CHAPTER XXII.

_August 5th._--I had intended seeing some of the sights to-day--so

accordingly, after breakfast, mounted on Nelly, cigar in mouth, and

followed by my smart orderly, Fitzgerald, I paraded slowly through

the village, crossed the fields to St Denis, having passed which I

had already got over half the dreary road to La Chapelle, when Nelly

suddenly fell dead lame. Upon examination we found a great nail which

had run into her foot (off hind), between the frog and bars. This put

an end to my day. So I returned quietly, put the mule into the stable

with Cossack and the brown horse, Nelly into the mule’s box, sent to

St Denis for Mr Coward, who is veterinary surgeon to our division,

made Farrier Price meantime pare her sole almost to the quick, put

on a bran poultice, and have at last sat down to amuse myself by

scribbling something about Paris--observations, description, or what

else it may be. To proceed, then. I shall not soon forget my first

ride to Paris from Colombes. Although already noticed in its place,

I like to dwell on a subject to me of so much pleasure, and shall

ever recall with emotion my feelings on first passing the Barrière de

l’Etoile and gaining a _coup d’œil_ of the magnificent avenue beyond,

terminated by the venerable palace of the French monarch--its noble

trees, its crowds of carriages, horsemen and footmen, and all the

_et ceteras_ of such a scene. Arriving by this side, the head filled

with preconceived ideas of filthy narrow streets without _trottoirs_,

what was my surprise on passing through the Place Louis Quinze

and entering the magnificent Rue Royale. My previous knowledge of

Paris, picked up in books of travel, &c., has all proved erroneous.

Some travellers are extravagant in its praise; but I think the

greater part have dwelt too much on the dark side of the picture,

otherwise why these unfavourable impressions that occupied my brain?

The natives, on the contrary, are too extravagant in its praise;

and knowing their gasconading style, one is slow to believe their

highly-coloured descriptions, and particularly their saying, “Qui n’a

vû Paris, n’a rien vû”--a sentiment now become a proverb with them.

But this same, or something very similar, is said of many other

cities, if I mistake not--Vienna, Rome, Naples, Florence, Madrid,

Lisbon, &c. However, like everything else, this has two sides--both

parties are right, both are wrong. In the same manner as any other

city, Paris has its clean and its dirty quarters, its St Giles and

its Grosvenor Street, its fine and its mean buildings, its poverty

and its opulence--in short, its _agrémens_ and its _désagrémens_. I

can’t translate these words. Agreeables and disagreeables won’t quite

do. Everything depends on the good or bad humour of the traveller, or

the reception he meets with in the country he undertakes to describe.

It generally, therefore, is either a Pays de Cocagne or a Tierra del

Fuego.

Divided into twelve _arrondissements_ or _mairies_, and every

_arrondissement_ into several _quartiers_, one finds such a

difference between these divisions--in the manners, habitudes,

and physiognomy of their inhabitants--as scarcely to believe they

form part of the same community. Thus les Quartiers des Tuileries,

des Roule, des Champs Elysées, &c. &c.--in which are situated the

court, the hotels of all the _grand seigneurs_, &c., consequently

the richest, smartest, and best shops--distinguished for elegance,

cheerfulness, and cleanliness. Le Quartier de la Chaussée d’Antin

is the residence of the rich bankers, as in like manner that of the

Palais Royal is of merchants, brokers, &c. The Marais is inhabited

principally by people of moderate incomes, fond of quiet and

tranquillity; and among these are to be found the principal remaining

specimens of the _bon vieux temps_--good, easy, old-fashioned people.

The Pays Latin--as the neighbourhood of the Rues St Jacques, de la

Harpe, &c., is called, from containing the College de la Sorbonne,

the schools of the University, &c. &c.--is the cradle of science,

and the residence of almost all the bookbinders, parchment-makers,

&c., of Paris. Here reside professors and students of theology,

medicine, law, natural history, &c. &c. All is here quiet gloom, and

some small degree of filth. Les Halles present the singular spectacle

of a rural population in the heart of a great city. The other parts

of Paris, inhabited by various classes of artisans, are not only

different from all those already spoken of, but differ even amongst

themselves, according to the business pursued in them. Thus the Rue

de Clery is one complete magazine of furniture and cabinet-work,

&c.; and most of the work in silk, such as curtain-fringe, &c., is

done in la Rue de la Feronnerie and Marché des Innocens, &c.--but

of the more distant quarters of this description I only speak from

hearsay, the temper of their population being such as to render it

dangerous for an Englishman to appear there as an idler; therefore

have I never yet seen the Quartier de St Antoine, nor the Place

Royale--the very focus of this spirit. It is clear, therefore, that

Paris cannot be characterised by a _trait de plûme_--as clean or

dirty, grand or mean, &c. Handsome, and what we should call fine,

streets there are, and others which, without any pretension to these

names, are yet striking from their extent and bustle of business,

&c. &c. Of the former are the Rues de la Paix, Royale, de Rivoli,

de Mont Blanc, de la Place Vendome, du Faubourg St Honoré, &c. &c.

