CHAPTER III

GENERAL ADVICE

In preparing for camp, one of the most important questions to be

settled is the choice of companions. Nowhere will human nature be

developed as in the camp, where quarters are limited and when there is

no opportunity to get out of the way and stamp down “that ugly feeling”

that the best of us have at times. If there is a single bristle on a

man’s back it will rise on an uncomfortable rainy day in camp. If a man

is a gentleman he keeps his coat on and it bothers no one but his own

conscience; but a surly grumbler, a gourmand who _must_ have just what

he wants to eat, irrespective of how much trouble it may make, or a

selfish, lazy man, will disturb the feelings of all the rest.

And a word of advice here. Constitute one man, the best-posted and

most equal-tempered man in the party, as captain; and when a man makes

himself obnoxious and will not be reasoned with, let the captain call

assistance, if necessary, and either cool him off in the nearest lake

or quietly escort him to the nearest point of embarkation and bid him

a long farewell; at all events, remember next year that he is not

eligible for membership.

Make the party small (four is enough, three is better), for many

reasons. There is less chance for argument, crowding is avoided, and

transportation facilitated. If the party is necessarily larger, divide

it up into squads, so that the man in charge of the party may not have

all his own fun spoiled in attending to the needs of others. Make one

man paymaster and do not ask him to shoulder the whole expense of the

trip, but make an estimate of the cost and hand over your share in

advance. Then when the trip is over, cheerfully settle up, and if you

are not wholly satisfied, do not put up a kick, but swallow the dose

and remember it the next time.

More than that, always remember that life is too short to grumble or

fight, and if any campmate makes himself too obnoxious, get rid of him,

or manage to get a letter calling you home on important business. You

go to camp to get needed rest and escape the fights of a busy life,

and no man has a right to interfere with another’s pleasure; always

provided that the other party behaves like a man himself.

Now let us suppose that you have procured your outfits, selected your

camp ground, and have arrived at the place. Set to work quickly to

select a site for the tent, and get it ready for occupancy at once. All

hands take hold under the direction of your captain, and the work will

all be over in a short time. Pitch the tent and get your beds ready;

make a fireplace and get wood for a fire, so the cook will be able to

tend strictly to his cooking. If Joe or Tom grabs his rod the moment it

is taken from the conveyance, unless he is so ordered by the captain,

just insert your fingers under his coat collar and politely kick a

little sense into him.

When you get your first meals do not give way to the abnormal appetite

always generated by fresh air and exercise, but eat moderately until

you get accustomed to the changed conditions, and thus avoid a

multitude of ills. It is disgusting to a sensible man to see a campmate

gorge himself and then wake everyone in the small hours of the night

groaning with colic. A sick man in camp is a nuisance at the best, and

if the sickness is caused by the sufferer’s own fault he will hardly

get much sympathy.

Again, if you have any liquor in camp, put it in the hands of the

most level-headed man in the party, and use it only moderately. I am

not preaching a temperance lecture, but the use of liquor should be

in moderation, if used at all. When drinking, hunting and fishing go

together, the hunting and fishing get poor attention.

The first night that you are in camp will probably be destitute of many

of the conveniences, for you seldom get well settled. About all that is

really necessary is to get the beds well established and a light supper

prepared.

The next day, get all the camp luxuries fixed up. Make some hooks on

the trunks of the nearest trees to hang the odds and ends on. These may

be nails, or they may be forked twigs pinned to the wood. Sort out the

provisions and put them where they will keep sweet and dry. Do not lay

the pork on the sugar bag, nor the salt against anything else.

The beds are of prime necessity. If you must economize on anything, let

it not be on the bedding. If you are where you can get plenty of fir

or spruce boughs, you have the finest bed in the world. Cut a large

supply and spread them over the sleeping place. Start with the larger

pieces and lay a row along the head of the bunking place. Then work

toward the foot, lapping them like shingles till the bed is at least

seven feet long. Next start again at the head and put on another layer,

forcing the butts down into the first layer. Continue this process,

using smaller branches with each layer, finishing off with the fine

tips on top. Make this bed as thick as you can, for it will settle with

use. When you have nothing else to do, put some more fir tips on the

top. Lay the rubber blankets on this, and make up each man’s blanket

separately, so that he can easily crawl into it and cover up, without

disturbing the others.

If “fir browse” is scarce or absent, make a pole bed. Cut four sticks

with a crotch at one end. They should be at least three inches in

diameter. Force these into the ground so that the head and foot of the

bed shall be about seven feet apart, and so placed that poles of about

the same size shall lie across the head and foot. Across the poles lay

other smaller ones close together till the frame is wide enough to

accommodate the party. On this foundation lay the brush or dry leaves.

When nothing else is available, and I am in a camp that is to be

permanent, I generally buy a bale of cheap hay, if I can get it. There

is generally a farmer who can supply it, or it can be obtained at the

point of disembarkation and brought in with the luggage. This may seem

fussy, but I am supposed to be writing for the benefit of people who

are accustomed to soft beds, and who come to camp to enjoy themselves.

