CHAPTER XX.

_Sunday, July 22d._--This is the first time I have been sufficiently

settled and quiet to sit down to write since the evening of the

17th, my last at Colombes--dear Colombes! The intervening space has

not been passed in idleness. On the morning of the 18th I was fully

occupied in giving over my troop and stores to Major Wilmot, who

takes possession also of my charming apartment, and Mademoiselle

Ernestine gets a new neighbour. After an earlier dinner than usual,

Hitchins accompanied me to St Denis; my servants and horses started

in the morning. At St Denis I could gain no immediate and distinct

information. Some of Ross’s non-commissioned officers whom I met with

said they thought the troop must have halted in Stain. I shuddered at

the very name of the place; it was the worst I had anticipated. As

Hitchins knew the desolation of Stain, and the utter impossibility

of my giving him a bed, even if I could get one myself, he took his

leave, and I proceeded thitherward alone. It was with a heavy heart

that I traversed the once rich crops of grain, now trodden into mud

by having been the bivouac of our troops, and still heavier that I

rode through the dismal street of the ruined village. I soon met some

of the gunners, who confirmed my worst fears--viz., that the troop

actually was stationed here. The officers were living and messing

in a house close to the church, and opposite the _grille_ of the

great chateau; and thither I repaired, and found them accordingly

sitting at their wine. My servants had been here some time, and

had taken possession of the Petit chateau, already mentioned. The

house I found my officers in belongs to the Sœurs de la Charité.

I was sensibly struck on entering it at the contrast with my

villa at Colombes; mean, gloomy, dirty, and scarce an article of

furniture in it, and what there was, of the poorest description.

To counterbalance all this, it is the only house in the place (at

least so they thought then) that has any glass in the windows, and

how it escaped is extraordinary. They were seated in a dismal room,

very low, and having a very disagreeable odour, overpowering even

that of the dinner, in which the flavour of onions predominated.

After introducing myself, and drinking a glass or two of wine, as

the daylight began to fail I set off to inspect my new quarters. The

appearance of this in its best days would not have been pleasing

after Colombes; but now, forlorn, deserted, plundered! The handsome

furniture which had once adorned it, mutilated and torn to pieces,

was yet fresh when last I saw it; the fragments retained their paint

or gilding, the mahogany its varnish; the tatters of silk fringe and

curtains, scattered over the lawns and walks, or hanging from the

branches in the shrubberies, yet retained their colour in all its

freshness: now, after having been drenched by rain, and bleached

in the sun and wind, all remains of former beauty were gone--all

associations with splendour and magnificence vanished; they conveyed

to the mind no feeling but that of squalidness and wretchedness.

Amidst all this I entered the house. There things looked even worse.

The winds of heaven had freely coursed through the paneless windows,

the rain had inundated the floors, decay had already commenced,

and the place looked as if it had been years deserted. Chilly,

comfortless, and wretched, the floors still covered with fragments of

glass, which, crunching under one’s feet, added not a little to the

misery of the scene, still further enhanced by a most gloomy evening,

and the dismal sound of the wind through the branches foretelling a

stormy night. At length, after wandering from room to room, always

finding one worse than the last, the approaching darkness obliged

me to decide quickly, so I pitched upon a large one, with a recess

for a bed, where I could at least be at some distance from the

windows. My men had already made themselves tolerably comfortable in

the stable, and I now summoned all hands to make me so too. Brooms

were speedily made by stripping the branches from some acacias or

laburnums in the courtyard, and all the rubbish and broken glass

swept out of the window; candles were procured from the mess, my bed

made in the recess upon a bedstead, nearly sound--the place began to

look a little better, and I a little more cheerful. Though not so

luxuriously, yet I slept as soundly as ever at Colombes, _malgré_ the

forlorn feeling that crept over me as I fell into unconsciousness at

the idea of being the only person in the great rambling mansion, with

doors and windows all open, and admittance free to whomsoever might

come.

