THE MUSICAL BANKS. (CHAPTER XIV. OF EREWHON.)

On my return to the drawing-room, I found the ladies were just putting

away their work and preparing to go out. I asked them where they were

going. They answered with a certain air of reserve that they were going

to the bank to get some money.

Now I had already collected that the mercantile affairs of the

Erewhonians were conducted on a totally different system from our own; I

had however gathered little hitherto, except that they had two distinct

commercial systems, of which the one appealed more strongly to the

imagination than anything to which we are accustomed in Europe, inasmuch

as the banks conducted upon this system were decorated in the most

profuse fashion, and all mercantile transactions were accompanied with

music, so that they were called musical banks though the music was

hideous to a European ear.

As for the system itself I never understood it, neither can I do so now:

they have a code in connection with it, which I have no doubt they

themselves understand, but no foreigner can hope to do so. One rule runs

into and against another as in a most complicated grammar, or as in

Chinese pronunciation, wherein I am told the slightest change in

accentuation or tone of voice alters the meaning of a whole sentence.

Whatever is incoherent in my description must be referred to the fact of

my never having attained to a full comprehension of the subject.

So far however as I could collect anything certain, they appeared to have

two entirely distinct currencies, each under the control of its own banks

and mercantile codes. The one of them (the one with the musical banks)

was supposed to be _the_ system, and to give out the currency in which

all monetary transactions should be carried on. As far as I could see,

all who wished to be considered respectable, did keep a certain amount of

this currency at these banks; nevertheless, if there is one thing of

which I am more sure than another it is that the amount so kept was but a

very small part of their possessions. I think they took the money, put

it into the bank, and then drew it out again, repeating the process day

by day, and keeping a certain amount of currency for this purpose and no

other, while they paid the expenses of the bank with the other coinage. I

am sure the managers and cashiers of the musical banks were not paid in

their own currency. Mr. Nosnibor used to go to these musical banks, or

rather to the great mother bank of the city, sometimes but not very

often. He was a pillar of one of the other kind of banks, though he held

some minor office also in these. The ladies generally went alone; as

indeed was the case in most families, except on some few great annual

occasions.

I had long wanted to know more of this strange system, and had the

greatest desire to accompany my hostess and her daughters. I had seen

them go out almost every morning since my arrival, and had noticed that

they carried their purses in their hands, not exactly ostentatiously, yet

just so as that those who met them should see whither they were going. I

had never yet been asked to go with them myself.

It is not easy to convey a person's manner by words, and I can hardly

give any idea of the peculiar feeling which came upon me whenever I saw

the ladies in the hall, with their purses in their hands, and on the

point of starting for the bank. There was a something of regret, a

something as though they would wish to take me with them, but did not

like to ask me, and yet as though I were hardly to ask to be taken. I

was determined however to bring matters to an issue with my hostess about

my going with them, and after a little parleying and many inquiries as to

whether I was perfectly sure that I myself wished to go, it was decided

that I might do so.

We passed through several streets of more or less considerable houses,

and at last turning round a corner we came upon a large piazza, at the

end of which was a magnificent building, of a strange but noble

architecture and of great antiquity. It did not open directly on to the

piazza, there being a screen, through which was an archway, between the

piazza and the actual precincts of the bank. On passing under the

archway we found ourselves upon a green sward, round which there ran an

arcade or cloister, while in front of us uprose the majestic towers of

the bank and its venerable front, which was divided into three deep

recesses and adorned with all sorts of marbles and many sculptures. On

either side there were beautiful old trees wherein the birds were busy by

the hundred, and a number of quaint but substantial houses of singularly

comfortable appearance; they were situated in the midst of orchards and

gardens, and gave me an impression of great peace and plenty.

Indeed it had been no error to say that this building was one which

appealed to the imagination; it did more--it carried both imagination and

judgment by storm. It was an epic in stone and marble; neither had I

ever seen anything in the least comparable to it. I was completely

charmed and melted. I felt more conscious of the existence of a remote

past. One knows of this always, but the knowledge is never so living as

in the actual presence of some witness to the life of bygone ages. I

felt how short a space of human life was the period of our own existence.

