CHAPTER XII.

BEHIND THE LINES.

I had intended to write down a full description of the country

immediately behind our present line. The Skipper, for fear we should

become stale, allowed us plenty of leave. We would make little

expeditions to Béthune for the baths, spend an afternoon riding round

Armentières, or run over to Poperinghe for a chop. We even arranged for

a visit to the Belgian lines, but that excursion was forbidden by a new

order. Right through the winter we had "unrivalled opportunities"--as

the journalists would say--of becoming intimate with that strip of

Flanders which extends from Ypres to Béthune. Whether I can or may

describe it is a matter for care. A too affectionate description of the

neighbourhood of Wulverghem, for instance, would be unwise. But I see no

reason why I should not state as a fact that a most excellent dry

Martini could be obtained in Ypres up to the evening of April 22.

Wretched Ypres has been badly over-written. Before the war it was a

pleasant city, little visited by travellers because it lay on a badly

served branch line. The inhabitants tell me it was never much troubled

with tourists. One burgher explained the situation to me with a comical

mixture of sentiment and reason.

"You see, sir, that our Cathedral is shattered and the Cloth Hall a

ruin. May those devils, the dirty Germans, roast in Hell! But after the

war we shall be the richest city in Belgium. All England will flock to

Ypres. Is it not a monstrous cemetery? Are there not woods and villages

and farms at which the brave English have fought like lions to earn for

themselves eternal fame, and for the city an added glory? The good God

gives His compensations after great wars. There will be many to buy our

lace and fill our restaurants."

Mr John Buchan and Mr Valentine Williams and others have "written up"

Ypres. The exact state of the Cloth Hall at any given moment is the

object of solicitude. The shattered Belgian homes have been described

over and over again. The important things about Ypres have been left

unsaid.

Near the station there was a man who really could mix cocktails. He was

no blundering amateur, but an expert with the subtlest touch. And in the

Rue de Lille a fashionable dressmaker turned her _atelier_ into a

tea-room. She used to provide coffee or chocolate, or even tea, and the

most delicious little cakes. Of an afternoon you would sit on

comfortable chairs at a neat table covered with a fair cloth and talk to

your hostess. A few hats daintily remained on stands, but, as she said,

they were last year's hats, unworthy of our notice.

A pleasant afternoon could be spent on the old ramparts. We were there,

as a matter of fact, to do a little building-up and clearing-away when

the German itch for destruction proved too strong for their more

gentlemanly feelings. We lay on the grass in the sun and smoked our

pipes, looking across the placid moat to Zillebeke Vyver, Verbranden

Molen, and the slight curve of Hill 60. The landscape was full of

interest. Here was shrapnel bursting over entirely empty fields. There

was a sapper repairing a line. The Germans were shelling the town, and

it was a matter of skill to decide when the lumbersome old shell was

heard exactly where it would fall. Then we would walk back into the town

for tea and look in at that particularly enterprising grocer's in the

Square to see his latest novelties in tinned goods.

From Ypres the best road in Flanders runs by Vlamertinghe to Poperinghe.

It is a good macadam road, made, doubtless by perfidious Albion's money,

just before the war.

Poperinghe has been an age-long rival of Ypres. Even to-day its

inhabitants delight to tell you the old municipal scandals of the larger

town, and the burghers of Ypres, if they see a citizen of Poperinghe in

their streets, believe he has come to gloat over their misfortunes.

Ypres is an Edinburgh and Poperinghe a Glasgow. Ypres was

self-consciously "old world" and loved its buildings. Poperinghe is

modern, and perpetrated a few years ago the most terrible of town halls.

There are no cocktails in Poperinghe, but there is good whisky and most

excellent beer.

I shall never forget my feelings when one morning in a certain

wine-merchant's cellar I saw several eighteen-gallon casks of Bass's

Pale Ale. I left Poperinghe in a motor-ambulance, and the Germans

shelled it next day, but my latest advices state that the ale is still

intact.