My gloominess had construed the sighing of the wind among the foliage

into a presage of rain and storm. Neither came; and the next morning

I was awakened by the sun streaming full in my face, the carol of

birds innumerable, and the soft, balmy, yet fresh air of a most

lovely morning. As our mess-breakfast was not very early, I jumped up

determined on a thorough examination of the whole village, in hopes

of finding something better than the Petit chateau. After looking

into several, all equally miserable, I found the one where I ought

to have begun, the only one habitable. It was only across the road,

shut in by high walls, overtopped by acacias. This house had escaped

the observation of others as it had mine; and, strange to say, had

scarcely been visited by the spoiler. All the windows were perfect,

and the only injury visible on the premises was the breaking to

pieces of a number of paltry plaster Cupidons and their pedestals,

that had erst disfigured the garden. I took possession immediately,

and here I sit in my cabinet about to give a description of it. The

house is tall and narrow--four storeys counting the ground-floor

to the front, and three towards the garden, which is higher than

the court. The ground-floor consists of stables, wood-houses, &c.,

opening on this court, which is planted with acacias and shut in

from the village by a high wall with great close gates. On the

next (or garden ground-floor), is the only decent-sized room in the

whole house: all the rest are divided into those useless little

cabinets of which the French seem so fond, many of them with glass

doors. All the rooms have the abominable brick or tile floors so

common here: however, all the windows are sound, which is the grand

object. I have chosen the floor above the garden--that is, third

from the court--where I have a narrow slip, with glass door at one

end and window at the other, the view from which certainly does not

rival that at Colombes, for it is bounded by the four high walls

of my garden; another piece, with a recess in it, serves me for

a bedroom, and into these two I have collected all the furniture

remaining in the house, which is but little, and that of the meanest

description--a few clumsy, old-fashioned chairs, and a table or

two. One of the former is a curious article: the seat lifts up, and

behold a _bidet_; the top of the thick back has two or three little

boxes in it for holding soap or what not. My three domestics occupy

the floor below me, and are next the animals. The garden, which

rises in a gentle slope from the house, is a long narrow strip,

neatly laid out and abundantly stocked with flowers, vegetables,

and fine fruit--particularly grapes, plums, and peaches, &c. The

whole is the property of two old maids, Les Demoiselles Delcambre,

Marchandes des Modes, who, on the approach of the Allies, removed all

the furniture worth removal, and left the place in charge of an old

Flemish servant--a virgin, like themselves. Mademoiselle Rose, as

she is called in the village (and I should have mentioned that most,

if not all, the peasantry have returned, and that only the chateaux

and country seats of the citizens remain unoccupied)--Mademoiselle

Rose is a character. Strong in the confidence of her want of charms,

she is said to have remained faithful to her charge,[19] even when

the Prussians entered and plundered the village, and thereby, the

villagers assure me, saved her mistress’s property when all else

was destroyed. A short, squat figure, clad in coarse black frieze,

a face of the ugliest, set off by a pair of black mustaches fit for

a hussar, which gives her a fierce and masculine aspect, like the

dragon of the Hesperides, for she performs the part of watching

the fruit most unremittingly. The moment I enter the garden she

skulks after me; and on looking about I am sure to detect her ugly

phiz watching my movements from behind some bush, not presuming,

however, to interfere. More than once I have noticed the sudden

disappearance of fruit from some particular tree; and William tells

me that Mademoiselle Rose strips the trees at night and sends the

fruit to Paris. I should suspect my own people, only that they would

not take it in such quantities. This, however, is not of any great

consequence, since we have several other well-stocked gardens in the

village from whence to help ones self without trespassing on those

attached to the officers’ houses, which are, of course, considered

as private property. There are, _par exemple_, the chateau belonging

to Jerome Buonaparte; the Petit chateau to M. Domer, who, I believe,

is something in the Admiralty; another large handsome chateau, with

very extensive, well-kept gardens, to Admiral le Comte Rosilly; a

very pretty villa, garden, &c., the property of some rich shopkeeper;

and several little boxes of minor importance. The village itself

may be said to consist of two streets, short, and neither of them

continuous. It is situated on a dead flat, consequently has no other

beauty to boast of than what it derives from the foliage of the trees

in the grounds of the chateaux, &c. The fields about it are corn and

vines--principally the latter, I think.

It was at first certainly rather a nuisance changing from

Colombes, though I have already got pretty well accustomed to

the new situation. The difference was not only in the style of

my lodging, beauty of the surrounding country, &c. &c., but also

most particularly in our living. Instead of the comfortable,

well-served table, and excellent wine of M. Ferdinand, and the new

milk, nice fresh butter, and new-laid eggs--produce of my dairy

and poultry-yard--here we daily sit down to miserably-cooked soup

and _bouilli_, made of ration-beef, and a bad steak of the same,

served in ill-cleaned tin (canteen) dishes. Vegetables, to be sure,

we have in abundance. Then for wine, we have some very poor stuff,

which Ambrose (my surgeon) bought somewhere in Paris, and, from not

understanding French, got cheated. At home here I have managed to

get up a breakfast, though a poor one; the bread is so abominably

sour, and the butter so cheesy. Nor have I been able to dispose of

my time in the same agreeable manner as at Colombes; for between the

constant attention my wretched troop requires, and the plague of

the villagers, I have but little left for amusement. The former of

these, the troop, I have quieted a little, by giving one of them a

severe flogging; but its disorganised state may be guessed at, when

it is known that the payment (contrary to our regulations) is in the

hands of the sergeant-major, and that my predecessor, poor Bean, died

in debt to this man at least £300. Of course everything was winked at.

The villagers (unlike those of Colombes, who have never been

disturbed), after being scared from their dwellings by our advance,

have returned to them, only to find everything ruined and destroyed.

Of course they are not in charity with us, and full of complaining.

This is all brought to me by the Maire, who pays me a regular visit

every morning, and frequently in the evening also, waylaying me,

besides, whenever I go from home. The Duke’s system of discipline is

well known, and these people seem disposed to take every advantage

of it, fair and unfair. One complains of our occupying his house

and stables, another of his field being mowed, another of something

else, and so on. It is inconceivable that a conquered people, and a

people whose armies have shown no forbearance in foreign countries,

should thus dare lift up their voice and complain that the conqueror

disturbs them, and puts them to some inconvenience. So it is! If

I attended to one half the complaints brought before me, we should

soon be turned out of the place altogether. The very morning after

my arrival, M. Bonnemain (Maire, &c.) called, and was introduced--a

dry, thin, old man, rather above the middle height, in a suit of

rusty-brown clothes, snuff-box in one hand eternally, and the other

gesticulating in aid of his drawling voice and interminable oratory.

