Havana

Havana is a fool’s Paradise--a lunatic limbo for people with loud

clothes, lots of money, loose morals and light heads. It is the place

where bad folks go to have a good time. The more disreputable a city is,

the more popular it is to high society.

I have visited Havana many times and found the H in its name stood for

Hell, not Heaven. On a recent sojourn I asked a traveling companion what

the state of religion was and if Havana’s morals were improved. “Oh, yes,

there has been a great reformation.” He had scarcely made this gratifying

statement when a young man came up to me and showed some vile postcards

and postals which he offered for sale. This did not happen in a side

street at night, but in Central Park at noon.

Havana has reformed! The city has no “segregation,” but you may walk for

miles along streets to the waterfront and find every other house with a

seductive senorita at the door or window with extended hand or winsome

voice urging you in broken Spanish or English to forsake the counsel of

your mother’s Bible. Regular saloons and concert halls had scores of the

women of the town at the tables sitting with motley men, while glasses

clinked and phonographs scratched their screechy music. This was all bad

enough but the lowest hell was reached when I saw a woman standing in the

doorway offering to sell a girl of about 14 who stood by her side. At the

end of certain streets the police were on watch to keep the women off

the sidewalks, and so maintain an appearance of decency and order. Other

places were unwatched and free.

Havana has reformed! The sporting women of the town advertise in several

of the local magazines, where you find their photos, house address and

some such paragraph in Spanish or in English for the benefit of the

American tourist: “Tourist! Do you wish a good house in Havana, with

plenty of women, pretty and elegant? Go to ---- street, No. ----, ask for

Helena. Go today.” Here’s another: “Artistic Academy. If you want a place

for pleasure and a good time, go to ----, plenty of nice girls.” Another

want ad reads: “Ladies from all nations,” and still another, “Violeta

has moved to ---- street, and with her Parisian arts welcomes the Havana

public.”

Poor pleasure-seekers, whose law is fashion and folly their pursuit!

Bubbles on the wave of pleasure, a tracery on the sand which Time’s tide

will soon erase. Every year the siren voice of Havana calls, “Come in

your private yacht on the Gulf Stream of gold; come with full purse and

empty head and heart; come, you ‘best’ society, that you may be seen at

your worst; come, all ye who would desert the temple of your mind and

soul for this Circe’s palace of fleshy pleasures!”

Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 10 / 70 题