IV.

The shadows were lengthening in the beautiful garden. It was a warm

spring evening. The old sun-dial had just struck seven.

The poet threw aside his book and called his Airedale terrier; the dog,

responding in time, eventually reached his master's knee.

Seizing his opportunity, the representative of the Press observed, "You

are, I see, fond of dogs."

"Fond of dogs?" replied the poet. "I? I detest them;" and so saying he

kicked the Airedale a distance of several feet into the air, so that,

falling immediately on the sun-dial, it was transfixed by the gnomon.

As he watched its struggles, thus impaled, the poet laughed the hearty

resonant laugh for which he was famous.

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