DIANA OF KARA-KARA
BY
EDGAR WALLACE
Author of “THE GREEN ARCHER,” “THE CLUE
OF THE NEW PIN,” etc.
[Illustration: colophon]
BOSTON
SMALL, MAYNARD AND COMPANY
PUBLISHERS
COPYRIGHT, 1924,
BY SMALL, MAYNARD & COMPANY
(INCORPORATED)
_Printed in the United States of America_
_Printed by Geo. H. Ellis Co. Inc., Boston, Massachusetts_
_Bound by the Boston Bookbinding Company_
_Cambridge, Mass., U. S. A._
DIANA OF KARA-KARA
CHAPTER I
“She is an orphan,” said Mr. Collings emotionally.
Orphans were Mr. Collings’ weakness.
In ordinary intercourse as between lawyer and client, he was a stern,
reserved man with a cold passion for compromise. Litigants entered his
office charged with bubbling joy that their enemies had delivered
themselves into their hands; they came talking five figure damages and
the stark ruin of men and corporations who and which had offended them.
They slunk out again into the glare of an Australian sun, their cases
demolished, their spirits broken, their futures clouded. Mr. Collings
did not believe in litigation. He believed that things could be
arranged.
If it was possible for a murdered man to walk into Mr. Collings’ office
and say: “I’ve got an excellent case against Binks: he has just shot me
dead. Do you think I can get damages?” Mr. Collings would reply: “I very
much doubt it. There is a great deal to be said for Binks. And aren’t
you in rather an awkward position yourself? You are carrying about a
bullet which undoubtedly is the property of Binks. You never know what
point of view a jury will take. You had better let me try to settle
this.”
But in the matter of orphans Mr. Collings was slightly unbalanced. He
was strictly brought up by parents who compelled him to read books on
Sunday that were entirely devoted to orphans and good organ-grinders and
little girls who quoted extensively from precious books and died
surrounded by weeping negroes. In such literature the villains of the
piece were young scoundrels who surreptitiously threw away their crusts
and only ate the crumbly part of bread; desperadoes who kicked dogs and
threw large flies into spiders’ webs and watched the spider at his fell
work with glee.
“She is an orphan,” said Mr. Collings again, and blew his nose loudly.
“She has been an orphan for ten years,” said Mr. William Cathcart
cynically.
Mr. Collings was stout, bald, given to afternoon naps; Mr. Cathcart was
thin, narrow-faced, not so bald, and never slept at all, so far as
anybody knew. He hated orphans. They stood for questions of _cestui que
use_, problems of _cy-pres_, perplexities of _donatio mortis causa_ and
the Guardianship of Infants Act. He never saw an orphan without his hand
going instinctively to his hip pocket.
“And the most irregular orphan I have ever met,” continued Mr. William
Cathcart remorselessly. “An infant in law with a bank balance of a
hundred thousand! I refuse to drop a tear--positively!”
Mr. Collings wiped his eyes.
“She _is_ an orphan,” he insisted. “Mrs. Tetherby gave her the money
during her lifetime: there is nothing irregular in that. If I gave
an--an orphan”--he swallowed hard--“a penny, a pound--a thousand--is
that a breach of the law, an impropriety, even though it is practised
_de die in diem_?”
Mr. Cathcart considered.
“You might in certain circumstances be acting _de sont tort_,” he said.
Mr. Collings pondered this; found the term almost inapplicable, but not
so much so that he could be offensive in a gentlemanly way. Wisely he
returned to lamb.
“Mrs. Tetherby was inert. Stout women are often inert----”
“Lazy,” suggested the dyspeptic Cathcart.
“She was fond of Diana. Few aunts are fond of nieces. Her will proves
that. She left everything----”
“There was nothing to leave,” interrupted Mr. William Cathcart with sour
satisfaction. How that man hated orphans! “There was nothing to leave
because in her lifetime she gave Diana full control of her money.”
