CHAPTER IX

The colourful years sped. At fifteen Wilbur Cowan, suddenly alive to

this quick way of time, was looking back to the days of his heedless

youth. That long aisle of years seemed unending, but it narrowed in

perspective until earlier experiences were but queerly dissolving

shapes, wavering of outline, dimly discerned, piquant or sad in the

mind, but elusive when he would try to fix them.

On a shining, full-starred night he stood before the little house in the

Penniman side yard and bade farewell to this youth. A long time he gazed

into the arched splendour above. He had never noticed that the stars

were so many and so bright; and they were always there, by day as well

as by night, so his father said. Many of them, on the same veracious

authority, were peopled; some with people who were yet but monkeys like

the Vielhaber's Emil; some with people now come to be human like

himself; others with ineffable beings who had progressed in measureless

periods of time beyond any human development that even Dave Cowan could

surmise.

The aging boy felt suddenly friendly with all those distant worlds, glad

they were there, so almost sociably near. On more than one of them,

perhaps far off in that white streak they called the Milky Way, there

must be boys like himself, learning useful things about life, to read

good books and all about machinery, and have good habits, and so forth.

Surely on one of those far worlds there was at least one boy like

himself, who was being a boy for the last time and would to-morrow be a

man. For Wilbur Cowan, beneath this starry welter of creation--of worlds

to be or in being, or lifeless hulks that had been worlds and were

outworn--was on this June night uplifted to face the parting of the

ways. His last day had been lived as a boy with publicly bare feet.

No more would he feel the soft run of new grass beneath his soles, or

longer need beware the chance nail or sharp stone in the way. On the

morrow, presumably to be a day inviting to bare feet as had all the

other days of his summers, remembered and forgotten, he would, when he

rose, put on stockings and stout shoes; and he would put them on world

without end through all the new mornings of his life, howsoever urgently

with their clement airs they might solicit the older mode. It was a

solemn thing to reflect upon, under a glittering heaven that held, or

not, those who might feel with him the bigness of the moment. He

suffered a vision of the new shoes, stiffly formidable, side by side at

the foot of his bed in the little house. It left him feeling all his

years.

And he would wear long trousers! With tolerant amusement he saw himself

as of old, barefoot, bare-legged, the knee pants buttoned to the calico

blouse. It was all over. He scanned the stars a last time, dimly feeling

that the least curious of their inhabitants would be aware of this

crisis.

Perhaps on one of those blinking orbs people with a proper concern for

other world events would be saying to one another: "Yes, he's grown up

now. Didn't you hear the big news? Why, to-morrow he's going to begin

driving a truck for Trimble Cushman--got a job for the whole summer."

If the announcement startled less than great news should, the speaker

could surely produce a sensation by adding: "The first automobile truck

in Newbern Center."

And how had this immature being, capable out-of-doors boy though he was,

come to be so exalted above his fellows? Sam Pickering's linotype had

first revealed his gift for machinery. For Sam had installed a linotype,

and Wilbur Cowan had patiently mastered its distracting intricacies.

Dave Cowan had informally reappeared one day, still attired with

decreasing elegance below the waist--his cloth-topped shoes but little

more than distressing memories--and announced that he was now an able

operator of this wondrous machine; and the harried editor of the

_Advance_, stung to enterprise by flitting wastrels who tarried at his

case only long enough to learn the name of the next town, had sought

relief in machinery, even if it did take bread from the mouths of honest

typesetters. Their lack of preference as to where they earned there

bread, their insouciant flights from town to town without notice, had

made Sam brutal. He had ceased to care whether they had bread or not. So

Dave for a summer had brought him surcease from help worries.

The cynical journeyman printer of the moment, on a day when Dave tried

out the new machine, had stood by and said she might set type but she

certainly couldn't justify it, because it took a human to do that, and

how would a paper look with unevenly ending lines? When Dave, seated

before the thing, proved that she uncannily could justify the lines of

type before casting them in metal, the dismayed printer had shuddered at

the mystery of it.

Dave Cowan seized the moment to point out to his admiring son and other

bystanders that it was all the working of evolution. If you couldn't

change when your environment demanded it Nature scrapped you. Hand

compositors would have to learn to set type by machinery or go down in

the struggle for existence. Survival of the fittest--that was it. The

doubting printer was not there to profit by this lecture. Though it was

but five o'clock, he was down on the depot platform moodily waiting for

the six-fifty-eight.

The next number of the _Advance_ was set by linotype, a circumstance of

which one of its columns spoke feelingly, and set, moreover, in the

presence of as many curious persons as could crowd about the operator.