All these are scrupulously clean and very cheerful, full of fine

hotels (_not inns_), fine shops, and for the most part have good and

spacious _trottoirs_. The first two in particular are very handsome

streets. Of the latter description are the Rues de St Denis, de St

Martin, de l’Université, du Faubourg St Denis, Neuve des Petits

Champs, and many others. These are generally long streets, some of

them very wide, but almost all of them without _trottoirs_. Beyond

these the streets are generally very narrow, dirty, and dark. This

obscurity is caused by the enormous height of the houses in the

old parts of the town, and their sombre hue--I was going to say

_their being blackened by smoke_, but that can scarcely be possible,

since from using so much wood one never sees that thick canopy of

smoke hanging over Paris that usually shuts out the feeble rays of

the winter’s sun from the citizens of our metropolis. The close

confined streets, indeed all the older streets of Paris, are redolent

at all times of a most disagreeable odour. Evelyn, 160 years ago,

said the streets of Paris smelt of sulphur. The innumerable lamps

swinging from ropes over the centre of these streets give them, in

my eyes, a very mean appearance. I don’t know why, but they seem,

too, in the way. These ropes lead down the wall on one side of the

street in a sort of wooden case, the key of which being kept by the

lamp-lighter, mischievous people are unable to get at the lamps

without breaking open these cases--an operation requiring time, and

not performed without noise, therefore almost impossible with such a

vigilant police. But the greatest ornament of the town, and no doubt

that which contributes most to its salubrity, is the great avenue

which, under various names, is called generally the Boulevards,

from occupying the site of the ancient ramparts of Paris. Since the

increase of the faubourgs has placed these in the midst of the town

as it were, a second concentric circle, called the New Boulevard,

has been formed; but this seems a mere circular road, not much

frequented: and along it is the only enclosure Paris now possesses--a

simple stone wall, connecting the barriers, and thereby insuring

the fiscal duties. Of the old Boulevards I spoke some days ago; it

were needless, therefore, to fill my journal with repetition. They

must be acknowledged as a most agreeable and amusing lounge. After

the streets, the quays of Paris naturally attract our attention--a

feature so ornamental, so commodious, so salubrious, that we wonder

our own metropolis should be destitute in this respect. What a noble

thing it would be were our fine river bordered by such quays as

those de Buonaparte, des Tuileries, de Voltaire, de la Conference,

&c., instead of being enclosed as it is between such a set of shabby

wooden or brick warehouses!

But if London is inferior to Paris in this respect, how superior she

is in public squares! The costly iron railings, the masterly statues

that decorate some, and the pleasant shrubberies, smooth, well-kept

turf, and well-rolled walks which characterise most of them, are

nowhere to be seen in Paris. The Place Louis Quinze is not what we

should call a square in London; it is a sort of esplanade, separating

the ramparts and gardens of the Tuileries from the Champs Elysées;

the third side is closed by the river, and the fourth is the only

side having buildings--those of the Garde Meuble. It is an agreeable

esplanade, but is no square. The Place Royale is, I believe, the

largest square in Paris; but, for the reasons before mentioned,

I have as yet never seen it. From all that I have heard, it is

surrounded by very lofty, and perhaps once handsome houses, which

then were the habitations of the principal _noblesse_, though now of

a numerous population of artisans. In the middle of it, I understand,

is a fountain, some trees, &c., in the manner of our squares. The

Place Vendome is the next in size to the former; it is octagonal,

and the houses, all uniformly built, are of a respectable class,

but the style of them is heavy and dull: the want of a _trottoir_,

the houses standing as they do with their ground-floors unscreened

or unprotected from the carriage-way, spite of the splendid column

springing from its centre, give this places a mean, _triste_

appearance. I could not divest myself of the idea of its being a

mews. The Place des Victoires, meant to be circular, is only a small

concern, neither handsome nor ornamental, and perhaps only useful as

admitting light and air into a very thick and closely-built part of

the town. These are, strictly speaking, the only real public squares;

for the Parvis Nôtre Dame, Place du Carrousel, &c. &c., are only

esplanades in front of the Cathedral and Tuileries. On the whole,

however, Paris is a much more cheerful place than London. In this

respect there is no comparison between them.

8 P.M.--Rambled up the road to Garges, which is still nearly as

deserted as ever; but the rags and tatters, and broken glass,

&c., with which the street was strewed, have in a great measure

disappeared. After dinner, Cossack being still rather lame, I rode

Mula through the vineyards to Pierrefitte. The country is much

prettier on that side than with us, being hilly, whereas we are

on a dead level. Our waggon-train officers are doing cavalry with

a vengeance, and making a great swagger among the natives. Took a

round by Villetaneuse--through vineyards, plantations of artichokes,

&c.--and passing along the enclosure of a very handsome domain, with

a fine house of brick, let Mula find her own road home, which she

did very cleverly and very directly. I think (at least on smooth

ground) mules are not so sure-footed as is usually believed and

asserted--perhaps amongst rocks and mountains they may be.

_6th._--Sunday.

_7th._--To town as usual this morning for sight-seeing. From the Rue

de Malte took my course through the court of the Louvre and the Place

de Jena, still boarded up, crossed the Pont Neuf, “where it always

blows,” and accordingly did blow there to-day certainly, more than

elsewhere. Henri IV., with his manly countenance and pointed beard,

smiled on me as I made my way through the crowd and plunged into

the gloomy and shabby streets of the Pays Latin. Stopped at a mean,

rather dirty restaurant in the Rue St Jacques, where I got a bad

lunch, of course, and a bottle of sour wine; but for this there was

no remedy, as I did not know of any better in the neighbourhood, to

which I am a stranger. After doubling and threading my way through a

number of dirty obscure streets, which no stranger could have done

in London, I at last came out on the Quai St Bernard, where suddenly

I found myself among hundreds, if not thousands, of pipes of wine

ranged in tiers. It is the Marché aux Vins; and whilst seated upon

one of these pipes enjoying the busy scene around, I mentally bless

the ingenious system of numbering the houses and naming the streets

that has enabled me to steer through such a labyrinth as I have just

passed, and which might so well and so easily be applied in London.

