CHAPTER VIII

Midsummer faded into late summer, and Dave Cowan was still small-towning

it. To the uninformed he might have seemed a staff, fixed and permanent,

to Sam Pickering and the Newbern Center _Advance_. But Sam was not

uninformed. He was wise in Dave's ways; he knew the longer Dave stayed

the more casually would he flit; an hour's warning and the _Advance_

would be needing a printer. So Sam became aware on a day in early

September that he would be wise to have a substitute ready. He knew the

signs. Dave would become abstracted, stand longer and oftener at the

window overlooking the slow life of Newbern. His mind would already be

off and away. Then on an afternoon he would tell Sam that he must see a

man in Seattle, and if Sam had taken forethought there would be a new

printer at the case next day. The present sojourn of Dave's had been

longer than any Sam Pickering could remember, for the reason, it seemed,

that Dave had been interested in teaching his remaining son a good loose

trade.

Directly after the apotheosis of Merle his brother had been taken to the

_Advance_ office where, perched upon a high stool, his bare legs

intricately entwined among its rungs, he had been taught the surface

mysteries of typesetting. At first he was merely let to set up quads in

his stick, though putting leads between the lines and learning the use

of his steel rule. Then he was taught the location of the boxes in the

case and was allowed to set real type. By the time Sam Pickering noted

the moving signs in Dave the boy was struggling with copy and winning

his father's praise for his aptitude. True, he too often neglected to

reach to the upper case for capital letters, and the galley proofs of

his takes were not as clean as they should have been, but he was

learning. His father said so.

Every Wednesday he earned a real quarter by sitting against the wall

back of the hand press and inking the forms while his father ran off the

edition. This was better fun than typesetting. Before you was a long

roller on two other long rollers, and at your right hand was a small

roller with which you picked up ink from a stone, rolling it across and

across with a spirited crackle; then you ran the small roller the length

of the long roller; then you turned a crank that revolved the two lower

rollers, thus distributing the ink evenly over the upper one. After that

you ran the upper roller out over the two forms of type on the press

bed.

Dave Cowan, across the press, the sleeves of his pink-striped shirt

rolled to his elbows, then let down a frame in which he had fixed a

virgin sheet of paper, ran the bed of the press back under a weighted

shelf, and pulled a mighty lever to make the imprint. Wilbur had heard

the phrase "power of the press." He conceived that this was what the

phrase meant--this pulling of the lever. Surmounting the framework of

the press was a bronze eagle with wings out-spread for flight. His

father told him, the first day of his service, that this bird would flap

its wings and scream three times when the last paper was run off. This

would be the signal for Terry Stamper, the devil, to go across to

Vielhaber's and fetch a pail of beer. Wilbur had waited for this

phenomenon, only to believe, after repeated disappointments, that it was

one of his father's jokes, though it was true that Terry Stamper brought

the beer, which was drunk by Dave and Terry and Sam Pickering. Sam had

been folding the printed papers, while Terry Stamper operated a machine

that left upon each the name of a subscriber, dropping them into a

clothes basket, which he later conveyed to the post office. Wilbur

enjoyed this work, running the long roller across the forms after each

impression, spotting himself and his clothes with ink. After he had

learned some more he would be a printer's devil like Terry, and fetch

the beer and run the job press and do other interesting things. There

was a little thrill for him in knowing you could say devil in this

connection without having people think you were using a bad word.

But Dave's time had come. He "yearned over the skyline, where the

strange roads go down," though he put it more sharply to Sam Pickering

one late afternoon:

"Well, Sam, I feel itchy-footed."

"I knew it," said Sam. "When are you leaving?"

"No train out till the six-fifty-eight."

And Sam knew he would be meaning the six-fifty-eight of that same day.

He never meant the day after, or the day after that.

That evening Dave sauntered down to the depot, accompanied by his son.

There was no strained air of expectancy about him, and no tedious

management of bags. He might have been seeking merely the refreshment of

watching the six-fifty-eight come in and go out, as did a dozen or so of

the more leisured class of Newbern. When the train came he greeted the

conductor by his Christian name, and chatted with his son until it

started. Then he stepped casually aboard and surrendered himself to its

will. He had wanted suddenly to go somewhere on a train, and now he was

going. "Got to see a man in San Diego," he had told the boy. "I'll drop

back some of these days."

