Study of a German Gentleman going into Action]

The rigours of the Censorship are pressing hard on war correspondents.

Official news of importance trickles in in driblets: for the rest,

newspaper men, miles from the front, are driven to eke out their dispatches

with negligible trivialities. We know that Rheims Cathedral is suffering

wanton bombardment. And a great many of us believe that at least a quarter

of a million Russians have passed through England on their way to France.

The number of people who have seen them is large: that of those who have

seen people who have seen them is enormous.

[Illustration: PORTER: "Do I know if the Rooshuns has really come to

England? Well, sir, if this don't prove it, I don't know what do. A train

went through here full, and when it came back I knowed there'd been

Rooshuns in it, 'cause the cushions and floors was covered with snow."]

We gather that the Press Bureau has no notion whether the rumour is true or

not, and cannot think of any way of finding out. But it consents to its

publication in the hope that it will frighten the Kaiser. Apropos of the

Russians we learn that they have won a pronounced victory (though not by

us) at Przemysl.

Motto for the month: _Grattez le Prusse et vous trouverez le barbare_.

[Illustration: UNCONQUERABLE

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