After the introductory bow, he commenced by welcoming me to Stain,

eulogised the village and villagers, expressed his satisfaction at

my appointment, having already heard of my high character as an

officer; under the command _d’un tel_ Monsieur, everything must go

on in the happiest manner possible. Then followed butter, thickly

laid on, after which he cautiously and dexterously introduced his

business, no doubt guessing that, having placed me on so elevated a

pinnacle, I should be more cautious of a fall. “Mais, Monsieur le

Commandant,” he continued, “nous sommes des pauvres malheureux, pour

nous tout est perdu--tout abimé, &c.;” and so he went on expressing

his confidence in the justice of M. le Commandant, and that he

would not oppress the poor. Then followed a long--very long--story

about a worthy industrious man, with a large family, whose house

was occupied by our men, and stables by our horses, and a request

that I might have the goodness to relieve this unfortunate family

from so oppressive a burden. He had not reckoned without his host:

Monsieur le Commandant swallowed some, at least, of the dose; was

softened; the quartermaster is called, and orders given that the

detachment should be removed from the farm in question. Monsieur le

Maire is still more profuse in bows and compliments, amidst which

he retired, to my great satisfaction, for I was tired of him. The

next day Monsieur le Maire again appeared, and in similar manner

pleaded the cause of another excellent _malheureux_, whose crop

of oats our people were cutting. Again he was successful; but as

Monsieur le Commissary-General had begged us to supply ourselves

in this manner from the fields, I requested Monsieur le Maire to

point out how we might do so with the least possible injury to

the inhabitants. He did so, and I gave the necessary orders for

confining our foraging parties to the fields indicated, and to avoid

unnecessary waste. Again Monsieur Bonnemain is announced; but this

time he came accompanied by a genteel but rather important-looking

personage, just arrived in a handsome cabriolet, whom Monsieur le

Maire introduces as the postmaster of St Denis. They are somebody

these postmasters. An exordium of a most complimentary character

ushered in, as usual, a complaint, or rather a protest, against

our cutting this gentleman’s oats. Monsieur le Maître des Postes

condescended (and he made the condescension evident) to inform me

that he farmed the land in question at an exorbitant rent; that the

produce was absolutely requisite to enable him to fulfil his contract

with Government; that he should suffer much inconvenience from our

depredations; and that, the public business of the Government being

thus obstructed (with a most ominous shrug and extension of both

hands), it was impossible to answer for the consequences. Hereupon

the great man, with an air of perfect indifference, turned his back

on me, and began asking trifling questions of some villagers who had

flocked in to witness the negotiation. My answer was very brief:

“Monsieur le Maire had himself designated the fields we were to cut.”

(Here a most portentous glance was shot by Monsieur le Maître at

Monsieur le Maire.) “That if the public suffered in the business of

posting, it was of infinitely less consequence than that any part

of the British army should become inefficient for want of forage.

As, in the present case, somebody must suffer, it were better that

the burden should fall on those best able to afford it.” Monsieur

le Maître then shifted his ground somewhat, complaining of the

waste committed by our foragers, who, he said, trampled down more

than they cut. I promised this, if found to be the case, should be

remedied, for our own sakes; and, at his request, that one particular

non-commissioned officer should superintend the foraging. Monsieur,

finding he could get no more, bade me adieu with more politeness

than he had condescended to use on our first meeting, mounted his

cabriolet amidst bows of the assembled peasantry, and drove off. This

fellow’s opposition has not been without consequences. My villagers

have become more bold, and even begin to draw up petitions to the

Duke. Some of these have already been sent to me, with an intimation

that I must not oppress the inhabitants unless it be unavoidable.

This happens to be the case--therefore I have taken no notice of them.

_July 25th._--Yesterday our army (British only) was reviewed by their

Imperial and Royal Majesties. I marched early, as the line was to

be formed by 9 o’clock. After passing through St Denis, we took the

great road to the right by St Ouen, and came on the Neuilly road

just above the village, where we formed, being on the left of the

whole, except the 18-pounder brigades. Ross and Bull’s troops were

on my right. We had a long and tedious wait; and as the day was very

hot, it was no small treat to discover that an apothecary hard by had

some excellent raspberry vinegar, which, I think, we exhausted. At

length the approach of the sovereigns was announced, and they came

preceded and followed by a most numerous and brilliant _cortège_,

in which figured, perhaps, some of almost every arm of every army

in Europe. It was a splendid and most interesting sight. First came

the Emperor Alexander and the King of Prussia, in their respective

green and blue uniforms, riding together--the former, as usual, all

smiles; the latter taciturn and melancholy. A little in their rear

followed the Austrian Emperor, in a white uniform, turned up with

red, but quite plain--a thin, dried-up, thread-paper of a man, not of

the most distinguished bearing; his lean brown visage, however, bore

an expression of kindness and _bonhommie_, which folk say his true

character in no way belies. They passed along, scanning our people

with evident interest and curiosity; and in passing me (as they did

to every commanding officer), pulled off their hats, and saluted me

with most gracious smiles. I wonder if they do the same to their

own. Until yesterday I had not seen any British infantry under arms

since the evening the troops from America arrived at Garges, and, in

the mean time, have constantly seen corps of foreign infantry. These

are all uncommonly well dressed in new clothes, smartly made, setting

the men off to the greatest advantage--add to which their _coiffure_

of high broad-topped shakos, or enormous caps of bear-skin. Our

infantry--indeed, our whole army--appeared at the review in the same

clothes in which they had marched, slept, and fought for months. The

colour had faded to a dusky brick-dust hue; their coats, originally

not very smartly made, had acquired by constant wearing that loose

easy set so characteristic of old clothes, comfortable to the wearer,

but not calculated to add grace to his appearance. _Pour surcroit

de laideur_, their cap is perhaps the meanest, ugliest thing ever

invented. From all these causes it arose that our infantry appeared

to the utmost disadvantage--dirty, shabby, mean, and very small.

