CHAPTER XVI

THE START FOR SOUTH AFRICA

The Black Week--Volunteering--The Langman Hospital--The Voyage--

Bloemfontein--Sir Claude de Crespigny--The Epidemic--Advance to the

Water Works.

From December 10 to 17, 1899, was the black week for England. In that

week General Gatacre lost a battle at Stormberg, Lord Methuen lost

one at Magersfontein and General Buller lost one at Colenso. The

three together would not have made more than a minor action in the

great war to come, but at the time it seemed portentous. There were

ominous stirrings on the Continent also and rumours of a coalition. It

was lucky for us that the German fleet was not yet in being and that

our own was able to keep the ring, or we should soon have had some

Lafayette in South Africa with perhaps a Yorktown to follow. However,

it was bad enough as it was, but the nation as usual rose splendidly to

the occasion, and every one hastened to do what they could. Hence it

was that I found myself early one morning at Hounslow--if I remember

right--standing in a long queue of men who were waiting to enlist in

the Middlesex Yeomanry. I had one or two friends in the regiment and

hence my choice.

The Colonel, a grizzled soldier, sat behind a deal table in an orderly

room and dealt swiftly with the applicants. He had no idea who I was,

but seeing a man of forty before him he intimated that I surely did

not intend to go into the ranks. I said that I was prepared to take a

commission. He asked if I could ride and shoot. I said that I could

do both in moderation. He asked if I had had military experience. I

said that I had led an adventurous life and seen a little of military

operations in the Soudan, which was stretching it about as far as it

would go. Two white lies are permitted to a gentleman, to screen a

woman, or to get into a fight when the fight is a rightful one. So I

trust I may be forgiven.

However the Colonel would only put me on his waiting list, took my

name, still without recognizing me, and passed on to the next case. I

departed somewhat crestfallen and unsettled, not knowing whether I had

heard the last of the matter or not. Almost immediately afterwards,

however, I received an offer which took me out in a capacity which was

less sporting but probably in my case and at my age a good deal more

useful. This came from my friend John Langman, whose son Archie I had

known well in Davos days. Langman was sending out a hospital of fifty

beds at his own expense to Africa, and had already chosen his staff

of surgeons but not his personnel. Archie Langman was to go with the

Hospital as general manager. Langman’s idea was that I should help

him to choose the personnel, that I should be a supplementary medico,

and that I should exercise a general supervision over the whole in an

unofficial capacity. To all this I agreed and spent a week at his house

at Stanhope Terrace choosing from many candidates those who seemed the

most likely. On the whole they proved to be a worthy choice. There were

many things to be done, and in the middle of them I received a note

reopening the question of the Yeomanry, but by this time I was entirely

committed to the Langman Hospital.

When we were complete we were quite a good little unit, but our

weakness was unfortunately at the head. Dr. O’Callaghan had been a

personal friend of Langman’s and had thus got the senior billet, but

he was in truth an excellent gynæcologist, which is a branch of the

profession for which there seemed to be no immediate demand. He was a

man too who had led a sedentary life and was not adapted, with all the

will in the world, for the trying experience which lay before us. He

realized this himself and returned to England after a short experience

of South African conditions. We were compelled to have one military

chief, as a bond with the War Office, and this proved to be one Major

Drury, a most amusing Irishman who might have come right out of Lever.

To leave the service and to “marry a rich widow with a cough” was, he

said, the height of his ambition. He was a very pleasant companion in

civil life, but when it came to duties which needed tact and routine

he was rather too Celtic in his methods, and this led to friction and

occasional rows in which I had to sustain the point of view of Mr.

Langman. I have no doubt he thought me an insubordinate dog, and I

thought him--well, he has passed away now, and I remember him best as a

very amusing companion.

Under O’Callaghan and Drury were two really splendid younger surgeons,

Charles Gibbs and Scharlieb, the latter the son of the well-known

lady doctor. They were as good as they could be. Then we had our

ward-masters, cooks, stewards, storekeepers, and finally some fifteen

to twenty orderlies. Altogether we numbered just fifty men, and were

splendidly fitted out by the generosity of Mr. Langman.

