THE PANDER: "Come on; come and be kissed by him."]

Where Russia is concerned Mr. Balfour wisely declines to be included among

the prophets; all he knows is that she has not yet evolved a Government

with which we can negotiate.

There _is_ a Government in Germany, but neither Government nor people

afford excuse for the negotiations which Lord Lansdowne, in a fit of

war-weariness, has advocated in his letter to the _Daily Telegraph_.

His unfortunate intervention, playing into the hands of Pacificists and

Pro-Boches, is all the more to be deplored in a public servant who has

crowned a long, disinterested and distinguished career by an act of

grievous disservice to his country. British grit will win, declares Sir

William Robertson; but our elderly statesmen must refrain from dropping

theirs into the machinery. Happily the Government are determined to give no

more publicity to the letter than they can help. On the Vote of Credit for

550 millions the Chancellor of the Exchequer has been invited by Mr. Dillon

to make a survey of the military situation, and has replied that all the

relevant facts are known already. "The War is going on; the Government and

the country intend it shall go on; and money is necessary to make it go

on." That was a good answer to a member who has certainly done little to

receive special consideration. Not only do we need money; we need men to

supply the gaps caused by our withdrawal of troops to Italy and the

constant wastage on all fronts.

Mr. Balfour, as we have seen, abstains from prophecy. Mr. Dillon, who, with

other Nationalists, bitterly resents the decision of the Government to

apply the rules of arithmetic to the redistribution of seats in their

beloved country, has indulged in a terrifying forecast which ought to be

placed on record. He has threatened the House with the possibility that at

the next General Election he and his colleagues might be wiped out of

existence.

Tommy is a very great man, but he is not a great linguist, though he always

gets what he wants by the aid of signs or telepathy. Three years and some

odd months have not changed his point of view, and now for Thomas to find

himself in Italy is only to discover another lot of people who cannot

understand or make themselves understood. "Alliances," as a correspondent

from Italy puts it, "are things as wonderful to see as they are magnificent

to read about. I do, however, regard with something approaching alarm the

new language which will be evolved to put the lot of us on complete

speaking terms."

[Illustration: THE NEED OF MEN

MR. PUNCH (to the Comber-out): "More power to your elbow, sir. But when are

you going to fill up that silly gap?"

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