I was more impressed with my own littleness, and much more inclinable to

believe that the people whose sense of the fitness of things was equal to

the upraising of so serene a handiwork, were hardly likely to be wrong in

the conclusions they might come to upon any subject. My feeling

certainly was that the currency of this bank must be the right one.

We crossed the sward and entered the building. If the outside had been

impressive the inside was even more so. It was very lofty and divided

into several parts by walls which rested upon massive pillars; the

windows were filled with glass, on which had been painted the principal

commercial incidents of the bank for many ages. In a remote part of the

building there were men and boys singing; this was the only disturbing

feature, for as the gamut was still unknown, there was no music in the

country which could be agreeable to a European ear. The singers seemed

to have derived their inspirations from the songs of birds and the

wailing of the wind, which last they tried to imitate in melancholy

cadences which at times degenerated into a howl. To my thinking the

noise was hideous, but it produced a great effect upon my companions, who

professed themselves much moved. As soon as the singing was over the

ladies requested me to stay where I was, while they went inside the place

from which it had seemed to come.

During their absence certain reflections forced themselves upon me.

In the first place, it struck me as strange that the building should be

so nearly empty; I was almost alone, and the few besides myself had been

led by curiosity, and had no intention of doing business with the bank.

But there might be more inside. I stole up to the curtain, and ventured

to draw the extreme edge of it on one side. No, there was hardly any one

there. I saw a large number of cashiers, all at their desks ready to pay

cheques, and one or two who seemed to be the managing partners. I also

saw my hostess and her daughters and two or three other ladies; also

three or four old women and the boys from one of the neighbouring

Colleges of Unreason; but there was no one else. This did not look as

though the bank was doing a very large business; and yet I had always

been told that every one in the city dealt with this establishment.

I cannot describe all that took place in these inner precincts, for a

sinister-looking person in a black gown came and made unpleasant gestures

at me for peeping. I happened to have in my pocket one of the musical

bank pieces, which had been given me by Mrs. Nosnibor, so I tried to tip

him with it; but having seen what it was, he became so angry that it was

all I could do to pacify him. When he was gone I ventured to take a

second look, and saw Zulora in the very act of giving a piece of paper

which looked like a cheque to one of the cashiers. He did not examine

it, but putting his hand into an antique coffer hard by, he pulled out a

quantity of dull-looking metal pieces apparently at random, and handed

them over without counting them; neither did Zulora count them, but put

them into her purse and departed. It seemed a very singular proceeding,

but I supposed that they knew their own business best, at any rate Zulora

seemed quite satisfied, thanked him for the money, and began making

towards the curtain: on this I let it drop and retreated to a reasonable

distance.

Mrs. Nosnibor and her daughters soon joined me. For some few minutes we

all kept silence, but at last I ventured to remark that the bank was not

so busy to-day as it probably often was. On this Mrs. Nosnibor said that

it was indeed melancholy to see what little heed people paid to the most

precious of all institutions. I could say nothing in reply, but I have

ever been of opinion that the greater part of mankind do approximately

know where they get that which does them good. Mrs. Nosnibor went on to

say that I must not imagine there was any want of confidence in the bank

because I had seen so few people there; the heart of the country was

thoroughly devoted to these establishments, and any sign of their being

in danger would bring in support from the most unexpected quarters. It

was only because people knew them to be so very safe, that in some cases

(as she lamented to say in Mr. Nosnibor's) they felt that their support

was unnecessary. Moreover these institutions never departed from the

safest and most approved banking principles. Thus they never allowed

interest on deposit, a thing now frequently done by certain bubble

companies, which by doing an illegitimate trade had drawn many customers

away; and even the shareholders were fewer than formerly, owing to the

innovations of these unscrupulous persons.

