LETTER XVI.

PARIS, September, 1805.

MY LORD:--The Prince Borghese has lately been appointed a captain of the

Imperial Guard of his Imperial brother-in-law, Napoleon the First, and is

now in Germany, making his first campaign. A descendant of a wealthy and

ancient Roman family, but born with a weak understanding, he was easily

deluded into the ranks of the revolutionists of his own country, by a

Parisian Abbe, his instructor and governor, and gallant of the Princesse

Borghese, his mother. He was the first secretary of the first Jacobin

club established at Rome, in the spring of 1798; and in December of the

same year, when the Neapolitan troops invaded the Ecclesiastical States,

he, with his present brother-in-law, another hopeful Roman Prince, Santa

Cruce, headed the Roman sans-culottes in their retreat. To show his love

of equality, he had previously served as a common man in a company of

which the captain was a fellow that sold cats’ meat and tripe in the

streets of Rome, and the lieutenant a scullion of his mother’s kitchen.

Since Imperial aristocracy is now become the order of the day, he is as

insupportable for his pride and vanity as he, some years ago, was

contemptible for his meanness. He married, in 1803, Madame Leclerc, who,

between the death of a first and a wedding with a second husband--a space

of twelve months--had twice been in a fair way to become a mother. Her

portion was estimated at eighteen millions of livres--a sum sufficient to

palliate many ‘faux pas’ in the eyes of a husband more sensible and more

delicate than her present Serene Idiot, as she styles the Prince

Borghese.

The lady is the favourite sister of Napoleon, the ablest, but also the

most wicked of the female Bonapartes. She had, almost from her infancy,

passed through all the filth of prostitution, debauchery, and profligacy

before she attained her present elevation; rank, however, has not altered

her morals, but only procured her the means of indulging in new excesses.

Ever since the wedding night the Prince Borghese has been excluded from

her bed; for she declared frankly to him, as well as to her brother, that

she would never endure the approach of a man with a bad breath; though

many who, from the opportunities they have had of judging, certainly

ought to know, pretend that her own breath is not the sweetest in the

world. When her husband had marched towards the Rhine, she asked her

brother, as a favour, to procure the Prince Borghese, after a useless

life, a glorious death. This curious demand of a wife was, made in

Madame Bonaparte’s drawing-room, in the presence of fifty persons. “You

are always ‘etourdie’,” replied Napoleon, smiling.

If Bonaparte, however, overlooks the intrigues of his sisters, he is not

so easily pacified when any reports reach him inculpating the virtues of

his sisters-in-law. Some gallants of Madame Joseph Bonaparte have

already disappeared to return no more, or are wandering in the wilds of

Cayenne; but the Emperor is particularly attentive to everything

concerning the morality of Madame Louis, whose descendants are destined

to continue the Bonaparte dynasty. Two officers, after being cashiered,

were, with two of Madame Louis’s maids, shut up last month in the Temple,

and have not since been heard of, upon suspicion that the Princess

preferred their society to that of her husband.

Louis Bonaparte, whose constitution has been much impaired by his

debaucheries, was, last July, advised by his physicians to use the baths

at St. Amand. After his wife had accompanied him as far as Lille, she

went to visit one of her friends, Madame Ney, the wife of General Ney,

who commanded the camp near Montreuil. This lady resided in a castle

called Leek, in the vicinity, where dinners, concerts, balls, and other

festivities celebrated the arrival of the Princess; and to these the

principal officers of the camp were invited. One morning, about an hour

after the company had retired to bed, the whole castle was disturbed and

alarmed by an uproar in the anteroom of Princesse Louis’s bedchamber. On

coming to the scene of riot, two officers were found there fighting, and

the Princesse Louis, more than half undressed, came out and called the

sentries on duty to separate the combatants, who were both wounded. This

affair occasioned great scandal; and General Ney, after having put the

officers under arrest, sent a courier to Napoleon at Boulogne, relating

the particulars and demanding His Majesty’s orders. It was related and

believed as a fact that the quarrel originated about two of the maids of

the Princess (whose virtue was never suspected), with whom the officers

were intriguing. The Emperor ordered the culprits to be broken and

delivered up to his Minister of Police, who knew how to proceed. The

Princesse Louis also received an invitation to join her sister-in-law,

Madame Murat, then in the camp at Boulogne, and to remain under her care

until her husband’s return from St. Amand.

General Murat was then at Paris, and his lady was merely on a visit to

her Imperial brother, who made her responsible for Madame Louis, whom he

severely reprimanded for the misconduct of her maids. The bedrooms of

the two sisters were on the same floor. One night, Princesse Louis

thought she heard the footsteps of a person on the staircase, not like

those of a female, and afterwards the door of Madame Murat’s room opened

softly. This occurrence deprived her of all desire to sleep; and

curiosity, or perhaps revenge, excited her to remove her doubts

concerning the virtue of her guardian. In about an hour afterwards, she

stole into Madame Murat’s bedroom, by the way of their sitting-room, the

door in the passage being bolted. Passing her hand over the pillow, she

almost pricked herself with the strong beard of a man, and, screaming

out, awoke her sister, who inquired what she could want at such an

unusual hour.

“I believe,” replied the Princess, “my room is haunted. I have not shut

my eyes, and intended to ask for a place by your side, but I find it is

already engaged:

“My maid always sleeps with me when my husband is absent,” said Madame

Murat.

“It is very rude of your maid to go to bed with her mistress without

first shaving herself,” said the Princess, and left the room.

The next morning an explanation took place; the ladies understood each

other, and each, during the remaining part of her husband’s absence, had

for consolation a maid for a bedfellow. Madame Murat also convinced the

Emperor that his suspicions with regard to the Princesse Louis were

totally unfounded; and he with some precious presents, indemnified her

for his harsh treatment.

It is reported that the two maids of the Princesse Louis, when before

Fouche, first denied all acquaintance with the officers; but, being

threatened with tortures, they signed a ‘proces verbal’, acknowledging

their guilt. This valuable and authentic document the Minister sent by

an extra courier to the Emperor, who showed it to his stepdaughter. Her

generosity is proverbial here, and therefore nobody is surprised that she

has given a handsome sum of money to the parents of her maids, who had in

vain applied to see their children; Fouche having told them that affairs

of State still required their confinement. One of them, Mariothe, has

been in the service of the Princess ever since her marriage, and is known

to possess all her confidence; though during that period of four years

she has twice been in a state of pregnancy, through the condescending

attention of her princely master.

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