A month or two passed before we could get away, and I remember one

amusing incident which occurred during that time. I had spent a good

deal of thought over the problem how best to attack men who lay

concealed behind cover. My conclusions were that it was useless to fire

at them direct, since, if they knew their business, very little of them

would be vulnerable. On the other hand, if one could turn a rifle into

a portable howitzer and drop a bullet with any sort of rough general

accuracy within a given area, then it seemed to me that life would

hardly be possible within that area. If, for example, the position was

20,000 square yards in size, and 20,000 rifles were dropping bullets

upon it, each square yard would sooner or later be searched and your

mark would be a whole prostrate or crouching body. What I was really

evolving, though I could not know it, was the machine gun barrage of

dropping or vertical fire as practised in the Great War. My principles

were absolutely right and have not even yet received their full

application. I wrote an article to “The Times” explaining my views, but

so far as I know it had no results.

Meanwhile I was practising how to turn a rifle into a howitzer. I

fastened a large needle at the end of a thread to the back sight. When

the gun pointed straight up in the air the needle swung down across the

stock and I marked the spot. Then the idea was to tilt the gun slowly

forward, marking advances of 200, 400 and so on in the range, so that

you had a dial marked on the stock and could always by letting the

needle fall across the correct mark on the dial drop the bullet within

a certain distance.

But the crux was to discover the exact ranges. To do this I went down

to Frensham Pond and, standing among the reeds and tilting the gun

very slightly forward, I pulled the trigger. The bullet very nearly

fell upon my own head. I could not locate it, but I heard quite a loud

thud. But what amazed me, and still amazes me, was the time it took. I

counted fifty seconds on my watch between the discharge and the fall. I

don’t wonder if the reader is incredulous. I feel incredulous also, but

such is the fact as I recorded it.

My idea was to mark the bullet splashes on the calm water of the lake,

but though I fired and fired at various angles not a splash could I

see. Finally a little man who may have been an artist broke in upon my

solitude.

“Do you want to know where those bullets are going?”

“Yes, sir, I do.”

“Then I can tell you, sir, for they have been dropping all round _me_.”

I felt that unless my howitzer was to claim its first victim on the

spot I had better stop. It was clear that the light bullet with so

heavy a charge went so high into the atmosphere that one lost all

command over it. Twice the weight and half the charge would have served

my purpose better. Then came other calls and I could never work it out,

but I am very sure that with a little care in detail I could have got a

converging fire which would have cleared any kopje in South Africa.

As I was convinced that the idea was both practical and much needed I

communicated full particulars to the War Office. Here is the letter I

had in reply.

WAR OFFICE,

_Feb. 16, 1900_.

SIR,--

With reference to your letter concerning an appliance for adapting

rifles to high angle fire I am directed by the Secretary of State for

War to inform you that he will not trouble you in the matter.

I am, Sir, Your Obedient Servant,

(Signature illegible),

Director General of Ordnance.

Thus, whether my invention was nonsense or whether it was, as I

believe, radical and epoch-making, I was given no chance to explain or

to illustrate it. As I remarked in “The Times:” “No wonder that we find

the latest inventions in the hands of our enemies rather than ourselves

if those who try to improve our weapons meet with such encouragement

as I have done.” Our traditions were carried on in the Great War, for

Pomeroy, the inventor of the inflammable bullet which brought down the

Zeppelins, was about to return to New Zealand in despair, and it was,

as I am assured, private and not official bullets which first showed

how valuable was his discovery and forced a belated acceptance by the

War Office.

At last our time drew near. My wife had gone to Naples, where it was

hoped that the warmer climate would complete her cure. My affairs were

all settled up. I was to go as an unpaid man, and I contributed my

butler Cleeve, a good intelligent man for the general use, paying him

myself. In this way I retained my independence and could return when I

felt that the time had come--which, as events turned out, proved to be

very valuable to me.

We were reviewed by the old Duke of Cambridge in some drill-hall in

London. There befell me on this occasion one of those quaint happenings

which seem to me to have been more common in my life than in that of

most other men. We were drawn up in our new khaki uniforms, and wearing

our tropical helmets, for the Royal Duke’s inspection. If we had been

asked to form fours we should have broken down completely, but luckily

we were placed in double line and so we remained. I was standing in

front on the right flank. With my eyes fixed rigidly before me I was

still able out of the corner of them to be aware that the old Duke,

with his suite, was coming across to begin at my end. Presently he

halted in front of me, and stood motionless. I remained quite rigid,

looking past him. He continued to stand, so near me that I could hear

and almost feel his puffy breath. “What on earth!” I wondered, but I

gave no sign. At last he spoke. “What is this?” he asked. Then louder,

“What is this?” and finally, in a sort of ecstasy, “What _is_ it?” I

never moved an eyelash, but one of a group of journalists upon my

right went into hysterical but subdued laughter. There was whispering

among the suite, something was explained, and the funny old man passed

on. But did ever Lever in his maddest moment represent that his hero on

the first day of wearing uniform should have such an experience with

the ex-Commander-in-Chief of the British army and the uncle of the

Queen?

