[518] Our author would here seem to have heard of the famous bull’s

hide which is mentioned in the first book of the _Æneid_. In any case,

the substitution of “stretching” is no improvement on the celebrated

device by which the bull’s hide was made to enclose so large a space.

CI.

CARRYING A CORPSE.

A woodsman who had been to market was returning home with his pole

across his shoulder,[519] when suddenly he felt it become very heavy

at the end behind him, and looking round he saw attached to it the

headless trunk of a man. In great alarm, he got his pole quit of the

burden and struck about him right and left, whereupon the body

disappeared. He then hurried on to the next village, and when he

arrived there in the dusk of the evening, he found several men holding

lights to the ground as if looking for something. On asking what was

the matter, they told him that while sitting together a man’s head had

fallen from the sky into their midst; that they had noticed the hair

and beard were all draggled, but in a moment the head had vanished.

The woodsman then related what had happened to himself; and thus one

whole man was accounted for, though no one could tell whence he came.

Subsequently, another man was carrying a basket when some one saw a

man’s head in it, and called out to him; whereupon he dropped the

basket in a fright, and the head rolled away and disappeared.

FOOTNOTE:

[519] The common method of porterage in China is by a bamboo pole over

the shoulder with well-balanced burdens hanging from each end. I have

often seen children carried thus, sitting in wicker baskets; sometimes

for long journeys.

CII.

A TAOIST DEVOTEE.

Chü Yao-ju was a Ch‘ing-chou man, who, when his wife died, left his

home and became a priest.[520] Some years afterwards he returned,

dressed in the Taoist garb, and carrying his praying-mat[521] over his

shoulder; and after staying one night he wanted to go away again. His

friends, however, would not give him back his cassock and staff; so at

length he pretended to take a stroll outside the village, and when

there, his clothes and other belongings came flying out of the house

after him, and he got safely away.

FOOTNOTES:

[520] It would be more usual to “renew the guitar string,” as the

Chinese idiom runs. In the paraphrase of the first maxim of the

_Sacred Edict_ we are told that “The closest of all ties is that of

husband and wife; but suppose your wife dies, why, you can marry

another. But if your brother were to die,” &c., &c.

[521] This, as well as the staff mentioned below, belongs to Buddhism.

See No. IV., note 46.

CIII.

JUSTICE FOR REBELS.

During the reign of Shun Chih,[522] of the people of T‘êng-i, seven in

ten were opposed to the Manchu dynasty. The officials dared not touch

them; and subsequently, when the country became more settled, the

magistrates used to distinguish them from the others by always

deciding any cases in their favour: for they feared lest these men

should revert to their old opposition. And thus it came about that one

litigant would begin by declaring himself to have been a “rebel,”

while his adversary would follow up by shewing such statement to be

false; so that before any case could be heard on its actual merits, it

was necessary to determine the status both of plaintiff and defendant,

whereby infinite labour was entailed upon the Registrars.

Now it chanced that the yamên of one of the officials was haunted by a

fox, and the official’s daughter was bewitched by it. Her father,

therefore, engaged the services of a magician, who succeeded in

capturing the animal and putting it into a bottle; but just as he was

going to commit it to the flames, the fox cried out from inside the

bottle, “I’m a rebel!” at which the bystanders were unable to suppress

their laughter.

FOOTNOTE:

[522] The first Manchu ruler of the empire of China. He came to the

throne in A.D. 1644.

CIV.

THEFT OF THE PEACH.

When I was a little boy I went one day to the prefectural city.[523]

It was the time of the Spring festival,[524] and the custom was that

on the day before, all the merchants of the place should proceed with

banners and drums to the judge’s yamên: this was called “bringing in

the Spring.” I went with a friend to see the fun; the crowd was

immense, and there sat the officials in crimson robes arranged right

and left in the hall; but I was small and didn’t know who they were,

my attention being attracted chiefly by the hum of voices and the

noise of the drums. In the middle of it all, a man leading a boy with

his hair unplaited and hanging down his back, walked up to the dais.

