4.12. BRIGHAM YOUNG.

Brigham Young sends word I may see him tomorrow. So I go to bed

singing the popular Mormon hymn:

"Let the chorus still be sung,

Long live Brother Brigham Young,

And blessed be the vale of Desere't--ret--ret!

And blessed be the vale of Deseret."

At two o'clock the next afternoon Mr. Hiram B. Clawson, Brigham

Young's son-in-law and chief business manager, calls for me with

the Prophet's private sleigh, and we start for that distinguished

person's block.

I am shown into the Prophet's chief office. He comes forward,

greets me cordially, and introduces me to several influential

Mormons who are present.

Brigham Young is 62 years old, of medium height, and with sandy

hair and whiskers. An active, iron man, with a clear sharp eye.

A man of consummate shrewdness--of great executive ability. He

was born in the State of Vermont, and so by the way was Heber C.

Kimball, who will wear the Mormon Belt when Brigham leaves the

ring.

Brigham Young is a man of great natural ability. If you ask me,

How pious is he? I treat it as a conundrum, and give it up.

Personally he treated me with marked kindness throughout my sojourn

in Utah.

His power in Utah is quite as absolute as that of any living

sovereign, yet he uses it with such consummate shrewdness that his

people are passionately devoted to him.

He was an Elder at the first formal Mormon "stake" in this country,

at Kirtland, Ohio, and went to Nauvoo with Joseph Smith. That

distinguished Mormon handed his mantle and the Prophet business

over to Brigham when he died at Nauvoo.

Smith did a more flourishing business in the Prophet line than B.Y.

does. Smith used to have his little Revelation almost every day--

sometimes two before dinner. B.Y. only takes one once in a while.

The gateway of his block is surmounted by a brass American eagle,

and they say ("they say" here means anti-Mormons) that he receives

his spiritual dispatches through this piece of patriotic poultry.

They also say that he receives revelations from a stuffed white

calf that is trimmed with red ribbons and kept in an iron box. I

don't suppose these things are true. Rumor says that when the Lion

House was ready to be shingled, Brigham received a message from the

Lord stating that the carpenters must all take hold and shingle it,

and not charge a red cent for their services. Such carpenters as

refused to shingle would go to hell, and no postponement on account

of the weather. They say that Brigham, whenever a train of

emigrants arrives in Salt Lake City, orders all the women to march

up and down before his block, while he stands on the portico of the

Lion House and gobbles up the prettiest ones.

He is an immensely wealthy man. His wealth is variously estimated

at from ten to twenty millions of dollars. He owns saw mills,

grist mills, woollen factories, brass and iron foundries, farms,

brick-yards, &c., and superintends them all in person. A man in

Utah individually owns what he grows and makes, with the exception

of a one-tenth part: that must go to the Church; and Brigham Young,

as the first President, is the Church's treasurer. Gentiles, of

course, say that he abuses this blind confidence of his people, and

speculates with their money, and absorbs the interest if he doesn't

the principle. The Mormons deny this, and say that whatever of

their money he does use is for the good of the Church; that he

defrays the expenses of emigrants from far over the seas; that he

is foremost in all local enterprises tending to develop the

resources of the territory, an that, in short, he is incapable of

wrong in any shape.

Nobody seems to know how many wives Brigham Young has. Some set

the number as high as eighty, in which case his children must be

too numerous to mention. Each wife has a room to herself. These

rooms are large and airy, and I suppose they are supplied with all

the modern improvements. But never having been invited to visit

them I can't speak very definitely about this. When I left the

Prophet he shook me cordially by the hand, and invited me to call

again. This was flattering, because if he dislikes a man at the

first interview he never sees him again. He made no allusion to

the "letter" I had written about his community. Outside guards

were pacing up and down before the gateway, but they smiled upon me

sweetly. The veranda was crowded with Gentile miners, who seemed

to be surprised that I didn't return in a wooden overcoat, with my

throat neatly laid open from ear to ear.

Nobody seems to know how many wives Brigham Young has. Some set

the number as high as eighty, in which case his children must be

too numerous to mention. Each wife has a room to herself, These

rooms are large ans airy, and I suppose they are supplied with all

the modern improvements. But never having been invited to visit

them, I can't speak very definitely about this. When I left the

Prophet he shook me cordially by the hand, and invited me to call

again. This was flattering, because if he dislikes a man at the

first interview he never sees him again. He made no allusion to

the "letter" I had written about his community. Outside guards

were pacing up and down before the gateway, but they smiled upon me

sweetly. The verandah was crowded with Gentile miners, who seemed

to be surprised that I didn't return in a wooden overcoat, with my

throat neatly laid open from ear to ear.

. . . .

I go to the Theatre to-night. The play is Othello. This is a

really fine play and was a favourite of G. Washington, the father

of his country. On this stage, as upon all stages, the good old

conventionalities are strictly adhered to. The actors cross each

other at oblique angles from L.U.E. to R. I. E. on the slightest

provocation. Othello howls, Iago scowls, and the boys all laugh

when Roderigo dies. I stay to see charming Mrs. Irwin (Desdemona)

die, which she does very sweetly.

. . . .

I was an actor once, myself. I supported Edwin Forrest at a

theatre in Philadelphia. I played a pantomimic part. I removed

the chairs between scenes, and I did it so neatly that Mr. F. said

I would make a cabinet-maker if I "applied" myself.

. . . .

The parquette of the theatre is occupied exclusively by the Mormons

and their wives and children. They wouldn't let a Gentile in there

any more than they would a serpent. In the side seats are those of

President Young's wives who go the play, and a large and varied

assortment of children. It is an odd sight to see a jovial old

Mormon file down the parquette aisle with ten or twenty robust

wives at his heels. Yet this spectacle may be witnessed every

night the theatre is opened. The dress circle is chiefly occupied

by the officers from Camp Douglas and the Gentile Merchants. The

upper circles are filled by the private soldiers and Mormon boys.

I feel bound to say that a Mormon audience is quite as appreciative

as any other kind of an audience. They prefer comedy to tragedy.

Sentimental plays, for obvious reasons, are unpopular with them. It

will be remembered that when C. Melnotte, in the Lady of Lyons,

comes home from the wars, he folds Pauline to his heaving heart and

makes several remarks of an impassioned and slobbering character.

One night when the Lady of Lyons was produced here, an aged Mormon

arose and went out with his twenty-four wives, angrily stating that

he wouldn't sit and see a play where a man made such a CUSSED FUSS

OVER ONE WOMAN. The prices of the theatre are: Parquette, 75

cents; second and third upper circles, 25 cents. In an audience of

two thousand persons (and there are almost always that number

present probably a thousand will pay in cash, and the other

thousand in grain and a variety of articles; all of which will

command money however.

Brigham Young usually sits in the middle of the parquette, in a

rocking-chair, and with his hat on. He does not escort his wives

to the theatre. They go alone. When the play drags he either

falls into a tranquil sleep or walks out. He wears in winter time

a green wrapper, and his hat in the style introduced into this

country by Louis Kossuth, Esq. the liberator of Hungaria. I

invested a dollar in the liberty of Hungaria nearly fifteen years

ago.

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