All streets running to the Seine are numbered in _black_; all those

parallel, or nearly so, to the river in _red_. Starting from the

river, the numbers commence in a double series in these transverse

streets; and in the longitudinal streets the series of numbers follow

the course of the stream,--equal numbers always on the right, unequal

on the left. In the same manner the names at the corners of the

streets are of a similar colour to the numbers; and moreover, some

remarkable object, giving a designation to the quarter, is painted

at the corners. The Jardin des Plantes, or du Roi, is adjoining

the Marché aux Vins, and thither I went, walking in amongst other

company without let or hindrance of any kind. In this garden, the

Menagerie, and the Cabinet d’Histoire Naturelle, I passed nearly the

whole afternoon in the most agreeable manner possible. Much as I

had heard of this establishment, the reality rather surpassed than

fell short of it--and sorry I am to say we can boast of nothing at

all equal to it in England; nor, if we did, could our populace be

admitted to it with the same freedom as the more volatile yet more

considerate _badauds_ are to this. Everything would soon be ruined.

The men would trample over the beds, the boys would break down the

hedges and fences; knives would operate in all directions; even

the women would find some means of doing mischief;--in short, it

would never do. Here, on the contrary, it was with pleasure that I

observed people of all classes of society, even beggars, conducting

themselves with a modesty and decency of manner not to be surpassed.

The choice of ground has been very judicious, as the plan presents

a pleasing undulation of surface that gives infinite interest to a

promenade. The botanical part is flat and even, divided by walks

into compartments, each forming a small distinct garden by itself.

These are either enclosed by well-kept hedges, or by rails and rustic

fences of every possible useful fashion--which may serve as models

for those in want of such things.

These little gardens each contains some family of shrubs or plants,

and are all arranged according to their respective climates. The

dividing walks form most agreeable promenades, as was evinced by the

number of people I found lounging in them, many evidently not taking

any interest in the botanical treasures around. This flat space is

bounded on one side by a magnificent avenue of elms, under the shade

of which are numerous _vendeurs de boissons_ and _de pâtisserie_,

as well as one or two regular restaurateurs. On the other side, the

ground, swelling gently into hill and dale as it were, is fitted

by enclosures of simple rail or strong stockade, as occasion may

require, for the confinement of an elephant or a deer. Here in little

paddocks, with room to move about and a house to shelter them,

we find a number of animals, who, perhaps, well fed as they are,

little regret the loss of liberty. The elephant even has a pond to

wallow in, to the great amusement of the _badauds_ who constantly

throng the stockade. The more savage beasts (_genus Felis_, &c.)

are confined as with us, in dens. It was only in looking over the

catalogue of the menagerie, and finding the beasts enclosed in the

paddocks classed as ruminant and _fauve_, that I remembered we have

no term to translate the latter word. This part of the establishment

is very entertaining, and I lounged away a great part of my time in

wandering about the winding walks between the enclosures, amused by

the curiosity and _naïveté_ of many of the visitors. The menagerie

is separated from the gardens by a rampart and ditch. In the latter

are the bears, great favourites with the public, particularly the

boys, of whom numbers are always hanging on the wall, watching

the heavy animals climbing a high pole set for the purpose. The

hothouses contain all sorts of things; but what interested me were

the palms--some of these I saw out of doors. Just by the hothouses

is a high mount, ascended by a spiral path, bearing a sort of temple

on the top, whence there is an extensive and much-vaunted view over

the city and neighbourhood; but not half so extensive as, nor in any

way comparable to, those from Belleville, Montmartre,[24] and, above

all, from Mont Aurelian. The School of Comparative Anatomy is very

interesting: it contains perfect skeletons of almost every species of

animal, bird, or fish, from the most diminutive to the largest--from

the minnow to the whale, from the shrew-mouse to the mastodon, from

the humming-bird to the condor.

Evening was drawing on, and I ran hastily through the two floors of

the Cabinet of Natural History, that I might get home before dark.

The entrance to the Jardin des Plantes, by a handsome _grille_ from

the quay opposite the Pont d’Austerlitz, is very good, but I could

not stop to admire it; and hurrying along the _quais_, instead of

blundering amongst the streets, succeeded again in just getting home

in time.

