NEW LONDON STREET DIRECTORY

_Adam Street._--Antediluvian anecdotes and traditions still linger here.

_Air Street._--Doctors send their patients to this locality for change.

_Aldermanbury._--Visited by numbers of bereaved relatives.

_Amwell Street._--Always healthy.

_Barking Alley._--To be avoided in the dog days.

_Boy Court._--Not far from Child's Place.

_Camomile Street._--See Wormwood Street.

_Coldbath Square._--Very bracing.

_Distaff Lane._--Full of spinsters.

_Farm Street._--Highly sensitive to the fluctuations of the corn market.

_Fashion Street._--Magnificent sight in the height of the season.

_First Street._--Of immense antiquity.

_Friday Street._--Great jealousy felt by all the other days of the

week.

_Garlick Hill._--Make a little _detour_.

_Glasshouse Street._--Heavily insured against hailstorms.

_Godliman Street._--Irreproachable.

_Great Smith Street._--Which of the Smiths is this?

_Grundy Street._--Named after that famous historic character--Mrs.

Grundy.

_Hercules Buildings._--Rich in traditions and stories of the "Labours"

of the Founder.

_Homer Street._--Literally classic ground. The house pointed out in

connection with "the blind old bard" has long since disappeared.

_Idol Lane._--Where are the Missionaries?

_Ivy Lane._--This, and Lillypot Lane, and Woodpecker Lane, and

Wheatsheaf Yard, and White Thorn Street, all sweetly rural. It is

difficult to make a selection.

_Lamb's Conduit Street._--Touching description (by the oldest

inhabitant) of the young lambs coming to drink at the conduit.

_Liquorpond Street._--See Philpot Lane.

_Love Lane._--What sort of love? The "love of the turtle?"

_Lupus Street._ }

} Both dangerous.

_Maddox Street._}

_Milk Street._--Notice the number of pumps.

_Mincing Lane._--Mincing is now mostly done elsewhere, by machinery.

_Orchard Street._--The last apple was gathered here about the time that

the last coursing match took place in Hare Court.

_Paper Buildings._--Wonderfully substantial! Brief paper extensively

used in these buildings.

_Paradise Street._ }

} Difficult to choose between the two.

_Peerless Street._ }

_Poultry._ }

} Crowded at Christmas.

_Pudding Lane._ }

_Quality Court._--Most aristocratic.

_Riches Court._--Not a house to be had for love or money.

_Shepherdess Walk._--Ought to be near Shepherds' Bush.

_Trump Street._--Noted for whist.

_Type Street._--Leaves a most favourable impression.

_World's End Passage._--Finis.

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[Illustration: A QUALIFIED GUIDE.--_Befogged Pedestrian._ "Could you

direct me to the river, please?" _Hatless and Dripping Stranger._

"Straight ahead. I've just come from it!"]

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[Illustration: FASHIONABLE AND SEASONABLE.

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