Some such impression was, I fear, made on the sovereigns, for a

report has reached us this morning, that they remarked to the Duke

what very small men the English were. “Ay,” replied our noble chief,

“they are small; but your Majesties will find none who fight so

well.” I wonder if this is true. However small our men and mean

their appearance, yet it was evident that they were objects of

intense interest, from the immense time and close scrutiny of the

inspection. At length they finished, and, taking their stand in the

Place Louis Quinze, we marched past in column of division. The crowd

assembled to witness this exceeded anything I had ever before seen.

Not only were the people packed as thick as they could stand in the

area itself, but the buildings of the Garde Meuble, the ramparts of

the Tuileries, even the roof of the Hotel Bourbon over the river,

were all crowded--windows, roofs, and every cornice that could hold

human beings. After passing, we took our route along the Rue Royale,

Boulevard and Rue Poissonnière, starting off at a good trot, and got

home about 6 o’clock. In St Denis I met Captain Gaffon and the little

doctor of the Brunswick Hussars, neither of whom I had seen since we

were in barracks together at Woodbridge. The meeting really seemed

to please them, as they had heard I was killed at Waterloo. It seems

somebody is determined I did or ought to have died. One of our people

told me the other day, that the day after the battle a staff-officer

had shown him my name in a list as dangerously wounded. And during

the retreat of the 17th, whilst I was with the cavalry at Jemappes,

one of the Blues who overtook my troop on the road told them that

I was killed, for he had himself seen me cut down by a French

dragoon--_Cependant me voici!_

_July 30th._--More trouble, more complaints. Another memorial to the

Duke from my subjects, complaining of cutting their oats. This I have

very easily disposed of; but lo! here is a more formidable adversary

to deal with--no less than M. le Marquis de Livry, _rentier_ or

_propriétaire_ of the gambling _salons_ in the Palais Royal, and, as

such, a man of immense influence. He has property in this commune,

and a _bergerie_ in the village, where he keeps a flock of merinos.

The sheep being absent when the troop arrived, the _bergerie_ was

converted into a stable; but having lately returned, under their

shepherd, part of the building has been appropriated to their use.

The shepherd, a perfect Sancho Panza in person, not content with

this, has ever since been intriguing to obtain entire possession.

I have been fairly pestered to death about this _bergerie_. Almost

daily M. le Maire and M. le Berger and M. le Marquis de Livry make

their appearance at my quarters, or intercept me in the street to

tell me the same story over again, and to get the same answer.

Finding his perseverance useless, M. le Berger (no doubt assisted by

M. le Maire) draws up a very moving petition to the Duke, which M.

de Livry takes care shall be presented under proper auspices, and

behold the consequence: A positive order from his Grace to evacuate

forthwith the premises of the Marquis de Livry, and _to put up our

horses elsewhere in the best manner we can; that is, respect the

rich man’s property and oppress doubly the poor_--for we must divide

the forty horses hitherto stabled in the _bergerie_ among the poor

villagers, who already have more than is good for them. The Duke

of Wellington’s ideas of discipline, &c., are rigid--his mode of

administering it summary; but he is frequently led into acts of the

grossest injustice. A notorious instance of this I am now suffering

under, and one that makes the _bergerie_ business a mere flea-bite.

Only a few days ago, whilst sitting after dinner at our little mess,

an officer of the mounted staff corps (_gendarmerie Anglaise_) was

announced. He regretted being the bearer of disagreeable orders, &c.

&c., but Colonel Scovell, commandant of the mounted staff corps,

had directed him to show me the paper, which he produced, and to

inform me that his Grace had ordered it should be immediately

complied with. Further, that the Duke was excessively angry, and had

expressed himself very harshly on the subject; therefore Colonel

Scovell recommended me to make no remonstrance, as he could not

foresee what might be the consequence. The paper was a petition from

a certain M. Fauigny (an Italian), setting forth, I think, that he is

proprietor of the Grand chateau which has been miserably plundered;

but more particularly that the English troops now quartered in

the village have stripped the lead off the roofs, from the baths,

water-pipes, &c. &c., and sold it. This is, as nearly as I remember,

the petition. A note written with a pencil by the Duke himself on the

margin was too brief and pithy not to be remembered, and here it is,

_verbatim_: “Colonel Scovell will find out whose troop this is, and

they shall pay.--W.” I was thunderstruck at the complaint and the

decision--the one so unfounded, the other so cruelly unjust. I signed

an acknowledgment of having seen the order; and the officer took his

leave, recommending me to try and compromise with M. Fauigny, who

stated the damage at about 7000 or 8000 francs. Upon inquiry of M.

Bonnemain, he asserts that this M. Fauigny is the agent of Jerome

Buonaparte, to whom the chateau actually belongs, as we were told by

the Prussians who plundered it.