Across the road from the wine-merchant's is a delectable tea-shop. There

is a tea-shop at Bailleul, the "Allies Tea-Rooms." It was started early

in March. It is full of bad blue china and inordinately expensive. Of

the tea-shop at Poperinghe I cannot speak too highly. There is a vast

variety of the most delicious cakes. The proprietress is pleasant and

her maids are obliging. It is also cheap. I have only one fault to find

with it--the room is small. Infantry officers walk miles into Poperinghe

for their tea and then find the room crowded with those young subalterns

who supply us with our bully. They bring in bulldogs and stay a long

time.

Dickebusch used to be a favourite Sunday afternoon's ride for the

Poperinghe wheelers. They would have tea at the restaurant on the north

of Dickebusch Vyver, and afterwards go for a row in the little

flat-bottomed boats, accompanied, no doubt, by some nice dark Flemish

girls. The village, never very pleasant, is now the worse for wear. I

remember it with no kindly feelings, because, having spent a night there

with the French, I left them in the morning too early to obtain a

satisfactory meal, and arrived at Headquarters too late for any

breakfast.

Not far from Dickebusch is the Desolate Chateau. Before the war it was a

handsome place, built by a rich coal-merchant from Lille. I visited it

on a sunny morning. At the southern gate there was a little black and

shapeless heap fluttering a rag in the wind. I saluted and passed on,

sick at heart. The grounds were pitted with shell-holes: the

cucumber-frames were shattered. Just behind the chateau was a wee

village of dug-outs. Now they are slowly falling in. And the chateau

itself?

It had been so proud of its finery, its pseudo-Greek columns, and its

rich furnishings. Battered and confused--there is not a room of it which

is not open to the wind from the sea. The pictures lie prostrate on the

floor before their ravisher. The curtains are torn and faded. The papers

of its master are scattered over the carpet and on the rifled desk. In

the bedroom of its mistress her linen has been thrown about wildly; yet

her two silver brushes still lie on the dressing-table. Even the

children's room had been pillaged, and the books, torn and defaced, lay

in a rough heap.

All was still. At the foot of the garden there was a little village half

hidden by trees. Not a sound came from it. Away on the ridge miserable

Wytschaete stood hard against the sky, a mass of trembling ruins. Then

two soldiers came, and finding a boat rowed noisily round the tiny lake,

and the shells murmured harshly as they flew across to Ypres. Some ruins

are dead stones, but the broken houses of Flanders are pitifully

alive--like the wounded men who lie between the trenches and cannot be

saved....

Half a mile south from Dickebusch are cross-roads, and the sign-post

tells you that the road to the left is the road to Wytschaete--but

Wytschaete faces Kemmel and Messines faces Wulverghem.

I was once walking over the hills above Witzenhausen,--the cherries by

the roadside were wonderful that year,--and coming into a valley we

asked a man how we might best strike a path into the next valley over

the shoulder of the hill. He said he did not know, because he had never

been over the hill. The people of the next valley were strangers to him.

When first I came to a sign-post that told me how to get to a village I

could not reach with my life, I thought of those hills above

Witzenhausen. From Wulverghem to Messines is exactly two kilometres. It

is ludicrous.

Again, one afternoon I was riding over the pass between Mont Noir and

Mont Vidaigne. I looked to the east and saw in the distance the smoke of

a train, just as from Harrow you might see the Scottish Express on the

North-Western main line. For a moment I did not realise that the train

was German, that the purpose of its journey was to kill me and my

fellow-men. But it is too easy to sentimentalise, to labour the stark

fact that war is a grotesque, irrational absurdity....

Following the main road south from Dickebusch you cross the frontier and

come to Bailleul, a town of which we were heartily sick before the

winter was far gone. In peace it would be once seen and never

remembered. It has no character, though I suppose the "Faucon" is as

well known to Englishmen now as any hotel in Europe. There are better

shops in Béthune and better cafés in Poperinghe. Of the "Allies

Tea-Rooms" I have already written.

Bailleul is famous for one thing alone--its baths. Just outside the town

is a large and modern asylum that contains a good plunge-bath for the

men and gorgeous hot baths for officers. There are none better behind

the line. Tuesdays and Fridays were days of undiluted joy.

Armentières is sprawling and ugly and full of dirt--a correct and

middle-class town that reminded me of Bristol. In front of it are those

trenches, of which many tales wandered up and down the line. Here the

Christmas truce is said to have been prolonged for three weeks or more.