It seems that what was worrying the dear old gentleman--he was about

eighty at the time--was that my tunic buttons had no mark upon them, a

thing which he had never seen in Her Majesty’s Army. Even a crown or a

star would do, but no mark at all completely upset him, for he was a

great stickler for correct military clothing. So, of course, was King

Edward. A friend of mine at a ball in India (royalty being present) was

swooped down upon by a very agitated aide-de-camp who began: “His Royal

Highness desires me to say ...” and went on to point out some defect

in his dress kit. My friend answered: “I will mention the matter to my

tailor,” which was, I think, an admirable way of quietly putting the

matter into its true perspective.

On this occasion we officers all filed up to be presented and the

old Duke made amends by blurting out some very kindly things, for it

seems that he greatly approved of my wooden soldier attitude, in spite

of my reprehensible buttons. He had a day of agitations, for on the

top of the buttons one of the curtains of the hotel took fire during

our luncheon at Claridge’s, and there was great excitement for a few

moments. He made, I remember, an extremely indiscreet speech in which

he said: “They turned me off because they said I was too old, but old

as I am I wouldn’t have been such a fool as to----” and then he strung

off a number of things which Lord Wolseley, his successor, was supposed

to have done. The press was merciful and did not report.

We sailed on February 28, 1900, from Tilbury, in the chartered

transport _Oriental_, carrying with us a mixed lot of drafts, and

picking up the Royal Scots Militia at Queenstown, where a noisy

Irishwoman threw a white towel on board, crying, “You may be afther

finding it useful.” The Scots were a rather rough crowd with a number

of territorial magnates, Lord Henry Scott, Lord Tewkesbury, Lord

Newport, Lord Brackley and others among their officers. Colonel Garstin

of the Middlesex was in general command of the whole of us. The

monotony of the three weeks’ voyage was broken only by a cricket match

at the Cape de Verdes, by a lecture on the war which I delivered on

deck under a tropical moon to all hands, and to an enteric inoculation,

which was voluntary but should have been compulsory, for even as it was

it saved many lives, and I am not sure that my own was not among them.

The Great War has shown for ever how effective this treatment is. We

lost more from enteric than from the bullet in South Africa, and it is

sad to think that nearly all could have been saved had Almroth Wright’s

discovery been properly appreciated. His brother was on board, I

remember--an officer of Sappers--and took the virus particularly badly,

though all of us were quite bad enough, for the right dose had not yet

been accurately determined.

On the evening of March 21 we reached Capetown and found the bay full

of shipping. There were fifty large steamers at anchor--mostly empty.

Some of us had a run ashore, but we had some trouble getting on board

again, for there was a big swell and the little tug dare not come quite

alongside. We had to jump therefore from the paddle-box as the roll

favoured us, landing on a hanging ladder, where a quartermaster seized

us. To some people such a feat is easy, while others evidently regarded

it with horror, and I wondered that we escaped from having some

tragedy. The only real mishap was a strange one. A row of soldier faces

was looking down on us over the bulwarks, when I saw the grin upon one

of them change to a look of horrible agony and he gave a wild scream.

He still remained standing, but several men ran towards him, and then

he disappeared. Only afterwards did I learn that a huge iron bar had in

some way fallen upon his foot, pinning him to the place. He fainted as

they disengaged him, and was carried below with his bones crushed.

I spent next day ashore, with the Mount Nelson Hotel as my

head-quarters. It was full of a strange medley of wounded officers,

adventuresses and cosmopolitans. Kitchener came down and cleared it out

shortly afterwards, for the syrens were interfering with his fighting

men. The general war news was very good. Paardeburg had been fought,

Lord Roberts had made his way to Bloemfontein and Kimberley had been

relieved by French, whose immediate return to head off Cronje was one

of the inspired incidents of the war. It was a consolation to find that

Boers really could be captured in large numbers, for their long run of

successes while the conditions were in their favour was getting badly

upon the public nerves and a legendary sort of atmosphere was beginning

to build up around them.