The next morning I had just ordered my horse, and was about to set

off for Paris, when William announced a gentleman who wished to see

me; and a rather genteel-looking man sailed into my little parlour

with an air of _nonchalance_ and easy familiarity quite amusing.

My friend seated himself with the utmost coolness, and drawing out

his snuffy pocket-handkerchief, displaying it--whilst he spat all

about the floor, to my utter disgust, for I had been in the act of

finishing my breakfast--informed me with a slight inclination that he

was M. Fauigny, and had called to know when it would be convenient

to settle this _leaden accompt_. Finding him already acquainted with

the Duke’s order, I was obliged to make the best of it and put him

off with excuses, which he did not seem to relish, having evidently

counted on touching the cash forthwith. However, the man behaved

like a gentleman, kept his disappointment to himself, and turning

the conversation on general subjects, proved himself a man of very

general information and a most agreeable companion. Although he would

not partake of my breakfast, he paid a very long visit; and the

moment he was gone, I set off also for Paris, and went straight to

Sir George Wood’s quarters in the Rue de Richelieu. From Sir George

I learned that the affair was much more serious than I had imagined.

The Duke is furious about it, and Sir George says my only chance

is by evading payment as long as I can, in hopes some favourable

opportunity may offer of inducing the Duke to think more leniently

on the subject; in the mean time, to make every inquiry into the

truth of the statement. Accordingly, we have been at work, and the

result is a discovery that M. Fauigny is a villain--has made a false

statement to the Duke in hopes of gaining payment from us for what

has been actually done by others, but from whom he knew nothing

could be recovered. The villagers themselves have informed me how

the thing happened, and have denounced one of their own body as the

robber, for the lead has in reality been stolen, as set forth in the

petition, only not by us.[20] M. Plé is _couvreur_ by trade, and did

precisely the same thing last year when the village was occupied by

a Russian corps, against which a charge similar to the one against

us was brought, but not with the same success. Their General did not

condemn his people unheard like the Duke of Wellington. However,

having gained this piece of intelligence, I set off to St Denis,

and stated the whole affair to the chief of the police, who smiled,

and anticipated me by himself mentioning M. Plé as a culprit and

an old acquaintance, adding that he would lose no time in sifting

the business thoroughly. A _procès verbal_ was drawn up, and I took

my departure, well pleased with the politeness and urbanity of the

French civil authorities.

Two _gens-d’armes_ were despatched to arrest M. Plé and search his

premises. A day or two afterwards, I received a note requesting my

attendance at the police the next morning at eleven o’clock. Thither

I went, and was met at the door by M. le Chef, who addressed me with

a smile and an assurance that the lead was secured. Accordingly in

the office stood M. Plé between two sentinels, and on the floor lay

several enormous rolls of lead. This was only a part of the plunder,

the rest having already been sold. In short, with admirable dexterity

and perseverance, they followed up the business, and finally

ascertained beyond a doubt that M. Plé was the thief, both now and

last year; but although there is some suspicion of collusion between

him and M. Fauigny, nothing has been brought out that throws any

light on it. I don’t think he seems known to our villagers, as one

would suppose the agent ought to be. M. Plé is lodged in some prison

in Paris, but I have no idea what eventually will become of him.

The exposure of the affair has not in the least altered my position

with the Duke of Wellington, for none dare tell him the story; and

even Sir Edward Barnes, who kindly undertook it, met with a most

ungracious rebuff, as he himself told Sir G. Wood. Meanwhile M.

Fauigny continues to pay me an occasional visit. Sometimes I see the

scoundrel _par nécessité_, but always keep out of his way if I can.

Knowing, as he does, the Duke’s humour, he continues dunning me with

most unblushing effrontery for payment.

Were it not for these complaints, and most particularly this horrible

affair of the lead, I could be happy enough here. I am getting quite

reconciled to my house and to the village, and getting acquainted

with the people, who have pretty well put things to rights again. Old

Bonnemain I find quite manageable and very useful. Another ally has

turned up in the person of the _garde champêtre_, who has at last

ventured back and resumed the insignia of office. A very different

character this from Petit Jean of Strytem; fat, pursy, stupid,

dressed in shabby plain clothes, with a broad embroidered belt over

his shoulder, altogether looking like a rat-catcher, for which I at

first mistook him.

Moreover, to be completely on a peace-establishment, our village

church has been reopened, and mass is now regularly celebrated

there. The curé fled with the rest at our approach; but, unlike

them, has never returned to his lair, and for some time the church

remained closed. The other morning, shaving with the windows open

towards the garden, I was astonished at hearing a most stentorian

voice chanting in the church, which is not far from my garden-wall;

and as nothing does or ought to take place without my knowledge,

William was forthwith despatched to ascertain what was going on.

In a few minutes he returned accompanied by M. Bonnemain, who,

with his usual profusion of bows, commenced a most humble apology

for the step he had taken without first obtaining my permission,

which, however, he trusted would not on that account be withheld.

