A NEW HANSARD.

There is an annual publication called the ‘Wreck Register,’ which

probably few of us have ever seen, if even heard of. Its object is to

record all the wrecks which have occurred during the preceding year,

accompanying the narrative by such remarks or observations as may

contribute to explain each catastrophe, or offer likelihood of

prevention in future. It is, though thoroughly divested of any

sensational character, one of the dreariest volumes one can take up.

Disaster follows disaster so fast, that at length the reader begins to

imagine that shipwreck is the all but invariable event of a voyage,

and that they who cross the ocean in safety are the lucky mortals of

humanity.

Fortunately, however, long as the catalogue of misfortune is, this

is not the case, and we have the satisfaction of learning that the

percentage of loss is decreasing with every year. The higher knowledge

and attainments of merchant captains, and the increase of refuge

harbours, are the chief sources of this security. The old ignorance, in

which a degree or two of latitude more or less was a light error in a

ship’s reckoning, is now unheard of, and they who command merchant-ships

in our day are a very well informed and superior order of men. With

reference to the conduct and capacity of these captains, this ‘Wreck

Register,’ is a very instructive publication. If, for instance, you

find that Captain Brace, who was wrecked on the Azores in ‘52, was again

waterlogged at sea in ‘61, and ran into an iceberg off Newfoundland

in ‘62, you begin, mayhap unfairly, to couple him too closely with

disaster, and you turn to the inquest over his calamities to see what

estimate was formed of his conduct. You learn, possibly, that in

one case he was admonished to more caution; in another, honourably

acquitted; and in the last instance smartly reprimanded, and his

certificate suspended for six months or a year. Now, though you have

never heard of Captain Brace in your life, nor are probably likely to

encounter him on sea or land, you cannot avoid a certain sense of relief

at the thought that so unlucky a commander, to say the least of it,

is not likely for a while to imperil more lives, and that the warning

impressed by his fate will also be a salutary lesson to many others.

It was in reflecting over this system of inquiry and sentence, that

it occurred to me what to admirable thing it would be to introduce

the ‘Wreck Register’ into politics, and to have a yearly record of all

parliamentary shipwrecks; all the bills that foundered, the motions that

were stranded, the amendments lost in a fog!--to be able to look back

and reflect over the causes of these disasters, investigating patiently

how and why and where they happened, and asking ourselves, Have we

any better security for the future? are we better acquainted with the

currents, the soundings, or the headlands? and, above all, what amount

of blame, if any, is attributable to the commander?

If we find, for instance, that the barque Young Reform, no matter how

carefully fitted out for sea--new sheathed and coppered, with bran-new

canvass, and a very likely crew on board--never leaves the port that

she does not come back crippled; and that old and experienced captains,

however confidently they may take the command at first, frankly own that

they’ll never put foot in her again, you very naturally begin to suspect

that there’s something wrong in her build. She is either too unwieldy,

like the Great Eastern, or she is too long to turn well, or she requires

such incessant repair; or, most fatal of all, she is entered for a trade

where nobody wants her; and therefore you resolve that, come what will,

you’ll avoid her.

What an inestimable benefit to the student of politics would a few such

brief notices be, instead of sending him, as we send him now, to the

dreary pages of Hansard! Imagine what a neat system of mnemonics would

grow out of the plan, when, instead of poring over interminable columns

of tiresome repetition, you had the whole narrative in few words--thus:

“Barque Reform, John Russell, commander, lost A.D. 1854 The

Commissioners seeing that this vessel was built for the most part of

old materials, totally unseaworthy, are of opinion that she ought not

to have sailed at all; and severely censure the commander, J. R, for

foolhardiness and obstinacy, he having, as it has been proved, acted

in entire opposition to ‘his owners.’ On the pressing recommendation,

however, of the owners, and at the representation that E. has been long

in the service, and is, although too self-confident, a very respectable

man, his certificate has been restored to him.”

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