CHAPTER VIII.

THE MARKETS OF MOSCOW.

If there is nothing new under the sun, there are certainly a good many

old things to interest a stranger in Moscow. A favorite resort of mine

during my sojourn in that strange old city of the Czars was in the

markets of the Katai Gorod. Those of the Riadi and Gostovini Dvor

present the greatest attractions, perhaps, in the way of shops and

merchandise; for there, by the aid of time, patience, and money, you

can get any thing you want, from saints' armlets and devils down to

candlesticks and cucumbers. Singing-birds, Kazan-work, and Siberian

diamonds are its most attractive features. But if you have a passion

for human oddities rather than curiosities of merchandise, you must

visit the second-hand markets extending along the walls of the Katai

Gorod, where you will find not only every conceivable variety of old

clothes, clocks, cooking utensils, and rubbish of all sorts, but the

queerest imaginable conglomeration of human beings from the far East

to the far West. It would be a fruitless task to attempt a description

of the motley assemblage. Pick out all the strangest, most ragged,

most uncouth figures you ever saw in old pictures, from childhood up

to the present day; select from every theatrical representation

within the range of your experience the most monstrous and absurd

caricatures upon humanity; bring to your aid all the masquerades and

burlesque fancy-balls you ever visited, tumble them together in the

great bag of your imagination, and pour them out over a vague

wilderness of open spaces, dirty streets, high walls, and rickety

little booths, and you have no idea at all of the queer old markets of

the Katai Gorod. You will be just as much puzzled to make any thing of

the scene as when you started, if not more so.

[Illustration: OLD-CLOTHES' MARKET.]

No mortal man can picture to another all these shaggy-faced Russians,

booted up to the knees, their long, loose robes flaunting idly around

their legs, their red sashes twisted around their waists; brawny

fellows with a reckless, independent swagger about them, stalking like

grim savages of the North through the crowd. Then there are the sallow

and cadaverous Jew peddlers, covered all over with piles of ragged old

clothes, and mountains of old hats and caps; and leathery-faced old

women--witches of Endor--dealing out horrible mixtures of _quass_ (the

national drink); and dirty, dingy-looking soldiers, belonging to the

imperial service, peddling off old boots and cast-off shirts; and

Zingalee gipsies, dark, lean, and wiry, offering strings of beads and

armlets for sale with shrill cries; and so on without limit.

Here you see the rich and the poor in all the extremes of affluence

and poverty; the robust and the decrepit; the strong, the lame, and

the blind; the noble, with his star and orders of office; the Mujik in

his shaggy sheepskin capote or tattered blouse; the Mongolian, the

Persian, and the Caucasian; the Greek and the Turk; the Armenian and

the Californian, all intent upon something, buying, selling, or

looking on.

Being the only representative from the Golden State, I was anxious to

offer some Washoe stock for sale--twenty or thirty feet in the Gone

Case; but Dominico, my interpreter, informed me that these traders had

never heard of Washoe, and were mostly involved in Russian

securities--old breeches, boots, stockings, and the like. He did not

think my "Gone Case" would bring an old hat; and as for my "Sorrowful

Countenance" and "Ragged End," he was persuaded I could not dispose of

my entire interest in them for a pint of grease.

I was very much taken with the soldiers who infested these old

markets. It was something new in military economy to see the

representatives of an imperial army supporting themselves in this way;

dark, lazy fellows in uniform, lounging about with old boots, and

suspenders hanging all over them, crying out the merits of their wares

in stentorian voices, thus, as it were, patriotically relieving the

national treasury of a small fraction of its burden. They have much

the appearance, in the crowd, of raisins in a plum-pudding.

The peasant women, who flock in from the country with immense burdens

of vegetables and other products of the farms, are a very striking, if

not a very pleasing feature in the markets. Owing to the hard labor

imposed upon them, they are exceedingly rough and brawny, and have a

hard, dreary, and unfeminine expression of countenance, rather

inconsistent with one's notions of the delicacy and tenderness of

woman. Few of them are even passably well-looking. All the natural

playfulness of the gentler sex seems to be crushed out of them; and

while their manners are uncouth, their voices are the wildest and most

unmusical that ever fell upon the ear from a feminine source. When

dressed in their best attire they usually wear a profusion of red

handkerchiefs about their heads and shoulders; and from an

unpicturesque habit they have of making an upper waist immediately

under their arms by a ligature of some sort, and tying their

apron-strings about a foot below, they have the singular appearance of

being double-waisted or three-story women. They carry their children

on their backs, much after the fashion of Digger Indians, and suckle

them through an opening in the second or middle story. Doubtless this

is a convenient arrangement, but it presents the curious anomaly of a

poor peasant living in a one-story house with a three-story wife.