Some money had been given me for charitable purposes when I was in

London, so I went down to the camp of the Boer prisoners to see if I

could spend some of it. It was a racecourse, pent in with barbed wire,

and they were certainly a shaggy, dirty, unkempt crowd but with the

bearing of free men. There were a few cruel or brutal faces, some of

them half caste, but most were good honest fellows and the general

effect was formidable. There were some who were maned like lions. I

afterwards went into the tents of the sick Boers. Several were sitting

sullenly round and one was raving in delirium, saying something in his

frenzy which set all the others laughing in a mirthless way. One man

sat in a corner with a proud dark face and brooding eagle eyes. He

bowed with grave courtesy when I put down some money for cigarettes. A

Huguenot, or I am mistaken.

We had been waiting for orders and now we suddenly left Capetown on

March 26, reaching East London on the 28th. There we disembarked,

and I was surprised to find Leo Trevor, of amateur theatrical fame,

acting as transport officer. In spite of his efforts (I hope it was

not through them) our hospital stuff was divided between two trains,

and when we reached Bloemfontein after days of travel we found that

the other half had wandered off and was engulfed in the general chaos.

There were nights of that journey which I shall never forget--the great

train roaring through the darkness, the fires beside the line, the dark

groups silhouetted against the flames, the shouts of “Who are you?” and

the crash of voices as our mates cried back, “The Camerons,” for this

famous regiment was our companion. Wonderful is the atmosphere of war.

When the millennium comes the world will gain much, but it will lose

its greatest thrill.

It is a strange wild place, the veldt, with its vast green plains and

peculiar flat-topped hills, relics of some extraordinary geological

episode. It is poor pasture--a sheep to two acres--so it must always

be sparsely inhabited. Little white farms, each with its eucalyptus

grove and its dam, were scattered over it. When we crossed the Free

State border by a makeshift bridge, beside the ruins of the old one, we

noticed that many of these little houses were flying the white flag.

Every one seemed very good-humoured, burghers and soldiers alike, but

the guerilla war afterwards altered all that.

It was April 2, and 5 a.m. when we at last reached the capital of the

Free State, and were dumped down outside the town in a great green

expanse covered with all sorts of encampments and animals. There was

said to be a large force of Boers close to the town, and they had cut

up one of our columns a few days before at Sanna’s Post. Some troops

were moving out, so I, with Gwynne whom I had known in Egypt, and that

great sportsman, Claude de Crespigny, set forth to see what we could,

an artilleryman lending me his led horse. There was nothing doing,

however, for it was Brother Boer’s way never to come when you wanted

him and always when you didn’t. Save for good company, I got nothing

out of a long hot day.

Good company is always one of the solaces of a campaign. I ran across

many old friends, some soldiers, some medicos, some journalists.

Knight of the “Falcon” had, alas, been hit in an early battle and was

in hospital. Julian Ralph, a veteran American correspondent, Bennett

Burleigh the rugged old war horse, queer little Melton Prior who looked

like the prim headmaster of a conventional school, dark-eyed Donohue

of the “Chronicle,” Paterson the Australian, of Snowy River fame, they

were a wonderful set of men. I had little time to enjoy their society,

however, for among the miles of loaded trucks which lay at the endless

sidings I had to my great joy discovered the missing half of our

equipment and guided a fatigue party down to it. All day we laboured

and before evening our beds were up and our hospital ready for duty.

Two days later wagons of sick and wounded began to disgorge at our

doors and the real work had begun.

[Illustration: STAFF OF THE LANGMAN HOSPITAL, SOUTH AFRICA, 1900.]

We had been given the cricket field as our camp and the fine pavilion

as our chief ward. Others were soon erected, for we had plenty of

tents--one each for our own use and a marquee for the mess. We were

ready for any moderate strain, but that which was put upon us was

altogether beyond our strength and for a month we had a rather awful

time. The first intimation of trouble came to me in a simple and

dramatic way. We had a bath in the pavilion and I had gone up to it

and turned the tap, but not a drop of water appeared, though it had

been running freely the night before. This small incident was the first

intimation that the Boers had cut the water supply of the town, which

caused us to fall back upon the old wells, which in turn gave rise to

an outbreak of enteric which cost us 5,000 lives. The one great blot

in Lord Roberts’ otherwise splendid handling of the campaign was, in

my opinion, that he did not buzz out at once with every man he could

raise, and relieve the water works, which were only 20 miles away.

Instead of this he waited for his army to recuperate, and so exposed

them to the epidemic. However, it is always easy to be wise after the

event.

