THE CITY "ARTICLE."--Money.
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FROM THE STREETS.--A street conjuror complained the other day that he
couldn't throw the knives and balls about, because he did not feel in
the vein.
"In what vein?" asked a bystander, weakly.
"The juggler vein, of course, stupid!" was the answer.
[_The bystander retired._
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A LIGHT EMPLOYMENT.--Cleaning windows.
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"_The Model Ready Reckoner._"--The man with his last shilling.
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MONEY-MARKET AND CITY INTELLIGENCE.--Operators for the rise--aeronauts;
likewise anglers.
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JUST OFF--THE BOURSE.--_Stockbroker_ (_to Client who has been pretty
well loaded with certain scrip_). Well, it just comes to this. Are you
prepared to go the whole hog or none?
_Client_ (_timidly_). I think I'd rather go the none.
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WHAT COLOUR SHOULD PARASITES DRESS IN?--Fawn.
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