Here the men are supposed to prefer their comfortable trenches to their

billets, though when they "come out" they are cheered by the Follies and

the Fancies. On this section of the line is the notorious Plugstreet

Wood, that show-place to which all distinguished but valuable visitors

are taken. Other corps have sighed for the gentle delights of this

section of the line....

South-west from Armentières the country is as level as it can be. It is

indeed possible to ride from Ypres to Béthune without meeting any hill

except the slight ascent from La Clytte. Steenwerck, Erquinghem, Croix

du Bac, and, farther west, Merris and Vieux Berquin, have no virtue

whatsoever. There is little country flatter and uglier than the country

between Bailleul and Béthune.

One morning Huggie, Cecil, and I obtained leave to visit Béthune and the

La Bassée district. It was in the middle of January, three months after

we had left Beuvry. We tore into Bailleul and bumped along the first

mile of the Armentières road. That mile is without any doubt the most

excruciatingly painful _pavé_ in the world. We crossed the railway and

raced south. The roads were good and there was little traffic, but the

sudden apparition of a motor-lorry round a sharp corner sent that other

despatch rider into the ditch. Estaires, as always, produced much

grease. It began to rain, but we held on by La Gorgue and Lestrem,

halting only once for the necessary café-cognac.

We were stopped for our passes at the bridge into Béthune by a private

of the London Scottish. I rejoiced exceedingly, and finding Alec, took

him off to a bath and then to the restaurant where I had breakfasted

when first we came to Béthune. The meal was as good as it had been three

months before, and the flapper as charming.[29] After lunch we had our

hair cut. Then Cecil took us to the little blue-and-white café for tea.

She did play the piano, but two subalterns of the less combatant type

came in and put us to flight. A corporal is sometimes at such a

disadvantage.

We rode along the canal bank to Beuvry Station, and found that our

filthy old quarters had been cleaned up and turned into an Indian

dressing-station. We went on past the cross-roads at Gorre, where an

Indian battalion was waiting miserably under the dripping trees. The sun

was just setting behind some grey clouds. The fields were flooded with

ochreous water. Since last I had been along the road the country had

been "searched" too thoroughly. One wall of 1910 farm remained. Chickens

pecked feebly among the rest of it.

Coming into Festubert I felt that something was wrong. The village had

been damnably shelled--that I had expected--and there was not a soul to

be seen. I thought of the father and mother and daughter who, returning

to their home while we were there in October, had wept because a fuse

had gone through the door and the fireplace and all their glass had been

broken. Their house was now a heap of nothing in particular. The mirror

I had used lay broken on the top of about quarter of a wall. Still

something was wrong, and Huggie, who had been smiling at my puzzled

face, said gently in an off-hand way--

"Seen the church?"

That was it! The church had simply disappeared. In the old days riding

up from Gorre the fine tower of the church rose above the houses at the

end of the street. The tower had been shelled and had fallen crashing

through the roof.

We met a sapper coming out of a cottage. He was rather amused at our

sentimental journey, and warned us that the trenches were considerably

nearer the village than they had been in our time. We determined to push

on as it was now dusk, but my engine jibbed, and we worked on it in the

gloom among the dark and broken houses. The men in the trenches roused

themselves to a sleepless night, and intermittent rifle-shots rang out

in the damp air.

We rode north to the Estaminet de l'Epinette, passing a road which

forking to the right led to a German barricade. The estaminet still

lived, but farther down the road the old house which had sheltered a

field ambulance was a pile of rubbish. On we rode by La Couture to

Estaires, where we dined, and so to St Jans Cappel....

Do you know what the Line means? When first we came to Landrecies the

thought of the Frontier as something strong and stark had thrilled us

again and again, but the Frontier was feeble and is nothing. A man of

Poperinghe told me his brother was professor, his son was serving, his

wife and children were "over there." He pointed to the German lines. Of

his wife and children he has heard nothing for four months. Some of us

are fighting to free "German" Flanders, the country where life is dark

and bitter. Those behind our line, however confident they may be, live

in fear, for if the line were to retire a little some of them would be

cast into the bitter country. A day will come "when the whole line will

advance," and the welcome we shall receive then from those who have come

out of servitude!... There are men and women in France who live only for

that day, just as there are those in this country who would welcome the

day of death, so that they might see again those they love....

