LETTER XXXVII.

PARIS, September, 1805.

MY LORD:--I can truly defy the world to produce a corps of such a

heterogeneous composition as our Conservative Senate, when I except the

members composing Bonaparte’s Legion of Honour. Some of our Senators

have been tailors, apothecaries, merchants, chemists, quacks, physicians,

barbers, bankers, soldiers, drummers, dukes, shopkeepers, mountebanks,

Abbes, generals, savans, friars, Ambassadors, counsellors, or presidents

of Parliament, admirals, barristers, Bishops, sailors, attorneys,

authors, Barons, spies, painters, professors, Ministers, sans-culottes,

atheists, stonemasons, robbers, mathematicians, philosophers, regicides,

and a long et cetera. Any person reading through the official list of

the members of the Senate, and who is acquainted with their former

situations in life, may be convinced of this truth. Should he even be

ignorant of them, let him but inquire, with the list in his hand, in any

of our fashionable or political circles; he will meet with but few

persons who are not able or willing to remove his doubts, or to gratify

his curiosity. There are not many of them whom it is possible to

elevate, but those are still more numerous whom it is impossible to

degrade. Their past lives, vices, errors, or crimes, have settled their

characters and reputation; and they must live and die in ‘statu quo’,

either as fools or as knaves, and perhaps as both.

I do not mean to say that they are all criminals or all equally criminal,

if insurrection against lawful authority and obedience to usurped tyranny

are not to be considered as crimes; but there are few indeed who can lay

their hands on their bosoms and say, ‘vitam expendere vero’. Some of

them, as a Lagrange, Berthollet, Chaptal, Laplace, Francois de

Neuf-Chateau, Tronchet, Monge, Lacepede, and Bougainville, are certainly

men of talents; but others, as a Porcher, Resnier, Vimar, Auber, Perk,

Sera, Vernier, Vien, Villetard, Tascher, Rigal, Baciocchi, Beviere,

Beauharnais, De Luynea (a ci-devant duke, known under the name of Le Gros

Cochon), nature never destined but to figure among those half-idiots and

half-imbeciles who are, as it were, intermedial between the brute and

human creation.

Sieges, Cabanis, Garron Coulon, Lecouteul, Canteleu, Lenoin Laroche,

Volney, Gregoire, Emmery, Joucourt, Boissy d’Anglas, Fouche, and Roederer

form another class,--some of them regicides, others assassins and

plunderers, but all intriguers whose machinations date from the beginning

of the Revolution. They are all men of parts, of more or less knowledge,

and of great presumption. As to their morality, it is on a level with

their religion and loyalty. They betrayed their King, and had denied

their God already in 1789.

After these come some others, who again have neither talents to boast of

nor crimes of which they have to be ashamed. They have but little

pretension to genius, none to consistency, and their honesty equals their

capacity. They joined our political revolution as they might have done a

religious procession. It was at that time a fashion; and they applauded

our revolutionary innovations as they would have done the introduction of

a new opera, of a new tragedy, of a new comedy, or of a new farce. To

this fraternity appertain a ci-devant Comte de Stult-Tracy,

Dubois--Dubay, Kellerman, Lambrechts, Lemercier, Pleville--Le Pelley,

Clement de Ris, Peregeaux, Berthelemy, Vaubois, Nrignon, D’Agier, Abrial,

De Belloy, Delannoy, Aboville, and St. Martin La Motte.

Such are the characteristics of men whose ‘senatus consultum’ bestows an

Emperor on France, a King on Italy, makes of principalities departments

of a Republic, and transforms Republics into provinces or principalities.

To show the absurdly fickle and ridiculously absurd appellations of our

shamefully perverted institutions, this Senate was called the

Conservative Senate; that is to say, it was to preserve the republican

consular constitution in its integrity, both against the; encroachments

of the executive and legislative power, both against the manoeuvres of

the factions, the plots of the royalists or monarchists, and the clamours

of a populace of levellers. But during the five years that these honest

wiseacres have been preserving, everything has perished--the Republic,

the Consuls, free discussions, free election, the political liberty, and

the liberty of the Press; all--all are found nowhere but in old, useless,

and rejected codes. They have, however, in a truly patriotic manner

taken care of their own dear selves. Their salaries are more than

doubled since 1799.

