CHAPTER VI

From time out of mind to the present day, country fairs have been

noteworthy resorts of gypsies of high or low estate. In this

connection—without even a passing thought of disparaging Romany

folk—one is irresistibly reminded of the passage:—

Wheresoever the body is, “thither will the eagles be gathered together.”

For fairs seem to possess a certain fascination for gypsies apart from

their recognition of such institutions as opportunities for doing

business. Horse-dealing is a line of business that is frequently

adopted by those who have the necessary capital, and so well qualified

are they as judges of horseflesh, and so expert do they become in the

art of presenting an animal to a prospective purchaser so that it

appears to possess all the points he desires, that “cute as a gypsy

horse-dealer” might well become a standard aphorism.

Stalls and side shows in the hands of Romany proprietors who need no

instruction in their particular style of oratory, and various forms

of amusement are also offered by the “people of Egypt,” most of whose

dusky daughters are adepts in the wiles that effect the transfer of

coin of the realm.

At most gatherings of this nature will be found good Romany types,

half-breeds and nondescripts, and it is a fact worthy of noting that

usually one hears the best and fullest Romany spoken by the best types

of the race, while the language of the half-and-half and mongrels is

not infrequently fearful jargon combining Romany jib of a sort, slang

and profanity, mixed in different proportions by different individuals,

and used with scant regard to either grammar or propriety.

Perhaps one would not be surprised at this if the conditions under

which their early life is passed be taken into consideration, for the

low, nondescript wanderers—from whom the Romanies for the most part

keep aloof—constitute an appreciable proportion of the entertainers

at most fairs and the like, and provide a school for the apt pupils of

the rising generation, in which they graduate in most of the unholy

attainments of the class.

However, fairs change as does all else in a changing world. I recall

a visit I paid to a fair in north Hertfordshire years ago, and a

brief description of some of the units in its composition will be

interesting in comparison with those of to-day. In this particular

instance Romany folk were well represented, the women at the stalls and

shooting galleries being as usual dressed in black; in their ears were

gold earrings, and nearly all wore black hats having ostrich feather

adornments. At one stall, presided over by a voluble “Egyptian,” was

a large brass arrow pivoted at the centre, like the needle of a large

compass; around this was ranged a tempting display of rock,—that

sweetstuff beloved of the juvenile who could even eat it after he had

“peeked” at the process of manufacture behind the van,—and this was

disposed in such a manner that no matter in what direction the arrow

pointed when it came to rest after being set spinning by the expectant

youngster, the proprietress was always able to see that it pointed to a

small piece of rock, so that the speculator received about the value of

a farthing in return for his penny; but let us entertain the charitable

supposition that this was done to create disgust for games of chance

and suppress an incipient taste for gambling. “Yes, my dear,” I can

imagine I now hear her saying, “it’s quite fair, we never cheat,—now,

young man, have another try.”

Nowadays, these polished brass arrows are seldom or never seen on the

stalls of sweet-stuff, for the law has looked into the matter.

At another part of the fair one might hear inspiriting music being

ground out of a wheezy old organ by a one-legged performer, while

hard by was a stall where small bundles of out-of-date magazines were

offered at a penny or twopence the parcel. Somewhat in the rear of this

stall stood a cheapjack who now and again essayed to revive the public

curiosity by playing a concertina, banging a tea-tray or smashing a

few plates. Further on was a man standing upon an upturned box, who

was trying to persuade his small circle of hearers to believe that

the only straightforward way of getting to heaven was by following

the directions given in a little book,—a few copies of which he had

considerately brought with him—for sale. Passing between the lines of

sweetmeat, gingerbread and toy stalls, presided over principally by

swarthy, black-haired women, a number of trifles, such as one would

look for in vain to-day, might be seen; but the item which might now be

considered as most distinctly marking a different age, was the small

bundles of toy whips selling at one penny each, every whip containing

enough real gutta-percha to make a golf ball and having a wooden

whistle at the handle end.