"Maybe you'll see the gypsies again," said Wilbur a bit wistfully.

But he was not cast down by his father's going; that was a thing that

happened or not, like bad weather. He had learned this about his father.

And pretty soon, after he went to school a little more and learned to

spell better, to use punctuation marks the way the copy said, and

capital letters even if you did have to reach for them, he, too, could

swing onto the smoking car of the six-fifty-eight--after she had really

started--and go off where gypsies went, and people that had learned good

loose trades.

There was a new printer at the case in the _Advance_ office the

following morning, one of those who constantly drifted in and out of

that exciting nowhere into which they so lightly disappeared by whim; a

gaunt, silent man, almost wholly deaf, who stood in Dave Cowan's place

and set type with machine-like accuracy or distributed it with

loose-fingered nimbleness, seizing many types at a time and scattering

them to their boxes with the apparent abandon of a sower strewing seed.

He, too, was but a transient, wherever he might be found, but he had no

talk of the outland where gypsies were, and to Wilbur he proved to be of

no human interest, so that the boy neglected the dusty office for the

more attractive out-of-doors, though still inking the forms for the

Wednesday edition, because a quarter is a good thing to have.

When Terry Stamper brought the pail of beer now the new printer drank

abundantly of the frothy stuff, and for a time glowed gently with a

suggestive radiance, as if he, too, were almost moved to tell of strange

cities; but he never did. Nor did he talk instructively about the

beginnings of life and how humans were but slightly advanced simians. He

would continue to set type, silent and detached, until an evening when

he would want to go somewhere on a train--and go. He did not smoke, but

he chewed tobacco; and Wilbur, the apprentice, desiring to do all things

that printers did, strove to emulate him in this interesting vice; but

it proved to offer only the weakest of appeals, so he presently

abandoned the effort--especially after Winona had detected him with the

stuff in his mouth, striving to spit like an elderly printer. Winona was

horrified. Smoking was bad enough!

Winona was even opposed to his becoming a printer. Those advantages of

the craft extolled by Dave Cowan were precisely what Winona deemed

undesirable. A boy should rather be studious and of good habits and

learn to write a good hand so that he could become a bookkeeper, perhaps

even in the First National Bank itself--and always stay in one place.

Winona disapproved of gypsies and all their ways. Gypsies were rolling

stones. She strove to entice the better nature of Wilbur with moral

placards bearing printed bits from the best authors. She gave him an

entire calendar with an uplifting sentiment on each leaf. One paying

proper attention could scarcely have lived the year of that calendar

without being improved. Unfortunately, Wilbur Cowan never in the least

cared to know what day in the month it was, and whole weeks of these

homilies went unread. Winona was watchful, however, and fertile of

resource. Aforetime she had devoted her efforts chiefly to Merle as

being the better worth saving. Now that she had indeed saved him, made

and uplifted him beyond human expectation, she redoubled her attentions

to his less responsive, less plastic brother. Almost fiercely she was

bent upon making him the moral perfectionist she had made Merle.

As one of the means to this end she regaled him often with tales of his

brother's social and moral refulgence under his new name. The severance

of Merle from his former environment had been complete. Not yet had he

come back to see them. But Winona from church and Sunday-school brought

weekly reports of his progress in the esteem of the family which he now

adorned. Harvey D. Whipple was proud of his new son; had already come to

feel a real fatherhood for him, and could deny him nothing. He was such

a son as Harvey D. had hoped to have. Old Gideon Whipple, too, was proud

of his new grandson. The stepmother, for whom Fate had been circumvented

by this device of adoption, looked up to the boy and rejoiced in her

roundabout motherhood, and Miss Murtree declared that he was a perfect

little gentleman. Also, by her account, he was studious, with a natural

fondness for the best in literature, and betrayed signs of an intellect

such as, in her confidentially imparted opinion, the Whipple family,

neither in root nor branch, had yet revealed. Patricia, the sister, had

abandoned all intention of running away from home to obtain the right

sort of companionship.