Besides mock Senators, mock praetors, mock quaestors, other ‘nomina

libertatis’ are revived, so as to make the loss of the reality so much

the more galling. We have also two curious commissions; one called “the

Senatorial Commission of Personal Liberty,” and the other “the Senatorial

Commission of the Liberty of the Press.” The imprisonment without cause,

and transportation without trial, of thousands of persons of both sexes

weekly, show the grand advantages which arise from the former of these

commissions; and the contents of our new books and daily prints evince

the utility and liberality of the latter.

But from the past conduct of these our Senators, members of these

commissions, one may easily conclude what is to be expected in future

from their justice and patriotism. Lenoin Laroche, at the head of the

one, was formerly an advocate of some practice, but attended more to

politics than to the business of his clients, and was, therefore, at the

end of the session of the first assembly (of which he was a member),

forced, for subsistence, to become the editor of an insignificant

journal. Here he preached licentiousness, under the name of Liberty, and

the agrarian law in recommending Equality. A prudent courtier of all

systems in fashion, and of all factions in power, he escaped

proscription, though not accusation of having shared in the national

robberies. A short time in the summer of 1797, after the dismissal of

Cochon, he acted as a Minister of Police; and in 1798 the Jacobins

elected him a member of the Council of Ancients, where he, with other

deputies, sold himself to Bonaparte, and was, in return, rewarded with a

place in the Senate. Under monarchy he was a republican, and under a

Republic he extolled monarchical institutions. He wished to be singular,

and to be rich. Among so many shocking originals, however, he was not

distinguished; and among so many philosophical marauders, he had no

opportunity to pillage above two millions of livres. This friend of

liberty is now one of the most despotic Senators, and this lover of

equality never answers when spoken to, if not addressed as “His

Excellency,” or “Monseigneur.”

Boissy d’ Anglas, another member of this commission, was before the

Revolution a steward to Louis XVIII. when Monsieur; and, in 1789, was

chosen a deputy of the first assembly, where he joined the factions, and

in his speeches and writings defended all the enormities that dishonoured

the beginning as well as the end of the Revolution. A member afterwards

of the National Convention, he was sent in mission to Lyons, where,

instead of healing the wounds of the inhabitants, he inflicted new ones.

When, on the 15th of March, 1796, in the Council of Five Hundred, he

pronounced the oath of hatred to royalty, he added, that this oath was in

his heart, otherwise no power upon earth could have forced him to take

it; and he is now a sworn subject of Napoleon the First! He pronounced

the panegyric of Robespierre, and the apotheosis of Marat. “The soul,”

said he, “was moved and elevated in hearing Robespierre speak of the

Supreme Being with philosophical ideas, embellished by eloquence;” and he

signed the removal of the ashes of Marat to the temple consecrated to

humanity! In September, 1797, he was, as a royalist, condemned to

transportation by the Directory; but in 1799 Bonaparte recalled him, made

him first a tribune and afterwards a Senator.

Boissy d’ Anglas, though an apologist of robbers and assassins, has

neither murdered nor plundered; but, though he has not enriched himself,

he has assisted in ruining all his former protectors, benefactors, and

friends.

Sers, a third member of this commission, was, before the Revolution, a

bankrupt merchant at Bordeaux, but in 1791 was a municipal officer of the

same city, and sent as a deputy to the National Assembly, where he

attempted to rise from the clouds that encompassed his heavy genius by a

motion for pulling down all the statues of Kings all over France. He

seconded another motion of Bonaparte’s prefect, Jean Debrie, to decree a

corps of tyrannicides, destined to murder all Emperors, Kings, and

Princes. At the club of the Jacobins, at Bordeaux, he prided himself on

having caused the arrest and death of three hundred aristocrats; and

boasted that he never went out without a dagger to despatch, by a summary

justice, those who had escaped the laws. After meeting with well-merited

contempt, and living for some time in the greatest obscurity, by a

handsome present to Madame Bonaparte, in 1799, he obtained the favour of

Napoleon, who dragged him forward to be placed among other ornaments of

his Senate. Sers has just cunning enough to be taken for a man of sense

when with fools; when with men of sense, he reassumes the place allotted

him by Nature. Without education, as well as without parts, he for a

long time confounded brutal scurrility with oratory, and thought himself

eloquent when he was only insolent or impertinent. His ideas of liberty

are such that, when he was a municipal officer, he signed a mandate of

arrest against sixty-four individuals of both sexes, who were at a ball,

because they had refused to invite to it one of his nieces.

