MOTHER: "Hush, darling. That's the soup."]

Apropos of food supplies, Lord Devonport has developed a sense of judicial

humour, having approved a new dietary for prisoners, under which the bread

ration will be cut down to 63 ounces per week, or just one ounce less than

the allowance of the free and independent Englishman. The latest morning

greeting is now: "_Comment vous Devonportez-vous?_"

_April_, 1917.

Once more the rulers of Germany have failed to read the soul of another

nation. They thought there was no limit to America's forbearance, and they

thought wrong. America is now "all in" on the side of the Allies. The Stars

and Stripes and the Union Jack are flying side by side over the Houses of

Parliament. On the motion introduced in both Houses to welcome our new

Ally, Mr. Bonar Law, paraphrasing Canning, declared that the New World had

stepped in to redress the balance of the old; Mr. Asquith, with a

fellow-feeling, no doubt, lauded the patience which had enabled President

Wilson to carry with him a united nation; and Lord Curzon quoted Bret

Harte. The memory of some unfortunate phrases is obliterated by the

President's historic message to Congress, and his stirring appeal to his

countrymen to throw their entire weight into the Allied scale. The War,

physically as well as morally, is now _Germania contra Mundum_. Yet,

while we hail the advent of a powerful and determined Ally, there is no

disposition to throw up our hats. The raw material of manpower in America

is magnificent in numbers and quality, but it has to be equipped and

trained and brought across the Atlantic. Many months, perhaps a whole year,

must elapse before its weight can be felt on the battle front. The

transport of a million men over submarine-infested seas is no easy task.

But while we must wait for the coming of the Americans on land, their help

in patrolling the seas may be counted on speedily.

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