_August 8th._--It seems as if I were destined always to fall under

the Duke’s displeasure, and to be the victim of his injustice. When

I called on Sir Augustus Frazer this morning at the Hotel du Nord,

the first greeting I got on entering the room was, “_Mercer, you

are released from arrest!_” At first I thought this a joke, but Sir

Augustus assured me seriously that I had not only been in arrest,

but _that_, too, ever since our review on the 24th ultimo. He then

told me that I had not been the only unfortunate. Himself and Major

M’Donald had been supposed under arrest at the same time and for the

same _crime_; and what was this?--this very grave crime for which

two field officers and a captain had actually been under ignominious

punishment for a whole fortnight? In the column of review on the

24th ultimo, my troop was on the extreme left (or rear), except

the two brigades of 18-pounders. Our order of marching past was

in column of divisions (we have three divisions), and my post for

saluting was considerably in front of the leading one, to leave room

for the division officers at open order, consequently I was fully

a hundred yards distant from my rear-division when passing the

Duke. Now it so fell out that, at that very moment, a horse of one

of the rear-division carriages got his leg over a trace. The limber

gunners, with their wonted activity, were off, cleared the leg,

remounted, all in sufficient time for the division to pass his Grace

steadily and in good order. But this little halt, momentary as it

was, checked the 18-pounders; and Ilbert, or whoever commanded them,

ignorant of the saluting-point, trotted up to regain his distance,

until suddenly, seeing the sovereigns and their suite, he resumed

his walk too late, and passed them in confusion. The Duke fell into

one of his furious passions, asked how this happened, and (what he

did with the foot-artillery I know not) immediately despatched the

Adjutant-General to put Sir Augustus Frazer, Major M’Donald, and

myself under arrest. The two former, however, had departed; and

whilst the Adjutant-General was struggling through the crowd after

me, I had cleared the Rue Royale, and setting off at a trot down the

Boulevard, had turned down the Rue de Clichy, consequently was out

of sight ere he reached the Boulevard, where he gave up the pursuit

and said no more about it. Whether the Duke forgot us, or whether he

purposely kept us in arrest, we are left to conjecture--certain it

is, that we three actually appear by name in the General’s orders of

yesterday as released from our arrest. _Mens conscia recti_--I snap

my fingers at the disgrace.

Leaving Sir Augustus, I accompanied Bell to his pretty lodging in

the Rue Mont Blanc. I don’t know who the people are, but it is an

uncommonly genteel, well-furnished, well-appointed house. A young

gentleman there is who visits Bell occasionally, and a young lady who

serenades him (if I may so apply the term) continually. She touches

the piano well, has a musical voice, and sings with taste. “L’Exile”

is the favourite just now, a pretty song, which, from so often

hearing there, I shall always henceforward associate with Bell’s

nicely-furnished apartment, and the little pleasure-ground, of some

thirty or forty feet square, with one or two acacias in it. Frazer,

too, has very handsome rooms in the Hotel du Nord, richly furnished,

with green silk window-curtains, &c. &c. Sir Edward Kerrison and

old Platoff also live there. Passed the remainder of this morning

lounging about the Boulevard, as much amused as on the first day. All

the fun, crowd, &c., I observe, is confined to the right side going

up from the Rue Royale; on the left there is comparatively nobody,

except, perhaps, at the Porte St Denis and St Martin, through which

(or rather by which) a crowd is continually setting, and one is

deafened by the importunate clamours of fifty cabriolet-drivers, all

calling at once, “Voiture, Monsieur--Voiture?” “St Denis, Monsieur?”

“Memorency, Monsieur?” “Garges, Monsieur?” “Arnouville?” &c. &c.

These fellows are most active rogues, and their carriages very

convenient, and far more agreeable than the fiacres; and that is the

opinion of the public in general, I presume, from seeing one fiacre

plying for ten cabriolets or coucous, or whatever name they go by.

The coachmen of the former are so well aware of this, that they

generally are dozing on their boxes, giving themselves no trouble in

looking for customers. Perhaps, however, this may arise from their

being only servants, whilst the others are themselves the proprietors

of the vehicles they drive. Although conscious that these _portes_

are in reality triumphal arches, yet I never pass them without

experiencing something of the same feeling with which one would view

the magnificent bridge built by Philip II. over the dry bed of the

Manzanares if ignorant of the impetuous floods to which that river is

liable. The Boulevard presented if anything a more busy, noisy scene

than usual. The Turk I found with an attentive and apparently much

interested audience, whom he was haranguing with vociferations and

gesticulations truly astounding. In vain I tried to catch the purport

of his harangue--the curious _badauds_ were packed so close, and so

firmly maintained their ground, that it was impossible to approach

one inch into the circle. I lounged on and admired the beautiful

Fontaine de Bondy, or de Lions, I know not which it is called, but

its sheets of falling water are singular, and I think it a beautiful

fountain. What a magnificent air these fountains give to the town!

How refreshing and delightful is the splashing of their waters in

warm weather! and oh! the contrast presented to them by our conduits,

&c.--shapeless masses of masonry or brickwork, with a brass cock

stuck in each side, or mayhap the said brass cock protruding from a

common wall.

The French are an ingenious people, and contrive a thousand

curious, uncommon, and often admirable devices for opening people’s

purses, instead of sticking to the unvaried, dismal chant of our

beggars--although “_Pour l’amour de Dieu_” is not uncommon here.

Our wretches drive one away, but the gentlemen of whom I speak

grasp, retain, and even squeeze their auditors as one would a

lemon. Nor do they always assume the repulsive rags, &c., which

our beggars think so essential to obtain their end. An instance

of this I frequently meet on the Boulevard St Martin--an elderly

man, of a grave physiognomy, well featured, and of rather a genteel

appearance, clad in garments somewhat seedy, though fashionably cut.