“She was inert,” murmured Mr. Collings. “She loved this orphan
child----”
“If there was one woman in the world who ought never to have been
allowed----”
“Never ought have been,” corrected Mr. Collings gently.
“--to have charge of a girl of Diana Ford’s temperament, it is or was
Mrs. Tetherby. A child of sixteen who has a raging love affair with a
student----”
“A theological student,” insisted Mr. Collings. “Don’t forget that. A
young woman may well feel that she could give her heart to a
theological student when a medical student would have revolted all that
was most sensitive in her nature.”
“A theological student makes it worse.”
“At least Mrs. Tetherby consulted us on that matter.” Mr. Collings was a
shade reproachful. “Inert or energetic, she consulted us.”
“She consulted us to discover whether she would be liable to trial for
murder if she waylaid and shot Mr. Dempsi. She said that she had set a
dog on to him, but he was incapable of taking a hint. Those were her
words.”
“Dempsi is dead,” said Mr. Collings in a hushed voice. “I spoke to Diana
on the subject only eight months ago--when her dear aunt died. I asked
her if the wound had left a scar. She said she scarcely remembered a
scratch, and that she often amused herself in the evenings by trying to
draw him from memory.”
“A heartless little devil,” said Mr. Cathcart.
“A child--youth has no memory, not even for its stomach aches,” said Mr.
Collings oracularly.
“Did you discuss those too?” sneered his partner.
Mr. Collings raised his eyebrows. Such a man as he is hopeless in the
face of sheer vulgarity.
“An orphan....” he began.
The clerk at the door spoke in the strained way of managing clerks.
“Miss Diana Ford, sir,” he said.
The legal house of Collings & Cathcart exchanged glances.
“Show the young lady in.” The door closed. “Be gentle with her,
William.”
Mr. Cathcart writhed.
“Will she be gentle with me?” he asked bitterly. “Will you guarantee
that she will be reasonably polite to me--and back your guarantee with
real money?”
There came through the door a peach tree, blossoming in the spring of
the year; summer dawn on riverside meadows with the dew winking from a
thousand gossamers. The froth of hawthorn in an English country lane; a
crystal brook whispering between slim larches. Miss Diana Ford.
During the war Mr. Cathcart had held a commission in the Army Service
Corps (Home Service) and had acquired the inventory habit. He saw:
Girl: Slim, medium size. One.
Eyes: Grey-blue; large, more or
less innocent. Two.
Mouth: Red, Bow-shaped, largish. One.
Nose: Straight, in perfect shape. One.
Hair: Slightly golden, bobbed. One complete head.
Diana was as unrecognisable from the inventory as the average man from
the description on his passport. She had the atmosphere of spring and
dawn. Her colouring belonged to such season and time, having a pink of
its own and a whiteness which looked pink when compared with white. She
moved with such supple grace that Mr. Cathcart suspected an entire
absence of corsets--he was a married man.
She came impulsively to Mr. Collings and kissed him. Mr. William
Cathcart closed his eyes, so did not meet the smirk of satisfaction
which his partner loosened for his benefit.
“Good morning, Uncle. Good morning, Uncle Cathcart.”
“‘Mornin’,” said Mr. Cathcart, hostile to the last.
“‘Mornin’!” she boomed in imitation. “And I’ve come feeling awfully nice
toward you! I called you ‘Uncle’!”
“I heard you,” glowered the newly elected relative. “It would be much
better, Miss Ford, if we proceeded on business lines----”
“You can proceed on tram lines if that pleases you,” she sighed, taking
off her hat and tossing it on to the nearest deed-box. “Oh, Uncle
Collings, I’m _sick_!”
Mr. Cathcart half rose in his alarm.
“Sick of Australia, sick of the station, sick of the people, sick of
everything. I’m going home.”
“Home!” gasped Mr. Collings. “But, my dear little Diana. If by ‘home’
you mean England and not--er----”
“Heaven,” suggested Mr. Cathcart.
