WILHELM: "Are you luring them on, like me?" MEHMED: "I'm afraid I am!"]

I like to think it did not fall to earth,

A wounded bird that trails a broken wing,

But to the heavenly blue that gave it birth,

Faded in silence, a mysterious thing,

Cleaving its radiant course where honour lies

Like a winged victory mounting to the skies.

The clouds received it, and the pathless night;

Swift as a flame, its eager force unspent,

We saw no limit to its daring flight;

Only its pilot knew the way it went,

And how it pierced the maze of flickering stars

Straight to its goal in the red planet Mars.

So to the entrance of that fiery gate,

Borne by no current, driven by no breeze,

Knowing no guide but some compelling fate,

Bold navigators of uncharted seas,

Courage and youth went proudly sweeping by,

To win the unchallenged freedom of the sky.

Parliament has been occupied with many matters, from the Report of the

Dardanelles Commission to the grievances of Scots bee-keepers. The woes of

Ireland have not been forgotten, and the Nationalists have been busily

engaged in getting Home Rule out of cold storage. Hitherto every attempt of

the British Sisyphus to roll the Stone of Destiny up the Hill of Tara has

found a couple of Irishmen at the top ready to roll it down again. Let us

hope that this time they will co-operate to install it there as the throne

of a loyal and united Ireland. Believers in the "Hidden Hand" have been on

the war-path, and as a result of prolonged discussion as to the

responsibility for the failure of the effort to force the Dardanelles, the

House is evidently of opinion that Lord Fisher might now be let alone by

foes and friends. The idea of blaming _Queen Elisabeth_ for the fiasco

is so entirely satisfactory to all parties concerned that one wonders why

the Commission couldn't have thought of that itself.

[Illustration: THE INFECTIOUS HORNPIPE]

Mr. Bernard Shaw, returned from his "joy-ride" at the Front, has declared

that "there is no monument more enduring than brass"; the general feeling,

however, is that there is a kind of brass that is beyond enduring.

Armageddon is justified since it has given him a perfectly glorious time.

He is obliged, in honesty, to state that the style of some of the buildings

wrecked by the Germans was quite second rate. He entered and emerged from

the battle zone without any vulgar emotion; remaining immune from pity,

sorrow, or tears. In short:

He went through the fiery furnace, but never a hair was missed

From the heels of our most colossal Arch-Super-Egotist.

According to the latest news from Sofia, 35,000 Bulgarian geese are to be

allowed to go to Germany. As in the case of the Bulgarian Fox who went to

Vienna, there appears to be little likelihood that they will ever return.

[Illustration: FOOD RESTRICTION

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