He had sent to Pierrefitte (a neighbouring village) and engaged M.

le Curé, a most worthy and exemplary man, to come over and “faire

la messe;” and further, provided it met the approbation of M. le

Commandant, and was no disturbance to him, he had engaged M. le Curé

to come over every morning. So we have had mass ever since, and my

morning shave is regularly accompanied by the bass, nasal chant of

M. le Curé performing _l’office_ to about a dozen old women; for,

sometimes when I have been earlier and gone in, I have never found

any other congregation. Yesterday (Sunday) it was more numerous, for

then the girls go; but I am uncharitable enough to believe only to

exhibit their finery. Even on that day very few men attended; indeed,

throughout, since we entered France, we have found religion at a very

low ebb: the churches always thinly attended, and principally by

women; the Sabbath observed, if at all, only as a holiday, apparently

totally unconnected with any religious idea; shops everywhere open;

and agricultural labours, as well as every other kind, going on as

usual, unless people choose to rest and make a holiday of it.

In looking back at this journal (if so we may term what is written

by fits and starts, as an otherwise idle day occurs), I find omitted

altogether the review of the Prussian army, which took place some

days ago in the Place Louis Quinze as usual, only in this case

the line was formed along the Boulevard, and the column entered

the place by the Rue Royale. I have neglected this so long, that

I remember few particulars of the review. The troops looked well,

their equipment appeared good, the men young, active, and well

drilled, countenances full of animation, and apparently proud of

being soldiers; cavalry well mounted, and the cuirassiers wore black

cuirasses, instead of polished ones like the French. The crowd was as

great as when we were reviewed, and the ground was kept by a parcel

of wild-looking Cossacks in blue frocks and very shabby-looking

horses and appointments--_voilà tout!_ But there was one occurrence

at that review that I shall never forget. The Cossacks were under an

old chieftain, evidently of high rank, whom I understood to be no

less a person than their Hettman Platov, besides whom several Russian

general officers rode about giving directions to the Cossacks.

It was with some difficulty that I made my way through the crowd and

gained a front place, not far from the _debouchement_ of the Rue

Royale. The only military man near me was a proud-looking Russian

officer, who, from his large epaulettes and numerous decorations,

I took to be a man of some consequence, and, from the sidelong

glances at my plain and rather shabby pelisse, somewhat annoyed at

my near neighbourhood. We were, however, knee to knee, and, _bongré

malgré_, destined to keep company, for the throng was too dense

to admit of changing place; and so, as it fluctuated backward and

forward, we were forced to advance or retire like files of the same

squadron. The Cossacks were very actively employed with their long

lances keeping us all back, but still the crowd continually pushed us

forward until we were sometimes almost in the ranks of the advancing

column. At length, tired of his ineffectual attempts at restraining

us within bounds, the Cossack who was our immediate sentry made an

angry complaint to one of the general officers, and, from pointing

our way, evidently particularised me and my neighbour. The general,

flying into a passion, first looked thunder and lightning at us, and

then, cane in air, rushed to the charge. It will readily be imagined

that the ferocious gestures meant to drive us from the field only

roused my John Bullism, and caused me to assume an air of defiance.

Not so my superb neighbour; on him it had full effect. He looked

intimidated, reined back his horse, and, turning, endeavoured to

push through the crowd and make his escape, leaving me to bear the

brunt of the attack. The general, however, knew his game; so, passing

me with a scowl which I smiled at, and a grumble which I did not

understand, he pursued my friend with uplifted cane, which every

moment I expected to see descend on his back. The scene was the most

degrading I had ever witnessed--an officer in full uniform, his

breast covered with decorations, actually bending low on his horse’s

neck and making a back to receive a caning, whilst with upturned

face his looks seemed abjectly craving mercy. I wonder what the

French thought of it. I blushed for the cloth, and most sincerely

congratulated myself on being an Englishman. The chase continued

until the discomfited hero was fairly driven from the field, when

his bully returned fuming and chafing and looking very fierce, and

apparently very much vexed at the insolent indifference with which I

purposely surveyed him.

Being on the subject of reviews, I may as well note here one that

took place yesterday, which I have just heard of, but did not see. It

seems that we have been the _rara aves_ of the day ever since our

review. The rapidity of our movements, close-wheeling, perfection

of our equipment, &c. &c., excited universal astonishment and

admiration. The consequence of this was an application to the Duke

for a closer inspection, which he most magnanimously granted, and

ordered Ross’s troop out for that purpose. They paraded in the fields

near Clichy. The reviewers, I understand, were _maréchaux de France_;

but there was also a great concourse of officers of all nations.

After the manœuvres the troop was dismounted, and a most deliberate

inspection of ammunition, and even of the men’s kits, appointments,

shoeing, construction of carriages, &c. &c., took place. I believe

they were equally astonished and pleased with what they saw, and, as

there were several among them taking notes, have no doubt that we

shall soon see improvements introduced into the Continental artillery.

Paris, and the country for leagues round, form one immense garrison.