This man I stumbled on to-day at the corner of the Rue du Temple

lecturing on moral philosophy. Like the Turk, he had a numerous and

attentive audience, but, generally speaking, composed of a better

description of people. To a clear, sonorous voice, he added a

manner demonstrative without being dogmatic, and persuasive without

betraying doubt of his own powers. He defined the motives and rules

of human actions, and showed that these rules are immutable--that we

cannot violate them with impunity. He then went at some length into

the morals of the ancients, touched on the doctrine of expediency,

on the desire of distinction, ambition, &c., and very naturally,

though cautiously, introduced as an illustration Napoleon. No one

could mistake the sensation produced by this magic name--a sensation

which, having produced, he proceeded to neutralise by gradually

slipping into the connection between religion and morality. I left

him explaining the insufficiency of natural religion, &c. Although

this man does not beg, there is no doubt he makes a good trade of

preaching; numerous were the offerings silently put into his hand

and quietly pocketed without once interrupting the thread of his

discourse. Another actor of the same description is a man who usually

frequents the northern entrance of the Passage Feydeau: an immense

power of grimace, and amazing execution on the violin, are the means

by which he gains his daily bread. Clad in an old threadbare frock,

that once was brown, with a pair of enormous spectacles riding

astride on his prominent nose, he takes his stand on the steps at

the entrance of the passage. Heels close together, body drawn up at

attention, and with his gaze directed upwards at the window of the

fourth storey of the opposite house, he appears perfectly unconscious

of the presence of the admiring crowd assembled round him, whilst

he executes with astonishing justness, feeling, and rapidity, the

most difficult passages from some of the favourite composers of the

day--distorting his face all the time in a manner so wonderfully

ludicrous that his really excellent music is almost drowned by the

uncontrollable laughter of the surrounding multitude. These are some

of the many means employed in this gay metropolis for extracting

coin out of the pockets of their fellow-men. Gay, however, as it is,

misery exists here as well as elsewhere, and I shudder even now at

the harrowing tale Bell told me this morning of suicide, to which

he was witness a day or two ago. Passing through the Place Vendome,

he observed several people looking anxiously up at the Column of

Austerlitz, and naturally turning his eyes in the same direction,

beheld a man in the act of climbing over the rails of the gallery,

having effected which, he deliberately lowered himself down until he

hung suspended by the arms over the frightful depth below. In this

position he remained a few seconds, perhaps as if repenting him of

the rash act he was about to perpetrate; but, unable to recover the

gallery, he eventually let go his hold, and was dashed to pieces on

the pavement at the foot of the column: the very idea is harrowing!

A trait of the times, and a very striking one too, which a person

meets with at almost every step in walking about Paris, is the

announcement of the change of dynasty--from an empire to a

kingdom--exhibited in the titles of shops, _lycées_, and every other

establishment; the old word _imperiale_ slightly painted over to

make way for the more humble _royale_--_lycée royale_, &c.--which

is sometimes painted over it, but more frequently by the side of it,

leaving the former word quite legible through the thin daub of paint

laid over it. The postilions, too, are changing their imperial green

livery for the royal blue; yet this change goes on but slowly, for

we still see many of the numerous English equipages daily arriving

brought in by postilions in green livery jackets. In the palaces and

other public buildings, the letter N was abundantly introduced into

all the architectural decorations, besides the armorial bearings

of the Emperor: workmen have been some time employed effacing or

altering all these. Wherever it is possible, the obnoxious letter is

removed altogether; but where that is not the case, which happens

frequently, it is changed into an H and the numeral IV. added. These

and many other changes incident to the present state give a curious

aspect to the nation, and afford much food for speculation and

contemplation. Met my old schoolfellow Courtnay Ilbert coming out of

town, and we rode together to St Denis, where his 18-pounder brigade

is stationed. On reaching home found that M. Fauigny has been here.

Poor man! he is not likely to get much from me.

_August 9th._--Not quite well this morning, but I went to town to

meet Hitchins, and make a sight-seeing day of it. Accordingly we have

done pretty well, galloping through the Luxembourg, Les Monumens, and

wandering over almost the whole southern part of Paris. I can’t say,

however, that this has been to me a day of much interest; I prefer

a thousand times wandering about the town by myself--observing the

habits, manners, &c., of the people--to all the sight-seeing; but I

allowed Hitchins to shame me out of the idea of leaving Paris without

seeing everything. Much, however, I fear I shall have to blush for,

if that be necessary, and amongst others the theatres, not one of

which have I ever entered yet. The Luxembourg is a fine palace,

and I like its style of architecture much better than that of the

Tuileries, though it is vilely situated. The gardens are much the

same--parterres, ponds, ramparts--_voilà tout_. The great attractions

here are the Chamber of Peers, and the Galleries of Rubens, Vernet,

and of the French Raphael Le Sueur. The first I cannot bear, spite of

his beautiful colouring and well-managed _chiaro-oscuro_--allegory

is my abomination; the pictures of the second are more to my taste;

but the blue works of the French Raphael I could not appreciate.

Besides these, we saw a multitude of other masterpieces; and I was

particularly pleased at having an opportunity of seeing some by

David, of whom I have heard so much. Here disappointment awaited me,

and a glance at the “Judgment of Brutus” satisfied me--all yellow

and glare, and extravagant attitudes. Surely the human spine would

never admit of being doubled in the manner of the fainting female

introduced in the foreground of this picture--a perfect parabola. To

reach the Chamber of Peers, we passed through a grove of orange-trees

in boxes, and then mounted a very fine staircase ornamented with

statues of great men, among which two were very spirited--those of

Condorcet and of General Dessaix, said to be likenesses; I had no

idea the latter was so young. The Chamber itself is a very handsome

semicircular hall, having the President’s desk in the centre of

the chord, and those of the members round the curve. Beyond this

is the Salle de la Paix, a very handsome room, the walls of which

are covered with paintings by David, representing the victories of

Napoleon, weakly enough hid with green baize, and not allowed to be

seen.