The outbreak was a terrible one. It was softened down for public

consumption and the press messages were heavily censored, but we lived

in the midst of death--and death in its vilest, filthiest form. Our

accommodation was for fifty patients, but 120 were precipitated upon

us, and the floor was littered between the beds with sick and often

dying men. Our linen and utensils were never calculated for such a

number, and as the nature of the disease causes constant pollution,

and this pollution of the most dangerous character and with the

vilest effluvia, one can imagine how dreadful was the situation. The

worst surgical ward after a battle would be a clean place compared to

that pavilion. At one end was a stage with the scene set for “H.M.S.

Pinafore.” This was turned into latrines for those who could stagger

so far. The rest did the best they could, and we did the best we could

in turn. But a Verestschagin would have found a subject in that awful

ward, with the rows of emaciated men, and the silly childish stage

looking down upon it all. In the very worst of it two nursing sisters

appeared among us, and never shall I forget what angels of light they

appeared, or how they nursed those poor boys, swaddling them like

babies and meeting every want with gentle courage. Thank God, they both

came through safe.

Four weeks may seem a short time in comfort, but it is a very long

one under conditions such as those, amid horrible sights and sounds

and smells, while a haze of flies spread over everything, covering

your food and trying to force themselves into your mouth--every one of

them a focus of disease. It was bad enough when we had a full staff,

but soon the men began to wilt under the strain. They were nearly all

from the Lancashire cotton mills, little, ill-nourished fellows but

with a great spirit. Of the fifteen twelve contracted the disease and

added to the labours of the survivors. Three died. Fortunately we of

the staff were able to keep going, and we were reinforced by a Dr.

Schwartz of Capetown. The pressure was great, but we were helped by the

thought that the greater the work the more we proved the necessity of

our presence in Africa. Above all, our labours were lightened by the

splendid stuff that we had for patients. It was really glorious to see

the steady patience with which they bore their sufferings. The British

soldier may grouse in days of peace, but I never heard a murmur when he

was faced with this loathsome death.

Our hospital was no worse off than the others, and as there were many

of them the general condition of the town was very bad. Coffins were

out of the question, and the men were lowered in their brown blankets

into shallow graves at the average rate of sixty a day. A sickening

smell came from the stricken town. Once when I had ridden out to get

an hour or two of change, and was at least six miles from the town

the wind changed and the smell was all around me. You could smell

Bloemfontein long before you could see it. Even now if I felt that low

deathly smell, compounded of disease and disinfectants, my heart would

sink within me.

At last there came the turn. The army had moved on. Hospitals up the

line absorbed some of the cases. Above all the water works had been

retaken, and with hardly any resistance. I went out with the force

which was to retake it, and slept for the night in a thin coat under

a wagon, an experience which left me colder than I can ever remember

being in my life--a cold which was not only on the surface, but like

some solid thing within you. Next morning there was every prospect of

a battle, for we had been shelled the night before and it looked as

if the position would be held, so Ian Hamilton, who commanded, made a

careful advance. However, there was no resistance, and save for some

figures watching us from distant hills there was no sign of the enemy.

He had slipped away in the night.

In the advance we passed over the Drift at Sanna’s Post where the

disaster had occurred some weeks before. The poor artillery horses were

still lying in heaps where they had been shot down, and the place was

covered with every kind of litter--putties, cholera belts, haversacks,

and broken helmets. There were great numbers of Boer cartridge papers

which were all marked “Split Bullets. Manufactured for the Use of the

British Government, London.” What the meaning of this was, or where

they came from, I cannot imagine, for certainly our fellows had always

the solid Lee-Metford bullet, as I can swear after inspecting many a

belt. It sounded like some ingenious trick to excuse atrocities, and

yet on the whole the Boer was a fair and good-humoured fighter until

near the close of the war.

The move of Hamilton’s was really the beginning of the great advance,

and having cleared the water works he turned north and became the right

wing of the army. On his left was Tucker’s 7th Division, then Kelly

Kenny’s 6th Division, Pole-Carew’s 1st Division, including the Guards,

and finally a great horde of mounted infantry, including the Yeomanry,

the Colonial and the Irregular Corps. This was the great line which set

forth early in May to sweep up from Bloemfontein to Pretoria. Things

had become more quiet at the hospital and presently Archie Langman and

I found a chance to get away and to join the army at the first stage

of its advance. I wrote our experience out while it was still fresh in

my mind, and the reader will forgive me if I reproduce some of this,

as it is likely to be more vivid and more detailed than the blurred

impression now left in my memory after more than twenty years.

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