According to the prevailing style of architecture in well-wooded

countries, these women ought to wear their hair shingled; but they

generally tie it up in a knot behind, or cover it with a fancy-colored

handkerchief, on the presumption, I suppose, that they look less

barbarous in that way than they would with shingled heads. You may

suspect me of story-telling, but upon my word I think three-story

women are extravagant enough without adding another to them. I only

hope their garrets contain a better quality of furniture than that

which afflicts the male members of the Mujik community. No wonder

those poor women have families of children like steps of stairs! It is

said that their husbands are often very cruel to them, and think

nothing of knocking them down and beating them; but even that does not

surprise me. How can a man be expected to get along with a three-story

wife unless he floors her occasionally?

Ragged little boys, prematurely arrested in their growth, you see too,

in myriads--shovel-nosed and bare-legged urchins of hideously

eccentric manners, carrying around big bottles of _sbiteen_ (a kind of

mead), which they are continually pouring out into glasses, to appease

the chronic thirst with which the public seem to be afflicted; and

groups of the natives gathered around a cucumber stand, devouring

great piles of unwholesome-looking cucumbers, which skinny old women

are dipping up out of wooden buckets. The voracity with which all

classes stow away these vicious edibles in their stomachs is amazing,

and suggests a melancholy train of reflections on the subject of

cholera morbus. It was a continual matter of wonder to me how the

lower classes of Russians survived the horrid messes with which they

tortured their digestive apparatus. Only think of thousands of men

dining every day on black bread, heavy enough for bullets, a pound or

two of grease, and half a peck of raw cucumbers per man, and then

expecting to live until next morning! And yet they do live, and grow

fat, and generally die at a good old age, in case they are not killed

in battle, or frozen up in the wilds of Siberia.

Outside the walls of the Katai Gorod, in an open square, or plaza, are

rows of wooden booths, in which innumerable varieties of living stock

are offered for sale--geese, ducks, chickens, rabbits, pigeons, and

birds of various sorts. I sometimes went down here and bargained for

an hour or so over a fat goose or a Muscovy duck, not with any

ultimate idea of purchasing it, but merely because it was offered to

me at a reduced price. It was amusing, also, to study the manners and

customs of the dealer, and enjoy their amazement when, after causing

them so much loss of time, I would hand over five kopeks and walk off.

Some of them, I verily believe, will long entertain serious doubts as

to the sanity of the Californian public; for Dominico, my guide,

always took particular pride in announcing that I was from that great

country, and was the richest man in it, being, to the best of his

knowledge, the only one who had money enough to spare to travel all

the way to Moscow, merely for the fun of the thing.

I may as well mention, parenthetically, that Dominico was rather an

original in his way. His father was an Italian and his mother a

Russian. I believe he was born in Moscow. How he came to adopt the

profession of guide I don't know, unless it was on account of some

natural proclivity for an easy life. A grave, lean, saturnine man was

Dominico--something of a cross between Machiavelli and Paganini. If he

knew any thing about the wonders and curiosities of Moscow he kept it

a profound secret. It was only by the most rigid inquiry and an adroit

system of cross-examination that I could get any thing out of him, and

then his information was vague and laconic, sometimes a little

sarcastic, but never beyond what I knew myself. Yet he was polite,

dignified, and gentlemanly--never refused to drink a glass of beer

with me, and always knew the way to a traktir. To the public

functionaries with whom we came in contact during the course of our

rambles his air was grand and imposing; and on the subject of money he

was sublimely nonchalant, caring no more for rubles than I did for

kopeks. Once or twice he hinted to me that he was of noble blood, but

laid no particular stress upon that, since it was his misfortune at

present to be in rather reduced circumstances. Some time or other he

would go to Italy and resume his proper position there. In justice to

Dominico, I must add that he never neglected an opportunity of praying

for me before any of the public shrines; and at the close of our

acquaintance he let me off pretty easily, all things considered. Upon

my explaining to him that a draft for five hundred thousand rubles,

which ought to be on the way, had failed to reach me, owing,

doubtless, to some irregularity in the mail service, or some sudden

depression in my Washoe stocks, he merely shrugged his shoulders, took

a pinch of snuff, and accepted with profound indifference a fee

amounting to three times the value of his services.

I was particularly interested in the dog-market. The display of living

dog-flesh here must be very tempting to one who has a taste for poodle

soup or fricasseed pup. Dominico repudiated the idea that the Russians

are addicted to this article of diet; but the very expression of his

eye as he took up a fat little innocent, smoothed down its skin,

squeezed its ribs, pinched its loins, and smelled it, satisfied me

that a litter of pups would stand but a poor chance of ever arriving

at maturity if they depended upon forbearance upon his part as a

national virtue. The Chinese quarter of San Francisco affords some

curious examples of the art of compounding sustenance for man out of

odd materials--rats, snails, dried frogs, star-fish, polypi, and the

like; but any person who wishes to indulge a morbid appetite for the

most disgusting dishes over devised by human ingenuity must visit

Moscow. I adhere to it that the dog-market supplies a large portion of

the population with fancy meats. No other use could possibly be made

of the numberless squads of fat, hairless dogs tied together and

hawked about by the traders in this article of traffic. I saw one

man--he had the teeth of an ogre and a fearfully carnivorous

expression of eye--carry around a bunch of pups on each arm, and cry

aloud something in his native tongue, which I am confident had

reference to the tenderness and juiciness of their flesh. Dominico

declared the man was only talking about the breed--that they were fine

rat-dogs; but I know that was a miserable subterfuge. Such dogs never

caught a rat in this world; and if they did, it must have been with a

view to the manufacture of sausages.