Of the monuments I have little worth recording. Interesting specimens

there are of French sculpture of every age--all preserved by M.

Lenoir from revolutionary Vandalism. The only thing, however, that

I remember worth noticing, is the tomb of Louis XII. (I think), on

which the corpses of himself and queen soon after death are laid out:

the countenance of the king is expressive of great suffering. The

horrid truth of this sculpture, aided by the colour of the marble--so

completely that of a corpse--leads one to believe that it must by

some means have been actually copied from nature. In a little yard,

about twenty feet square, and surrounded by the high walls of the

neighbouring houses, stands the Paraclete. Its situation is a sad

drawback to the interest one might otherwise take in this specimen

of ancient architecture, for in the history of the Castrato and his

love I can take none. In wandering about the town, amongst other

places we stumbled upon were the poultry or game market, and that

of flowers--two opposite extremes. The first is a very handsome

building on the Quai des Grand Augustins, and this being one of the

days on which the game, &c., arrives, the quantity was prodigious;

but the smell was more than we could stand, and obliged us to a very

precipitate retreat; so, crossing to the Cité, we rambled on, and

quite by accident found ourselves in the empire of Flora, redolent of

mignonette and a thousand other odoriferous plants, and presenting

a _coup d’œil_ not to be excelled: hortensias and camellias appeared

quite common. The Parisian flower-sellers are adepts in making up

nosegays, and, I believe, understand using them as the language of

love like the Turks. Tired with our walk, we returned to Hardi’s,

where, having made an excellent dinner, we separated; and here I am

half asleep recording the day.

_Sunday, 13th._--I have been idle as to writing since Wednesday, but

not so otherwise, having been every day in town; in the mean time,

domestic transactions require some notice. Our vineyards are blessed

this year with a most extraordinary crop of grapes, to secure which

from marauders I have acceded to M. Bonnemain’s petition in behalf

of the villagers, and established a regular patrol of our men--a

precaution certainly most necessary, seeing what neighbours we have:

at Pierrefitte the waggon-train; on the other side, bivouacking

along the chaussée from Garges to St Denis, Jones’s corps of Belgian

waggoners, five hundred in number, men totally unacquainted with the

restraints of military discipline, with full leisure to meditate

mischief, and most persevering foragers for their horses, which

are their own private property; in our rear, at Garges, &c., are

our savage and lawless friends of Nassau, and some Belgians. So

surrounded, vigilance becomes absolutely necessary, not only for

the sake of our villagers, but also for our own; and nothing has

gained their affections, or united us more, than the establishment

of this patrol, especially since it has taken some prisoners. The

other day the _garde champêtre_ detected soldiers stealing along

amongst the vines, but not daring to go near them himself, hurried

into the village and reported it to the sergeant-major, Oliphant,

who lost no time in despatching a corporal and four mounted gunners

in pursuit. The fellows were soon taken and brought in triumph to my

house, the _garde champêtre_ stalking at the head of the procession

in his cocked-hat and broad _bandoulière_, prisoners between the

escort--M. le Maire and some twenty peasants, making more noise with

their _sabots_ than the iron hoofs of the horses, bringing up the

rear. The unfortunates were Belgians, quite lads, so I held a sort of

court-baron in my yard, and upon their expressing great contrition,

and begging a thousand pardons, at M. Bonnemain’s request I forgave

them, but sent the escort to see them home to Garges, whence they

came. The effect on the villagers has been very good--they have all

become the most kindly obliging creatures possible, and our men are

as thick as brothers with them; I trust this harmony may continue. I

have likewise another source of amusement, which makes my residence

here more agreeable--I have hired a very good violin, and bought some

music. The offhanded liberal manner in which Madame Duhan informed

me of the hire, and allowed me to take away the instrument, stranger

as I was to her, without any security, surprised me much. I rather

think none of our musicsellers in London would lend even their worst

instrument to a Frenchman in the same manner. On Thursday last I

went to see the Bibliothèque Royale, a magnificent establishment,

and where I passed a most delightful morning; it is in the Hotel de

Colbert, Rue de Richelieu, from which street the main entrance opens

into a square court surrounded by the building, and having in its

centre a naked statue of Diana in bronze, of fine execution, but in

my opinion misplaced here.

The library occupies two entire and part of a third side of the

quadrangle (about 300,000 volumes), and is on the most liberal

footing. Any well-dressed person is freely admitted, and may range

about unobstructed; but he must touch nothing. Chairs, tables, pens,

and ink, are there for those who wish to write, and servants, in

rich liveries of blue and silver lace, are in attendance to furnish

the books required. These people are positively forbidden to accept

anything from the visitors; and yet no one can be more obligingly

attentive. In the Cabinet des Medailles are many curiosities;

amongst the most interesting, I thought, were the iron chair of King

Dagobert, and a silver disc found in the Rhone, and supposed to have

been the shield of Scipio--I don’t know why. Two enormous globes,

more than 12 feet in diameter, are mounted on the ground-floor, and

circular apertures have been opened in the floor above to admit part

of their circumference through it. The fourth side of the quadrangle

is a most delightful lounge; it is the Cabinet des Gravures. In

this are preserved specimens of the works of every artist of every

nation--from the most ancient period down to the present. The

collection is immense, and is the constant resort of all the artists

of the capital, and a crowd of picture-loving people. I could pass

whole days there, so interesting is the collection, and so great the

facility of using it. This place occupied my morning so completely

that I had barely time to get my _potage à la julienne_, &c., and

come home before dark.