Next came two women attired as Sisters of Mercy at a tiny stall,

selling embroidered work for the benefit of some convent; prominent

among their goods were men’s braces of such gorgeous colouring as would

make a naked savage yearn for trousers in order that braces of such

splendour might be adequately displayed.

Hard by was a thimble-rigger and exponent of the purse trick, but he

too has been prohibited by law to pursue his unselfish profession, and

probably the gentleman who stood at a stall close to him has ere this

been obliged by statute to divert to some other channel his labours for

the public good.

Along the shelf just above the man’s head were arranged glass jars of

specimens in spirit. These were labelled in Latin, in order to impress

the more the rustics, who were his best customers. The specimens,

purporting to be of human origin, were in reality portions of domestic

animals, carefully selected with a view to the particular organism

simulated, all of which were described as having been extracted from

human patients by means of the wonderful medicines offered by the

proprietor, whose magnanimity—judging from his own statements—was

phenomenal. One of the specimens of which I have a very distinct

recollection, was stated to be an extraordinary tapeworm from a

client, while it was actually the bleached intestine of a common fowl.

Nevertheless this man did a roaring trade, a tribute to his “gift of

the gab.”

Now and again would be heard the raucous voice of a

disreputable-looking man who perambulated the fair, announcing that

the “last dying speech and confession” of a malefactor, executed on

the previous day at the county gaol, could be bought for one penny.

Luckily, opportunities of this nature no longer occur. Gone, too, is

the obliging individual who was so anxious to allow everyone to “prick

the garter”; a short description of the procedure may therefore prove

interesting:—

Firstly, the exponent produced a very long, narrow leather strap;

this he doubled so as to form a loop end; he then set it upon edge on

the ground and rolled up the remainder of the strap around it, making

several other loops as he proceeded; then he invited bystanders to

prick with a long metal pin which he provided the loop considered to

be the doubling of the strap. A necessary condition was that the garter

pricker put down any sum he pleased, and in event of the pin remaining

caught in the loop when the strap was unwound by the demonstrator,

he doubled the amount laid down, the total sum becoming the property

of the garter pricker; on the other hand, if the strap came away

entirely from the pin, then the amount staked passed over to the strap

manipulator, who could work the trick so as to win or lose at will.

The period of which I write was that of the old “roundabouts.” Prior

to the development of galloping powers by the wooden horses and the

use of electric light, the naphtha lamps which illuminated the fair

at night frequently blew out and they then added powerfully to the

characteristic smell of the fair.

Such then is the kind of school in which many of the wanderers, whose

parents obtain a livelihood at fairs, learn their early lessons;

but to the credit of the Romanies it must be said that, as a rule,

they have not taken part in such distinctly swindling concerns as

thimble-rigging, purse trick and the like, these ventures being mostly

conducted by the cockney element which finds its way to all large

fairs; in fact, the only Romany concern which partook of this nature

I can recollect, was the brass arrow on the stall of the woman who

dispensed the celebrated “fair rock.”

Notwithstanding the innumerable inducements to adopt the ways of the

gorgio house-dweller, tradesman, mechanic, sharper or swindler, the

traditional life of the Romany has been proof against them; pricking

the garter and thimble-rigging are of the past, the purse trickster

and others of that ilk have had their day; but the same Romany types

will be still found attending the same fairs, gaining a livelihood in

practically the same manner as fifty years ago. They boast that their

people will never die out,—an assertion that can, of course, be proved

by time alone,—but it is certain that various writers, during the last

hundred years, have spoken of them as a fast disappearing race, and

have stated that they would become merged in, or absorbed by, the main

population; it is to be feared, however, that those who could write in

this strain, had not closely studied the people, for, as a matter of

fact, there is scarcely greater reason to expect the Romanies to become

extinct as a people, than that the Jews should lose their racial

characteristics, while unbiassed investigation of the matter would seem

to urge the opinion that the type will persist.