Winona meant to pique and inspire Wilbur to new endeavour with these

tales, which, for a good purpose, she took the liberty of embellishing

where they seemed to invite it--as how the Whipples were often heard to

wish that the other twin had been as good and well-mannered a boy as

Merle--who did not use tobacco in any form--so they might have adopted

him, too. Winona was perhaps never to understand that Wilbur could not

picture himself as despised and rejected. His assertion that he had not

wished to be adopted by any Whipples she put down to envious bravado.

Had he not from afar on more than one occasion beheld his brother riding

the prophesied pony? But he would have felt embarrassed at meeting his

brother now face to face. He liked to see him at a distance, on the

wonderful pony, or being driven in the cart with other Whipples, and he

felt a great pride that he should have been thus exalted. But he was

shyly determined to have no contact with this splendid being.

When school began in the fall he was again constrained to the halls of

learning. He would have preferred not to go to school, finding the free

outer life of superior interest; but he couldn't learn the good loose

trade without improving his knowledge of the printed word--though he had

not been warned that printers must be informed about fractions, or even

long division--but Winona being his teacher it was impracticable to be

absent on private affairs even for a day without annoying consequences.

During the long summer every day but Sunday had been a Saturday in all

essentials; now, though the hillsides blazed with autumn colour, ripe

nuts were dropping, the mornings sparkled a frosty invitation, and there

was a provocative tang of brush fires in the keen air, he must earn his

Saturdays, and might even of these earn but one in a long week. Sunday,

to be sure, had the advantage of no school, but it had the disadvantage

of church attendance, where one fell sleepy while the minister scolded;

and Sunday afternoon, even if one might fare abroad, was clouded by

reminders of the imminent Monday morning. It was rather a relief when

snow came to shroud the affable woods, bringing such cold that one might

as well be in a schoolroom as any place; when, as Winona put down in

her journal, the vale of Newbern was "locked in winter's icy embrace,"

and poor old Judge Penniman was compelled to while away the long

forenoons with his feet on a stock of wood in the kitchen oven.

From Dave Cowan came picture postcards addressed to his son,

gay-coloured scenes of street life or public buildings, and on these

Dave had written, "Having a good time, hope you are the same." One of

them portrayed a scene of revelry by night, and was entitled Sans Souci

Dance Hall, Denver, Colorado. Winona bribed this away from the recipient

with money. She wished Dave would use better judgment--choose the

picture of some good church or a public library.

The Whipple family, including its latest recruit, continued remote.

Wilbur would happily observe his one-time brother, muffled in robes of

fur, glide swiftly past in a sleigh of curved beauty, drawn by horses

that showered music along the roadway from a hundred golden bells, but

there were no direct encounters save with old Sharon Whipple. Sharon,

even before winter came, had formed a habit of stopping to speak to

Wilbur, pulling up the long-striding, gaunt roan horse and the buggy

which his weight caused to sag on one side to ask the boy idle

questions. Throughout the winter he continued these attentions, and

once, on a day sparkling with new snow, he took the rejected twin into a

cutter, enveloped him in the buffalo robe, and gave him a joyous ride

out over West Hill along the icy road that wound through the sleeping,

still woods. They were silent for the most of this drive.

"You don't talk much," said Sharon when the roan slowed for the ascent

of West Hill and the music of the bells became only a silver murmur of

chords. The boy was silent, even at this, for while he was trying to

think of a suitable answer, trying to think what Winona would have him

reply, Sharon flicked the roan and the music came loud again. There was

no more talk until Sharon pulled up in the village, the boy being too

shy to volunteer any speech while this splendid hospitality endured.

"Have a good time?" demanded Sharon at parting.

Wilbur tried earnestly to remember that he should reply in Winona's

formula, "I have had a delightful time and thank you so much for asking

me," but he stared at Sharon, muffled in a great fur coat and cap,

holding the taut lines with enormous driving gloves, and could only say

"Fine!" after which he stopped, merely looking his thanks.

"Good!" said Sharon, and touching the outer tips of his frosted eyebrows

with a huge gloved thumb he clicked to the roan and was off to a

sprinkle of bell chimes.

Wilbur resolved not to tell Winona of this ride, because he would have

to confess that he had awkwardly forgotten to say the proper words at

the end. Merle would not have forgotten. Probably Mr. Sharon Whipple,

having found him wanting in polish, would never speak to him again. But

Sharon did, for a week later, when Wilbur passed him where he had

stopped the cutter in River Street, the old man not only hailed him, but

called him Buck. From his hearty manner of calling, "Hello, there,

Buck!" it seemed that he had decided to overlook the past.

