CIVILISATION: "Well, I don't recognise it--and I never shall."]

To turn from the crowning ordeal of our Armies to the activities of British

politicians on the eve of the great German attack is not a soul-animating

experience. Indeed, the efforts of Messrs. Snowden and Trevelyan, Pringle

and King almost justify the assumption that Hindenburg would have launched

his offensive earlier but for his desire not to interfere with the great

offensive conducted by his friends on the Westminster front. Our

anti-patriots, however, are placed in a dilemma. They were bound to side

with Germany, because of their rooted belief that England always must be

wrong. They were bound to hail the Bolshevik self-determinators because of

their entirely sound views on peace at any price. But now their two loves

are fighting like cats. Hence the problem: "Which am I (both can't well be

right), Pro-German or Pro-Trotskyite?" Discussions of pig shortage,

commandeered premises, the relations of the Government and Press, and the

duties of the Directors of Propaganda leave us cold or impatient. But

members of all parties have been united in genuine grief over the death of

Mr. John Redmond, snatched away just when his distracted country most

needed his moderating influence. For in their anxiety not to interfere with

the deliberations of those patriotic Irishmen who are trying to settle how

Ireland shall be governed in the future, the Government are allowing it to

become ungovernable by anybody. A new and agreeable Parliamentary

innovation has been introduced by Sir Eric Geddes in the shape of an

immense diagram showing the downward tendency of the U-boat activities.

Other orators might with advantage follow this method. Indeed, there are

some whose speeches would be more enjoyable if they were all diagrams. As

for that pledge of the New Citizenship, the Education Bill, the debate on

the second reading has been such a long eulogy of its author that Mr.

Fisher would be well advised to offer a propitiatory sacrifice to Nemesis.

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