In this respect the gypsy must not for a moment be likened to the

aboriginal Australian, or to the Red man, for while they are gradually

but not the less surely being extinguished by the vices they have

adopted from the white man, the gypsy adapts himself to circumstances

to a certain extent but keeps more or less aloof from the “Gentile” and

is in little danger of becoming so civilized—if we may so term it—as

to lose in any degree his hold upon, or fidelity to, gypsydom, and down

to the present time he has falsified predictions by declining to die

off.

Most of the present-day fairs bring together a good sprinkling of the

“people of Egypt,” as the gypsies at one time called themselves, and

I have often met in my own locality some whom I have seen at similar

gatherings in other parts of the country. At one anniversary of the

local fair when a goodly number of my gorgio acquaintances happened to

be present, a Romany girl espied me as I sauntered along between the

stalls, and said as she slipped her arm through mine—

“Come along with me, my Rye; I’ll show you something to photo,” and

to the evident astonishment of those of my friends whose conduct was

regulated by Mrs. Grundy, I was escorted just out of the fair to where

an old woman was seated beside a ditch.

“There!” exclaimed my dusky guide, “she’ll make a good photo; she ain’t

long for this world, so you’d better get one now.”

Writing of fairs reminds me of an occasion when I looked up some

Romany acquaintances on the evening preceding a fair. There was every

prospect of a large gathering on the morrow, and quite a number of

gypsy families were on the ground. Work was finished for the day and

it was nearly dark as we sat around the fire. As we chatted mainly

in Romany, the youngsters—who had not yet been disposed of for the

night—evidently considered that their elders should not monopolize the

conversation and therefore kept up a running fire of questions, partly

with the hope that they might catch me tripping:—

“What’s a bokkra?”

“What are chokkars?”

“What’s tuv?”

“He dunno what mullo mas is, I sh’ think.”

“Do you know what a juggal is, my Rye?”

[Illustration: AROUND THE CAMP FIRE.]

“I say, what’s a gav mush?”

“Tell us what a baulo is.”

“You don’t know what a hotchi is, do you?”

And so on until one of the women was obliged to quiet them in order

that she might be heard.

“Lor’,” said she, “I could do with a hotchi (hedgehog) to-night,

couldn’t you, Rye? But p’r’aps you ain’t never tasted one.”

Here, a merry, laughing girl with a mischievous twinkle in her eye

interposed, saying:—

“Let me tell you how to cook ’em.

” ... first of all you pull off all the prickles one at a time with the

pincers——”

“Don’t you take no notice o’ her,” broke in her sister; “she’s

a-gettin’ at you; we don’t do nothin’ o’ the sort, we allus takes ’em

to the nearest barber’s and gets ’em shaved.”

Good-natured banter of this description constituted a fair proportion

of the talk that evening, although now and again conversation would

take a more serious turn. Meanwhile, one of the little ones had fallen

asleep in his mother’s arms, and she now proceeded to put him to bed;

however, he awoke during the process and as I stood at the caravan door

he suddenly sat bolt upright in bed, called out to me, “Goo’ night,

mush,” then as suddenly snuggled down to sleep.

When the woman returned to the fireside, she showed me a Bible, which,

she told me, she had carried about in the van for over twenty years,

but could not read a word of it. She also produced a book entitled “The

Traveller’s Guide,” a work issued by a colportage association; this

was, of course, equally useless to her unless some one could be found

who would read to her.

“If anybody starts readin’ to her,” said another of the company, “he’ll

get tired of the job before she’s done enough listenin’; why, she’d

stay up all night to have a book read to her.”

In connection with the reading of written or printed matter to gypsies,

a curious fact has many times come under my notice:—

Those who are unable to read see nothing extraordinary in the

possibility of recording, by means of written or printed characters,

all the sounds of the English language; but that one should be able to

write anything that may be spoken in the Romany tongue, and afterwards

to read it so as to reproduce the original speech, nearly always

occasions surprise.