Abrial, Emmery, Vernier, and Lemercier are the other four members of that

commission; of these, two are old intriguers, two are nullities, and all

four are slaves.

Of the seven members of the senatorial commission for preserving the

liberty of the Press, Garat and Roederer are the principal. The former

is a pedant, while pretending to be a philosopher; and he signed the

sentence of his good King’s death, while declaring himself a royalist. A

mere valet to Robespierre, his fawning procured him opportunities to

enrich himself with the spoil of those whom his calumnies and plots

caused to be massacred or guillotined. When, as a Minister of Justice,

he informed Louis XVI. of his condemnation, he did it with such an

affected and atrocious indifference that he even shocked his accomplices,

whose nature had not much of tenderness. As a member of the first

assembly, as a Minister under the convention, and as a deputy of the

Council of Five Hundred, he always opposed the liberty of the Press. “The

laws, you say” (exclaimed he, in the Council), “punish libellers; so they

do thieves and housebreakers; but would you, therefore, leave your doors

unbolted? Is not the character, the honour, and the tranquillity of a

citizen preferable to his treasures? and, by the liberty of the Press,

you leave them at the mercy of every scribbler who can write or think.

The wound inflicted may heal, but the scar will always remain. Were you,

therefore, determined to decree the motion for this dangerous and

impolitic liberty, I make this amendment, that conviction of having

written a libel carries with it capital punishment, and that a label be

fastened on the breast of the libeller, when carried to execution, with

this inscription: ‘A social murderer,’ or ‘A murderer of characters!’”

Roederer has belonged to all religious or antireligious sects, and to all

political or anti-social factions, these last twenty years; but, after

approving, applauding, and serving them, he has deserted them, sold them,

or betrayed them. Before the Revolution, a Counseller of Parliament at

Metz, he was a spy of the Court on his colleagues; and, since the

Revolution, he served the Jacobins as a spy on the Court. Immoral and

unprincipled to the highest degree, his profligacy and duplicity are only

equalled by his perversity and cruelty. It was he who, on the 10th of

August, 1792, betrayed the King and the Royal Family into the hands of

their assassins, and who himself made a merit of this infamous act. After

he had been repulsed by all, even by the most sanguinary of our parties

and partisans, by a Brissot, a Marat, a Robespierre, a Tallien, and a

Barras, Bonaparte adopted him first as a Counsellor of State, and

afterwards as a Senator. His own and only daughter died in a

miscarriage, the consequence of an incestuous commerce with her unnatural

parent; and his only, son is disinherited by him for resenting his

father’s baseness in debauching a young girl whom the son had engaged to

marry.

With the usual consistency of my revolutionary countrymen, he has, at one

period, asserted that the liberty of the Press was necessary for the

preservation both of men and things, for the protection of governors as

well as of the governed, and that it was the best support of a

constitutional Government. At another time he wrote that, as it was

impossible to fix the limits between the liberty and the licentiousness

of the Press, the latter destroyed the benefits of the former; that the

liberty of the Press was useful only against a Government which one

wished to overturn, but dangerous to a Government which one wished to

preserve. To show his indifference about his own character, as well as

about the opinion of the public, these opposite declarations were

inserted in one of our daily papers, and both were signed “Roederer.”

In 1789, he was indebted above one million two hundred thousand

livres--and he now possesses national property purchased for seven

millions of livres--and he avows himself to be worth three millions more

in money placed in our public funds. He often says, laughingly, that he

is under great obligations to Robespierre, whose guillotine acquitted in

one day all his debts. All his creditors, after being denounced for

their aristocracy, were murdered en masse by this instrument of death.

Of all the old beaux and superannuated libertines whose company I have

had the misfortune of not being able to avoid, Roederer is the most

affected, silly, and disgusting. His wrinkled face, and effeminate and

childish air; his assiduities about every woman of beauty or fashion; his

confidence in his own merit, and his presumption in his own power, wear

such a curious contrast with his trembling hands, running eyes, and

enervated person, that I have frequently been ready to laugh at him in

his face, had not indignation silenced all other feeling. A

light-coloured wig covers a bald head; his cheeks and eyelids are

painted, and his teeth false; and I have seen a woman faint away from the

effect of his breath, notwithstanding that he infects with his musk and

perfumes a whole house only with his presence. When on the ground floor

you may smell him in the attic.

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