In a very entertaining work, over which we have roared in childhood, it

is stated that a point has no parts and no magnitude. Humility is the

luxurious art of reducing ourselves to a point, not to a small thing or

a large one, but to a thing with no size at all, so that to it all the

cosmic things are what they really are--of immeasurable stature. That

the trees are high and the grasses short is a mere accident of our own

foot-rules and our own stature. But to the spirit which has stripped off

for a moment its own idle temporal standards the grass is an everlasting

forest, with dragons for denizens; the stones of the road are as

incredible mountains piled one upon the other; the dandelions are like

gigantic bonfires illuminating the lands around; and the heath-bells on

their stalks are like planets hung in heaven each higher than the other.

Between one stake of a paling and another there are new and terrible

landscapes; here a desert, with nothing but one misshapen rock; here a

miraculous forest, of which all the trees flower above the head with the

hues of sunset; here, again, a sea full of monsters that Dante would not

have dared to dream. These are the visions of him who, like the child in

the fairy tales, is not afraid to become small. Meanwhile, the sage

whose faith is in magnitude and ambition is, like a giant, becoming

larger and larger, which only means that the stars are becoming smaller

and smaller. World after world falls from him into insignificance; the

whole passionate and intricate life of common things becomes as lost to

him as is the life of the infusoria to a man without a microscope. He

rises always through desolate eternities. He may find new systems, and

forget them; he may discover fresh universes, and learn to despise them.

But the towering and tropical vision of things as they really are--the

gigantic daisies, the heaven-consuming dandelions, the great Odyssey of

strange-coloured oceans and strange-shaped trees, of dust like the wreck

of temples, and thistledown like the ruin of stars--all this colossal

vision shall perish with the last of the humble.

* * * * *

A DEFENCE OF SLANG

The aristocrats of the nineteenth century have destroyed entirely their

one solitary utility. It is their business to be flaunting and arrogant;

but they flaunt unobtrusively, and their attempts at arrogance are

depressing. Their chief duty hitherto has been the development of

variety, vivacity, and fulness of life; oligarchy was the world's first

experiment in liberty. But now they have adopted the opposite ideal of

'good form,' which may be defined as Puritanism without religion. Good

form has sent them all into black like the stroke of a funeral bell.

They engage, like Mr. Gilbert's curates, in a war of mildness, a

positive competition of obscurity. In old times the lords of the earth

sought above all things to be distinguished from each other; with that

object they erected outrageous images on their helmets and painted

preposterous colours on their shields. They wished to make it entirely

clear that a Norfolk was as different, say, from an Argyll as a white

lion from a black pig. But to-day their ideal is precisely the opposite

one, and if a Norfolk and an Argyll were dressed so much alike that they

were mistaken for each other they would both go home dancing with joy.

The consequences of this are inevitable. The aristocracy must lose their

function of standing to the world for the idea of variety, experiment,

and colour, and we must find these things in some other class. To ask

whether we shall find them in the middle class would be to jest upon

sacred matters. The only conclusion, therefore, is that it is to

certain sections of the lower class, chiefly, for example, to

omnibus-conductors, with their rich and rococo mode of thought, that we

must look for guidance towards liberty and light.

The one stream of poetry which is continually flowing is slang. Every

day a nameless poet weaves some fairy tracery of popular language. It

may be said that the fashionable world talks slang as much as the

democratic; this is true, and it strongly supports the view under

consideration. Nothing is more startling than the contrast between the

heavy, formal, lifeless slang of the man-about-town and the light,

living, and flexible slang of the coster. The talk of the upper strata

of the educated classes is about the most shapeless, aimless, and

hopeless literary product that the world has ever seen. Clearly in this,

again, the upper classes have degenerated. We have ample evidence that

the old leaders of feudal war could speak on occasion with a certain

natural symbolism and eloquence that they had not gained from books.

When Cyrano de Bergerac, in Rostand's play, throws doubts on the reality

of Christian's dulness and lack of culture, the latter replies:

'Bah! on trouve des mots quand on monte à l'assaut;

Oui, j'ai un certain esprit facile et militaire;'

and these two lines sum up a truth about the old oligarchs. They could

not write three legible letters, but they could sometimes speak

literature. Douglas, when he hurled the heart of Bruce in front of him

in his last battle, cried out, 'Pass first, great heart, as thou wert

ever wont.' A Spanish nobleman, when commanded by the King to receive a

high-placed and notorious traitor, said: 'I will receive him in all

obedience, and burn down my house afterwards.' This is literature

without culture; it is the speech of men convinced that they have to

assert proudly the poetry of life.