* * * * *

You may have gathered from my former letters that no friction took

place between the professional and amateur soldiers of the Signal

Company. I have tried all through my letters to give you a very truthful

idea of our life, and my account would not be complete without some

description of the Signal Company and its domestic affairs.

Think for a moment of what happened at the beginning of August. More

than a dozen 'Varsity men were thrown like Daniels into a den of

mercenaries. We were awkwardly privileged persons--full corporals with a

few days' service. Motor-cycling gave superlative opportunities of

freedom. Our duties were "flashy," and brought us into familiar contact

with officers of rank. We were highly paid, and thought to have much

money of our own. In short, we who were soldiers of no standing

possessed the privileges that a professional soldier could win only

after many years' hard work.

Again, it did not help matters that our Corps was a Corps of intelligent

experts who looked down on the ordinary "Tommy," that our Company had

deservedly the reputation of being one of the best Signal Companies in

the Army--a reputation which has been enhanced and duly rewarded in the

present war. These motor-cyclists were not only experimental

interlopers. They might even "let down" the Company.

We expected jealousy and unpleasantness, which we hoped to overcome by

hard work. We found a tactful kindness that was always smoothing the

rough way, helping us amusedly, and giving us more than our due, and a

thorough respect where respect was deserved. It was astonishing, but

then we did not know the professional soldier. During the winter there

was a trifle of friction over cooking, the work of the Signal Office,

and the use and abuse of motor-cycles. It would have been a

poor-spirited company if there had been none. But the friction was

transitory, and left no acid feeling.

I should like to pay my compliments to a certain commanding officer, but

six months' work under him has convinced me that he does not like

compliments. Still, there remains that dinner at the end of the war, and

then...!

The Sergeant-Major frightened us badly at first. He looked so much like

a Sergeant-Major, and a Sergeant-Major is more to be feared than the

C.O., or the General, or the A.P.M., or anybody else in this

disciplinary world. He can make life Hell or Heaven or a judicious

compromise. Our Sergeant-Major believed in the judicious compromise with

a tendency towards Heaven. When any question arose between professional

and amateur, he dealt with it impartially. At other times he was

inclined to let us work out our own salvation. I have always had a

mighty respect for the Sergeant-Major, but have never dared tell him so.

Perhaps he will read this.

The "Quarter-Bloke"[30] was a jewel. He was suddenly called upon to keep

us supplied with things of which he had never even heard the names. He

rose to the occasion like a hero or Mr Selfridge's buyer. Never did he

pass by an unconsidered trifle. One day a rumour went round that we

might get side-cars. That was enough for the Quarter-Bloke. He picked up

every large-sized tyre he thought might come in useful. The side-cars

came. There was a rush for tyres. The Quarter-Bloke did not rush. He

only smiled.

His great triumph was the affair of the leather jackets. A maternal

Government thought to send us out leather jackets. After tea the Q.-B.

bustled in with them. We rode out with them the next morning. The 2nd

Corps had not yet received theirs. We were the first motor-cyclists in

our part of the world to appear in flaring chrome. The Q.-B. smiled

again.

I always think the Quarter-Bloke is wasted. He ought to be put in charge

of the Looting Department of a large invading army. Do not

misunderstand me. The Q.-B. never "looted." He never stepped a

hair's-breadth outside those regulations that hedge round the

Quartermaster. He was just a man with a prophetic instinct, who, while

others passed blindly by, picked up things because they might come in

useful some day--and they always did. Finally, the Q.-B. was

companionable. He could tell a good story, and make merry decorously, as

befitted a Company Quartermaster-Sergeant.

Of the other sergeants I will make no individual mention. We took some

for better, and some for worse, but they were all good men, who knew

their job.