He carried a pole on his shoulder, and appeared to be saying something

which I couldn’t hear for the noise; I only saw the officials smile,

and immediately afterwards an attendant came down, and in a loud

voice ordered the man to give a performance. “What shall it be?” asked

the man in reply; whereupon, after some consultation between the

officials on the dais, the attendant inquired what he could do best.

The man said he could invert the order of nature; and then, after

another pause, he was instructed to produce some peaches; to this he

assented; and taking off his coat, laid it on his box, at the same

time observing that they had set him a hard task, the winter frost not

having broken up, and adding that he was afraid the gentlemen would be

angry with him, &c., &c. His son here reminded him that he had agreed

to the task and couldn’t well get out of it; so, after fretting and

grumbling awhile, he cried out, “I have it! with snow on the ground we

shall never get peaches here; but I guess there are some up in heaven

in the Royal Mother’s garden,[525] and there we must try.” “How are we

to get up, father?” asked the boy; whereupon the man said, “I have the

means,” and immediately proceeded to take from his box a cord some

tens of feet in length. This he carefully arranged, and then threw one

end of it high up into the air where it remained as if caught by

something. He now paid out the rope which kept going up higher and

higher until the end he had thrown up disappeared in the clouds and

only a short piece was left in his hands. Calling his son, he then

explained that he himself was too heavy, and, handing him the end of

the rope, bid him go up at once. The boy, however, made some

difficulty, objecting that the rope was too thin to bear his weight up

to such a height, and that he would surely fall down and be killed;

upon which his father said that his promise had been given and that

repentance was now too late, adding that if the peaches were obtained

they would surely be rewarded with a hundred ounces of silver, which

should be set aside to get the boy a pretty wife. So his son seized

the rope and swarmed up, like a spider running up a thread of its web;

and in a few moments he was out of sight in the clouds. By-and-by down

fell a peach as large as a basin, which the delighted father handed up

to his patrons on the dais who were some time coming to a conclusion

whether it was real or imitation. But just then down came the rope

with a run, and the affrighted father shrieked out, “Alas! alas! some

one has cut the rope: what will my boy do now?” and in another minute

down fell something else, which was found on examination to be his

son’s head. “Ah me!” said he, weeping bitterly and shewing the head;

“the gardener has caught him, and my boy is no more.” After that, his

arms, and legs, and body, all came down in like manner; and the

father, gathering them up, put them in the box and said, “This was my

only son, who accompanied me everywhere; and now what a cruel fate is

his. I must away and bury him.” He then approached the dais and said,

“Your peach, gentlemen, was obtained at the cost of my boy’s life;

help me now to pay his funeral expenses, and I will be ever grateful

to you.” The officials who had been watching the scene in horror and

amazement, forthwith collected a good purse for him; and when he had

received the money, he rapped on his box and said, “Pa-pa‘rh! why

don’t you come out and thank the gentlemen?” Thereupon, there was a

thump on the box from the inside and up came the boy himself, who

jumped out and bowed to the assembled company. I have never forgotten

this strange trick, which I subsequently heard could be done by the

White Lily sect,[526] who probably got it from this source.[527]

FOOTNOTES:

[523] It is worth noting that the author professes actually to have

witnessed the following extraordinary scene.

[524] The vernal equinox, which would fall on or about the 20th of

March.

[525] A fabulous lady, said to reside at the summit of the K‘un-lun

mountain, where, on the border of the Gem Lake, grows the peach-tree

of the angels, the fruit of which confers immortality on him who eats

it.

[526] One of the most celebrated of the numerous secret societies of

China, the origin of which dates back to about A.D. 1350. Its members

have always been credited with a knowledge of the black art.

[527] Of Chinese jugglers, Ibn Batuta writes as follows:--“They

produced a chain fifty cubits in length, and in my presence threw one

end of it towards the sky, where it remained, as if fastened to

something in the air. A dog was then brought forward, and, being

placed at the lower end of the chain, immediately ran up, and reaching

the other end immediately disappeared in the air. In the same manner a

hog, a panther, a lion, and a tiger were alternately sent up the

chain, and all equally disappeared at the upper end of it. At last

they took down the chain, and put it into a bag, no one ever

discerning in what way the different animals were made to vanish into

the air in the mysterious manner above described. This, I may venture

to affirm, was beyond measure strange and surprising.”