Anyone, however, who should seek for such pearls in the conversation of

a young man of modern Belgravia would have much sorrow in his life. It

is not only impossible for aristocrats to assert proudly the poetry of

life; it is more impossible for them than for anyone else. It is

positively considered vulgar for a nobleman to boast of his ancient

name, which is, when one comes to think of it, the only rational object

of his existence. If a man in the street proclaimed, with rude feudal

rhetoric, that he was the Earl of Doncaster, he would be arrested as a

lunatic; but if it were discovered that he really was the Earl of

Doncaster, he would simply be cut as a cad. No poetical prose must be

expected from Earls as a class. The fashionable slang is hardly even a

language; it is like the formless cries of animals, dimly indicating

certain broad, well-understood states of mind. 'Bored,' 'cut up,'

'jolly,' 'rotten,' and so on, are like the words of some tribe of

savages whose vocabulary has only twenty of them. If a man of fashion

wished to protest against some solecism in another man of fashion, his

utterance would be a mere string of set phrases, as lifeless as a string

of dead fish. But an omnibus conductor (being filled with the Muse)

would burst out into a solid literary effort: 'You're a gen'leman,

aren't yer ... yer boots is a lot brighter than yer 'ed...there's

precious little of yer, and that's clothes...that's right, put yer cigar

in yer mouth 'cos I can't see yer be'ind it...take it out again, do yer!

you're young for smokin', but I've sent for yer mother.... Goin'? oh,

don't run away: I won't 'arm yer. I've got a good 'art, I 'ave.... "Down

with croolty to animals," I say,' and so on. It is evident that this

mode of speech is not only literary, but literary in a very ornate and

almost artificial sense. Keats never put into a sonnet so many remote

metaphors as a coster puts into a curse; his speech is one long

allegory, like Spenser's 'Faerie Queen.'

I do not imagine that it is necessary to demonstrate that this poetic

allusiveness is the characteristic of true slang. Such an expression as

'Keep your hair on' is positively Meredithian in its perverse and

mysterious manner of expressing an idea. The Americans have a well-known

expression about 'swelled-head' as a description of self-approval, and

the other day I heard a remarkable fantasia upon this air. An American

said that after the Chinese War the Japanese wanted 'to put on their

hats with a shoe-horn.' This is a monument of the true nature of slang,

which consists in getting further and further away from the original

conception, in treating it more and more as an assumption. It is rather

like the literary doctrine of the Symbolists.

The real reason of this great development of eloquence among the lower

orders again brings us back to the case of the aristocracy in earlier

times. The lower classes live in a state of war, a war of words. Their

readiness is the product of the same fiery individualism as the

readiness of the old fighting oligarchs. Any cabman has to be ready with

his tongue, as any gentleman of the last century had to be ready with

his sword. It is unfortunate that the poetry which is developed by this

process should be purely a grotesque poetry. But as the higher orders of

society have entirely abdicated their right to speak with a heroic

eloquence, it is no wonder that the language should develop by itself in

the direction of a rowdy eloquence. The essential point is that somebody

must be at work adding new symbols and new circumlocutions to a

language.

All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry. If we paused for a

moment to examine the cheapest cant phrases that pass our lips every

day, we should find that they were as rich and suggestive as so many

sonnets. To take a single instance: we speak of a man in English social

relations 'breaking the ice.' If this were expanded into a sonnet, we

should have before us a dark and sublime picture of an ocean of

everlasting ice, the sombre and baffling mirror of the Northern nature,

over which men walked and danced and skated easily, but under which the

living waters roared and toiled fathoms below. The world of slang is a

kind of topsy-turveydom of poetry, full of blue moons and white

elephants, of men losing their heads, and men whose tongues run away

with them--a whole chaos of fairy tales.

