THE KING OF THE BELGIANS: "Not my soul."]

_October, 1914._

Antwerp has fallen and the Belgian Government removed to Havre. But the

spirit of the King and his army is unshaken.

Unshaken, too, is the courage of Burgomaster Max of Brussels, "who faced

the German bullies with the stiffest of stiff backs." The Kaiser has been

foiled in his hope of witnessing the fall of Nancy, the drive for the

Channel ports has begun at Ypres, and German submarines have retorted to

Mr. Churchill's threat to "dig out" the German Fleet "like rats" by

torpedoing three battleships. Trench warfare is in full and deadly swing,

but "Thomas of the light heart" refuses to be downhearted:

He takes to fighting as a game,

He does no talking through his hat

Of holy missions: all the same

He has his faith--be sure of that:

He'll not disgrace his sporting breed

Nor play what isn't cricket. There's his creed.

Last month Lord Kitchener paid a high tribute to the growing efficiency of

the "Terriers" and their readiness to go anywhere. _Punch's_

representative with the "Watch Dogs" fully bears out this praise. They have

been inoculated and are ready to move on. Some suggest India, others Egypt.

"But what tempted the majority was the thought of a season's shooting

without having to pay for so much as a gun licence, and so we decided for

the Continent."

News from the front continues scanty, and Joffre's laconic

_communiqués_ might in sum be versified as follows:

On our left wing the state of things remains

Unaltered on a general review,

Our losses in the centre match our gains,

And on our right wing there is nothing new.

Nor do we gain much enlightenment from the "Eyewitness" with G.H.Q., though

his literary skill in elegantly describing the things that do not matter

moves our admiration.

[Illustration: THE BULL-DOG BREED

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