* * * * *

The advent of the following summer was marked by two events of

importance; Mouser, the Penniman cat, after being repeatedly foiled

throughout the winter, had gained access to the little house on a day

when windows and doors were open for cleaning, stalked the immobile blue

jay, and falling upon his prey had rent the choice bird limb from limb,

scattering over a wide space wings, feathers, cotton, and twisted wire.

Mouser had apparently found it beyond belief that so beautiful a bird

should not be toothsome in any single part. But the discoverer of this

sacrilege was not horrified as he would have been a year before. He had

even the breadth of mind to feel an honest sympathy for poor Mouser, who

had come upon arsenic where it could not by any known law of Nature have

been apprehended, and who for two days remained beneath the woodshed

sick unto death, and was not his old self for weeks thereafter. Wilbur

was growing up.

Soon after this the other notable event transpired. Frank, the dog,

became the proud but worried mother of five puppies, all multicoloured

like himself. It is these ordeals that mature the soul, and it was an

older Wilbur who went again to the _Advance_ office to learn the loose

trade, as his father had written him from New Orleans that he must be

sure to do. He had increased his knowledge of convention in the use of

capital letters, and that summer, as a day's work, he set up a column of

leaded long primer which won him the difficult praise of Sam Pickering.

Sam wrote a notice of the performance and printed it in the

_Advance_--the budding craftsman feeling a double glow when he sat this

up, too. The item predicted that Wilbur Cowan, son of our fellow

townsman, Dave Cowan, would soon become one of the swiftest of

compositors.

This summer he not only inked the forms on Wednesday, but he was

permitted to operate the job press. You stood before this and turned a

large wheel at the left to start it, after which you kept it going with

one foot on a treadle. Then rhythmically the press opened wide its maw

and you took out the printed card or small bill and put in another

before the jaws closed down. It was especially thrilling, because if you

should keep your hand in there until the jaws closed you wouldn't have

it any longer.

But there was disquieting news about the loose trade he intended to

follow. A new printer brought this. He was the second since the deaf one

of the year before, the latter on an hour's notice having taken the

six-fifty-eight for Florida one night in early winter--like one of the

idle rich, Sam Pickering said. The new printer, a sour, bald one of

middle age, reported bitterly that hand composition was getting to be no

good nowadays; you had to learn the linotype, a machine that was taking

the bread out of the mouths of honest typesetters. He had beheld one of

these heinous mechanisms operated in a city office--by a slip of a girl

that wouldn't know how to hold a real stick in her hand--and things had

come to a pretty pass. It was an intricate machine, with thousands of

parts, far more than seemed at all necessary. If you weren't right about

machinery, and too old to learn new tricks, what were you going to do?

Get sent to the printer's home, that was all! The new printer drank

heavily to assuage his gloom, even to a degree that caused Herman

Vielhaber to decline his custom, so that he must lean the gloomy hours

away on the bar of Pegleg McCarron, where they didn't mind such things.

Sam Pickering warned him that if this kept on there would no longer be

jobs for hand compositors, even in country printing offices; that he,

for one, would probably solve his own labour problem by installing a

machine and running it himself. But the sad printer refused to be warned

and went from bad to worse.

Wilbur Cowan partook of this pessimism about the craft, and wondered if

his father had heard the news. If it had ceased to be important that a

bright boy should set up a column of long primer, leaded, in a day, he

might as well learn some other loose trade in which they couldn't invent

a machine to take the bread out of your mouth. It was that summer he

spent many forenoons on the steps of the ice wagon driven by his good

friend, Bill Bardin. Bill said you made good-enough money delivering

ice, and it was pleasant on a hot morning to rumble along the streets on

the back steps of the covered wagon, cooled by the great blocks of ice

still in its sawdust.