* * * * *

A DEFENCE OF BABY-WORSHIP

The two facts which attract almost every normal person to children are,

first, that they are very serious, and, secondly, that they are in

consequence very happy. They are jolly with the completeness which is

possible only in the absence of humour. The most unfathomable schools

and sages have never attained to the gravity which dwells in the eyes of

a baby of three months old. It is the gravity of astonishment at the

universe, and astonishment at the universe is not mysticism, but a

transcendent common-sense. The fascination of children lies in this:

that with each of them all things are remade, and the universe is put

again upon its trial. As we walk the streets and see below us those

delightful bulbous heads, three times too big for the body, which mark

these human mushrooms, we ought always primarily to remember that within

every one of these heads there is a new universe, as new as it was on

the seventh day of creation. In each of those orbs there is a new system

of stars, new grass, new cities, a new sea.

There is always in the healthy mind an obscure prompting that religion

teaches us rather to dig than to climb; that if we could once understand

the common clay of earth we should understand everything. Similarly, we

have the sentiment that if we could destroy custom at a blow and see the

stars as a child sees them, we should need no other apocalypse. This is

the great truth which has always lain at the back of baby-worship, and

which will support it to the end. Maturity, with its endless energies

and aspirations, may easily be convinced that it will find new things to

appreciate; but it will never be convinced, at bottom, that it has

properly appreciated what it has got. We may scale the heavens and find

new stars innumerable, but there is still the new star we have not

found--that on which we were born.

But the influence of children goes further than its first trifling

effort of remaking heaven and earth. It forces us actually to remodel

our conduct in accordance with this revolutionary theory of the

marvellousness of all things. We do (even when we are perfectly simple

or ignorant)--we do actually treat talking in children as marvellous,

walking in children as marvellous, common intelligence in children as

marvellous. The cynical philosopher fancies he has a victory in this

matter--that he can laugh when he shows that the words or antics of the

child, so much admired by its worshippers, are common enough. The fact

is that this is precisely where baby-worship is so profoundly right. Any

words and any antics in a lump of clay are wonderful, the child's words

and antics are wonderful, and it is only fair to say that the

philosopher's words and antics are equally wonderful.

The truth is that it is our attitude towards children that is right, and

our attitude towards grown-up people that is wrong. Our attitude towards

our equals in age consists in a servile solemnity, overlying a

considerable degree of indifference or disdain. Our attitude towards

children consists in a condescending indulgence, overlying an

unfathomable respect. We bow to grown people, take off our hats to them,

refrain from contradicting them flatly, but we do not appreciate them

properly. We make puppets of children, lecture them, pull their hair,

and reverence, love, and fear them. When we reverence anything in the

mature, it is their virtues or their wisdom, and this is an easy

matter. But we reverence the faults and follies of children.

We should probably come considerably nearer to the true conception of

things if we treated all grown-up persons, of all titles and types, with

precisely that dark affection and dazed respect with which we treat the

infantile limitations. A child has a difficulty in achieving the miracle

of speech, consequently we find his blunders almost as marvellous as his

accuracy. If we only adopted the same attitude towards Premiers and

Chancellors of the Exchequer, if we genially encouraged their stammering

and delightful attempts at human speech, we should be in a far more wise

and tolerant temper. A child has a knack of making experiments in life,

generally healthy in motive, but often intolerable in a domestic

commonwealth. If we only treated all commercial buccaneers and bumptious

tyrants on the same terms, if we gently chided their brutalities as

rather quaint mistakes in the conduct of life, if we simply told them

that they would 'understand when they were older,' we should probably be

adopting the best and most crushing attitude towards the weaknesses of

humanity. In our relations to children we prove that the paradox is

entirely true, that it is possible to combine an amnesty that verges on

contempt with a worship that verges upon terror. We forgive children

with the same kind of blasphemous gentleness with which Omar Khayyam

forgave the Omnipotent.

The essential rectitude of our view of children lies in the fact that we

feel them and their ways to be supernatural while, for some mysterious

reason, we do not feel ourselves or our own ways to be supernatural. The

very smallness of children makes it possible to regard them as marvels;

we seem to be dealing with a new race, only to be seen through a

microscope. I doubt if anyone of any tenderness or imagination can see

the hand of a child and not be a little frightened of it. It is awful to

think of the essential human energy moving so tiny a thing; it is like

imagining that human nature could live in the wing of a butterfly or the

leaf of a tree. When we look upon lives so human and yet so small, we

feel as if we ourselves were enlarged to an embarrassing bigness of

stature. We feel the same kind of obligation to these creatures that a

deity might feel if he had created something that he could not

understand.