_Apropos_ of which passage, Mr. Maskelyne, the prince of all

black-artists, ancient or modern, says:--“These apparent effects were,

doubtless, due to the aid of concave mirrors, the use of which was

known to the ancients, especially in the East, but they could not have

been produced in the open air.”

CV.

KILLING A SERPENT.

At Ku-chi island in the eastern sea, there were camellias of all

colours which bloomed throughout the year. No one, however, lived

there, and very few people ever visited the spot. One day, a young man

of Têng-chou, named Chang, who was fond of hunting and adventure,

hearing of the beauties of the place, put together some wine and food,

and rowed himself across in a small open boat. The flowers were just

then even finer than usual, and their perfume was diffused for a mile

or so around; while many of the trees he saw were several armfuls in

circumference. So he roamed about and gave himself up to enjoyment of

the scene; and by-and-by he opened a flask of wine, regretting very

much that he had no companion to share it with him, when all of a

sudden a most beautiful young girl, with extremely bright eyes and

dressed in red, stepped down from one of the camellias before

him.[528] “Dear me!” said she on seeing Mr. Chang; “I expected to be

alone here, and was not aware that the place was already occupied.”

Chang was somewhat alarmed at this apparition, and asked the young

lady whence she came; to which she replied that her name was

Chiao-ch‘ang, and that she had accompanied thither a Mr. Hai, who had

gone off for a stroll and had left her to await his return. Thereupon

Chang begged her to join him in a cup of wine, which she very

willingly did, and they were just beginning to enjoy themselves when a

sound of rushing wind was heard and the trees and plants bent beneath

it. “Here’s Mr. Hai!” cried the young lady; and jumping quickly up,

disappeared in a moment. The horrified Chang now beheld a huge serpent

coming out of the bushes near by, and immediately ran behind a large

tree for shelter, hoping the reptile would not see him. But the

serpent advanced and enveloped both Chang and the tree in its great

folds, binding Chang’s arms down to his sides so as to prevent him

from moving them; and then raising its head, darted out its tongue and

bit the poor man’s nose, causing the blood to flow freely out. This

blood it was quietly sucking up, when Chang, who thought that his last

hour had come, remembered that he had in his pocket some fox poison;

and managing to insert a couple of fingers, he drew out the packet,

broke the paper, and let the powder lie in the palm of his hand. He

next leaned his hand over the serpent’s coils in such a way that the

blood from his nose dripped into his hand, and when it was nearly full

the serpent actually did begin to drink it. And in a few moments the

grip was relaxed; the serpent struck the ground heavily with its

tail, and dashed away up against another tree, which was broken in

half, and then stretched itself out and died. Chang was a long time

unable to rise, but at length he got up and carried the serpent off

with him. He was very ill for more than a month afterwards, and even

suspected the young lady of being a serpent, too, in disguise.

FOOTNOTE:

[528] See No. LXXI., note 408.

CVI.

THE RESUSCITATED CORPSE.