When they came to a house that took only twenty-five pounds Bill would

let him carry it in with the tongs--unless it was one where Bill, a

knightly person, chanced to sustain more or less social relations with

the bondmaid. And you could chip off pieces of ice to hold in your

mouth, or cool your bare feet in the cold wet sawdust; and you didn't

have to be anywhere at a certain hour, but could just loaf along, giving

people their ice when you happened to get there. He wondered, indeed, if

delivering ice were not as loose a trade as typesetting had been, and

whether his father would approve of it. It was pleasanter than sitting

in a dusty printing office, and the smells were less obtrusive. Also,

Bill Bardin went about bareheaded and clad above the waist only in a

sleeveless jersey that was tight across his broad chest and gave his big

arms free play. He chewed tobacco, too, like a printer, but cautioned

his young helper against this habit in early youth. He said if indulged

in at too tender an age it turned your blood to water and you died in

great suffering. Wilbur longed for the return of his father, so he could

tell him about the typesetting machine and about this other good loose

trade that had opened so opportunely.

And there were other trades--seemingly loose enough--in which one drove

the most delightful wagons, and which endured the year round and not, as

with the ice trade, merely for the summer. There was, for example,

driving an express wagon. Afternoons, when the ice chests of Newbern had

been replenished and Bill Bardin disappeared in the more obscure

interests of his craft, Wilbur would often ride with Rufus Paulding,

Newbern's express agent. Rufus drove one excellent horse to a smart

green wagon, and brought packages from the depot, which he delivered

about the town. Being a companionable sort, he was not averse to Wilbur

Cowan's company on his cushioned seat. It was not as cool work as

delivering ice, and lacked a certain dash of romance present in the

other trade, but it was lively and interesting in its own way,

especially when Rufus would remain on his seat and let him carry

packages in to people with a book for them to sign.

And there was the dray, driven by Trimble Cushman, drawn by two proud

black horses of great strength. This trade was a sort of elder, heavier

brother of the express trade, conveying huge cases of merchandise from

the freight depot to the shops of the town. Progress was slower here

than with the express wagon, or even the ice wagon; you had to do lots

of backing, with much stern calling to the big horses, and often it took

a long time to ease the big boxes to the sidewalk--time and grunting

exclamations. Still it was not unattractive to the dilettante, and he

rode beside Trimble with profit to his knowledge of men and affairs.

But better than all, for a good loose trade involving the direction of

horses, was driving the bus from the Mansion House to the depot. The

majestic yellow vehicle with its cushioned, lavishly decorated interior,

its thronelike seat above the world, was an exciting affair, even when

it rested in the stable yard. When the horses were hitched to it, and

Starling Tucker from the high seat with whip and reins directed its

swift progress, with rattles and rumbles like a real circus wagon, it

was thrilling indeed. This summer marked the first admission of Wilbur

to an intimacy with the privileged driver which entitled him to mount

dizzily to the high seat and rattle off to trains. He had patiently

courted Starling Tucker in the office of the Mansion House livery

stable, sitting by him in silent admiration while he discoursed

learnedly of men and horses, helping to hitch up the dappled grays to

the bus, fetching his whip, holding his gloves, until it became a matter

of course that he should mount to the high seat with him.

This seemed really to be the best of all loose trades. On that high

seat, one hand grasping an iron railing at the side, sitting by

grim-faced Starling Tucker in his battered hat, who drove carelessly

with one hand and tugged at his long red moustache with the other, it

was pleasantly appalling to reflect that he might be at any moment

dashed to pieces on the road below; to remember that Starling himself,

the daily associate of horses and a man of high adventure, had once

fallen from this very seat and broken bones--the most natural kind of

accident, Starling averred, though gossip had blamed it on Pegleg

McCarron's whisky. Not only was it delectable to ride in the high place,

to watch trains come and go, to carry your load of travellers back to

the Mansion House, but there were interludes of relaxation when you

could sit about in the office of the stables and listen to agreeable

talk from the choice spirits of abundant leisure, with whom work seemed

to be a tribal taboo, daily assembled there. The flow of anecdote was

often of a pungent quality, and the amateur learned some words and

phrases that would have caused Winona acute distress; but he learned

about men and horses and dogs, and enlarged his knowledge of Newbern's

inner life, having peculiar angles of his own upon it from his other

contacts with its needs for ice and express packages and crates of

bulkier merchandise.