But the humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all

the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity is

more touching than any humility; their solemnity gives us more hope for

all things than a thousand carnivals of optimism; their large and

lustrous eyes seem to hold all the stars in their astonishment; their

fascinating absence of nose seems to give to us the most perfect hint of

the humour that awaits us in the kingdom of heaven.

* * * * *

A DEFENCE OF DETECTIVE STORIES

In attempting to reach the genuine psychological reason for the

popularity of detective stories, it is necessary to rid ourselves of

many mere phrases. It is not true, for example, that the populace prefer

bad literature to good, and accept detective stories because they are

bad literature. The mere absence of artistic subtlety does not make a

book popular. Bradshaw's Railway Guide contains few gleams of

psychological comedy, yet it is not read aloud uproariously on winter

evenings. If detective stories are read with more exuberance than

railway guides, it is certainly because they are more artistic. Many

good books have fortunately been popular; many bad books, still more

fortunately, have been unpopular. A good detective story would probably

be even more popular than a bad one. The trouble in this matter is that

many people do not realize that there is such a thing as a good

detective story; it is to them like speaking of a good devil. To write a

story about a burglary is, in their eyes, a sort of spiritual manner of

committing it. To persons of somewhat weak sensibility this is natural

enough; it must be confessed that many detective stories are as full of

sensational crime as one of Shakespeare's plays.

There is, however, between a good detective story and a bad detective

story as much, or, rather more, difference than there is between a good

epic and a bad one. Not only is a detective story a perfectly legitimate

form of art, but it has certain definite and real advantages as an agent

of the public weal.

The first essential value of the detective story lies in this, that it

is the earliest and only form of popular literature in which is

expressed some sense of the poetry of modern life. Men lived among

mighty mountains and eternal forests for ages before they realized that

they were poetical; it may reasonably be inferred that some of our

descendants may see the chimney-pots as rich a purple as the

mountain-peaks, and find the lamp-posts as old and natural as the trees.

Of this realization of a great city itself as something wild and obvious

the detective story is certainly the 'Iliad.' No one can have failed to

notice that in these stories the hero or the investigator crosses London

with something of the loneliness and liberty of a prince in a tale of

elfland, that in the course of that incalculable journey the casual

omnibus assumes the primal colours of a fairy ship. The lights of the

city begin to glow like innumerable goblin eyes, since they are the

guardians of some secret, however crude, which the writer knows and the

reader does not. Every twist of the road is like a finger pointing to

it; every fantastic skyline of chimney-pots seems wildly and derisively

signalling the meaning of the mystery.

This realization of the poetry of London is not a small thing. A city

is, properly speaking, more poetic even than a countryside, for while

Nature is a chaos of unconscious forces, a city is a chaos of conscious

ones. The crest of the flower or the pattern of the lichen may or may

not be significant symbols. But there is no stone in the street and no

brick in the wall that is not actually a deliberate symbol--a message

from some man, as much as if it were a telegram or a post-card. The

narrowest street possesses, in every crook and twist of its intention,

the soul of the man who built it, perhaps long in his grave. Every brick

has as human a hieroglyph as if it were a graven brick of Babylon; every

slate on the roof is as educational a document as if it were a slate

covered with addition and subtraction sums. Anything which tends, even

under the fantastic form of the minutiae of Sherlock Holmes, to assert

this romance of detail in civilization, to emphasize this unfathomably

human character in flints and tiles, is a good thing. It is good that

the average man should fall into the habit of looking imaginatively at

ten men in the street even if it is only on the chance that the eleventh

might be a notorious thief. We may dream, perhaps, that it might be

possible to have another and higher romance of London, that men's souls

have stranger adventures than their bodies, and that it would be harder

and more exciting to hunt their virtues than to hunt their crimes. But

since our great authors (with the admirable exception of Stevenson)

decline to write of that thrilling mood and moment when the eyes of the

great city, like the eyes of a cat, begin to flame in the dark, we must

give fair credit to the popular literature which, amid a babble of

pedantry and preciosity, declines to regard the present as prosaic or

the common as commonplace. Popular art in all ages has been interested

in contemporary manners and costume; it dressed the groups around the

Crucifixion in the garb of Florentine gentlefolk or Flemish burghers.