Among these none was so fascinated as Wilbur Cowan. He hung lovingly

about the machine, his fingers itching to be at its parts. When work for

the day was over he stayed by it until the light grew dim in the

low-ceilinged, dusty office. He took liberties with its delicate

structure that would have alarmed its proud owner, playing upon it with

wrench and screw driver, detaching parts from the whole for the pure

pleasure of putting them back. He thus came to an intimate knowledge of

the contrivance. He knew what made it go. He early mastered its mere

operation. Sam Pickering felt fortified against the future.

Then it developed that though Dave Cowan could perform ably upon the

instrument while it retained its health he was at a loss when it

developed ailments; and to these it was prone, being a machine of

temperament and airs, inclined to lose spirit, to sulk, even irritably

to refuse all response to Dave's fingering of the keyboard. Dave was

sincerely startled when his son one day skillfully restored tone to the

thing after it had disconcertingly rebelled. Sam Pickering, on the point

of wiring for the mechanic who had installed his treasure, looked upon

the boy with awe as his sure hands wrought knowingly among the weirdest

of its vitals. Dave was impressed to utter lack of speech, and resumed

work upon the again compliant affair without comment. Perhaps he

reflected that the stern processes of his favourite evolution demanded

more knowledge of this machine than even he had acquired.

* * * * *

There ensued further profitable education for the young mechanic from

the remarkable case of Sharon Whipple's first motor car. Sharon, the

summer before, after stoutly affirming for two years that he would never

have one of the noisy things on the place, even though the Whipple New

Place now boasted two--boasting likewise of their speed and

convenience--and even though Gideon Whipple jestingly called him a

fossilized barnacle on the ship of progress, had secretly bought a motor

car and secretly for three days taken instructions in its running from

the city salesman who delivered it. His intention was to become daringly

expert in its handling and flash upon the view of the discomfited

Gideon, who had not yet driven a car. He would wheel carelessly up the

drive to the Whipple New Place in apparently contemptuous mastery of the

thing, and he would specifically deny ever having received any driving

lessons whatever, thus by falsehood overwhelming his brother with

confusion.

In the stable, therefore, one afternoon he had taken his place at the

wheel. Affecting a jovial ease of mind, he commanded the company of his

stableman, Elihu Titus, on the seat beside him. He wished a little to

show off to Elihu, but he wished even more to be not alone if something

happened. With set jaws and a tight grip of the wheel he had backed from

the stable, and was rendered nervous in the very beginning by the

apparent mad resolve of the car to continue backing long after it was

wished not to. Elihu Titus was also rendered nervous, and was safely on

the ground before the car yielded to the invincible mass of a boxwood

hedge that had been forty years in growing. Sharon pointed his eyebrows.

"It makes you feel like a helpless fool," he confided to his hireling.

"She's all right on this side," said Elihu Titus, cannily peering at the

nether mechanism in pretense that he had left his seat to do just that.

The next start was happier in results. Down the broad driveway Sharon

had piloted the monster, and through the wide gate, though in a sudden

shuddering wonder if it were really wide enough for his mount; then he

had driven acceptably if jerkily along back streets for an exciting

hour. It wasn't so bad, except once when he met a load of hay and

emerged with frayed nerves from the ordeal of passing it; and he had

been compelled to drive a long way until he could find space in which to

turn round. The smarty that had sold the thing to him had turned in a

narrow road, but not again that day would Sharon employ the whimsically

treacherous gear of the retrograde.

He came at last to a stretch of common that permitted a wide circle, and

took this without mishap. A block farther along he had picked up the

Cowan boy. He was not above prizing the admiration of this child for his

mechanical genius. Wilbur exclaimed his delight at the car and lolled

gingerly upon its luxurious back seat. He was taken full into the

grounds of the Whipple Old Place, because Sharon had suddenly conceived

that he could not start the car again if he stopped it to let down his

guest. The car entered the wide gateway, which again seemed dangerously

narrow to its driver, and purred on up the gravelled drive. When half

the distance to the haven of the stable had been covered it betrayed

symptoms of some obscure distress, coughing poignantly. Sharon pretended

not to notice this. A dozen yards beyond it coughed again, feebly,

plaintively, then it expired. There could be no doubt of its utter

extinction. All was over. The end had come suddenly, almost painlessly.

They got out and blankly eyed the lifeless hulk. After a moment of this,

which was fruitless, Sharon spoke his mind concerning the car. For all

the trepidation it had caused him, the doubts and fears and panics, he

took his revenge in words of biting acidity--and he was through with the

thing.

"Let's get it out of sight," he said at last, and the three of them

pushed it on along the drive to the shelter of the stable.

Elihu Titus then breathed a long sigh and went silently to curry a horse

in a neighbouring box stall. He knew when to talk and when not to. But

Wilbur Cowan, wishing motor cars were in build more like linotypes,

fearlessly opened the hood.