It came out by and by that the musical banks paid little or no dividend,

but divided their profits by way of bonus on the original shares once in

every three hundred and fifty years; and as it was now only two hundred

years since there had been one of these distributions, people felt that

they could not hope for another in their own time and preferred

investments whereby they got some more tangible return; all which, she

said, was very melancholy to think of.

Having made these last admissions, she returned to her original

statement, namely, that every one in the country really supported the

bank. As to the fewness of the people, and the absence of the

able-bodied, she pointed out to me with some justice that this was

exactly what we ought to expect. The men who were most conversant about

the stability of human institutions, such as the lawyers, men of science,

doctors, statesmen, painters, and the like, were just those who were most

likely to be misled by their own fancied accomplishments, and to be made

unduly suspicious by their licentious desire for greater present return,

which was at the root of nine-tenths of the opposition, by their vanity,

which would prompt them to affect superiority to the prejudices of the

vulgar, and by the stings of their own conscience, which was constantly

upbraiding them in the most cruel manner on account of their bodies,

which were generally diseased; let a person's intellect be never so

sound, unless his body were in absolute health, he could form no judgment

worth having on matters of this kind. The body was everything: it need

not perhaps be such a _strong_ body (she said this because she saw I was

thinking of the old and infirm-looking folks whom I had seen in the

bank), but it must be in perfect health; in this case, the less active

strength it had the more free would be the working of the intellect, and

therefore the sounder the conclusion. The people, then, whom I had seen

at the bank were in reality the very ones whose opinions were most worth

having; they declared its advantages to be incalculable, and even

professed to consider the immediate return to be far larger than they

were entitled to; and so she ran on, nor did she leave off till we had

got back to the house.

She might say what she pleased, but her manner was not one that carried

much conviction; and later on I saw signs of general indifference to

these banks that were not to be mistaken. Their supporters often denied

it, but the denial was generally so couched as to add another proof of

its existence. In commercial panics, and in times of general distress,

the people as a mass did not so much as even think of turning to these

banks. A few individuals might do so, some from habit and early

training, some from hope of gain, but few from a genuine belief that the

money was good; the masses turned instinctively to the other currency. In

a conversation with one of the musical bank managers I ventured to hint

this as plainly as politeness would allow. He said that it had been more

or less true till lately; but that now they had put fresh stained glass

windows into all the banks in the country, and repaired the buildings,

and enlarged the organs, and taken to talking nicely to the people in the

streets, and to remembering the ages of their children and giving them

things when they were ill, so that all would henceforth go smoothly.

"But haven't you done anything to the money itself?" said I timidly.

To this day I do not know exactly what the bank-manager said, but it came

to this in the end--that I had better not meddle with things that I did

not understand.

On reviewing the whole matter, I can be certain of this much only, that

the money given out at the musical banks is not the current coin of the

realm. It is not the money with which the people do as a general rule

buy their bread, meat, and clothing. It is like it; some coins very like

it; and it is not counterfeit. It is not, take it all round, a spurious

article made of base metal in imitation of the money which is in daily

use; but it is a distinct coinage which, though I do not suppose it ever

actually superseded the ordinary gold, silver, and copper, was probably

issued by authority, and was intended to supplant those metals. Some of

the pieces were really of exquisite beauty; and some were, I do verily

believe, nothing but the ordinary currency, only that there was another

head and name in place of that of the commonwealth. And here was one of

the great marvels; for those who were most strongly in favour of this

coinage maintained, and even grew more excited if they were opposed here

than on any other matter, that the very self-same coin with the head of

the commonwealth upon it was of little if any value, while it became

exceedingly precious it stamped with the other image.

Some of the coins were plainly bad; of these last there were not many;

still there were enough for them to be not uncommon. These were entirely

composed of alloy; they would bend easily, would melt away to nothing

with a little heat, and were quite unsuited for a currency. Yet there

were few of the wealthier classes who did not maintain that even these

coins were genuine good money, though they were chary of taking them.

