4.13. A PIECE IS SPOKEN.

A piece hath its victories no less than war.

"Blessed are the Piece-makers." That is Scripture.

The night of the "comic oration" is come, and the speaker is

arranging his back hair in the star dressing-room of the theatre.

The orchestra is playing selections from the Gentile opera of "Un

Ballo in Maschera," and the house is full. Mr. John F. Caine, the

excellent stage manager, has given me an elegant drawing-room scene

in which to speak my little piece.

[In Iowa, I once lectured in a theatre, and the heartless manager

gave me a dungeon scene.]

The curtain goes up, and I stand before a Salt Lake of upturned

faces.

I can only say that I was never listened to more attentively and

kindly in my life than I was by this audience of Mormons.

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