I have often jotted down jingles, verses or quaint sayings by the

simple method of phonetic spelling, and when, somewhat later, I have

read aloud what I had written, considerable surprise has been evinced.

“Ain’t it wonderful he can set it down in Romany,” says one who is

unable to spell even her own name.

A tolerably sharp ear and a good memory are needed to catch and record

many of the verses one hears, for gypsies generally speak rapidly, and

their rhymes and sayings are sometimes in poggado jib, a strangely

mixed or broken language that requires much practice to ensure fluency.

The following may be considered a good example of this jargon, which is

neither good Romany nor English:—

“Mande went to poov the gry,

All around the stiggur sty,

Mush off to Mande,

I takes off my chuvvel,

I dels him in the per,

So ope me duvvel dancin’,

Mande cours well.”

It is unnecessary to render this jingle into English, but it serves

to convey the sound of this curious language, for I have recorded it

phonetically, exactly as spoken, and in common with much of the verse

beloved of the bedouin Arab this specimen is more forcible than elegant.

During the same evening I heard a girl recite a rhyme which must be

very old; it has been printed many times, and is fairly well known to

the student of Romany; nevertheless, one seldom hears it at the present

day and I was pleased to know it had not been lost, as many old gypsy

verses have been. The words were as follows and they differ in one

respect only from those which have been printed, the last word being

pronounced cosh, not cost:—

“Can you rokkra Romany?

Can you play the bosh?

Can you jal adrey the staripen?

Can you chin the cosh?”

In this, the real significance of the questions lies, not so much in

their literal meaning as in their idiomatic interpretation; instead of

the questions being simply—

Can you speak the Romany?

Can you play the fiddle?

Can you go into the prison?

Can you cut the stick?

a gypsy would understand them to signify—

... Are you a master of the Romany tongue?

Can you hold your own in a lav-chingaripen, or argument, in that

language?

... Are you a master of the fiddle?

... Are you man enough to “face the music,” hear your sentence and do

your bit without flinching?

... Are you qualified to earn your living as a gypsy? For if you cannot

in one way or another “chin the cosh” to some purpose, on occasion,

then you will never be successful on the road.

The Romany tongue being no exception to the rule that idioms are one

of the principal stumbling blocks to students of languages other than

their own.

Around us, about the fair ground, weird lights now glimmered, moved

and disappeared, appeared again, wandered and went out, fires here and

there flared up for a minute, died down, flickered and left a glow

which dimly illuminated in an eerie fashion caravan, framework, and the

jumble of preparation for the morrow’s business.

Now and again some one threaded his way in the uncertain light, a man

stumbled over a peg in the shadow near me and relieved his feelings in

the customary manner; one of the party around our dying fire remarked

that “old Noah had got ’em again,” another, who seemed to have a

philosophy and a code of ethics of her own, sagely observed:—

“Swear words was sent for our use, and what I says is,—a man or woman

as swears and don’t mean nothin’ by it, will be forgiven, but not a

person as tells a lie.”

Here, it may be well to point out, that by gypsies it is often

considered permissible, if not praiseworthy, to tell lies of all sorts

and sizes to a gorgio, but a gypsy who tells a “whopper” to his own

folk is “an out-and-out bad ’un.”

At one period in our history it was considered to be right and proper

for all gentlemen to curse and swear, and to make use of every

description of curious or picturesquely worded blasphemy; to-day, the

prevalent conception of what constitutes a gentleman taboos profanity

in any guise, but an incident I recollect which is relevant to the

subject must certainly not go unrecorded:—

An old woman told a friend of mine that she _did_ like to hear her son

swear, as he “always swore so hearty it did her real good.” Probably,

every one will not be able to view the matter in the same light.