_Friday._--It sounds oddly to an English ear, smuggling into a town

from the country; but the free circulation that exists throughout our

country is unknown here. Everything is examined at the _barrière_.

What would our farmers and their wives say if they were liable to

be stopped at the gate of every principal town, and their loads of

hay, or baskets of eggs, &c., submitted to the scrutiny of excisemen?

Several loads of hay preceded me this morning as I rode through the

Faubourg St Denis. At the _barrière_ the column was halted, and as

the passage was blocked up, I was obliged to wait patiently and see

every load as it passed in succession probed through and through by

the officers with long iron skewers, to ascertain that nothing was

concealed amongst the hay. The signs exhibited by the various shops

in Paris are often quaint and amusing. A description of them would

fill a volume. The one which calls forth this remark struck me as

I entered the Palais Royal this morning from the Rue Vivienne. I

don’t well know how to designate the sort of shop which exhibits

the sign of the “Gourmand;” they are numerous in this part of the

town, and I think more nearly resemble our Italian warehouse than

any other. Here is to be procured every dainty that can stimulate

the palate--pickles, preserves, hams, tongues, hung-beef, cheese,

dried fruits, nuts of all sorts, sauces, dried and cured fish,--in

short, everything. The _enseigne_ of this shop represents a fat

greedy-looking fellow seated at a table, under which his legs are

spread out. The table is covered with every kind of dainty, which,

whilst discussing a large salmon, he is eagerly devouring with

the eyes. If the Boulevard is amusing for the life and movement

it exhibits, so is the Palais Royal in a high degree, and to the

charms of the former it adds that of an endless variety of rich and

beautiful articles of dress, _vertu_, and a number of others, which

employ me incessantly at the windows. The display of elegant little

toys in Bobon’s window is scarcely to be surpassed--such little

beauties of watches,[25] not larger than half-a-crown, cases most

tastefully chased and set in rich pearls; in other shops rich and

elegant shawls, _fichus_, and silks, of the most splendid colours;

then jewellery, so much taste combined with costliness; then cutlery

and works in steel, &c. &c.; and not the least amusing, the numerous

cafés or restaurants. The crowd under the arcades is as varied as

it is immense. If, on entering from Rue Vivienne, one turns to the

right, not many paces in that direction will bring him in front of

the favourite haunt of Austrian and Prussian officers. It resembles

a great conservatory, being all glass, and is in the garden, not

in the house, whence every refreshment has to be brought across

the piazza. About 2 or 3 every afternoon this is crowded, and it

then reminds me of a glass bee-hive, from the busy stir within, and

the facility of observing this from without. The celebrated Café

aux Milles Colonnes is not far off, up-stairs about half-way down

the next branch. I lounged up to it and was disappointed. A decent

_salle_ enough, which, being everywhere panelled with mirrors, the

green marble columns are reflected so repeatedly as to give some

colour to the appellation assumed by the establishment. There are

several rooms; but whether the place is only frequented at night

on certain days, or that something _fâcheux_ had occurred, I know

not--certain it was not in a state to receive company, wherefore

I made no further advance than to the door, and having peeped in,

wheeled down-stairs again. Amongst other curiosities of Paris I have

often stood and contemplated the air of importance and grave bustle

of an establishment unknown to us in London, where the operation in

question is performed in a very modest manner in the public streets.

This morning I walked into the shop of a fashionable _décrotteur_,

that I might see more perfectly all the detail of this most useful

business. The _salon_, a large room, was lighted by numerous windows

near the ceiling (these, like other artists, affecting a preference

for light coming from above: thus I have seen many receiving it

through skylights). The handsomest establishment of this kind is

in the Passage des Panoramas. A certain degree of taste, too, was

visible in the decorations and arrangement of several large mirrors

(mirrors are indispensable to a Frenchman). A sort of divan, a few

feet broad, extended nearly round the apartment, on which were many

gentlemen seated on chairs, gravely reading the daily papers; whilst

one foot, raised on a sort of iron resembling the scraper at a door,

was being operated on by a journeyman _décrotteur_, who rubbed and

polished away with most admirable despatch and dexterity. In the

middle of the room stood the master-spirit, superintending the

active operations of his myrmidons, receiving the acknowledgment for

services performed, ushering the one out of the shop and the other

up to the divans, conversing with the newly-arrived aspirants, and

doing the amiable everywhere. A good-looking, well-dressed man this

master-shoeblack, who might easily be mistaken for a minister.

Disappointment awaits the man who, having read or heard the French

account of any place in France or the French dominions, expects to

find it realised, or even nearly so. With them all is exaggeration

and bombast; even the accounts of their most respectable and

veracious writers, in all matters relating to France or the French,

must be received _cum grano salis_. Disappointment certainly was

mine after reading and hearing so much of the several gardens (as

Frascatin, Tivoli, the Jardins Turc and du Prince) when I turned

into the latter of these two celebrated places in the Boulevard

du Temple. Certes, I took it _en déshabillé_, for the evening and

by lamp-light is its hour of triumph, and then I am here always.

The guide-book speaks of “un jardin agréable.” What did I find?