Every one knew this, so they were seldom offered; but all thought it

incumbent upon them to retain a good many in their possession, and to let

them be seen from time to time in their hands and purses. Of course

people knew their real value exceedingly well; but few, if any, dared to

say what that value was; or if they did, it would be only in certain

companies or in writing in the newspapers anonymously. Strange! there

was hardly any insinuation against this coinage which they would not

tolerate and even applaud in their daily papers; and yet, if the same

thing were said without ambiguity to their faces--nominative case verb

and accusative being all in their right places, and doubt impossible--they

would consider themselves very seriously and justly outraged, and accuse

the speaker of being unwell.

I never could understand, neither can I do so now, why a single currency

should not suffice them; it would seem to me as though all their dealings

would have been thus greatly simplified; but I was met with a look of

horror if ever I dared to hint at it. Even those who to my certain

knowledge kept only just enough money at the musical banks to swear by,

would call the other banks (where their securities really lay) cold,

deadening, paralysing, and the like. I noticed another thing moreover

which struck me greatly. I was taken to the opening of one of these

banks in a neighbouring town, and saw a large assemblage of cashiers and

managers. I sat opposite them and scanned their faces attentively. They

did not please me; they lacked, with a few exceptions, the true

Erewhonian frankness; and an equal number from any other class would have

looked happier and better men. When I met them in the streets they did

not seem like other people, but had, as a general rule, a cramped

expression upon their faces which pained and depressed me.

Those who came from the country were better; they seemed to have lived

less as a separate class, and to be freer and healthier; but in spite of

my seeing not a few whose looks were benign and noble, I could not help

asking myself concerning the greater number of those whom I met, whether

Erewhon would be a better country if their expression were to be

transferred to the people in general. I answered myself emphatically,

no. A man's expression is his sacrament; it is the outward and visible

sign of his inward and spiritual grace, or, want of grace; and as I

looked at the majority of these men, I could not help feeling that there

must be a something in their lives which had stunted their natural

development, and that they would have been more healthily-minded in any

other profession.

I was always sorry for them, for in nine cases out of ten they were well-

meaning persons; they were in the main very poorly paid; their

constitutions were as a rule above suspicion; and there were recorded

numberless instances of their self-sacrifice and generosity; but they had

had the misfortune to have been betrayed into a false position at an age

for the most part when their judgment was not matured, and after having

been kept in studied ignorance of the real difficulties of the system.

But this did not make their position the less a false one, and its bad

effects upon themselves were unmistakable.

Few people would speak quite openly and freely before them, which struck

me as a very bad sign. When they were in the room every one would talk

as though all currency save that of the musical banks should be

abolished; and yet they knew perfectly well that even the cashiers

themselves hardly used the musical bank money more than other people. It

was expected of them that they should appear to do so, but this was all.

The less thoughtful of them did not seem particularly unhappy, but many

were plainly sick at heart, though perhaps they hardly knew it, and would

not have owned to being so. Some few were opponents of the whole system;

but these were liable to be dismissed from their employment at any

moment, and this rendered them very careful, for a man who had once been

cashier at a musical bank was out of the field for other employment, and

was generally unfitted for it by reason of that course of treatment which

was commonly called his education. In fact it was a career from which

retreat was virtually impossible, and into which young men were generally

induced to enter before they could be reasonably expected, considering

their training, to have formed any opinions of their own. Few indeed

were those who had the courage to insist on seeing both sides of the

question before they committed themselves to either. One would have

thought that this was an elementary principle,--one of the first things

that an honourable man would teach his boy to do; but in practice it was

not so.

I even saw cases in which parents bought the right of presenting to the

office of cashier at one of these banks, with the fixed determination

that some one of their sons (perhaps a mere child) should fill it. There

was the lad himself--growing up with every promise of becoming a good and

honourable man--but utterly without warning concerning the iron shoe

which his natural protector was providing for him. Who could say that

the whole thing would not end in a life-long lie, and vain chafing to

escape?

I confess that there were few things in Erewhon which shocked me more

than this.

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