SPECTRE: "Well, if you don't like the look of me, eat less bread."]

The French have taken Craonne; saluting has been abolished in the Russian

Army; and Germany has been giving practical proof of her friendliness to

Spain by torpedoing her merchant ships. A new star has swum into the

Revolutionary firmament, by name Lenin. According to the Swedish Press this

interesting anarchist has been missing for two days, and it remains to be

seen if he will yet make a hit. Meanwhile the Kaiser is doing his bit in

the unfamiliar rôle of pro-Socialist.

Newmarket has become "a blasted heath," all horse-racing having been

stopped, to the great dismay of the Irish members. What are the hundred

thousand young men (or is it two?), who refuse to fight for their country,

to do? Mr. Lloyd George has produced and expounded his plan for an Irish

Convention, at which Erin is to take a turn at her own harp, and the

proposal has been favourably received, except by Mr. Ginnell, in whose ears

the Convention "sounds the dirge of the Home Rule Act."

[Illustration: HIS LATEST!

THE KAISER: "This is sorry work for a Hohenzollern; still, necessity knows

no traditions."]

_A Garden Glorified_

Mr. Bonar Law has brought in a Budget, moved a vote of credit for 500

millions, and apologised for estimating the war expenditure at 5 1/2

millions a day when it turned out to be 7 1/2. The trivial lapse has

been handsomely condoned by his predecessor, Mr. McKenna. The Budget

debate was held with open doors, but produced a number of speeches much

more suitable for the Secret Session which followed, and at which it

appears from the Speaker's Report that nothing sensational was revealed.

The House of Commons, unchanged externally, has deteriorated spiritually,

to judge by the temper of most of those who have remained behind. It is

otherwise with other Institutions, some of which have been ennobled by

disfigurement.

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