SLEDGE HUME MAKES A CALL AND LAYS A WAGER
"Now, my erstwhile Noble Benefactor, brighten up and look happy. I've
got some red, white and blue news for you. I like you first rate, I'm
strong for the grub and I guess I can stand for the country being stood
on edge. I've come to stay!"
The door had been flung open and Mr. Willie Dart came gaily into Wayne
Shandon's bed room carrying a big book in his hands, trailing a long
wisp of fragrant smoke from one of his host's cigars behind him.
Shandon looked at him with a sober, thoughtful frown, and seemed in no
way hilariously impressed with Mr. Dart's glad tidings.
Already the latter had been at the Bar L-M several days. During this
time Shandon had not seen Wanda; he had come close to blows with Ruf
Ettinger; he had been variously and grievously annoyed by Mr. Dart;
certain other matters had gone wrong; and altogether he was in no
pleasant mood.
"Look here, Dart," he replied savagely, kicking off his boot so hard
that it struck against the far wall of the room, and continuing his
undressing with a fierceness that brought a momentary speculative
squint into Mr. Dart's innocent eyes. "What's your game, anyhow?"
"Game?" Willie Dart put a great deal of reproach into his tone. "Nix
on that, Red, old sport. When a man travels three thousand miles in a
damned stuffy car and then on top of that rides a horse like I did
clean over the backbone of the universe, just through gratitude to his
Noble Ben--"
"Oh, damn the gratitude," cried Shandon. "I'm tired of hearing of it.
I most heartily wish that I'd let matters take their own course."
"Now," resumed Dart, again smilingly, having softly closed the door and
made himself comfortable in a chair, "what's the use of pals getting
off wrong with one another? You slipped up and got your tongue twisted
when you said what's my game. What you'd ought to have said was what
noble purpose is kicking around in my manly boosum. You don't seem to
put any faith in me, Red."
Shandon's short laugh prefixed his short answer.
"Do you wonder I don't?"
Then Mr. Dart chuckled.
"Come right down to it, Red, I don't! But you wrong me. Gratitude, my
Noble--"
"Call me that once more and I'll heave you through the window," snapped
Shandon. "If you've got anything to say, say it. I'm going to bed."
"Don't mind me," Dart hastened to say. "It won't bother me at all.
What I was going to say was this: Here I've come all the way from New
York--"
"No doubt because you were run out!"
"Just through a sense of gratitude. What can I do to show that
gratitude has been the only worry to keep my appetite down to capacity?
I've been here a week, ain't I? Well, the first thing after I got
rested up which has been about four days now, I begun thinking about
that. And it come to me like this: Old Red's got troubles; he needs a
friend that would live in a temperance town just to help him. Here's a
place for Willie Dart to fit in and do some good!"
Shandon groaned.
"If you start in--"
"I've started already," beamed Dart. "I ain't had much time for fine
work, yet, and I don't know the play quite as well as I might, but I've
been planting little seeds of kindness promiscuous."
"What do you mean?" frowned Shandon.
"Now don't go to getting excited. I'm going to tell you, ain't I?
First place, the day I got into these forests primeval, I run across a
fairy that could be Mrs. Willie Dart in a minute if I wasn't sworn to
single harness by my dad on his dying bed down in Argentine."
"Last time he died it was in Nova Scotia," remarked Shandon drily. "Go
ahead."
"As I was saying she was fine and foxy," resumed Dart pleasantly. "We
made up a little lunch and went out for a picnic, just her and me.
Soon as we got to feeling like old friends and I found out she knew
you, I said, 'Look here, Wanda--"
"What!" cried Shandon, bolt upright.
Mr. Willie Dart blew a playful puff of smoke at him and picked up the
tale:
"I said, 'Look here, Wanda--'"
"Wanda who?" sharply.
"Leland, of course. Wanda Leland. Got it now? How am I ever going to
get anything said if you keep butting in like that, Red? I said, 'Look
here--'"
"You look here!" muttered Shandon. "I don't like to hear you talk
about her at all. If you've got to do it, call her Miss Leland.
Understand?"
"Aw, rats, Red. What's the use of that kind of talk between friends?
She don't care."
"Well, I do. And I mean it."
"Oh, all right. Well, anyway, we was setting on a log together and we
got to talking like fellers and girls do, you know. Good God, Red,
quit your glaring at me like you was an old tomcat screwing yourself up
to jump a mouse. I never kissed her even, I swear I didn't. I found
out she knew you and I begun right then being a real friend. Say, Red,
if you could have heard the fairy tales I dropped into that fair
maiden's pearly ear!"
His dimples twinkled and danced and deepened upon his round face.
Shandon, staring at him fearfully, demanded to be told what the fairy
tales had consisted of. Willie Dart eagerly complied.
"I set right in watering your stock, old scout. I told her you were a
hero and a guy a man could trust a gold watch to that didn't have any
marks on it to prove who it belonged to. I begun by informing her how
you came to my rescue when a hard fate had me on the embers of despair."
"You told her that?" in amazement.