“I mean England, of course I mean England. I am going to stay with my
cousin, Gordon Selsbury.”
Mr. Collings scratched his nose.
“An elderly person, of course?”
“I don’t know.” She shrugged her indifference.
“Married, er----?”
“I suppose so. If he’s nice. All the nice men are married--present
company excepted.”
Mr. Collings was a bachelor and could afford to laugh very heartily. Mr.
Cathcart, on the other hand, _was_ married and was not even amused.
“You have cabled and written, of course: there is no objection to your
going to--er--Mr. Selsbury’s?”
“None whatever.” She was overridingly brisk. “He will be delighted to
have me.”
“Twenty!” said Mr. Cathcart and shook his head. “An infant in law! I
really think we must know more about Mr. Selsbury and his condition
before--eh, Collings?”
Mr. Collings looked appealingly at the girl; she had never seemed more
or looked less orphaned than at that moment.
“It would be wise, perhaps--?” he no more than suggested.
When Diana smiled her eyes wrinkled up and you saw both rows of her
small white teeth.
“I have taken my cabin: a lovely one. With a bathroom and sitting-room.
The walls are panelled in blue brocade silk and there is a cute little
brass bedstead in the middle--so that you can fall out either side.”
Mr. William Cathcart felt it was the moment to bring down his foot.
“I am afraid I cannot consent to your going,” he said quietly.
“Why?” Up went her chin.
“Yes, why?” demanded Mr. Collings. He was anxious to know.
“Because,” said Mr. Cathcart, “because, my dear young lady, you are an
infant in the eyes of the wise old law of this country; because Mr.
Collings and I stand _in loco parentis_ to you. Now I am old enough to
be your father----”
“And grandfather,” she said calmly. “But does that matter? There was a
lad of sixty trying to find opportunities for squeezing my hand all the
way down in the train from Bendigo. Age means nothing if your heart is
young.”
“Exactly!” said Mr. Collings, whose heart was very young.
“The long and the short of it is that you can’t go,” said Mr. William
Cathcart defiantly. “I do not wish to apply for an order of the
court----”
“One moment, little friend of the poor,” said Diana. She threw several
priceless law books and a pile of affidavits from a chair and sat down.
“A few moments ago--correct me if I am wrong: I seldom am--you produced
your hoary Mr. Loco Parentis to crush me to the earth. Meet Colonel
Locus Standi!”
“Eh?” said William, dithered.
“My knowledge of legal formula is slight,” said Diana gravely. “I have
lived a pure and a sheltered life amidst the rolling grass lands of
Kara-Kara, but ignorant orphan though I am....”
Mr. Collings sighed.
“...I understand that before a lawyer applies to the courts he must
have a client. For no lawyer, except perhaps a lawyer who has been
crossed in love and is not quite sane, goes to law without a client.”
Mr. William Cathcart shrugged his shoulders.
“You must make your own bed,” he said.
“The court can’t even make me do that,” she replied.
Mr. Cathcart saw her walking across to him and took up his pen hastily.
“Uncle Cathcart,” she said in a low voice, “I did so hope and pray that
we should part friends! Every night when I kneel by my bed and say
‘Please, God, give Uncle Cathcart a sense of humour and make him a nice
man,’ I have expected the miracle to happen.”
Uncle Cathcart wriggled.
“Have your own way,” he said loudly. “I can’t put an old head on young
shoulders. Those who live longest will see most.”
“The proof of the pudding is in the eating,” she added gently. “You
forgot that one.”
At luncheon, Mr. Collings tapped the ash of his cigar into the coffee
saucer.
“What is this fellow like--this Selsbury?”
“He’s wonderful!” she said dreamily. “He rowed six in the University
eight--I’m simply crazy about him.”
The startled Mr. Collings gazed at her in fascinated horror.
“Is he crazy about you?” he gasped.
Diana smiled. She was adjusting her nose with the aid of a mirror
concealed in the flap of her handbag.
“He will be,” she said softly.