THE TALES OF MR. WILLIE DART
Being a girl very much in love, her lover had been already as long out
of her thoughts as he could ever be, and now he came back into them and
became the centre of them.
She sat down just outside the doorway of the cave, hat, gauntlets,
glasses and camera at her side, her knees clasped in her hands and
stared away through the cedar's intricate, rustling needles and across
the tops of the forest sweeping away from the cliffs across the verdant
miles, and day dreamed. This newly found cave was her own, absolutely
her own. No other man or woman in the world knew of it. She would
come here again, always careful that no chance eye saw her; she would
bring little things to make of it a lady's bower set above the leafy
world. There would come, in due season, cushions which she would work
secretly in her bedroom at home and which she would fill here with
fragrant pine needles and sweet scented herbs; there would be a book or
two; little, unused things would disappear from Julia's kitchen, a tea
pot, a bit of coffee, knives, forks and spoons; and some day when the
full summer had brought the sunshine that would dissipate the shadows
of these last days Wayne Shandon would come here, would stand under the
cliffs looking up wonderingly; would climb her magic ladder and dine
with her.
As she sat, leaning back against the rocks, daydreaming as Youth cannot
help doing, her eyes wandered far across her father's ranch. She found
the view new to her. Yonder nothing but the fresh green of the tops
fir and pine had thrust upward in the spring; beneath them, seen only
now and then as it frisked out of shadow and glinted in sunlight, Echo
Creek; beyond the creek--
She sat up straight, suddenly picking up her field glasses. Yes,
beyond all this she saw the knoll upon which her father's house stood,
even the building itself through its clump of cedars. But her glasses,
raised higher sweeping back and forth, had found the river, and
travelling on picked up the Bar L-M buildings and corrals!-- Next time
she would bring the larger glasses, and leave them here, hidden in the
cave.
For a long time she gazed across the river, her heart beating quickly
with the hope that she might see, somewhere in the wide view, the man
who was in her heart. Finally, with a sigh, she lowered her glasses,
letting them follow Echo Creek speeding down the long slope of her
father's valley. And, doing so, it happened that there came into the
disc of her vision a man whom she knew she had never seen before. For
a few minutes she watched him riding up the valley, idly amused at the
awkward manner of his progress. When his horse walked he clung
tenaciously to the saddle horn; when the animal trotted he gave her the
impression that at any step he was going to fall off. At last, when
she had lost sight of him among the trees, and her interest lagged, she
made her way down from the cliff, went back to Gypsy and turned her
horse's head toward home.
The man whom she had watched clinging to his horse's back so
desperately was not only a new-comer to the Sierra and a stranger, but
a poor sort of person to be alone where there is a dearth of paved
sidewalks and streets with names and numbers. He had lost himself many
times since leaving El Toyon the day before, and now, with the main
valley road as plain before him as a man could wish a road to be, he
forsook it and came on blindly along a second road that the Echo Creek
wagons had travelled last week for wood. And Wanda, riding down to the
creek, met him when he had reached a state of perspiring despair.
"Say!" he called shrilly when, barely in earshot, he caught his first
view of her. "Say, wait a minute, won't you?"
Wanda, smiling a little at the evident distress which gave her her
first impression of the man, came on to meet him. She stopped Gypsy
with a swift, gentle touch upon the reins, while he yanked his sweating
horse about by pulling manfully at both reins held one in each hand.
"Say," was his next word of greeting, "ain't this the doggondest,
peskiest wild man's land you ever shot a glimmer of your eye at? Gee,
ain't it fierce, lady?"
Wanda's smile brightened in spite of her. He shook his head and pursed
his underlip and mopped his reeking face.
"I'm just in a cold sweat all over," he confided ruefully. "What with
the rubbing of this saddle on the outside,--an old pirate with eyes
like a young sheep and whiskers like Santa Claus robbed me of twenty
bucks for it back yonder in that jay town,--and my bones inside trying
to poke through the skin, I'm just peeled like a seal whose skin some
flash dame is wearing for a coat. Say," with a groan as he shifted a
little in the saddle which he blamed for his woes, "you don't live so
awful far from here, do you?"
"No," she smiled. "Just across the valley."
"Nix on that!" he cried sharply, as if in sudden alarm. "They been
talking that way to me ever since I got lost the eighty-second time.
'Down to a cross road,' they'd say, lying as would shame a second story
man caught with the goods. 'Then turn to your right and go straight
ahead and it's just a little piece.' I ain't ever hurt you, lady, and
I wouldn't, not for a hundred dollars. But I'm awful sore being told
it's just over yonder. How far is it, measured in something civilised,
like blocks?"