"My shining stars!" murmured Sharon at this his first view of his car's

more intimate devices. "She's got innards like a human, ain't she?" He

instantly beheld a vision of the man in the front of the almanac whose

envelope is neatly drawn back to reveal his complicated structure in

behalf of the zodiacal symbols. "It's downright gruesome," he added. But

his guest was viewing the neat complexities of metal with real pleasure

and with what seemed to the car's owner a practiced and knowing eye.

"Understand 'em?" demanded Sharon.

The boy hesitated. What he wished more than anything was freedom to

take the thing apart, all that charming assemblage of still warm metal

and pipes and wires. He wanted to know what was inside of things, what

made them go, and--to be sure--what had made them stop.

"Well, I could if I had a chance," he said at last.

"You got it," said Sharon. "Spend all your born days on the old cadaver

if you're so minded." Already to Sharon it was an old car. He turned

away from the ghastly sight, but stopped for a final warning: "But don't

you ever tell anybody. I ain't wanting this to get out on me."

"No, sir," said Wilbur.

"Maybe we ought to----" began Sharon, but broke off his speech with a

hearty cough. He was embarrassed, because he had been on the point of

suggesting that they call Doc Mumford. Doc Mumford was the veterinary.

The old man withdrew. Elihu Titus appeared dimly in the background.

"Ain't she one gosh-awful crazy hellion?" he called softly to Wilbur,

and returned to the horse, whose mechanism was understandable.

The boy was left sole physician to the ailing monster. He drew a long

breath of gloating and fell upon it. For three days he lived in grimed,

greased, and oiled ecstasy, appeasing that sharp curiosity to know what

was inside of things. The first day he took down the engine bit by bit.

The clean-swept floor about the dismantled hulk was a spreading turmoil

of parts. Sharon, on cool afterthought, had conceived that his purchase

might not have suffered beyond repair, but returning to survey the

wreck, had thrown up his fat hands in a gesture of hopeless finality.

"That does settle it," he murmured. He pointed to the scattered members.

"How in time did you ever find all them fiddlements in that little

space?" Of course no one could ever put them back.

He picked up the book that had come with the car, a book falsely

pretending to elucidate its mechanism, even to minor intelligences. The

book was profuse in diagrams, and each diagram was profuse in letters

of the alphabet, but these he found uninforming. For the maker of the

car had unaccountably neglected to put A, B, or C on the parts

themselves, which rendered the diagrams but maddening puzzles. He threw

down the book, to watch the absorbed young mechanic who was frankly

puzzled but still hopeful.

"It's an autopsy," said Sharon. He fled again, in the buggy drawn by the

roan. "A fool and his money!" he called from the sagging seat.

The second day passed with the parts still spread about the floor. Elihu

Titus told Sharon the boy was only playing with them. Sharon said he was

glad they could furnish amusement, and mentally composed the beginning

of what would be a letter of withering denunciation to the car's maker.

But the third day the parts were unaccountably reassembled. Elihu Titus

admitted that every one of them was put back, though he hinted they were

probably by no means where they had been. But Sharon, coming again to

the dissecting room at the day's end, was stricken with awe for the

astounding genius that had put back all those parts. He felt a gleam of

hope.

"She'd ought to go now," said the proud mechanic.

"You ought to know," said Sharon. "You been plumb into her gizzard."

"Only other thing I can think of," continued the mechanic, "mebbe she

needs more of that gasoline stuff." He raised the cushion of the front

seat and unscrewed a cap. "We might try that," he suggested, brightly.

"This tank looks like she's empty."

"Try it," said Sharon, and the incredulous Elihu Titus was dispatched to

the village for a five-gallon tin of the gasoline stuff. Elihu was

incredulous, because in Newbern gasoline was until now something that

women cleaned white gloves with. But when the tank was replenished the

car came again to life, throbbing buoyantly.

"I'll be switched!" said Sharon.

A day later he was telling that his new car had broke down on him, but

Buck Cowan had taken her all apart and found out the trouble in no time,

and put her gizzard and lights and liver back as good as new. And Buck

Cowan himself came to feel quite unjustifiably a creator's pride in the

car. It was only his due that Sharon should let him operate it; perhaps

natural that Sharon should prefer him to. Sharon himself was never to

become an accomplished chauffeur. He couldn't learn to relax at the

wheel.

