”

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