He was the most anxiously earnest little man Wanda had ever seen, and
the most dejectedly miserable. Still vastly amused she began to feel a
little sorry for him. He was such a veritable babe in the wood for
helplessness.
"Really, it isn't far," she assured him. "Just a trifle over three
miles."
"Lord," he groaned, staring at her reproachfully. "The way you folks
talk about distance out here makes my flesh creep. But, say, is that
the nearest place?"
"Yes."
"Then can I go home with you, Miss? And will you scare up something
for me to eat? I'm so starved I'd eat egg shells."
He was such a harmless looking, innocent, pitiable creature with his
plaintive voice and childish eyes that her amusement turned to pity.
"If you are very hungry and tired," she suggested gently, "you can
lunch with me now. I always bring something along to eat."
His eyes brightened and a smile set quick dimples in the round face.
He released his bridle reins promptly, put his two hands on the horn of
the saddle--Wanda noticed that they were hands like a girl's, soft and
white with beautiful, tapering fingers and rosy nails--got a stiff leg
over the cantle, wriggled over on his stomach and as his horse moved a
little he fell off. For a moment he remained sitting.
"Birds was made to fly and fishes to swim," he remarked impersonally
and philosophically. "Me, I'm going to walk after this. I ain't ever
going to split myself in two over a horse again."
"You'll have to ride to the house."
"You don't know me, Miss. I'm Mr. Willie Dart, and when I make up my
mind like I done just now it's final. I'll walk those three miles on
foot, and when I can't walk no further I'll crawl, and when I can't
crawl I'll lay down and die. But I'm through being a cowboy."
Thereupon he arose rheumatically, carefully dusted his gay checkered
suit, gave much attention to the crease in his jaunty little hat,
adjusted his bright blue tie, daintily tapped his cuffs back into his
coat sleeves and bestowed a beaming, cherubic smile upon Wanda.
"Let's eat," he suggested.
She dismounted and spread out her luncheon upon the paper in which it
had been wrapped, kneeling down on a grassy plot near the creek. Mr.
Dart hovered over her in frank eagerness, giving vent to various
chuckling sounds bespeaking deep satisfaction as he saw that there was
cold chicken and ham, cheese and buttered bread. Then they ate, Wanda
sparingly, pretending to have little appetite, Mr. Dart swiftly and
joyously and noisily. And, with his mouth crammed full and his cheeks
puffed out gopher-wise, he talked. He demanded her name and her
father's business; he wanted to know what she was doing so far from
home and if she wasn't afraid; he ascertained that buffaloes were
extinct in this part of the West if they had ever been here which was
to be doubted; he thrilled and drew closer to the girl upon learning
that a bear had been shot near this spot; and, abruptly, he asked if
she knew a guy named Shandon?
"Wayne Shandon?" she asked curiously.
"That's him. Red Head for sure, ain't he?"
She admitted that he was, hesitated a moment at his next question, and
then answered it by saying that Mr. Shandon was a friend of her family.
"Good kid, ain't he?" he went on, a little flushed from his eating.
"Friend of mine, too. We're great chums, me and Red. Ain't he ever
told you about me, Willie Dart?"
"I don't think so. You have known him long?"
He poked into his mouth the last quarter of the sandwich in his left
hand, secured a bit of cheese with his right, and answered:
"Long? Say, Wanda, I've known that boy since he was a kid! Me and him
worked together and slept together and et together up in the Klondike
all year back in ninety-six."
"Ninety-six?" she frowned. "Mr. Shandon wasn't in the Klondike in
ninety-six! He was right here."
"Oh," admitted Mr. Dart easily, "I ain't sure it was ninety-six. Might
have been ninety-seven. Funny he ain't ever told you about me. Never
mentioned, did he, how we got into a snow drift one time and had to eat
our dogs and I got him out final?"
"No," she said, wondering a little what sort of being he would prove to
be if one came to know him. He did not look as though he had ever
lived the rough life he mentioned so glibly; certainly his hands were
not the hands of a frontiersman.
"Maybe it's because I made him promise not to talk about it," he went
on carelessly. "The papers was full of it up there and I got kinda
sore being made so much of. He's grateful though. But he hadn't ought
to be. He more than squared the deal six months ago when we run up
against one another in New York. It was this way:"
And asking no encouragement he plunged eagerly into his tale. It
devolved from the first word that Red was sure a corker, a guy you
could tie to until snowballs foregathered in a clime in which,
according to popular fancy, they are an extreme rarity. He was on the
dead level, he was at once a game kid and a red hot sport. Red had
seen the name of his friend in a society sheet and had looked him up at
the Astoria. Mr. Dart had been naturally overjoyed to renew
acquaintance with an old pal. And as it happened Red was to step in
between him and certain death.