So it was that the boy was tossed to public eminence on a day when

Starling Tucker, accomplished horseman, descended into the vale of

ignominy by means of the Mansion House's new motor bus. Starling had

permitted the selling agents to instruct him briefly in the operation of

the new bus, though with lordly condescension, for it was his conviction

that a man who could tame wild horses and drive anything that wore hair

could by no means fail to guide a bit of machinery that wouldn't r'ar

and run even if a newspaper blew across its face. He mounted the seat,

on his first essay alone, with the jauntiness becoming a master of

vehicular propulsion. There may have been in his secret heart a bit of

trepidation, now that the instructor was not there. In fact, one of the

assembled villagers who closely observed his demeanour related afterward

that Star's face was froze and that he had hooked onto the wheel like he

was choking it to death. But the shining structure had glided off toward

the depot, its driver's head rigid, his glance strained upon the road's

centre. As it moved away Wilbur Cowan leaped to the rear steps and was

carried with it. He had almost asked Starling Tucker for the privilege

of a seat beside him, but the occasion was really too great.

Five blocks down Geneseo Street Starling had turned out to permit the

passing of Trimble Cushman's loaded dray--and he had inexplicably,

terribly, kept on turning out when there was no longer need for it.

Frozen with horror, helpless in the fell clutch of circumstance, he sat

inert and beheld himself guide the new bus over the sidewalk and through

the neat white picket fence of the Dodwell place. It demolished one

entire panel of this, made deep progress over a stretch of soft lawn,

and came at last--after threatening a lawless invasion of the sanctity

of domicile--to a grinding stop in a circular bed of pansies that would

never be the same again. There was commotion within the bus. Wild-eyed

faces peered from the polished windows. A second later, in the speech of

a bystander, "she was sweating passengers at every pore!"

Then came a full-throated scream of terror from the menaced house, and

there in the doorway, clad in a bed gown, but erect and defiant, was the

person of long-bedridden Grandma Dodwell herself. She brandished her

lace cap at Starling Tucker and threatened to have him in jail if there

was any law left in the land. Excited citizens gathered to the scene,

for the picket fence had not succumbed without protest, and the crash

had carried well. Even more than at the plight of Starling, they

marvelled at the miracle that had been wrought upon the aged

sufferer--her that hadn't put foot to floor in twenty years. There were

outcries of alarm and amazement, hasty suggestions, orders to Starling

Tucker to do many things he was beyond doing; but above them all rose

clear-toned, vigorous denunciation from the outraged owner of the late

pansy bed, who now issued from the doorway, walked unsupported down the

neat steps, and started with firm strides for the offender. Starling

Tucker beheld her approach, and to him, as to others there assembled, it

was as if the dead walked. He climbed swiftly down upon the opposite

side of his juggernaut, pushed a silent way through the crowd, and

strode rapidly back to town. Starling's walk had commonly been a

loose-jointed swagger, his head up in challenge, as befitted a hero of

manifold adventure with wild horses. He now walked head down with no

swagger.

But the crowd ceased to regard him, for now a slight boyish figure--none

other than that of Wilbur Cowan--leaped to the seat, performed swift

motions, grasped the fateful wheel, and made the bus roar. The smell of

burned gasoline affronted the pretty garden. Wheels revolved savagely

among the bruised roots of innocent pansies. Grandma Dodwell screamed

anew. Then slowly, implacably hesitant, ponderous but determined, the

huge bus backed along the track it had so cruelly worn in the sward--out

through the gap in the fair fence, over the side-walk and into the road,

rocking perilously, but settling level at last. Thereupon the young hero

had done something else with mysterious handles, and the bus glided

swiftly on to the depot, making the twelve-two in ample time.

Great moments are vouchsafed only to those souls fortified to survive

them. To one who had tamed the proud spirit of Sharon Whipple's hellion

it was but lightsome child's play to guide this honest and amiable new

bus. To the Mansion he returned in triumph with a load of passengers,

driving with zest, and there receiving from villagers inflamed by tales

of his prowess an ovation that embarrassed him with its heartiness. He

hastened to remove the refulgent edifice, steering it prudently to its

station in the stable yard. Then he went to find the defeated Starling

Tucker. That stricken veteran sat alone amid the ruins of his toppled

empire in the little office, slumped and torpid before the cold, rusty

stove. He refused to be comforted by his devotee. He said he would never

touch one of them things again, not for no man's money. The Darwinian

hypothesis allows for no petty tact in the process of evolution.

Starling Tucker was unfit to survive into the new age. Unable to adapt

himself, he would see the Mansion's stable become a noisome garage,

while he performed humble and gradually dwindling service to a few

remaining horses.

Wilbur Cowan guided the Mansion's bus for two days. He longed for it as

a life work, but school was on and he was not permitted to abandon this,

even for a glorious life at the wheel. There came a youth in neat

uniform to perform this service--described by Starling Tucker as a young

squirt that wouldn't know one end of a hawse from the other. Only on

Saturdays--on Saturdays openly and clandestinely on Sundays--was there

present on the driver's seat a knowing amateur who could have sat there

every day but for having unreasonably to learn about compound fractions

and geography.

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