His father had once said barbering was a good loose trade that enabled

one to go freely about the world, but the boy had definitely eliminated

this from the list of possible crafts, owing to unfortunate experiences

with none other than Judge Penniman, for the judge cut his hair. At

spaced intervals through the year Winona would give the order and the

judge would complainingly make his preparations. The victim was taken to

the woodshed and perched on a box which was set on a chair. The judge

swathed him with one of Mrs. Penniman's aprons, crowding folds of it

inside his neckband. Then with stern orders to hold his head still the

rite was consummated with a pair of shears commandeered from plain and

fancy dressmaking. Loath himself to begin the work, the judge always

came to feel, as it progressed, a fussy pride in his artistry; a pride

never in the least justified by results. To Wilbur, after these ordeals,

his own mirrored head was a strange and fearsome apparition, the ears

appearing to have been too carelessly affixed and the scanty remainder

of his hair left in furrows, with pallid scalp showing through. And

there were always hairs down his neck, despite the apron. Barbering was

not for him--not when you could drive a bus to all trains, or even a

dray.

There were also street encounters that summer with old Sharon Whipple,

who called the boy Buck and jocularly asked him what he was doing to

make a man of himself, and whom he would vote for at the next election.

One sunny morning, while Wilbur on River Street weighed the possible

attractions of the livery-stable office against the immediate certainty

of some pleasant hours with Rufus Paulding, off to the depot to get a

load of express packages for people, Sharon in his sagging buggy pulled

up to the curb before him and told him to jump in if he wanted a ride.

So he had jumped in without further debate.

Sharon's plump figure was loosely clad in gray, and his whimsical eyes

twinkled under a wide-brimmed hat of soft straw. He paused to light a

cigar after the boy was at his side--the buggy continuing to sag as

before--then he pushed up the ends of his eyebrows with the blunt thumb,

clicked to the long-striding roan, and they were off at a telling trot.

Out over West Hill they went, leaving a thick fog of summer dust in

their wake, and on through cool woods to a ridge from which the valley

opened, revealing a broad checker-board of ripening grain fields.

"Got to make three of my farms," volunteered Sharon after a silent

hour's drive.

"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, which seemed enough for them both until the

first of the farms was reached.

Sharon there descended, passing the reins to a proud Wilbur, for talk

with his tenant on the steps of the yellow frame farmhouse. Sharon bent

his thick round leg to raise a foot to a rustic seat, and upon the

cushion thus provided made figures in a notebook. After a time of this,

while Wilbur excitingly held the roan horse, made nervous by a hive of

bees against the whitewashed fence, he came back to the buggy--which

sagged from habit even when disburdened of its owner--and they drove to

another farm--a red brick farmhouse, this time, with yellow roses

climbing its front. Here Sharon tarried longer in consultation. Wilbur

staunchly held the roan, listened to the high-keyed drone of a reaper in

a neighbouring field, and watched the old man make more figures in his

black notebook. He liked this one of the Whipples pretty well. He was

less talkative than Bill Bardin, and his speech was less picturesque

than Starling Tucker's or even Trimble Cushman's, who would often

threaten to do interesting and horrible things to his big dray horses

when they didn't back properly; but Wilbur felt at ease with Sharon,

even if he didn't say much or say it in startling words.

When Sharon had done his business the farmer came to lead the roan to

the barn, and Sharon, taking a pasteboard box from the back of the

buggy, beckoned Wilbur to follow him. They went round the red farmhouse,

along a grassy path carelessly bordered with flowers that grew as they

would, and at the back came to a little white spring house in which were

many pans of milk on shelves, and a big churn. The interior was cool and

dim, and a stream of clear water trickled along a passage in the cement

floor. They sat on a bench, and Sharon opened his box to produce an

astonishing number of sandwiches wrapped in tissue paper, a generous

oblong of yellow cheese, and some segments of brown cake splendidly

enriched with raisins.

"Pitch in!" said Sharon.

"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, and did so with an admirable restraint, such as

Winona would have applauded, nibbling politely at one of the sandwiches.

"Ain't you got your health?" demanded the observant Sharon, capably

engulfing half a sandwich.

"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.

"Eat like it then."

So the boy became less conscious of his manners, and ate like it, to

Sharon's apparent satisfaction. Midway in the destruction of the

sandwiches the old man drew from the churn a tin cup of what proved to

be buttermilk. His guest had not learned to like this, so for him he

procured another cup, and brought it brimming with sweet milk which he

had daringly taken from one of the many pans, quite as if he were at

home in the place.