[Illustration: CABINET-MAKERS.]

A Russian peasant is not particular about the quality of his food, as

may well be supposed from this general summary. Quantity is the main

object. Grease of all kinds is his special luxury. The upper classes,

who have plenty of money to spare, may buy fish from the Volga at its

weight in gold, and mutton from Astrakan at fabulous prices; but give

the Mujik his _batvina_ (salt grease and honey boiled together), a

loaf of black bread, and a peck of raw cucumbers, and he is happy.

Judging by external appearances, very little grease seems to be wasted

in the manufacture of soap. Indeed, I would not trust one of these

Mujiks to carry a pound of soap any where for me, any more than I

would a gallon of oil or a pound of candles. Once I saw a fellow

grease his boots with a lump of dirty fat which he had picked up out

of the gutter, but he took good care first to extract from it the

richest part of its essence by sucking it, and then greasing his

beard. The boots came last. In all probability he had just dined, or

he would have pocketed his treasure for another occasion, instead of

throwing the remnant, as he did, to the nearest cat.

In respect to the language, one might as well be dropped down in

Timbuctoo as in a village or country town of Russia, for all the good

the gift of speech would do him. It is not harsh, as might be

supposed, yet wonderfully like an East India jungle when you attempt

to penetrate it. I could make better headway through a boulder of

solid quartz, or the title to my own house and lot in Oakland. Now I

profess to be able to see as far into a millstone as most people, but

I can't see in what respect the Russians behaved any worse than other

people of the Tower of Babel, that they should be afflicted with a

language which nobody can hope to understand before his beard becomes

grizzled, and the top of his head entirely bald. Many of the better

classes, to be sure, speak French and German; but even in the streets

of Moscow I could seldom find any body who could discover a ray of

meaning in my French or German, which is almost as plain as English.

Some people know what you want by instinct, whether they understand

your language or not. Not so the Russians. Ask for a horse, and they

will probably offer you a fat goose; inquire the way to your

lodgings, and they are just as likely as not to show you the Foundling

Hospital or a livery-stable; go into an old variety shop, and express

a desire to purchase an Astrakan breast-pin for your sweet-heart, and

the worthy trader hands you a pair of bellows or an old blunderbuss;

cast your eye upon any old market-woman, and she divines at once that

you are in search of a bunch of chickens or a bucket of raw cucumbers,

and offers them to you at the lowest market-price; hint to a

picture-dealer that you would like to have an authentic portrait of

his imperial majesty, and he hands you a picture of the Iberian

Mother, or St. George slaying the dragon, or the devil and all his

imps; in short, you can get any thing that you don't want, and nothing

that you do. If these people are utterly deficient in any one quality,

it is a sense of fitness in things. They take the most inappropriate

times for offering you the most inappropriate articles of human use

that the imagination can possibly conceive. I was more than once

solicited by the dealers in the markets of Moscow to carry with me a

bunch of live dogs, or a couple of freshly-scalded pigs, and on one

occasion was pressed very hard to take a brass skillet and a pair of

tongs. What could these good people have supposed I wanted with

articles of this kind on my travels? Is there any thing in my dress or

the expression of my countenance--I leave it to all who know me--any

thing in the mildness of my speech or the gravity of my manner, to

indicate that I am suffering particularly for bunches of dogs or

scalded pigs, brass skillets or pairs of tongs? Do I look like a man

who labors under a chronic destitution of dogs, pigs, skillets, and

tongs?

[Illustration: PIGS, PUPS, AND PANS.]

It is quite natural that the traveler who finds himself for the first

time within the limits of a purely despotic government should look

around him with some vague idea that he must see the effects strongly

marked upon the external life of the people; that the restraints

imposed upon popular liberty must be every where apparent. So far as

any thing of this kind may exist in Moscow or St. Petersburg, it is a

notable fact that there are few cities in the world where it is less

visible, or where the people seem more unrestrained in the exercise of

their popular freedom. Indeed, it struck me rather forcibly, after my

experience in Vienna and Berlin, that the Russians enjoy quite as

large a share of practical independence as most of their neighbors. I

was particularly impressed by the bold and independent air of the

middle classes, the politeness with which even the lower orders

address each other, and the absence of those petty and vexatious

restraints which prevail in some of the German states. The constant

dread of infringing upon the police regulations; the extraordinary

deference with which men in uniform are regarded; the circumspect

behavior at public places; the nice and well-regulated mirthfulness,

never overstepping the strict bounds of prudence, which I had so often

noticed in the northern parts of Germany, and which may in part be

attributed to the naturally orderly and conservative character of the

people, are by no means prominent features in the principal cities of

Russia.

Soldiers, indeed, there are in abundance every where throughout the

dominions of the Czar, and the constant rattle of musketry and clang

of arms show that the liberty of the people is not altogether without

limit.

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