CHAPTER V.

THE LAST OF THE “BOOKER TROUPE.”

In the course of time the “Booker Troupe” was disbanded, and Ephraim, as

well as ourselves, was, in green-room parlance, out of an engagement. I

never saw him or Lynch afterward. Mr. Edwin Deaves, as I have intimated,

is an industrious maker of wood-cuts and painter of transparencies and

theatrical illusions in San Francisco. He was the gentlemanly “middle

man” and barytone of this company. I never met him professionally after

our disbanding. He went to California, I believe, with the late Samuel

Wells, in the same troupe with Messrs. Birch and Backus.

Deaves was a very handsome man in the old days of our association. His

jet-black hair never required a wig at that time, except when he desired

to personate some terrible _impresario_ in burlesque opera. Then he

would invest himself in one of buffalo-robe, and would roar with such

unexampled fierceness that our tin horns would ring again with the mere

echoes of his powerful voice.

He was a man of great versatility. I would not like to say exactly what

he could not do, from the invention of a patent soap to the plotting of

a new pantomime. The words and music of some of the most widely known of

the old negro melodies are of his composition.

But as I saw him last with his large family around him, at San

Francisco, it was evident that, if he should ever go back from his

present contented, peaceful life into the checkered uncertainties of

cork opera, he would have to wear a wig, unless he confined himself

exclusively to “old man’s parts.” His hair has long since faded, and he

would, I fear, have also to use a tin horn himself, to produce the

startling echoes of his whilom unaided voice.

* * * * *

With Mr. Kneeland, the violinist and musical director of the “Booker

Troupe,” I travelled subsequently in two other companies. As I shall

have no occasion to mention him again, I will say here that he was a

quiet, modest sort of fellow, who had a remarkable talent for sleeping.

That man could sleep at any time and in any place. If he happened to be

forgotten in the hurry of changing conveyances,--which was not

infrequently the case,--he was sure to be left snoring in some

waiting-room, or crouched down among the cushions in some railway coach,

with his violin-box for a pillow.

He alone always played for my jigs and hornpipes; and as I used to get a

side view of him on the stage, with his eyes shut and his heel beating

the measure of the ecstasy which at such moments travelled, for

instance, “The rocky road to Dublin,” away up into the cirrus heaven of

the octaves, I was more than once impressed with the annoying belief

that he was asleep, or soon would be, and that I should have to complete

my grand _finale_ of wings and shuffles to the uncertain fugue of his

snoring.

Whether he ever did fall asleep or not on the stage I cannot tell for

sure; but, asleep or awake, he always managed to keep better time than I

did.

He practised De Bériot’s “Seventh Air” for six months almost constantly

in his room, never to my knowledge venturing to play it in public. Now

his room was generally the next one to mine, and I have often wished,

after three or four steady hours of De Bériot, that Mr. Kneeland would

fall asleep; yet by a strange fatality he never did, unless there was

some likelihood of his being left behind.

Nevertheless, Kneeland was, by all odds, the best-natured and the most

substantial man of the “Booker Troupe.” He is now, I hear, the thrifty

and honest possessor of a goodly farm in Wisconsin, where he lives with

his wife and children. Of late years, it is only when the crops are poor

or the monotony of rural pursuits leaves him open to the temptation,

that he abandons his plough, like another sturdy Cincinnatus, to give

his services to the public. Then for a brief summer he will, it is said,

sally forth to lead the brass and string band of some circus or

menagerie to the conquest of bucolic or urban ears, and fractional

currency.

After a whole season of ovations, in which captive elephants and camels

and lions, or superb band-wagons and “grand entries” and bare-back

equestrians, have moved to the time of his music, the honest Kneeland

goes back to his cows and sheep and domestic hearth, and is happy.

* * * * *

Johnny Booker still lives. I meet him every few years in the most

out-of-the-way and unexpected places. He confines himself now, I

believe, exclusively to the circus or menagerie business. One or the

other branch of this style of tent-life seems, by the way, to be the

ultimate refuge of your old showman,--the last stage of his worldly

transmigrations.

Some seasons I will come across Mr. Booker in the very heart of this

continent, convulsing a rural community with the sparkling manner in

which he will answer, as clown, to the conventional, “This way, Mr.

Merryman; ask the young lady what she will have now.” At other seasons

and on the remotest rim of our territorial possessions, I will be

astonished to recognize him in the magniloquent ring-master who inflicts

the lashes upon the painted clown, and who acts the part of the Greek

chorus, explaining the jokes of that amusing fellow in the choicest

Doric of our language.

I have even known him to deliver a moral and instructive lecture on the

nature and habits of the elephant, in a “grand combination” menagerie.

Indeed, it was his custom, every afternoon and evening, to discourse on

this branch of natural history when I last met my old friend and

instructor in minstrelsy. He took great interest in his elephant, and

especially in a living hippopotamus, which was the ruling attraction of

his establishment,--just as he had once, I am bound in gratitude to say,

taken great interest in me.

