FIRST CONTEMPTIBLE: "D'you remember halting here on the retreat, George?"

SECOND DITTO: "Can't call it to mind, somehow. Was it that little village

in the wood there down by the river, or was it that place with the

cathedral and all them factories?"]

Amongst other items of news we have to chronicle the appointment of Mr.

Arnold Bennett as a Director of Propaganda, the steady growth of

goat-keeping, and the exactions of taxi-drivers. It is now suggested that

if one of these pirates should charge you largely in excess of his legal

fare, you should tell him that you have nothing less than a five-pound

note. If you have an honest face and speak kindly he will probably accept

the amount.

[Illustration: THE SANDS RUN OUT]

Mr. Bonar Law has been making trips to and from France by aeroplane. The

report that a number of members of the Opposition have been invited by the

Admiralty to make a descent in a depth-charge turns out to be unfounded.

The prospects of peace are being discussed on public platforms, but, as

yet, with commendable discretion. Mr. Roberts, our excellent Minister of

Labour, has made bold to say that "the happenings of the last six weeks

justify us in the belief that peace is much nearer than it was during the

earlier part of the year." And a weekly paper has offered a prize of £500

to the reader who predicts the date when the War will end. Meanwhile,

Hanover is said to have made Hindenburg a birthday present of a house in

the neighbourhood of the Zoological Gardens in that city, and we suggest

that before this gift is incorporated in the peace-terms the words "the

neighbourhood of" should be deleted.

_November, 1918_.

The end has come with a swiftness that has outdone the hopes of the most

sanguine optimists. In the first eleven days of November we have seen

history in the making on a larger scale and with larger possibilities than

at any time since the age of Napoleon, perhaps since the world began.

[Illustration: VICTORY!]

To take the chief events in order, the Versailles Conference opened on the

1st; on the 3rd Austria gave in and the resolve of the German Naval High

Command to challenge the Grand Fleet in the North Sea was paralysed by the

mutiny at Kiel; on the 5th the Versailles Conference gave full powers to

Marshal Foch to arrange the terms of an armistice, and President Wilson

addressed the last of his Notes to Germany; on the 6th the American Army

reached Sedan; on the 9th Marshal Foch received Erzberger and the other

German Envoys, the Berlin Revolution broke out, and the Kaiser abdicated;

on the 10th the Kaiser fled to Holland, and the British reached Mons. The

wheel had come full circle. The Belgian, British, French, and American

Armies now formed a semi-circle from Ghent to Sedan, and threatened to

surround the German Armies already in retreat and crowded into the narrow

valley of the Meuse. Everything was ready for Foch's final attack; indeed,

he was on the point of attacking when the Germans, recognising that they

were faced with the prospect of a Sedan ten times greater than that of

1870, signed on November 11 an armistice which was equivalent to a military

capitulation, and gave Marshal Foch all that he wanted without the heavy

losses which further fighting would have undoubtedly involved. He had shown

himself the greatest military genius of the War. Here, in the words of one

of his former colleagues at the Ecole de Guerre, he proved himself free

from the stains which have so often tarnished great leaders in war, the

lust of conquest and personal ambition. Not only the Allies, but the whole

world owes an incalculable debt to this soldier of justice, compact of

reason and faith, imperturbable in adversity, self-effacing in the hour of

victory. Glorious also is the record of the other French Generals: the

strong-souled Pétain, hero of Verdun; the heroic Maunoury; Castlenau and

Mangin, Gouraud. Debeney, and Franchet d'Esperey, Captains Courageous,

worthy of France, her cause, and her indomitable _poilus_. In the

record of acknowledgment France stands first since her sacrifices and

losses have been heaviest, and she gave us in Foch the chief organiser of

victory, in Clemenceau the most inspiring example of intrepid

statesmanship. But the War could not have been won without England and the

Empire; without the ceaseless vigil in the North Sea; without the heroes of

Jutland and Coronel, of the Falkland Isles and Zeebrugge, of the Fleets

behind the Fleet; without the services of Smith-Dorrien at Mons, French at

Ypres; without the dogged endurance, the inflexible will and the

self-sacrificing loyalty of Haig; the dash of Maude and Allenby; the

steadfast leadership in defence and offence of Plumer and Byng, Home and

Rawlinson and Birdwood.

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