Then there was "Ginger," the cook. I dare not describe his personal

appearance lest I should meet him again--and I want to--but it was

remarkable. So was his language. One of us had a fair gift that way, and

duels were frequent, but "Ginger" always had the last word. He would

keep in reserve a monstrously crude sulphurous phrase with a sting of

humour in its tail, and, when our fellow had concluded triumphantly with

an exotic reference to Ginger's hereditary characteristics, Ginger would

hesitate a moment, as if thinking, and then out with _it_. Obviously

there was no more to be said.

I have ever so much more to tell about the Signal Company in detail and

dialogue. Perhaps some day I shall have the courage to say it, but I

shall be careful to hide about whom I am writing....

* * * * *

The "commission fever," which we had caught on the Aisne and, more

strongly, at Beuvry, swept over us late in January. Moulders, who had

lost his own company and joined on to us during the Retreat, had retired

into the quietude of the A.S.C. Cecil was selected to go home and train

the despatch riders of the New Armies.

There were points in being "an officer and a gentleman." Dirt and

discomfort were all very well when there was plenty of work to do, and

we all decided that every officer should have been in the ranks, but

despatch-riding had lost its savour. We had become postmen. Thoughts of

the days when we had dashed round picking-up brigades, had put

battalions on the right road, and generally made ourselves conspicuous,

if not useful, discontented us. So we talked it over.

Directing the operations of a very large gun seemed a good job. There

would not be much moving to do, because monster guns were notoriously

immobile. Hours are regular; the food is good, and can generally be

eaten in comparative safety. If the gun had a very long range it would

be quite difficult to hit. Unfortunately gunnery is a very technical

job, and requires some acquaintance with Algebra. So we gave up the

idea.

We did not dote on the cavalry, for many reasons. First, when cavalry is

not in action it does nothing but clean its stables and exercise its

horses. Second, if ever we broke through the German lines the cavalry

would probably go ahead of anybody else. Third, we could not ride very

well, and the thought of falling off in front of our men when they were

charging daunted us.

The sappers required brains, and we had too great an admiration for the

infantry to attempt commanding them. Besides, they walked and lived in

trenches.

Two of us struck upon a corps which combined the advantages of every

branch of the service. We drew up a list of each other's qualifications

to throw a sop to modesty, sent in our applications, and waited. At the

same time we adopted a slight tone of hauteur towards those who were not

potential officers.

One night after tea "Ginger" brought in the orders. I had become a

gentleman, and, saying good-bye, I walked down into the village and

reported myself to the officer commanding the Divisional Cyclists. I was

no longer a despatch rider but a very junior subaltern.

I had worked with the others for nearly seven months--with Huggie, who

liked to be frightened; with George the arch scrounger; with Spuggy, who

could sing the rarest songs; with Sadders, who is as brave as any man

alive; with N'Soon, the dashing, of the tender skin; with Fat Boy, who

loves "sustaining" food and dislikes frost; with Grimers and Cecil, best

of artificers; with Potters and Orr and Moulders and the Flapper.

I cannot pay them a more sufficient tribute than the tribute of the

Commander-in-Chief:--

"Carrying despatches and messages at all hours of the day and night, in

every kind of weather, and often traversing bad roads blocked with

transport, they have been conspicuously successful in maintaining an

extraordinary degree of efficiency in the service of communications....

No amount of difficulty or danger has ever checked the energy and ardour

which has distinguished their corps throughout the operations."

FINIS.

PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.

FOOTNOTES:

[29] I cannot remember the name of the restaurant. Go to the north-east

corner of the Square and turn down a lane to your right. It is the

fourth or fifth house on your right. In Béthune there is also, of

course, the big hotel where generals lunch. If you find the company of

generals a little trying go to the flapper's restaurant.

[30] Company Quartermaster-Sergeant, now a Sergeant-Major.

[Transcriber's Notes:

page 56: Comma changed to period in "La Cateau. A good many"

page 71: "off" changed to "of". "a great meal of lunch"

page 109: "reopend" to "reopened". "reopened with cheers."

page 166: changed "BASSEE" to "BASSÉE"

page 207: "that" changed to "than". "worse of surface than the main"

page 213: word "for" inserted into text. "go for walks"

page 246: period added after "Port."

page 261: "distinguised" changed to "distinguished". "to which all

distinguished"]

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