A certain old man lived at Ts‘ai-tien, in the Yang-hsin district. The

village was some miles from the district city, and he and his son kept

a roadside inn where travellers could pass the night. One day, as it

was getting dusk, four strangers presented themselves and asked for a

night’s lodging; to which the landlord replied that every bed was

already occupied. The four men declared it was impossible for them to

go back, and urged him to take them in somehow; and at length the

landlord said he could give them a place to sleep in if they were not

too particular,--which the strangers immediately assured him they were

not. The fact was that the old man’s daughter-in-law had just died,

and that her body was lying in the women’s quarters, waiting for the

coffin, which his son had gone away to buy. So the landlord led them

round thither, and walking in, placed a lamp on the table. At the

further end of the room lay the corpse, decked out with paper robes,

&c., in the usual way; and in the foremost section were

sleeping-couches for four people. The travellers were tired, and,

throwing themselves on the beds, were soon snoring loudly, with the

exception of one of them, who was not quite off when suddenly he heard

a creaking of the trestles on which the dead body was laid out, and,

opening his eyes, he saw by the light of the lamp in front of the

corpse that the girl was raising the coverings from her and preparing

to get down. In another moment she was on the floor and advancing

towards the sleepers. Her face was of a light yellow hue, and she had

a silk kerchief round her head; and when she reached the beds she blew

on the other three travellers, whereupon the fourth, in a great

fright, stealthily drew up the bed-clothes over his face, and held his

breath to listen. He heard her breathe on him as she had done on the

others, and then heard her go back again and get under the paper

robes, which rustled distinctly as she did so. He now put out his head

to take a peep, and saw that she was lying down as before; whereupon,

not daring to make any noise, he stretched forth his foot and kicked

his companions, who, however, shewed no signs of moving. He now

determined to put on his clothes and make a bolt for it; but he had

hardly begun to do so before he heard the creaking sound again, which

sent him back under the bed-clothes as fast as he could go. Again the

girl came to him, and breathing several times on him, went away to lie

down as before, as he could tell by the noise of the trestles. He then

put his hand very gently out of bed, and, seizing his trousers, got

quickly into them, jumped up with a bound, and rushed out of the place

as fast as his legs would carry him. The corpse, too, jumped up; but

by this time the traveller had already drawn the bolt, and was outside

the door, running along and shrieking at the top of his voice, with

the corpse following close behind. No one seemed to hear him, and he

was afraid to knock at the door of the inn for fear they should not

let him in in time; so he made for the highway to the city, and after

awhile he saw a monastery by the roadside, and, hearing the “wooden

fish,”[529] he ran up and thumped with all his might at the gate. The

priest, however, did not know what to make of it, and would not open

to him; and as the corpse was only a few yards off, he could do

nothing but run behind a tree which stood close by, and there shelter

himself, dodging to the right as the corpse dodged to the left, and so

on. This infuriated the dead girl to madness; and at length, as tired

and panting they stood watching each other on opposite sides of the

tree, the corpse made a rush forward with one arm on each side in the

hope of thus grabbing its victim. The traveller, however, fell

backwards and escaped, while the corpse remained rigidly embracing the

tree. By-and-by the priest, who had been listening from the inside,

hearing no sounds for some time, came out and found the traveller

lying senseless on the ground; whereupon he had him carried into the

monastery, and by morning they had got him round again. After giving

him a little broth to drink, he related the whole story; and then in

the early dawn they went out to examine the tree, where they found the

girl fixed tightly to the tree. The news being sent to the magistrate,

that functionary attended at once in person,[530] and gave orders to

remove the body; but this they were at first unable to do, the girl’s

fingers having penetrated into the bark so far that her nails were not

to be seen. At length they got her away, and then a messenger was

despatched to the inn, already in a state of great commotion over the

three travellers, who had been found dead in their beds. The old man

accordingly sent to fetch his daughter-in-law; and the surviving

traveller petitioned the magistrate, saying, “Four of us left home,

but only one will go back. Give me something that I may show to my

fellow-townsmen.” So the magistrate gave him a certificate and sent

him home again.[531]

FOOTNOTES:

[529] This instrument, used by Buddhist priests in the musical

accompaniment to their liturgies, is said to be so called because a

fish never closes its eyes, and is therefore a fit model of vigilance

to him who would walk in the paths of holiness and virtue.

[530] The duties of Coroner belong to the office of a District

Magistrate in China.

[531] Without such certificate he would be liable to be involved in

trouble and annoyance at the will of any unfriendly neighbour.

CVII.

THE FISHERMAN AND HIS FRIEND.

In the northern parts of Tzŭ-chou there lived a man named Hsü, a

fisherman by trade. Every night when he went to fish he would carry

some wine with him, and drink and fish by turns, always taking care to

pour out a libation on the ground, accompanied by the following

invocation:--“Drink too, ye drowned spirits of the river!” Such was his

regular custom; and it was also noticeable that, even on occasions

when the other fishermen caught nothing, he always got a full basket.

