I bought my girl a pair of jeweled garters for Christmas, but now she’s
given them to another girl.
Now I know I’ll never see those garters again.
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“A wild woman caused my downfall.”
“How’s that?”
“She tripped me.”
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_Now, boys and girls, let’s all sing “I’ve Got the Blues,” in A flat._
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There’s water in the ocean,
There’s water in the sea,
For the last year or two
They’ve been watering me.
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Dear Bill: I don’t feel right; I feel so blue; please write a line and
tell me what to do.
Drink ink—makes everything write.
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Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Johnson: “Ain’t it funny what some folks will do to
get their name in the paper? Now there’s the Olson family. I see by the
Tribune this mornin’ where they’ve got a new baby at their home.”
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Hail, hail, the gang’s all here;
Some liar said I had real beer.
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A wife may be a necessity—another man’s wife is certainly a luxury.
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_Virtue is its own reward—and too often its only reward._
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