RECRUIT: "Don't know, sir, I'm sure. But I'd have a damn good try!"]

The Kaiser's sons continue to distinguish themselves as first-class

looters, and the ban laid on the English language, including very properly

the word "gentleman," has been lifted in favour of Wilhelm Shakespeare.

The prophets are no longer so optimistic in predicting when the War will

end. One of Mr. Punch's young men suggests Christmas, 1918. But 500 German

prisoners have arrived at Templemore, co. Tipperary. It's a long, long way,

but they've got there at last.

_November, 1914_.

The miracle of the Marne has been followed by another miracle--that of

Ypres. Outgunned and outnumbered, our thin line has stemmed the rush to the

sea.

The road to Calais has been blocked like that to Paris. Heartening news

comes from afar of the fall of Tsing-tau before our redoubtable Japanese

allies, and with it the crumbling of Germany's scheme of an Oriental

Empire; of the British occupation of Basra; and of the sinking of the

_Emden_, thanks to the "good hunting" of the _Sydney_--the first

fruits of Australian aid. A new enemy has appeared in Turkey, but her

defection has its consolations. It is something to be rid of an

"unspeakable" incubus full of promises of reform never fulfilled, "sick"

but unrepentant, always turning European discord to bloody account at the

expense of her subject nationalities: in all respects a fitting partner for

her ally and master.

At sea our pain at the loss of the _Good Hope_ and _Monmouth_ off

Coronel is less than our pride in the spirit of the heroic Cradock, true

descendant of Grenville and Nelson, prompt to give battle against

overwhelming odds. The soul of the "Navy Eternal" draws fresh strength from

his example. So, too, does the Army from the death of Lord Roberts, the

"happy warrior," who passed away while visiting the Western front. The best

homage we can pay him is not grief or

Vain regret for counsel given in vain,

But service of our lives to keep her free

The land he served: a pledge above his grave

To give her even such a gift as he,

The soul of loyalty, gave.

Even the Germans have paid reluctant tribute to one who, as Bonar Law said

in the House, "was in real life all, and more than all, that Colonel

Newcome was in fiction." He was the exemplar _in excelsis_ of those

"bantams," "little and good," who, after being rejected for their

diminutive stature, are now joining up under the new regulations:

Apparently he's just as small,

But since his size no more impedes him

In spirit he is six foot tall--

Because his country needs him.

[Illustration: THE EXCURSIONIST

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