On that night before the fair I renewed acquaintance with a number of

gypsies whom I had last seen in the strawberry country, and much was

talked of that related to happenings since that date and our mutual

arrangements for meeting again in the hop gardens, a relation of which

would be wearisome to the general reader, but the following snatches of

conversation and jottings from my notebook of this date are not devoid

of interest as they cast a sort of side-light on the character of the

Romanies:—

... The words “dear” and “dearie” are frequently used,—“take that dear

little bird in, it’s getting cold” (referring to a caged gold-finch,

hanging outside caravan).

... “Yes, it’s dreadful to think of the dear little children wanting

food” (referring to German atrocities in Belgium).

... “You go and witch yourself,” said a girl to an older relative,

during a brief display of temper; the woman to whom this was addressed,

turned to me and observed:—

“Ain’t that a dreadful thing to say to anybody, eh, Rye? She’s a devil,

she is.”

... Upon seeing a photograph of girls boxing, a woman remarked:—

“No, I don’t like to see women boxing, it’s too much like men. Women

should be women, and men should be men, I think.”

... “Yes, if I had more money I should buy a bicycle. I know where

there’s a good secondhand one I can buy for seven-and-six, but I can’t

afford it.”

... “I reckon some of the newspapers make a lot o’ money, why I heard

this morning of a man as buys four newspapers a day!”

The sound of the distant church clock striking the hour of ten was the

signal for parting salutations.

“Kushti rarde!”

“Kushti rarde, my Rye!”

A quarter of an hour later and not a sound broke the silence of the

fair ground,—a lull before the storm,—for on the morrow all would be

bustle and noise and other evidence of a determination to “make good”

while the opportunity lasted.

On the morning after the fair, by ten o’clock, no vestige of caravan,

tent or gypsy was to be seen,—otherwise, additional rent would have

been charged,—scarcely a sign was visible of the numerous fires that

had been there on the previous night, for most of these had been made

in large iron baskets, cylindrical iron containers some three feet or

so in height, or similar receptacles, in order that the fire should

not be in actual contact with the herbage, or a fine for burning the

grass would have been added to the rent for the ground; one fire I had

noticed was in a galvanized bath raised upon bricks from the ground.

The caravans, or as the gypsies frequently term them, living wagons,

are most interesting structures; they vary greatly in design, build

and fittings, and may cost anything between a few pounds and several

hundreds. Some of the travelling showmen appear to spare no expense in

the general “get up” of their homes, and while a liking for a kind of

barbaric splendour is not uncommon, the interior fittings of a few of

the best class of these portable houses are elaborate and costly, if

not exactly palatial, and it must be conceded to the gypsy,—well-to-do

or otherwise,—that in constructing his house on the common-sense

lines which are the outcome of experience he succeeds in solving the

problem of a house on wheels that will fulfil all reasonable, or even

extraordinary demands, far better than do the designers of some of the

touring vans one occasionally sees.

In bygone times, donkey caravans were used, many of them being little

more than covered carts, and to-day similar vehicles of a slightly

modified form may be seen drawn by horses or ponies, the vehicles being

too cumbrous and heavy to allow of a donkey being used as the draught

animal. I have, however, seen a pony between the shafts and a donkey

hitched on to the outside to assist.

The simplest form of what may be termed the covered van type of

dwelling is shown by the second van from the front in the Illustration.

The top or tilt is usually removable so that the owners may use it as

a tent, leaving the van free for ordinary purposes. I know a family

possessing a van of this description, who, during fruit picking,

contract for carrying to rail by means of the van while the tilt is

pegged down to the ground and utilized as a sleeping apartment.

I have been fortunate in obtaining in the one photograph, four

different classes of living wagon. The tilt of the simplest type is

composed of arched ribs covered with canvas or tarpaulin, that of

the foremost, and altogether more substantial vehicle is composed of

similar ribs which are covered with narrow planking, and this, in turn,

is covered with painted canvas.

[Illustration: TYPES OF LIVING WAGON.]

