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[Illustration: _Bus-driver._ "All right, ladies! You're quite safe.
They're werry partikler wot they eats!"]
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[Illustration: METROPOLITAN IMPROVEMENTS
The next sensational literary advertisement; or, things of beauty in our
streets.]
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SOLEMN JEST.--Where should postmen be buried? In a post-crypt.
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A BLUNDER-BUS.--One that takes you to Holborn when you want to go to the
Bank.
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