"Oh, don't get alarmed. I set forth the account in such a way that
while your part was not lessened my own was not exactly--"
"In other words you twisted it entirely out of shape," laughed the
other. "You forgot to say that a detective nabbed you while you were
picking my pocket and that I--"
Willie Dart raised a soft white hand.
"I showed her how you saved my bacon," he said easily. "What's the
difference how you done it? Then, when I got through that and I could
see she was thinking what a grand man you are and she never noticed it
before, I slipped a card off a fresh deck and related your adventures
with the Roosian princess."
The dimples that had fled as his host mentioned a certain word which
Mr. Willie Dart did not like to hear now came back. Shandon stared at
him wonderingly.
"What in the devil are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the Roosian princess," chuckled Dart. "I told Wanda
all about her, what a nifty dame she is, you know, and how you saved
her life and how she put her arms around your neck and cried and--"
"Good Lord," groaned Shandon. "I could wring your neck, Dart. What in
the world made you lie to her like that?"
"This here is a prime cigar, Red. Better send for a fresh box, this
one is drying up. Now, I'm going to tell you something: My mother was
a fortune teller and maybe that's why it is, but anyway I can dope up
what people are thinking lots of times. I hadn't any more than said
Red Shandon to her than I got wise to that little girl's trouble. Say,
Red, she's just naturally stuck on you! It's a fact! Now, when a
woman's stuck on a guy, what's the way to make her go clean nuts over
him? What's the answer? Why, just tell her about the other woman like
I told Wanda about Princess Helga."
"Helga?" cried Shandon in sheer wonder. "What Helga?"
"The Roosian princess," beamed Willie Dart.
"Dart," very sternly. "You lie to me now and I'll wire the police of
New York that you are here. I ought to do it anyway; I would have done
it when you came if I hadn't been a fool and you hadn't filled me up
with your lies until I was sorry for you. Why did you say Helga?
Where did you learn that name? What Helga do you know?"
Dart hesitated briefly, his childlike eyes smiling frankly, the shrewd
side of his strange brain very busy.
"When you took me up to your room that day in New York and threw some
grub into me," he replied at last with apparent carelessness, "and left
me for a minute, why I just sort of looked things over. There was a
letter with Helga signed to it. The name's awful funny, ain't it? She
is Roosian, ain't she?"
"What do you know about her?"
"Just that she was much obliged to you for the information you promised
to send her about something or other. It ain't anything to send you up
the river for, Red."
"What did you tell Miss Leland?"
"Miss Leland? Oh, Wanda, you mean." Mr. Dart repeated the tale he had
told Wanda with the many fanciful embellishments which it seemed
necessary for him to give to any story that he found it necessary to
repeat.
"I sure enough boosted your game, Red. Say, kid, it worked for fair.
You ought to have--"
Even after the threats which Wayne Shandon made to him that night
Willie Dart stayed on. Shandon declared he would drive him off the
place with a buggy whip, and Willie Dart said that he'd come back if he
was chased away. Shandon mentioned the police of New York, and Dart
asked him reproachfully if he delighted in wounding him in his most
sensitive part; wanted to know if his Noble Benefactor was the sort to
drive a man back into the mire he had just emerged from, to thwart all
effort to lead a pure, sweet, rural existence. Finally Shandon
contented himself by forbidding Dart to meddle in the future with
anything not in any way a part of his own business; and nourished the
secret hope that a few weeks of the humdrum of mountain life would tire
this sparrow of the city gutters. Whereupon, when alone with his big
book and a fresh cigar, Willie Dart soliloquised as follows:
"He's up against a good many things, poor old Red is. He's as bad in
love with Wanda as she is with him. Her old man is soured on Red and
is making the toboggan slide all bumpy. Then there's some sort of
trouble with Ettinger. There's a deal on somewhere I ain't wise to,
and Red ain't in on it. Wanda's old man is in on it, so's the Weak
Sister, meaning Garth, so's a gent name of Sledgehammer Hume. I guess
time's ripe for little Willie Dart to mix in and see what's what. He's
a square kid, is Red, and I'm going to help him put his affairs in
order."
And then making himself comfortable as he pondered in the biggest chair
in the well furnished living room, he sighed, twisted his cigar a
moment thoughtfully, sighed again, put his feet on the table and turned
to the pages of the big book. His fancy was caught by numerous and
attractive illustrations in a volume dealing with the mythology of the
ancients, and he was soon convinced that he was acquiring a scholarly
knowledge of the history of the old Greeks and Romans.
Wayne Shandon was distinctly surprised the next morning as he entered
the corral to encounter Sledge Hume sitting a sweating horse and
evidently in wait for him.
"You were looking for me?" he asked shortly. The last time he had
spoken to Hume was to quarrel with him, and to be drawn into hot words
with Arthur because of him. He made no pretence at making his tone
more than coldly civil.
"Yes," returned the other as bluntly. "I rode over from old man
Leland's on business."
Shandon frowned. His quick thought was that Martin, unwilling to
communicate personally with him, had sent this envoy. With this idea
in mind he said,
"If Mr. Leland has any business with me--"
Hume laughed his short, insolent laugh.