Most of the caravans are the work of professional wagon builders,

and vary in accordance with the ideas of the client and the sum he

is prepared to spend. Occasionally the gypsy constructs his own

habitation, and in such case usually purchases the under-carriage and

ironwork; he obtains most of his woodwork ready sawn, and executes the

greater part of the ornamental work, bevelling and so on, with the

knife, in the use of which he is an adept.

With regard to interior arrangement, there is, of course, as great, or

even a greater, difference in the cost and care expended on different

caravans than is apparent in the matter of exterior, but there is

withal a certain similarity in the disposition of the essentials. As

one enters the wagon, the fireplace is usually on the left hand, one

of the principal reasons for this being that when travelling, and

conforming to the rule of the road, the chimney protruding from the

roof is not liable to be damaged or broken off by the lower branches

of wayside trees, etc. Small ordinary, American, “Hostess” or other

stoves are fitted, but I recollect seeing in a caravan a stove that

consisted only of a piece of sheet-iron bent to a rough cylinder

tapering to a chimney, the lower part having a piece cut away and a

grid affixed therein. The family had no trouble to keep out the winter

cold, for this rather primitive stove would burn almost anything, the

van included if not carefully looked after. Almost invariably the

beds are across the van at the far end so that the weight is over the

hind wheels; usually they are raised some little distance from the

floor—the open space beneath being variously utilized, sometimes as a

sleeping apartment for the children, at others it is enclosed and has

doors for use as a cupboard. Plain or glass-fronted corner cupboards

may be found, and in some I have seen good pieces of old china, genuine

stuff, not the reproductions which are to be seen so frequently

nowadays.

Notwithstanding the fact that these things are highly prized and are

regarded as heirlooms by their owners, I have known valuable cups and

other articles to be in everyday use by both van and tent dwellers,

and he would be a brave dealer who—in some cases at least—ventured a

second time to attempt bargaining for possession.

“What a pity!” exclaims the connoisseur.

[Illustration: CARAVAN, SHOWING FIREPLACE.]

“Why shouldn’t I?” retorts the gypsy, “my people have always worked

hard for all they’ve had, and so have I. If I love the beautiful

shapes and colours of the old china that’s belonged to my people

time out of mind, that’s more than these nobs would; they don’t care

twopence for what’s beautiful in ’em, they only want ’em so they can

say I’ve got something nobody else can get and it cost me hundreds of

pounds.” The gypsy has a love for beauty of form, quaintness of design

and richness of colour, and if his worldly goods are few, he still has

his _lares et penates_, and if to use them in a legitimate way gives

him pleasure, “why,” as he asks, “shouldn’t he?”

For the preservative painting and exterior decoration of the caravan,

the most popular colours are green and yellow, a preference which may

perhaps be attributed to a reflex action on the mind of predominant

colours in nature they know and love so well.

Gypsies know well how to drive a bargain; despite this, or perhaps

because of it, the cheapest colour is not always used, as the

proprietor of the van has an eye to the lasting brilliance of the

colour. I know of an instance when a colour dealer offered a Romany

man a choice of lemon-coloured paints varying from fourpence to half a

crown the pound, and although the van owner appeared to be a good deal

exercised in mind as to the propriety of using a high-priced article,

which in appearance seemed exactly like the low-priced, he eventually

purchased the most expensive, it being explained to him that it would

retain its original brilliance for years, while the lower qualities

would probably fade in a short time. I did not see this van after it

had been painted, but it was, I believe, entirely of the brightest

lemon chrome procurable. As I have already indicated, green is favoured

by many as the principal colour for the outside of the van, and in

effect it is usually much less aggressive.

The Romany love of brilliant colour is, after all, but another Oriental

characteristic which persists, and, upon reflection, one cannot fail to

be impressed with the idea that it is not consistent to decry the taste

of the Romanichal as barbarous and at the same time select a mustard

colour for one’s own motor-car.

[Illustration: A GOOD TYPE OF CARAVAN.]

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