If you wish to “rough it,” spread your blanket for one night on the

ground beneath the starry sky. The next night you will have a bed made.

A convenient bed is made of a strip of canvas, 6-1/2 feet square,

doubled and sewn together at the sides, with the ends open. When you

put it up, drive four crotched sticks into the ground at the four

corners and stretch on poles placed on these crotches.

The next important adjunct is the camp fire. It seems almost

superfluous to tell a man how to build a fire, but it is an old saying,

that “It takes a wise man or a fool to make a good fire.” I take it the

reader classes himself as neither. The cooking fire will be the most

important. If you have flat stones, lay up a fireplace, placing the

stones close enough together so that the fire will play all around the

kettle, and with a space long enough to hang two pots. It is a good

idea to have a low place in front wide enough to set on the fry pan,

and high enough so that you may haul the live coals between them. This

will save you holding the pan in your hand all the time you are using

it.

[Illustration: Matasiso Stove]

If you are in a permanent camp where there are plenty of rocks, build

a pier of stones about three feet high, leaving a hollow in the center

for a fireplace, which may have a bottom of turf.

This device will save a good many back aches. Make the fireplace at the

back a little narrower than the fry pan, and wider at the front. On

this you may boil your potatoes, make your coffee, and fry your fish at

the same time. The rocks will hold the heat, and food may be kept warm

while waiting, if care is taken to have the stones on the top flat and

level; in fact, I have often stewed fruit, etc., with the dish on the

edge of the fireplace.

In temporary camp, cut three logs, about a foot in diameter; lay one

for a back log, two for side logs, build your fire on top with small

stuff, and when it falls in coals you have a convenient place to set

your fry pan, coffee can, etc.

Remember that a small fire is better than a large one. With the latter

you cook your face more than your food, and there is more liability of

spoiling the cooking.

Hard wood is better than pine or spruce; the coals are what you want,

and the longer they will remain hot the better for the cook. By no

means use hemlock or cedar, as the sparks fly all over everything,

burning the towels and the cook, soiling the food and setting fire to

the surrounding dry leaves.

Although I prefer “frying pan bread,” I want an oven to bake beans,

fish, etc., and construct it as follows: Dig a hole in the ground,

preferably on the side of a knoll; line it with rocks, if possible;

build a fire of hard wood within it and keep it up for a half hour at

least, till the rocks or the surrounding earth is very hot; rake out

the coals and ashes, leaving three to four inches of live coals and ash

in the bottom. Put in whatever you have to bake, cover with the ashes.

The length of this operation will depend upon so many conditions that

it will be impossible to set a time, but a little experience will soon

settle the question.

The evening camp fire is a great comfort, and is an altogether

different proposition. Select a place in front of the tent, and some

ways from it, and place a big log, or pile up several smaller ones with

stakes to hold them in place, for a back log. Build the fire in front

of it. Start the bottom with fine dry chips, branches, or shavings,

place larger dry branches on these and top off with good sized pieces.

After it is well alight, it will consume damp or even green wood. The

back log will reflect the heat into the tent, and will hold the fire

for a long time.

Supposing that you wake in the morning with a steady rain pouring down.

Do not try to make a shift with “cold grub.” That is the time you

need a warm meal. Put your rubber blanket over your shoulders, and go

out. If you are wise, you will have prepared a store of dry soft wood,

which will be stored in the tent, but if you have used it up or have

neglected this precaution, hunt up a pine log or a dead pine tree, and

chop off the outside; you will find plenty of dry wood inside. Rake

open the ashes in the camp fire, where you will probably find plenty

of live coals, put on your dry chips, cover with pine, fir or spruce

boughs, blow up the fire and you will soon have heat enough to keep the

tent dry, and coals enough to cook by. It will take a pretty hard rain

to put out a good fire if once under headway.

If there are any mosquitoes, as when are there not, fasten the netting

over the opening of the tent. Hard wood splinters will do the trick.

Keep this netting in place as much as possible. It is much easier

to keep these pests out, than to get them out afterwards. If these

insects are too troublesome use the Insect Repellent freely. There are

numerous preparations which can be purchased ready made. The most of

them answer the purpose very well. But if you wish to make it yourself,

the following recipe, furnished me by Dr. L. O. Howard, the U. S.

Entomologist, is easily mixed and very good.

INSECT REPELLENT

2 oz. Oil of Citronella

2 oz. Camphor

1 oz. Oil of Cedar

The recipe furnished by “Nessmuk,” one of the best old sportsmen that

the country ever knew, is made as follows:

PUNKEY DOPE.

Pine Tar 3 oz.

Castor Oil 2 oz.

Oil Pennyroyal 1 oz.

Simmer the tar and castor oil together; when well amalgamated add the

oil of pennyroyal, and set to cool. It is well not to have the mixture

too warm when the pennyroyal is added, because it may evaporate, and

it is the real life of the mixture. Bottle and cork it tight. Use

copiously and you will have no trouble with the pests of the woods. It

is equally efficacious for black flies, mosquitoes or horse flies, and

will do no injury to the skin. Please wash your hands, however, before

you mix the bread.

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