"Milk's good for you," said Sharon.

"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.

"A regular food, as much as anything you want to name."

"Yes, sir." The boy agreed wholly, without wishing to name anything in

disparagement of milk.

They ate the sandwiches and cheese, and upon the guest was conferred the

cake. There were three pieces, and he managed the first swiftly, but was

compelled to linger on the second, even with the lubricating help of

another cup of milk.

"Bring it along," directed the host. So it was brought along to the

buggy, one piece in course of consumption and one carried to be eaten at

superb leisure as the fed roan carried them down the hot road to still

another farm.

They drove back to Newbern in the late afternoon, still largely silent,

though there was a little talk at the close on stretches of hill where

the roan would consent to slacken his pace.

"What you think of him?" Sharon demanded, nodding obliquely at the roan.

"He's got good hocks and feet--good head and shoulders, too," said the

boy.

"He has that," affirmed Sharon. "Know horses?"

"Well, I--"

He faltered, but suddenly warmed to talk and betrayed an intimate

knowledge of every prominent horse in Newbern. He knew Charley and Dick,

the big dray horses; and Dexter, who drew the express wagon; he knew Bob

and George, who hauled the ice wagon; he knew the driving horses in the

Mansion stables by name and point, and especially the two dapple grays

that drew the bus. Not for nothing had he listened to the wise talk in

the stable office, or sat at the feet of Starling Tucker, who knew

horses so well he called them hawses. It was the first time he had

talked to Sharon forgetfully. Sharon nodded his head from time to time,

and the boy presently became shy at the consciousness that he had talked

a great deal.

Then Sharon spoke of rumours that the new horseless carriage would soon

do away with horses. He didn't believe the rumours, and he spoke

scornfully of the new machines as contraptions. Still he had seen some

specimens in Buffalo, and they might have something in them. They might

be used in time in place of horse-drawn busses and ice wagons and drays.

Wilbur was chilled by this prediction. He had more than half meant to

drive horses to one of these useful affairs, but what if they were to be

run by machinery? Linotypes to spoil typesetting by hand, and now

horseless carriages to stop driving horses! He wondered if it would be

any use to learn any trade. He would have liked to ask Sharon, but

hardly dared.

"Well, it's an age of progress," said Sharon at last. "We got to expect

changes."

Wilbur was at home on this topic. He became what Winona would have

called informative.

"We can't stop change," he said in his father's manner. "First, there

was star dust, and electricity or something made it into the earth; and

some water and chemicals made life out of this electricity or

something----"

"Hey?" said the startled Sharon, but the story of creation continued.

"And there was just little animals first, but they got to be bigger,

because they had to change; and pretty soon they become monkeys, and

then they changed some more, and stood up on their hind feet, and so

they got to be human beings like us--because--because they had to

change," he concluded, lucidly.

"My shining stars!" breathed Sharon.

"And they lost their tails and got so they would wear neckties and have

post offices and depots and religions," added the historian in a final

flash of memory.

"Well, I'll be switched!" said Sharon.

"It's electricity or something," explained the lecturer. "My father said

so."

"Oh!" said Sharon.

"But he says there's a catch in it somewhere."

"I should think there was," said Sharon. "By gracious goodness, I should

think there was a catch in it somewhere! But you understand the whole

thing as easy as crack a nut, don't you?"

"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.

"Giddap there!" said Sharon.

Wilbur did not tell Winona of this day's encounter with an authentic

Whipple. He would have done so but for the dollar that Sharon absently

bestowed upon him from a crumple of bills when he left the buggy at the

entrance to Whipple Old Place. Winona, he instantly knew, would counsel

him to save the dollar, and he did not wish to save it. As fast as his

bare feet--with a stone bruise on one heel--would carry him he sped to

Solly Gumble's. Yet not with wholly selfish intent. A section of plug

tobacco, charmingly named Peach and Honey, was purchased for a quarter

as a gift to Bill Bardin of the ice wagon. Another quarter secured three

pale-brown cigars, with gay bands about their middles, to be lavished

upon the hero, Starling Tucker.

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