The Prussians have their headquarters at St Cloud, where Prince

Blucher occupies the palace. Their army occupies all the country

west of Paris--Versailles, Sêvres, Bellevue, &c., and round to the

southward as far as Charenton. In Paris they occupy the arsenal,

and at first had a bivouac of infantry in the Place du Carrousel,

and of light cavalry in the Champs Elysées, both of which have since

been withdrawn and sent somewhere into quarters. They also had

infantry in bivouac in the Jardin du Luxembourg, Place Royale. I do

not know whether they are withdrawn yet or not. Our headquarters

are at the Elysée Bourbon; and our cantonments, commencing at

Suresnes, extend along both banks of the Seine to Argenteuil and St

Germain en Laye, all round the north side of Paris to the heights of

Belleville. The greater part of our cavalry is, I believe, on the

left bank of the Seine. The Life Guards, Blues, &c., are at Nanterre,

Rueil, &c.; hussars at Suresnes, Puteaux, &c., and Gardiner’s (Sir

Robert) troop of horse-artillery. This last is, I think, quartered

on the Duc de Feltre (Clerk). The 12th, and another light dragoon

regiment, at Courbevoie, in the fine barracks. Infantry at Anières,

Villeneuve, and Genevilliers. Colombes--my old troop, Bull’s,

and M’Donald’s. Bezons--the rocket-troop. Neuilly--two troops of

Hanoverian horse-artillery. St Ouen--Brunswick cavalry and infantry;

some in the village, some in bivouac. Epinay--pontoon-train.

Pierrefitte--waggon-train. St Denis--commissariat magazines, &c.,

two regiments of English infantry (64th one of them), a brigade

of 18-pounders, and Sir H. Ross’s troop[21] of horse-artillery.

Malmaison--cavalry headquarters. I think there are cavalry at Marly,

St Germain en Laye, &c. &c. Stain--my troop;[21] communication kept

open by the bridge of Neuilly, and pontoon-bridges at Argenteuil

and Anières. Clichy, Courcelles, and Villiers--the fifth division,

partly in camp, partly in quarters. Bois de Boulogne--infantry,

encamped. Passy--English artillery. Rue Poissonnière--a regiment of

English infantry in the barrack. La Chapelle--Hanoverian dragoons

and a brigade of 18-pounders. Montmartre--English infantry.

Clignancour--21st Regiment of do. Faubourg de Montmartre--English

infantry. Faubourg de Clichy--Rifles. Chaussée d’Antin--Foot Guards.

Vertus, or Aubervilliers--English infantry and Major Morrison’s

9-pounder brigade. Gonesse--English infantry and artillery.

Chenevrière--do. do. do. Luzarches, and along the line of road to

Chantilly--Belgic contingent. Dugny--Staff corps. Garges, Arnouville,

&c.--Nassau troops. Headquarters of our artillery, Rue de Richelieu.

Belleville and the neighbourhood is occupied by Russian infantry.

Abattoirs de Montmartre (the barrack at)--a regiment of cuirassiers,

in white, with black cuirasses; I think they are Russian--not sure.

Faubourg St Denis--Austrian or Hungarian infantry. The Emperor of

Austria lives on the Boulevard (I think des Italiens). The Emperor of

Russia and King of Prussia I know not where; but the Hetman Platoff

(as well as our Colonel Sir A. Fraser) lives at the Hotel du Nord,

Rue de Richelieu, where his guard of wild-looking Cossacks, with

their little shabby horses picketed in the court, furnish gape-seed

for the _badauds_, a crowd of whom are continually at the gate. It

is a singular spectacle to see the public places in town all doubly

guarded--a French and an English or Prussian sentry. When I ride into

Paris by the Barrière de Clichy, as I generally do (that way being

so much pleasanter than passing through La Chapelle and Faubourg St

Denis), I am at once amused and interested at seeing the two sentries

soberly pacing backward and forward, opposite each other, one on each

side of the street. As I draw near they simultaneously front and

pay the usual compliment (there is something piquant in receiving

a salute from a French soldier), each after his own fashion. There

they stand; on the one side a tall handsome fellow, with a fair

face and prim shopkeeper-like air, with his high fur cap and trim

uniform, almost speck and span new; the other, a shorter but more

sturdy figure, bronzed visage, and jacket of brick-dust red, marked

in various places with bivouac stains, and faded from exposure to sun

and rain, but with arms and accoutrements in far better order than

those of his smart neighbour. On first taking possession of Paris,

the Prussians posted one or two field-pieces at each of the bridges,

with a guard of infantry. These guns were kept constantly loaded, and

slow-match lighted. Latterly they have been withdrawn; but we still

have guards at every public building--such as the Louvre, Palais

Royal, &c. These are generally English.

Yesterday I made a most interesting excursion over all the scene of

last year’s battles,--the plain of St Denis, Vertus, the heights of

Belleville, Montmartre, &c. Independent of historical associations,

these heights are extremely interesting, from the fine commanding

views they afford; but particularly in a geological point of view.

Rising abruptly to the height of some hundred feet from the (almost

level) Plain de St Denis, their appearance is very remarkable as we

approach by the great northern road to La Chapelle, almost everywhere

terminating in lofty white precipices of gypsum (or sulphate of

lime)--hence called plaster of Paris. Montmartre appears once to have

been a continuation of the heights of Belleville, from the similarity

of the gypsum cliffs opposite to each other. It is now isolated,

and, with its precipitous terminations and crest covered with

windmills, forms a very remarkable object from the plain below. These

windmills are principally on the end over Clichy; towards the other

is the celebrated telegraph--known by fame to all Europe--whence

were transmitted at various periods orders for the invasion of

Italy, Austria, Russia, Prussia, and Belgium, and by which Paris

was so often roused to the boiling-point of vanity when it brought

intelligence of Jena, Wagram, &c. But _revenons à nos moutons_. The

heights are separated by a narrow gorge, in which, under the cliffs

of Montmartre, is a small hillock[22] (Mamelon), crowned by three

windmills, which appears to have been formed by detritus from above.