My place as his pupil was just then usurped by a small Irish lad, whom

he pointed out to me, in an expansive feminine wig of flaxen curls and

in puerile tights and tunic, with a most formidable gold-foil battle-axe

in one hand, and the American flag in the other; personating, as Mr.

Booker assured me, a water-nymph, on the silver-scaled but somewhat

shaky chariot of Neptune.

This imposing car of the sea-god, I need scarcely add, formed part of

the procession as it entered town, headed by the elephant, the living

hippopotamus, and a brass-band seemingly on the point of death, so red

and distended was the face of each strangling musician, and so nearly

did each appear to have “poured through the mellow horn his pensive

soul.”

The procession was still passing the balcony of the hotel on which we

were standing, when Mr. Booker confided to me very gravely that his

present pupil did not give him satisfaction. “He will never be a

performer,” said the thoughtful veteran; “I don’t know what I _can_ make

of that boy, for,” pursued Mr. Booker, with his mind evidently more upon

his pupil than upon me,--“for I don’t think he is even fit to write

books.”

My former manager at this moment became so suddenly absorbed in the

contemplation of a large spot on the very masculine tunic of his charge,

the water-nymph, that he did not notice how frank he had been with me.

It is due, however, to the magnanimity of Mr. Booker to say, that,

whatever may be his private opinion of literature and of my change of

profession, we are, and I hope always shall be, the most devoted of

friends.

Whenever we meet he is sure to startle me with a new batch of

reminiscences of our old-time companionship. What puzzles me most is

that, as he advances in years, his accounts of my youthful exploits

grow more extended and apocryphal. He has long since in these narratives

got out of the horizon of my memory. I would not for the world accuse my

old instructor of a want of candor, but I must say I think he has

confounded me with other and later of his pupils.

It would be as useless as ill-mannered to contradict him, for he has

told these stories so often that he believes them implicitly himself.

Any unbiassed mind, moreover, will find excuse for the treachery of his

memory in the devious and exciting course of his subsequent life, as

corypheus of the saw-dusty ring, and especially as the zoologist of the

living hippopotamus, and as the moral lecturer upon the manners and

customs of the elephant.

I shall, however, in closing this account of the “Booker Troupe,” give a

couple of condensed samples which will, I think, of themselves explain

why I indulge in no more of Mr. Booker’s stories about myself. I give

them as a simple act of justice to my old comrades. Having related my

reminiscences of them with great freedom, it is no more than fair that

one of them, at least, should be heard against me.

While admitting that a boy of thirteen may not have all the discretion

in the world, still I herewith enter the solemn protest of my memory

against the facts of the following statements.

Mr. Booker says that in the course of our travels we came to a city

where I had relatives, and that I took occasion, as the best means of

impressing them with my prosperity and independence, to appear in a

different suit of clothes as often as I visited them, which was two or

three times a day.

He furthermore relates with appalling circumstantiality, that at a

select “hop” after our performances in some quiet little city, my

attention was attracted by a very pretty young lady who seemed to be the

belle of the evening. With the interested swagger of a young blood of

thirteen years, I asked who that “fine girl” was. I was told that she

was a certain Miss So-and-so, whom for the sake of Mr. Booker’s story,

we will call Miss Brown; and that she was of a very respectable family

in that city.

Now it happened in the course of our wanderings that, from motives of

curiosity, charity, and advertisement combined, we always visited the

state-prisons which chanced to be in our route, and sang and played to

the prisoners, generally while they were assembled at dinner. And I may

add here, by way of parenthesis, that never elsewhere have I witnessed

so wonderful an illustration of the power of music as greeted us on such

occasions. Hundreds would change from laughter to tears, and from tears

to laughter again, as the song or strain was merry or sad. Two or three

weeks before the time of Mr. Booker’s story we had, he says, visited one

of these prisons, and we had all become very much interested in the case

of a handsome young fellow who had just been brought there for some

crime committed while under the influence of liquor.

As soon as I heard the young lady’s name, I remembered all about this

unfortunate young fellow; and, especially, that he bore the same surname

and came originally from that very town, although he had been convicted

in another State. I found by inquiry that she, the handsome young lady,

and life of the whole company, was the sister of the criminal. It was

very plain that she had not yet heard of her brother’s misfortune.

Then, according to Mr. Booker’s account, I obtained an introduction to

her; and, boy-like, in the honest but inconsiderate delight of being the

first to bear her news which she, doubtless, would want to hear, I

said,--“Miss Brown, Miss Brown, your brother’s in the penitentiary!”

The young lady swooned, of course, and was borne home by her friends.

Mr. Booker always adds, at this place, that I ought to have been taken

out and thrashed,--an opinion in which I should agree heartily if I did

not doubt the truth of the whole story.

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