Certainly no garden--a yard (gravelled) divided by hedges (such

ones as may be expected in a town) into several compartments, in

which are a few boxes; one side bounded by the _salle_, with its

usual accompaniments--the others, by gables or back walls of the

neighbouring houses; figure irregular, and space very confined.

Having nothing fixed for Friday, I made a wandering day of it.

Up one gloomy street, down another; at last found myself in the

Place des Innocens, in which is held the principal vegetable-market

of Paris. The Place is large but gloomy; houses very high, of a

dark-coloured stone, and in the usual French style, windows open,

and exhibiting all the variety of clothes hanging to dry, flowers,

rich curtains and common ones, &c. &c., incident to buildings

inhabited by so many different families. The area presented a

varied, characteristic, and moreover an interesting picture. The

whole space was covered with large umbrellas, fixed upright over

the different tables, &c., the convex surfaces of which, of all the

hues of the rainbow (pink predominating), reminded me strongly of

the _testudo_ of the ancients. Amidst these arose, to the height

of some forty or fifty feet, the noble Fontaine des Innocens, with

its fine _nappes d’eau_. Not only the Marché itself, but the Rue de

la Ferronnerie, and several adjacent ones, seem quite the focus of

business, such stir and bustle do they present. The profusion of

fruits and vegetables in this market is remarkable, more particularly

when it is remembered that not only Paris itself, but also the whole

neighbouring country, is occupied by countless hosts of foreigners.

The old ladies, seated under their immense umbrellas (formed

generally of alternate pink and white breadths), or stumping about

in their _sabots_, give a very animated air to this scene, which,

however, is rendered less pleasing from the overpowering smell of

decayed and decaying vegetable matter profusely strewed over the

pavement. It is an amusing place this Marché, and although only now

mentioned, I have visited it more than once. Besides this, there are

numerous other markets in different parts of the town, the neatest

of which, and one that I always have pleasure in passing through,

because always clean, is the Marché des Jacobins, off the Rue St

Honoré, and not far from the Place Vendome. Speaking of these markets

reminds me of the Abattoir de Montmartre, which I frequently pass

in my way in or out of town, one of several buildings in different

quarters destined for the slaughter of cattle--a most excellent

arrangement, since the blood and filth which usually pollute the

kennels in the neighbourhood of our slaughter-houses, the disgusting

stench arising from them, and the consequent deterioration and

unhealthiness of the surrounding atmosphere, are completely obviated.

Yesterday (Saturday) I devoted to another visit to the Louvre and

its interesting collections. What crowds of English and other

foreigners! The gallery of pictures exhibits just now a new

feature--French and other artists, with their easels, &c., busily

employed copying many of the pictures of which they are soon to be

deprived. Among them, working with the utmost composure, were two

or three women. But women mix themselves up in every transaction in

this country--even in war, as has been illustrated in the formation

of our Amazonian battalion at Stain. Somehow or another the statues

have more attraction for me than the pictures. The _salles_ are

less crowded than the gallery, consequently one is quieter and more

at liberty to contemplate these admirable sculptures at leisure.

The naming of these, however, appears to me very gratuitous, and I

much doubt whether one half of those in the catalogues are properly

designated. Faun is a very vague term. What absorbing reflections

arise in the mind whilst wandering amongst this collection of cold

marble stones! Even when, as has happened occasionally, I have

been the only individual in the vast apartment, it has been hard

to fancy myself alone, so surrounded by beauteous forms, amongst

which such perfect harmony of expression reigns--not an attitude

or gesture amongst them but what is ease and elegance; nothing

constrained, nothing proud, forced, or unnatural; in all, passion,

emotion, repose and tranquillity, love, anger, joy, sorrow--all, all

expressed by these marble stones in language not to be misunderstood.

How powerful is the imagination! These forms address themselves

peculiarly to it. Some excite a train of thought associated

intimately, I might say inseparably, with historical recollections;

others, again, are associated with sensations of voluptuousness,

which, however repressed, cannot be excluded entirely--beautiful

rounded forms associated with our sense of feeling, and conveying to

the too ready imagination ideas of softness and elasticity. How much

more we should appreciate these splendid specimens of human skill and

conception, could we contemplate them separately and alone, instead

of thus jumbled together and in public. In the Salle d’Apollon,

however, I think this inimitable statue rather favoured by his

company, amongst which are several Egyptian statues, the constrained

positions of which--knees pressed together, arms hanging straight

down by the side, stiff draperies, and angular ornaments--contrast

strikingly with the elegant contour and graceful attitude of this

masterpiece by an unknown hand. In this same _salle_ are two chairs

in beautiful _rouge_ antique, both of them found in the Roman baths,

and said to have been used in the middle ages at the inauguration of

the Popes. Pius VI. restored them to the Museum of the Vatican as

antiques, and thence they came here.

I cannot admire the coloured walls of these _salles_: there is

something in them that does not accord with the severity of statuary,

and it struck me that one uniform tint, perhaps maroon, would

considerably enhance the _éclat_ of these fine statues. Nor do I

admire these imitations of nature being perched upon pedestals: were

the Venus, for instance, placed on the floor, or on a low platform

as the Apollo is, I think it would add considerably to her interest.

Every visit to this splendid collection adds to my wonder and

admiration, and I returned yesterday evening with my mind full of

enthusiasm for the science which could so nobly conceive, and the art

which could so skilfully execute, these exquisite productions of the

chisel.

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