The dome of St Genevieve seen through this gorge gave us the first

notice of the French capital the evening we arrived at Garges.

The intermediate part of Montmartre, though not precipitous, descends

by a very rapid slope towards the plain. About midway of the descent

is the pretty village of Clignancour, the houses of which, having

their first floor on a level with the ground behind, command from

their windows and balconies a most extensive and pleasing view over

the country below, and are delightfully intermingled with shrubberies

and gardens. The descent towards Paris is less steep, and is covered

all the way with the suburb of Montmartre. The whole summit is

enclosed by Buonaparte’s celebrated, but, as it has turned out,

useless lines, erected last year for the defence of the metropolis.

Of these I need say little, as I know they are surveying by our

engineers, who will no doubt give us a detailed account of them--a

piece of slavery which I am not at all disposed to engage in. All

I can say of them is that, considering the hurried manner in which

the work has been done, they are very creditable--that they cover

all the ground in front with their fire--and that a tremendous

concentration of fire, direct and flanking, commands every important

point. They are continued partially across the gorge, the bank of the

Canal de l’Ourcq, and fully up the opposite heights of Belleville.

They may, however, be easily turned on either flank. The gorge is

occupied by the humble and uninteresting suburb of La Chapelle. The

heights of Belleville are extremely pretty, being almost covered

with a succession of cheerful and sometimes elegant villas, gardens,

shrubberies, vineyards, and the village. I envied the Russians such

pretty quarters; yet they would be just as well pleased here as

there, perhaps. From these heights I got a peep at Vincennes, with

its park, chateau, and tower, on which the Lilies of France have at

last replaced the Tricolor. The governor (_un vieux moustache_, with

one leg) refused for a long time to surrender; and the sovereigns,

out of respect for the old man, did not insist; but after a time he

grew insolent, and I understand either did or threatened to fire at

some officers who went too near his stronghold. This was too much,

and preparations were making to reduce him when he was fortunately

persuaded to surrender. Having rambled about until I had seen all

worth seeing, and got an omelet in one of the _ginguettes_, or

whatever they call them, I descended from the heights of Belleville,

and crossing the fields (all without hedges here), and the great

road to Soissons, made straight for Vertus. As far as the road to

Soissons, the number of gardens, with summer-houses perched on

one angle of the enclosing wall, thick shrubberies, and the fine

umbrageous avenue which the road itself with its quadruple rows

of elms presents, made the country interesting in spite of its

flatness; but beyond, when one comes on what may more strictly be

termed the plain of St Denis, there is no redeeming point--it is a

vast extent of monotonous corn-field, unrelieved by tree or shrub,

and only broken by the buildings of the village of Vertus and the

elevated bank of the Canal de l’Ourcq. The great road to Compiègne,

which crosses this plain from La Chapelle to St Denis, once had its

trees also; but they were cut down, I think, last year; and the

only objects one now sees along this dreary line are a mile (or a

league) stone on the left going to town, and a cross or Bon Dieu on

the right. Young trees have been planted along part of the line, but

at present they are mere sticks. Met Major Morrison in Vertus; his

9-pounder brigade is stationed there, together with a regiment of

infantry. By the way, the name of that place is Aubervilliers, or

Nôtre Dame des Vertus, but one never hears any more of its name than

the last word--so that it is Vertus _par excellence_, and all the

rest is superfluity.

I have had a long scribble this morning; so now, having jotted down

nearly everything to the present date, I have a right to go and

idle a bit with the girls. This is a lounge of which I have as yet

said nothing, because I thought it commonplace; hereafter, however,

it will be interesting to look back and see as in a picture all

that is now transacting--_allons donc!_ Through the middle of our

village runs a little sluggish rivulet, very like that at Garges.

On the banks of this, every fine day, may be seen assembled the

scraggy-necked dames and black-eyed nymphs of the village, all pretty

much alike in costume--that is, arms bare, stays loosely laced, and

petticoat of _siamoise_, with the eternal blue stockings and wooden

shoes; each has her bundle of linen, her heavy bat, and generally a

bit of board to kneel on. Here, then, kneeling in a line along the

banks of soapy waters, they laugh, chatter, and sing; whilst the bat

incessantly goes slap, slap, slap. Just where the street leading

to St Denis joins ours, in the centre of the village, a bridge of

very humble dimensions spans the stream, on the parapet of which I

have established my divan; and thither I repair to smoke my weed and

enjoy a little badinage with the fair daughters of Stain--to gain a

little information from their wrinkled mothers. Amongst our village

maidens there are several exceedingly pretty--some one or two would

be beautiful, were not their feminine _delicacy_ (perhaps the word

may be used morally as well as physically) much injured by their

being constantly employed in the fields, which cannot but make their

persons coarse. There is one exception to this, however, in Josephine

Chamont, who is really a beautifully-delicate, lady-like girl; but

then she does not go to the fields. Angélique, on the contrary,

is as fine a woman as ever I saw; she is about twenty--a perfect

Juno--tall, erect, with a beautiful countenance and splendid black

eyes; she walks like a queen. When our invasion was expected, the

women of the commune formed themselves into an amazonian regiment,

and Angélique was their sergeant-major.--But I must to the bridge.

M. Fauigny paid me a visit this morning: I did not see him.

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