"I didn't say I came on his business," he said.
"I just stayed over there last night and came on this morning, early,
to catch you before you left the house. It's my own business, Shandon.
I'm not in the habit of taking other men's worries on my shoulders."
"What is it?"
"Just this!" coolly. "Whenever I hear of any money lying around loose
it's as good as mine unless some other fellow beats me to it. You must
have done a whole lot of talking; anyway word has gone all over the
country, clean down to my place and beyond, that you're putting on a
horse race. How about it?"
"I don't see just where you come in?"
"You will in a minute if you care to. I hear the race is to be pulled
off the first thing in the spring, as soon as the snow's gone? How
about it?"
"Correct."
"You're going to ride, of course?"
"I am."
"Little Saxon?"
"Yes."
Hume eased himself in the saddle and looked down at Shandon keenly. A
little sneeringly he demanded,
"What are you going to make it? A little penny ante game?"
Shandon stared at him curiously. Hume laughed again under his gaze and
said arrogantly, after the born manner of the man,
"If you'll make the stakes worth a man's time I'll make you hunt your
hole, Shandon."
A little flush crept up into Shandon's cheeks and his eyes hardened.
It would be so easy to quarrel again with this man; the very sight of
him, supremely egotistical and contemptuous, stirred a natural dislike
into something very close to positive hatred. But these days he was
making it his business to hold himself in check, he was turning his
back against the old headlong ways, and he said quietly,
"Make your proposition. I see you've got one to make."
"I'll ride you any race you like, anywhere you like and at any time;
provided it's a gentleman's game and not penny ante."
"Done," answered Shandon promptly. Had he refused it would have been
the first time in his life he had refused a wager offered as this one
was. "Name the sum and if it's anything I can raise I'm satisfied.
And," his eyes steely, "_I'll_ name the sort of race!"
"Some one said that you were going to start things with a purse of five
hundred," remarked Hume. "I don't do business on that scale. I'll lay
you an even thousand."
"I'm pretty close up right now," was Shandon's answer. "I've spent a
good bit lately and I don't want to sacrifice any more cattle. But--"
"Oh, well," laughed Hume, "it doesn't make any difference. I thought
that you might have a little sporting blood, you know. You must have
done a lot of talking, Shandon."
"--but," Shandon went on, his voice raised to cut into the other's
jibe, "I can sell a few cows if necessary. And while I'm doing it it
is just as easy to raise five thousand as one."
"Oho!" cried Hume. "Little Saxon is proving up, eh?"
"Little Saxon can beat his brother Endymion any day in the week in the
sort of race we're going to run. It's going to be ten miles, across
country, across the damndest country you ever saw, Sledge Hume! It's
going to be a distance race and an endurance race. And since it's
going to be here in the West it's going to be Western. I don't care if
you run or don't run and I don't care if it is for five cents or for
five thousand dollars."
There crept into Sledge Hume's cold eyes a look of such shrewdness that
Shandon was struck by it then, and remembered it long afterward.
"When I go into a deal," was Hume's swift answer, "it's because there's
something in it. You put up your five thousand if you're so cocksure,
and put it up now and I'll cover it! With one thoroughly understood
provision, Shandon. The man who comes in first at the end of that ten
miles, be it you or me, gets the money. There's going to be no chance
to get cold feet and pull out. If you don't ride at all, if you get
scared and decide to get sick or break a leg to save five thousand, I
ride alone and get it just the same. Remember I didn't ride over this
morning for love of racing or for love of anything else; I saw a chance
for some money, easy money."
"Draw up an agreement to that effect," answered Shandon, a darkening of
his eyes showing that Hume's taunt had stung. "I'll sign it. Find a
trustworthy man to hold stakes and I'll put up my five thousand within
ten days after you put yours up. Is that satisfactory?"
Hume answered that it was, and named two or three men in El Toyon as
possible stake holders. When he mentioned Charlie Granger, proprietor
of the El Toyon hotel, Shandon said curtly,
"Charlie's all right. He's square."
So the matter was decided as coolly, and apparently with as much
indifference, as if it had been a matter of no particular importance.
Hume made no pretence of desiring to continue a conversation that would
be a mere waste of time and words now that his business was done, and
swinging his horse about raked it with his spurs and galloped back
toward the Echo Creek. Wayne Shandon, suddenly a little thoughtful,
turned and went to the stable. Little Saxon jerked up his head and
looked at his master with glaring, untamed eyes.
"We've got to get busy, Little Saxon," he said, looking with critical
eyes at the lithe, powerful, rebellious body.
"Say, Red! Ain't you on to his game?" Shandon had not noticed that
Willie Dart was anywhere near, but was hardly surprised when the little
man popped up, wild eyed and excited. "Once you get your cash down
he's going to put you out of the running! That guy'd put ground glass
in a baby's milk bottle for the price of a beer. Gee, Red. You sure
enough do need a keeper!"
Which position Willie Dart was already seeking manfully to fill.