One night, as he was sitting drinking by himself, a young man suddenly

appeared and began walking up and down near him. Hsü offered him a cup

of wine, which was readily accepted, and they remained chatting

together throughout the night, Hsü meanwhile not catching a single

fish. However, just as he was giving up all hope of doing anything,

the young man rose and said he would go a little way down the stream

and beat them up towards Hsü, which he accordingly did, returning in a

few minutes and warning him to be on the look-out. Hsü now heard a

noise like that of a shoal coming up the stream, and, casting his net,

made a splendid haul,--all that he caught being over a foot in length.

Greatly delighted, he now prepared to go home, first offering his

companion a share of the fish, which the latter declined, saying that

he had often received kindnesses from Mr. Hsü, and that he would be

only too happy to help him regularly in the same manner if Mr. Hsü

would accept his assistance. The latter replied that he did not

recollect ever meeting him before, and that he should be much obliged

for any aid the young man might choose to afford him; regretting, at

the same time, his inability to make him any adequate return. He then

asked the young man his name and surname; and the young man said his

surname was Wang, adding that Hsü might address him when they met as

Wang Liu-lang, he having no other name. Thereupon they parted, and the

next day Hsü sold his fish and bought some more wine, with which he

repaired as usual to the river bank. There he found his companion

already awaiting him, and they spent the night together in precisely

the same way as the preceding one, the young man beating up the fish

for him as before. This went on for some months, until at length one

evening the young man, with many expressions of his thanks and his

regrets, told Hsü that they were about to part for ever. Much alarmed

by the melancholy tone in which his friend had communicated this news,

Hsü was on the point of asking for an explanation, when the young man

stopped him, and himself proceeded as follows:--“The friendship that

has grown up between us is truly surprising; and, now that we shall

meet no more, there is no harm in telling you the whole truth. I am a

disembodied spirit--the soul of one who was drowned in this river

when tipsy. I have been here many years, and your former success in

fishing was due to the fact that I used secretly to beat up the fish

towards you, in return for the libations you were accustomed to pour

out. To-morrow my time is up: my substitute will arrive, and I shall

be born again in the world of mortals.[532] We have but this one

evening left, and I therefore take advantage of it to express my

feelings to you.” On hearing these words, Hsü was at first very much

alarmed; however, he had grown so accustomed to his friend’s society,

that his fears soon passed away; and, filling up a goblet, he said,

with a sigh, “Liu-lang, old fellow, drink this up, and away with

melancholy. It’s hard to lose you; but I’m glad enough for your sake,

and won’t think of my own sorrow.” He then inquired of Liu-lang who

was to be his substitute; to which the latter replied, “Come to the

river-bank to-morrow afternoon and you’ll see a woman drowned: she is

the one.” Just then the village cocks began to crow, and, with tears

in their eyes, the two friends bade each other farewell.

Next day Hsü waited on the river bank to see if anything would happen,

and lo! a woman carrying a child in her arms came along. When close to

the edge of the river, she stumbled and fell into the water, managing,

however, to throw the child safely on to the bank, where it lay

kicking and sprawling and crying at the top of its voice. The woman

herself sank and rose several times, until at last she succeeded in

clutching hold of the bank and pulled herself, dripping, out; and

then, after resting awhile, she picked up the child and went on her

way. All this time Hsü had been in a great state of excitement, and

was on the point of running to help the woman out of the water; but he

remembered that she was to be the substitute of his friend, and

accordingly restrained himself from doing so.[533] Then when he saw

the woman get out by herself, he began to suspect that Liu-lang’s

words had not been fulfilled. That night he went to fish as usual,

and before long the young man arrived and said, “We meet once again:

there is no need now to speak of separation.” Hsü asked him how it was

so; to which he replied, “The woman you saw had already taken my

place, but I could not bear to hear the child cry, and I saw that my

one life would be purchased at the expense of their two lives,

wherefore I let her go, and now I cannot say when I shall have another

chance.[534] The union of our destinies may not yet be worked out.”

“Alas!” sighed Hsü, “this noble conduct of yours is enough to move God

Almighty.”

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