Honolulu

The Hawaiians are out and out in their dancing. They do not gloss it over

and wear no hypocritical fig-leaves. They do not throw masks or mantles

over their viciousness, under the guise of religious charity balls and

philanthropic society parties. The hula is a hip dance, but the Hawaiians

are not “hip”--ocritical in doing it. The dance is not sad or hippish but

one of joy.

I have seen many dances--the Apache in Paris, du ventre in Cairo, the

can-can in Buenos Aires, and with money here in Honolulu one can arrange

with a chauffeur or at a hula house to see a hula combining all these

vile and violent exhibitions. It is a composite of the compost of all

dirty dances, most delightfully depraved, innocent of decency and shame,

the dancers being quite careless about the exposure of their legs,

arms and charms. What captivating indelicacy, so disturbing to the

looker-on. But this it not the native hula. There is sufficient of the

sun and volcano without it. The whites have taken away the native naivete

and added their own nastiness. As a physiological study the dance is

informing. In antiquity these antics were a religious service, combining

poetry, pantomime and passion. The old edition of the heathen hula dance

has been expurgated, but Christian foot-notes suggest more.

At one hula house I witnessed an unscheduled fight between several

sailors who had quarreled over the charms of a hula girl with the result

of broken heads, hearts and furniture. The native proprietor welcomed us

with characteristic Hawaiian hospitality--we could eat, drink and stay as

long as we pleased--all night in fact, with his hula girls for company. I

thanked him for his ancient, beautiful and unbounded generosity but told

him I was married and a minister, although he seemed unable to understand

why that should make any difference with me, since it made little to some

of the local clergy and laity.

One day at high noon, not night, I saw several native women bathing at

Waikiki beach. All they had on was a holoku night-gown that was as good

as nothing when wet. Three white, male strangers sauntered up from the

nearby hotel, waded in, threw their arms around the girls and were guilty

of “divers” familiarities. The girls didn’t object to the conduct of the

boys. I couldn’t help seeing or thinking whether the fishes swam away or

stayed and blushed all colors. Here was a “freedom of the seas” I refer

to the naval board for diplomatic discussion.

God’s righteousness is like the great mountains. I often thought, as I

marvelled at the islands’ scenery, that there are sermons in stones, but

men do not listen; summits preach high ideals and purity, but people are

deaf; and nature’s green only looks down on the mud and mire of lucre,

lies, lust and laziness.

Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 9 / 70 题