THE LONDONER'S DIARY

(_For August_)

_Monday._--Got up at nine o'clock. Lounged to the park. No one there.

Went to bed at twelve.

_Tuesday._--Got up at ten o'clock. Walked to the House of Commons.

Closed. Went to bed at eleven.

_Wednesday._--Got up at eleven o'clock. Looked in at Prince's. Deserted.

Went to bed at ten.

_Thursday._--Got up at twelve o'clock. Strolled to the club. Shut up for

repairs. Went to bed at nine.

_Friday._--Got up at one o'clock. Stayed at home. Dull. Went to bed at

eight.

_Saturday._--Got up at five a.m. Went out of town at six.

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THE REVERSE OF THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL.--A school in which very few

members of society are brought up--a charity school.

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[Illustration: PAST RECLAIMING

_Brixton Barber._ "Revival seems to be in the hair, sir."

_Customer._ "Not in _mine_!"]

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