Mr. Dart had been going it a bit and had got into a foreign set. He
mentioned casually a couple of French dukes and a German prince with
fat, puffy eyes. There were others of them. They had played cards
together at one time and another and it seemed a general truth that
foreigners were bad losers. Besides, one of the French dukes, a shiny
man like a waiter in a cheap cafe, had a very lovely wife. Mr. Dart
esteemed her with a snow white friendship. But the French Duke was
jealous.
Mr. Dart's fine, white fingers gracefully annexed a piece of buttered
bread and the tale went on. They had decoyed him to a dreary downtown
haunt. They were all there, all armed with revolvers. In a moment it
would be all night with Mr. Willie Dart. Enter Red, the game kid. A
scene of thrilling unreality in which the game kid temporarily disabled
or permanently crippled every man of the would-be assassins. Mr. Dart
finished the tale and his bit of bread together, offering the
thoughtful, concluding remark, that so much powder smoke in the close
room had made him cough.
"You seem to be on very intimate terms with the foreign nobility,"
Wanda replied quietly, though she kept her dancing eyes away from him.
Willie Dart lifted his shoulders.
"Them rummies don't qualify for finals, when you come to know 'em,
Wanda. Honest, they don't. I never got the mit of one of 'em in my
fist it didn't feel like a dead fish. There ain't a one. Say! Didn't
Red ever tell you about Helga?"
"Helga?" She shook her head. "Who is Helga?"
"The only decent piece of nobility I ever sat across the table from,"
enthusiastically. He had produced a pack of Little Soldier cigarettes
and lighted one before resuming. "She's Roosian, is Helga; a Roosian
Princess. Funny Red never told you about her. Gee, he's just like an
oyster, that kid, ain't he? Here's the straight dope on that business;
I know because I was along."
It seemed that Mr. Dart and Red had been two of a fashionable yachting
party that had gone frisking down under the Palisades and out into the
open sea. The Princess Helga, a sure enough stunner, take it from Mr.
Dart, had the men all dippy from the crack of the gun to the break of
the tape. He admitted with a sigh which absorbed a great deal of his
cigarette smoke, which after an eloquent pause made pale exit through
his nostrils, that he hadn't got over her effect on him yet.
Well, they were out beyond Sandy Hook, and the wind was blowing and the
white foam flying and the yacht beating it down the coast like the mill
tails of--like anything, you know. Suddenly there was a scream and the
Princess Helga was overboard. The yacht passed her about a half mile
before anybody thought about turning it around, they were all that
excited. But Red, say he didn't lose his head two seconds, not him.
Say, he was overboard like a shot, and he had gone down under the water
and had come up with the Princess Helga in his arms. After that--
Well, Mr. Dart rather guessed, with another sigh and subsequent
expulsion of cigarette smoke, that it was a pretty hard case. The
Princess Helga hadn't looked at another man since.
Wanda having conceded merrily that Mr. Dart's tales were intensely
interesting and marked by the ring of truth, was further informed
concerning the private affairs of Mr. Dart himself. He had taken the
notion to come out and see his old friend; his one reason in the world
for being here lay in that determination.
"I'm surprising him," he admitted complacently. "Red'll be clean
tickled to death to see me. Most likely we'll go into business out
here together. I'm looking for an invest--"
Suddenly he let out a wild scream, scrambled to his feet, and fled
behind Wanda, his ruddy cheeks suddenly paling.
"My God!" he chattered. "Look at that thing!"
Wanda looked and saw what since a child she had called a
"Snake-lizard," a very frightened snake-lizard at that, which with tail
aloft was scampering wildly from near Dart's place at luncheon into the
nearby thicket. Her own sudden fright that had been aroused by Dart's
headlong dash and piercing yell gave way to a peal of laughter.
"Look here, Wanda," he said sharply. "On the level, that thing ain't
deadly, is it? I been setting on it for half an hour, I know. It
might have been biting me all the time, I'm so numb I wouldn't have
felt it."
She assured him, chokingly, that there was no cause for alarm. Dart
rubbed himself and brightened. But his face fell again as she went on
to inform him that the creatures were so numerous that in his walk home
he might encounter a dozen.
So it was that Mr. Willie Dart changed his mind and decided to ride the
three miles across the valley.