INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.

It has come as an immense relief to all true lovers of peace to learn

that such German soldiers as have been taking part in the war on the

Italian frontier have previously resigned their positions in the

KAISER'S army and been re-enrolled under the Austrian flag, so that no

untoward incident may disturb the profound peace which exists between

Germany and Italy. All the same there are elements of possible danger in

the situation which should be carefully watched. We look forward to a

time when our gallant ally may be confidently expected to advance on to

German soil, and we think it would be well for the authorities at Rome

(unless the invading host is provided with Montenegrin uniforms) to

serve out beforehand a large number of tourist coupons, available over a

wide choice of different routes. This might avert the terrible

consequences that are likely to follow a breach of relations.

Of course it must be remembered that Italy has now signed on not to

enter into a separate peace, and no doubt the only true economy is to

make the present one go as far as possible, as it cannot be replaced.

Still, since the sinking of the _Ancona_ by a German crew (partially

whitewashed so as to look like Austrians), Italy's neutrality has become

of an extremely virulent order.

We need hardly say that President WILSON even on his honeymoon is

closely watching the situation and thinking over it very deeply, very

slowly and very calmly, hoping to discover hints for his own future

guidance. It is said that he feels himself being drawn more and more

into the vortex, and his attitude of passive belligerency may be

followed by one of aggressive non-interference. It is common knowledge

in Washington that if he can get no satisfaction on the _Ancona_

question he will either despatch a new note (which will be _almost_ an

ultimatum) or simply pass on and declare war on Albania.

Portugal (as the ancient ally of Great Britain), who has already been

involved in a scrap with German troops in Angola, is naturally deeply

exercised as to what are her present relations with Turkey. The matter

is an urgent one and might become crucial in the event of a Turkish

Zeppelin drifting in a fog over Portuguese territory.

The King of GREECE is said to have found a happy solution of his

difficulty about a Bulgarian invasion of Greece. The incoming forces are

to be provided with return tickets to Salonika and back, available only

for forty-five days, and containing a stipulation that the traveller may

not break his journey at any other point.

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"FOR THIS RELIEF--"

(_Suggested by the poster commending a recent Revue as "the last word in

syncopation."_)

The days of our mourning are ended,

The lean years of famine are fled,

When, sick for a spoonful of aught that was tuneful,

We've sorrowed as over the dead

For Music, forlorn and unfriended,

Gone down into glimmerless gloom,

While rude "rag-time" revels were dancing a devils'

Tattoo on her tomb.

A new dawn of promise doth redden

The rim of our Stygian night;

Our bondage is breaking--O blessed awaking

To melody merry and bright!

My heart, long o'erloaded and leaden,

Now bounds to the blue like a bird;

The shadow has shifted; with paean uplifted

I hail that "last word"!

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