In the last century it was the custom for distinguished actors to

present Macbeth in a powdered wig and ruffles. How far we are ourselves

in this age from such conviction of the poetry of our own life and

manners may easily be conceived by anyone who chooses to imagine a

picture of Alfred the Great toasting the cakes dressed in tourist's

knickerbockers, or a performance of 'Hamlet' in which the Prince

appeared in a frock-coat, with a crape band round his hat. But this

instinct of the age to look back, like Lot's wife, could not go on for

ever. A rude, popular literature of the romantic possibilities of the

modern city was bound to arise. It has arisen in the popular detective

stories, as rough and refreshing as the ballads of Robin Hood.

There is, however, another good work that is done by detective stories.

While it is the constant tendency of the Old Adam to rebel against so

universal and automatic a thing as civilization, to preach departure and

rebellion, the romance of police activity keeps in some sense before the

mind the fact that civilization itself is the most sensational of

departures and the most romantic of rebellions. By dealing with the

unsleeping sentinels who guard the outposts of society, it tends to

remind us that we live in an armed camp, making war with a chaotic

world, and that the criminals, the children of chaos, are nothing but

the traitors within our gates. When the detective in a police romance

stands alone, and somewhat fatuously fearless amid the knives and fists

of a thieves' kitchen, it does certainly serve to make us remember that

it is the agent of social justice who is the original and poetic figure,

while the burglars and footpads are merely placid old cosmic

conservatives, happy in the immemorial respectability of apes and

wolves. The romance of the police force is thus the whole romance of

man. It is based on the fact that morality is the most dark and daring

of conspiracies. It reminds us that the whole noiseless and unnoticeable

police management by which we are ruled and protected is only a

successful knight-errantry.

* * * * *

A DEFENCE OF PATRIOTISM

The decay of patriotism in England during the last year or two is a

serious and distressing matter. Only in consequence of such a decay

could the current lust of territory be confounded with the ancient love

of country. We may imagine that if there were no such thing as a pair of

lovers left in the world, all the vocabulary of love might without

rebuke be transferred to the lowest and most automatic desire. If no

type of chivalrous and purifying passion remained, there would be no one

left to say that lust bore none of the marks of love, that lust was

rapacious and love pitiful, that lust was blind and love vigilant, that

lust sated itself and love was insatiable. So it is with the 'love of

the city,' that high and ancient intellectual passion which has been

written in red blood on the same table with the primal passions of our

being. On all sides we hear to-day of the love of our country, and yet

anyone who has literally such a love must be bewildered at the talk,

like a man hearing all men say that the moon shines by day and the sun

by night. The conviction must come to him at last that these men do not

realize what the word 'love' means, that they mean by the love of

country, not what a mystic might mean by the love of God, but something

of what a child might mean by the love of jam. To one who loves his

fatherland, for instance, our boasted indifference to the ethics of a

national war is mere mysterious gibberism. It is like telling a man that

a boy has committed murder, but that he need not mind because it is only

his son. Here clearly the word 'love' is used unmeaningly. It is the

essence of love to be sensitive, it is a part of its doom; and anyone

who objects to the one must certainly get rid of the other. This

sensitiveness, rising sometimes to an almost morbid sensitiveness, was

the mark of all great lovers like Dante and all great patriots like

Chatham. 'My country, right or wrong,' is a thing that no patriot would

think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, 'My

mother, drunk or sober.' No doubt if a decent man's mother took to drink

he would share her troubles to the last; but to talk as if he would be

in a state of gay indifference as to whether his mother took to drink or

not is certainly not the language of men who know the great mystery.

What we really need for the frustration and overthrow of a deaf and

raucous Jingoism is a renascence of the love of the native land. When

that comes, all shrill cries will cease suddenly. For the first of all

the marks of love is seriousness: love will not accept sham bulletins or

the empty victory of words. It will always esteem the most candid

counsellor the best. Love is drawn to truth by the unerring magnetism of

agony; it gives no pleasure to the lover to see ten doctors dancing with

vociferous optimism round a death-bed.

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